* Posts by Lionel Baden 1

33 posts • joined 10 Jun 2009

UK.gov decides best form of cyber defence is attack

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Coat

booyah

now we got something to strike out at when were bored and drunk!!!

oh this is gonna be fun

AC well durrr

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Rapidshare stung with €24m fine

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Grenade

awww

then again they were decreasing bandwidth whilst upping prices so i wasnt going to use them much longer anyway

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Kate Moss kills Kills cuts

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ill get the data off

for small fee :)

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Spanish court in favour of topless celebs

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erm

can i get a biscuit please as well

dont worry about the email im fine with boobs

But please everthing should done in the proper proportions

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German old timers torture financial adviser

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lol

no smoking inside please could all prisoners go outside for a cigarette break

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El Reg commentards offered extra iconography

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Pint

let me be the first to welcome

our iconic overlords

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Vodafone offers customers chance to pay for own infrastructure

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woot

wish i could do this for T-Mobile !!

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Union attacks fire-brigade control room IT modernisation

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huh

oh this is daft

personnaly i think its good they dont all rely on google maps

if you think im wrong whats better (quicker) a black cab or a minicab ??

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iSuppli: Moore's Law to take a breather

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yeah im guessing

"their costs will be so high, that the value of their lifetime productivity can never justify it,"

Somebody obvoiusly doesnt game on their computer !!

and for the ppl stating computers are fast enough i have a large gaming that would be more than happy to argue it out with you

actually let me do this for them

take your 2 year old computer with decent cpu and Graphics card. and install the latest bling game on it and see what happens

Now go buy a new shiny fast computer with top range cpu and graphics card and play that same game !

people will pay they always do. even if they just want to show they have something better than somebody else.

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BT deposits Wi-Fi in cashpoints

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not a bad idea.

they should do it in phone boxes too ...

oh wait i see what they did there !!!

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Intel powers netbook via thin air

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ohh i hope the neighbours get this !

do you think its possible to hook up my tv computer fridge and water heater

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The Moon? We're going nowhere, says NASA official

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this so pisses me off

we have had untold amount of advances in technology and they claim its not viable to put somebody on the moon !

ok i have to admit i wont be glued to the telly to watch it but i think its a worthwhile cause

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Microsoft bribes Oz to ditch Firefox

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erm

can i use firefox with ie add on ??

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Fiancée discovers boyf is grumble flick stud

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well

if he told her she might of asked you to stop lol

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Bristol crim caught with mobile up jacksie

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huh !

i suppose it was a small factor phone or was it something like a Iphone ??

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Phorm incinerates $50m in 12 months

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oh dear god

when will this chinese wet dream end !

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HP sees techies living in a box

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just waiting

for the story that 5 trucks turned up and nicked 10 of these containers !

its gonna happen sooner or later

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New green and quiet jet-engine test results announced

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@ peter ford

As i understood it it geared down to not to push too much air through

as it currently stand so much air is going through alot of the fuel is going through the system unburnt

Run the main fan slower you reduce the amount of air but more explosion ! :D

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Dutch company augments mobile reality

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ahh

gotta love sci fi and what its doing for our future !!

ant wait till this is running smooth and will be displayed in a clear crystal monocle via a wireless connection that will keep my ears snug and warm

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Broadband tax of £6 per year to fund rural fibre rollout

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Jeez likeit !

wouldnt mind if they would actually do the bloody work

but i think as we all know they will tax us and then do a study in two years saying we dont want it anyway so they wont be installing it but the expensive planning did the managers well in the meantime .. oh and by the way the goverment will be keeping the leftover money

Let me be the first to disagree I WANT IT NOW !!!!

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Minority Report command sales system pushes Euro UAV

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hey there

nothing wrong with making cool looking tech with fancy graphics with whizzy outlines and beeping noises

i still wish my keyboard beeped futuristically every time i press a button and when proccessing complex tasks lots of lights would flash and more beeping

im sad i missed the late 80's early 90's :(

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Gov tries to work out if anyone is visiting its websites

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oh dear

now they will realize the most viewed site is the petitions and they ignore that !

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Opera to take web back to the old days

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what was that i heard

i think the uk goverment just had a unified heart attack !!!

lol

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Microsoft fans call for Opera boycott

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HA HA

i had uninstalled opera for the same reasons yesterday and installed skyfire

dont like opera at all atm !

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Bing boxes off mucky vids

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wonder if they also have one

called chandler ?

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Buggy 'smart meters' open door to power-grid botnet

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rethink

can we just let them release the buggy software and not kick up a fuss

then we may all goto hackaday build our own serial line and disable their bloody remote access.

Anyway i dont get any bloody mobile phone signal from vodafone and O2 in my area so im not to bothered

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Opera applauds scepticism on MS browser pledge

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can i pick IE

or are opera going to say its unfair to allow IE as so many people use it already

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Israeli army develops one-eyed robot trouser snake

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why

the snake is also potentially able to explode on reaching a suitable target

if it ever got there !!!

it looked impossible to control and didnt really move unless in grass.

im alos guessing its louder than a hummer

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Pressure group demands UK apes China net filter plan

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yeah right this made me LOL

if she thinks some crappy pre loaded software is gonna stop them getting porn.

I worry now how am i goingt o be able to even monitor my kids activities when they are older and i bloody well work in IT.

Kids are devious and clever

plus i can see the google most searches for = disable porn filter Mwaahaa.

Can we burn her as a witch now ???

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US brain-plug interface gets live human trials

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security !!

ill stick to cabling thank you please

can just imagine what sort of shit you could get up to with wireless connections !

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Texas cop tasers gobby granny

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fair nough

should be respectfull to the police

gobbing off at one wont get you anywhere ....

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Cartoon lion urges Lancs kids to dob in terrorist classmates

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wtf

i would go nuts if the police subjected my kids to this !!!

brainwash em while they're young !!!

funny how they used a white terrorist cause there are so many examples of them ....

anyway guy fawkes probably had the right idea

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Apollo 11 - The Owners' Workshop Manual

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cool idea

pity they made it into a pamphlet

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