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I'm sure I watched a documentary where the probe returned and nearly destroyed the earth.

Luckily James T Kirk (A descendant of Neil Armstrong I'm lead to believe) was on hand.

Sorry had to comment.

It's the book sitting in my bog on top of the toliet paper at the moment, Mr Dents just riding round with slartibartfast. Brilliant book.

Although El Reg is becoming more like the Vogons each day. I'll get my coat unless the mods have a poem for me.

Shoulda

Shoulda booked on line then or taken your buisness else where.

Why do I get the feeling this guy is loking for some free-bees.

buzz, buzz.

LOL

At all the usual sandbagging CAGW cultist on here, you do realise that the BEST paper has been rejected don't you?

Use to

I use to come for the funny IT articles, now I stay away because of the cut-and-paste PR journalism.

It'll be law

with the added bonus you'll get to pay for it.

The political class couldn't careless you have your choice, pay income tax till you drop dead or sign on and become an alcoholic/obese and die early, just remember to drop your blue or red token in the box marked democracy and we'll do the rest for you.

'CA Technologies - the makers of the CA-7 software at the heart of the snarl-up - are helping RBS to fix the disaster that has affected 16.9 million UK bank accounts.

"RBS is a valued CA Technologies customer, we are offering all assistance possible to help them resolve their technical issues," a spokeswoman told The Register.'

ie: RBS are paying the over time, oh wait that's wrong, the tax payers are paying the over time.

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<------You have been warned.

Stupid Sheeple

With the world economy collapsing around our ears, the sheeple blissfully unaware and the rich just trying to work out how to keep there profits so inflation doesn't affect them so much, do not be suprised when your electric bill is on par with your mortgage repayments/rent.

But don't worry the bread and circuses will continue so your x-Factor/Star Trek reruns will keep you happy.

The real question is who will blink first the USA, EU or China. At this rate my same wage for the past 3 years would go on the morons in the EU.

Form

Can't be authentic, where’s the over time forms?

Hey Lewis

Do you notice that alot of people that comment on your articles have no idea about IT and just seem to come here and rant about consensus?

I'd ask my usual TCP/IP question but they never seem to know the answer.

I'm collecting red arrows this week please oblige Soros lovers.

I did

And it seems you still need money to short sell so my $310 still don't go far.

Desperate

Lets be honest Wall St are desperate at the moment for new multi billion dollar companies like FB as the only other new companies appearing in the good old US of A are of the green type ones and they are dying quicker than you can say what happened to all that tax payer money, just Google Solyndra.

Moron Stagnate and the rest of them know full well that China and India will be taking all their money real soon, well unless they can inflate the stock prices of say companies like FB.

Free lunch

Commenters around here always make me laugh when artciles like this appear, they all want a free lunch but don't want to cook or wash up.

New Share Deal

I heard on the grape tree that next week the Nasdaq will be selling shares in Pudsey the dog at $1000 a share, after which they will work out how to make money from this one trick dog.

Signed

So they signed one of the documents demanding justice for Gaia then? the one they put foward in Durban that stated:

*"Rights of Mother Earth”: The draft talks of “The recognition and defence of the rights of Mother Earth to ensure harmony between humanity and nature”. Also, “there will be no commodification [whatever that may be: it is not in the dictionary and does not deserve to be] of the functions of nature, therefore no carbon market will be developed with that purpose”.

*War and the maintenance of defence forces and equipment are to cease.

*The new CO2 emissions target, for Western countries only, will be a reduction of up to 50% in emissions over the next eight years and of “more than 100%” [these words actually appear in the text] by 2050. So, no motor cars, no coal-fired or gas-fired power stations, no aircraft, no trains. Back to the Stone Age

Yer Right

Pull the other one it's just advertising hype, 'non-linear storyline' or mission selects as I still call them. Could be confused is it going to be like GTA sand box enviroment where you can cap a cabbie and nick his wheels?

The only reason I will buy this is because most of my clan that was on MW3 on-line went back to Black-Ops because the on-line game was far superiour.

Fail at the PR hype not the game.

90's

This article is so 19-90's.

Confused

Why not start with something easy like the moon, at least it's been going the same way for a few billion years.

Let's be honest these guys just need there egos stroking,m again. (anyone for a deep sea trench?).

Tried

Well I've tried C, Pascal, Machine hexy, Object Orientated design and goto cmds and I still find it boring.

Think I'll stick with my IP for dummies book, I do have a HTML for dummies book but it's just one page that says any dummy can program HTML.

TSA

All this guy has to do is go though the courts in the US and wait.

It's the old chicken and egg defence, what will come first his court case or the TSA demanding all passengers stripe naked to be searched.

My moneys on the TSA.

Oh and if you wondering I have no interest in going to America while they have one of the biggest terror organisations in the world the TSA. Simple test what terrorise you more Al-Queda or the TSA?