* Posts by King Edward I

93 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Jun 2009

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New York Times bans 'tweet'

King Edward I

Good good...

Hope you don't use Google, Yahoo or Bing then, 'cos their names are just as silly!

Best Buy tech finds 'child abuse' wallpaper on broken PC

King Edward I
Stop

Note:

It doesn't say it was *set* as a wallpaer, it says they "were used as a desktop background". To me, that sounds like he's changed the desktop background, but the images were still in the list of recent backgorunds (Or elsewhere, depending on version of windows!)

Or maybe I'm overthinking it!

Lucid Lynx fights 'major' X-Server memory leak

King Edward I
Stop

News?

Pre-release software has bug. More on this story at 11.

Now if this is still there when it releases in... uh... two days, repost.

Mandybill: All the Commons drama

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My comment on the BBC article crossposted...

For all the furore raised by the pirates, it's the blocking laws which worry me. The ability for parliament to censor websites is a dangerous road to go down and should be gaining the focus of the attention.

The problem on the piracy front is, it will only catch the technically incompetent, the young children, the older generations and anyone else not up to speed. The Tech literate will simply move on, as napster's cloure forced them onto decentralised servers, so this two will move them on, perhaps onto The Darknet,or perhaps onto Tor or Freenet. Piracy is not going to be stopped by technical means!

French suspect grilled over Obama Twitter hack

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Stop

Erm...

Shouldn't these sites send you an email to make you change your password. With things like yahoo mail where it *is* your email, it's understandable, but twitter?

Murdoch promises WSJ on the iPad

King Edward I
Big Brother

Which...

...is now being made into a move, starring Natalie Portman, allowing the fantasy to become reality!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1374989/

Windows 7 - Microsoft minus the martyrdom

King Edward I

I'm running it...

my mate bought it, I tested it on his computer, and finally upgraded my XP partition. It's faster than vista, and I needed something DX10+ capable so I can get new pretties running on it :D Plus I get it for £30 for bring a tax dodging student :P

Ubuntu remains my primary OS for uni work and general webbrowser usage, but I no longer feel quite so lost when I reboot into windows. (If you've used any modern Linux distro/mac, XP feels hella clunky) and I can FINALLY get the HL2 cinematic mod to work (kinda).

3UK shapeshifts on traffic shaping

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Right!

"Customers will have to get used to the idea of paying for the bandwidth they use: the majority of low-volume users cannot be expected to subsidise the few who have to have the latest American TV shows early."

Very true. However the first step along this way is correct marketing. Make them all stop selling these "unlimited" plans, and really tell you what you get for your money. Then people will be able to choose a package that suits them, as opposed to the current one-size-fits-none (not really)unlimited packages.

Ofcom's 116 discussions confirm El Reg advice

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Flame

And...

How much has been spent on consultations to come up with this genius plan?

UK population to abandon Midlands

King Edward I

Really?

I live in Birmingham (as a greasy tax dodging student ;)) and I love it. Could well envision living there after I finish Uni. Its compact, affordable and has everything I like in my life (beer, take aways cinemas and, when I'm flush, restaurants.) Only problem really is the Birmingham City/West Brom/Aston Villa (delete as applicable :P) fans!

New trial means Unix ownership still up for debate

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Stop

I've said this before...

...and will keep saying it until this is over:

I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Government unbans dirty vids but bans 'legal highs'

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Coat

No!

THE SPICE MUST FLOW!

100 freetards an hour join Pirate Party UK

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@AC (08:39)

The Pirate Party UK has nothing to do with the pirate bay, or even the Swedish Pirate Party (apart from communication through the international pirate party site). Therefore they also have nothing to do with Lundström.

I joined. Might even consider standing if they need someone where-ever I'm living (but my terminal fear of talking to people offline might put that one on hold!).

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Whilst...

Most of there members are undoubtedly the "freetards" of which you speak, I wouldn't be suprised to see a fair amount of support for them on our dear el reg.

Why? Well they campaign on issues we like to moan about on here, specifically: "We want a patent system that doesn't stifle innovation or make life saving drugs so expensive that patients die."

and

"End the excessive surveillance, profiling, tracking and monitoring of innocent people by Government and big businesses."

and

"Ensure that everyone has real freedom of speech and real freedom to enjoy and participate in our shared culture."

So yah. a (mostly) single issue party I actually agree with. What a novelty :)

Exploding iPhone injures French teen

King Edward I
Joke

No!

This was a feature. It was an Ap insalled by the girls father call iWantYouToStayAwayFromMyDaughter and when the young gentleman got too close... poof! It aimed for the eyes!

Judge slaps ban on RealDVD software

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Stop

Oh noes!

I have this application that can create perfect backups/copies of DVDs! Is it illegal?

It's called "dd".

'tards.

µTorrent 2.0 beta drops anchor

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Stop

But...

...Does it maintain the snappyness that we know and love? Or has it gone the way of so many projects (I'm looking at you firefox, even though your still awesome) and bloated itself out?

Texan judge outlaws Word

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Award for most obvious statement of the day...

"...but US reports suggest an appeal is under consideration"

Blogger silences Google ads with death and destruction

King Edward I
Stop

@lupine

Until your home broad-band/computer goes down, at which point mail starts vanishing into the ether...

Microsoft's web Office: No love for Chrome, Opera

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:O

Even MS have stopped supporting IE 6? Please, for the love of <insert deity of choice here> and all that is holy LET IT FINALLY BE DEAD!

Launch your own satellite for only eight grand

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Go

EVERYONE CHIP A FIVER IN...

And we can have El-Reg being broadcast from space in no time...

T-Mobile UK starts shifting iPhones on the quiet

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Stop

@rattcatcher

" monopoly exists when there is exclusive control by one group of the means of selling or providing a commodity.

By that definition, O2 have a monopoly in the UK as there is no other way of officially buying an iPhone without an O2 contract (establishing exclusive control)."

Yes. Fortunately, that is not the legal definition of a monopoly. The only place I can buy a Dell from is Dell! They have a monopoly!

According to gartner (http://www.gartner.com/it/page.jsp?id=985912) Apple has 5.3% of the global smart phone market. That is not, by any stretch, a monopoly. When that hits 70+% we can talk.

Pirate Bay mouthpiece puts a zip on it

King Edward I

Um, what?

"Surprisingly, however, BrokeP didn't make any mention of his decision to back away from TPB on his Twitter account"

Check again. Or does linking to the blog post announcing his descision to stand down not count?

PerlMonks suffers unholy hack

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Stop

Argh,

Hash. Your. User's. Passwords. (preferably salt them randomly as well).

Come on. I'm a complete novice website created (having created, in total, one website, and that was for a uni course) and even I know this. Gah.

Dutch court clogs Pirate Bay

King Edward I
Joke

Hmmm

If($ListOfDutchGovermentIPs{$IP}){

Print $error_message;

}

else{

print $Website;

}

Not the most elegant way to implement it, but...

Microsoft ultra-thins to 'out cool' netbooks, Apple

King Edward I
FAIL

SCC...

Small *cheap* computers. Fail.

Microsoft offers EU choice on Windows browsers

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Stop

FFS

Pleas ecan we just sort this out, it is NOT hard.

All boxed versions of windows come with IE. Anyone who is ordering a boxed version is almost certainly savvy enough that they're gonna change their browser straight away

OEM versions come without a browser. Make it illegal for MS to use discounts on/threats-of-removing-the-OEM's-license-to-distribute Windows to as an incentive to install IE.

Make IE FULLY uninstallable.

Problem solved, no need to promote alternate products.

Wheels come off O2's data network

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Stop

This...

...Comes as a bit of a suprise to me, as I'm typing this on my O2 mobile phone. Either I'm one of the lucky few, or the problem is not that wide-spread 'cos I've been using the mobile internet all day.

Swedish devil girls fingered on Street View

King Edward I
Happy

I just got...

...That Friday Feeling!

Bravo!

Magno stimulation makes brain learn skills better - boffins

King Edward I

Ahh...

So in the matrix, it's NOT a data pin going into the plug in the back of their necks, it's an electro magnet!

BT abandons Phorm

King Edward I

Shares at £3.53?

Really? I'd have said 35.3p would be a generous pice for them!

iPhone crashing bug could lead to serious exploit

King Edward I

To block SMS...

Wrap your phone in tin foil :P

Trading Standards calls for online knife sale ban

King Edward I

@Steve Renouf

For a Credit card yes. No such restriction on a Debit Card. I don't know how much info the retailers get from a card, but I doubt they can tell a Visa debit and a visa credit card apart. though I could be completely wrong in that assumption.

Petrol station robbers cuffed after running out of petrol

King Edward I
Stop

Sometime's there's no I.T angle song...

Some things in life are bad,

They can really make you mad,

Other things just make you swear and curse,

When you're chewing life's gristle,

Don't grumble,

Give a whistle

And this'll help things turn out for the best.

'cos...

Sometimes there's just no Iiiiii-Teaangle

[whistle]

Sometimes there's just no Iiiiii-Teaangle.

[whistle]

etc.

sure someone else can do better

Dell accidentally sells 140,000 monitors for $15 a pop

King Edward I

@Owain 2

Wrong. The price on an item in not a "price" it's an "invitation to treat". You have to offer a price, the store owner has to accept, and there has to be payment, that's how a contract is made. If something has been genuinely priced wrong, the store is under no obligation to honour it. Of course, in your case, they may have done it as a goodwill gesture, but it was in no way legally required.

The issue gets murky in online territory when they've taken the money off your card. Technically at that point you have a legally binding contract which is where the "payment card has not been "settled" yet" tricks that Simon Newton method comes into play. I have no idea if this has ever been tested in court!

German old timers torture financial adviser

King Edward I
Joke

Is it just me...

Or does "Digitalglobalnet" sound a little like Homer Simpsosn's "CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet"?

Maybe that's why there money disappeared!

Surveillance response 'inadequate', say Lords

King Edward I
Grenade

Better Solution...

Next april, get someone to nominate you and drop a £500 deposit, canvess and GET YOURSELF ELECTED TO PARLIAMENT. Then sort it out! (Grenade, 'cos that's the alternative!)

BT deposits Wi-Fi in cashpoints

King Edward I

I...

...used one of these the other day with a dial up modem (not muted either! Broiught bck old memories!) Hope they don't put this on that one!

Student leader demands lectures be 'put against the wall'

King Edward I
Happy

As a student...

...I should probably be massivly insulted by the second half of this article. But I'm not. IT'S ALL TRUE!

Germany poised to impose police-run block list

King Edward I

As bad as it is...

...at least the redirection allows you to know a link has been blocked! No errors making it seem like the website is broken. an improvement over ours, but by no means good!

SCO inks last-second life-saving Unix pact

King Edward I

I said it in the last article...

"We should take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure!"

How right I was. They've had more comebacks than Michel Jackson!

Phorm gets £15m lifeline

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Flame

I say...

...we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Site news: Unique commenter handles coming

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Haha!

New handle! Fear my mighty regal ways!

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