* Posts by The Indomitable Gall

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Wales loses 'dot-cum' domain to tax haven

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By that reasoning...

".uk covers Wales. Why does it need it's own?"

Well, .eu covers the UK too. As do the non-geographic names.

And consider all the registrations in Companies House that include some geographical descriptor. Location is part of brand. And some franchises only operate in certain areas (Hertz Wales is distinct from Hertz UK, for example, or it was last time I tried to return a car across the border).

The TLD can and should be used as part of the brand or it is wasted space, and that means allowing subdivisions of this manner.

And in case you didn't notice, TFA does in fact mention ".london" as a possibility.

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Ah but...

Look at the fuss over Google allowing competitors to bid on trademarks as adwords.

We're talking misrepresentation here. They're saying basically that CYM has an internationally recognised meaning, and selling it to a third party would open people to use it fraudulently.

Imagine you receive a 419 scam letter purporting to come from a banker in the Cayman Islands. And it has a .CYM address.

So ICANN says "it's not for sale". Seems reasonable to me. (Even though I've been learning Welsh and am very supportive of Welsh nationalism.)

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.roma

I bet the Roma Nation guys would be a bit upset if Rome got that one....

Commission to revise rules on rivals' agreements

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The elephant in the room...

I agree that we need a single European market for intellectual property. But why is it that they mention CDs specifically and not videos?

Censorsh^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HFilm classification.

Getting IP laws updated to prevent restriction of trade would be childsplay. There'd be a minor scuffle with the national music royalty collection agencies, but it's hard to argue that they have any rights to border restrictions than any other producer or vendor.

But pushing through a directive to force videos to be sellable across Europe would require one some kind of Europe-wide film classification scheme, which is something which will really set the Daily Mail set on the rampage. Or worse, the abolition of film classification entirely. Won't somebody think of the children?!?

There's a level of nudity in Spanish family drama (Spanish classification 7 yo and above) that would cause Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells to have a cardiac arrest if it was sold in the UK as a PG.

That's where the problems lie.

Shuttle Discovery set for final liftoff tomorrow at 7:52pm

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I always wondered...

I always wondered why there's no such category as "European American"....

PARIS in 89,000 ft climax

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Not a brick.

A brick surely would have been falling much faster and the touchdown would have been messy.

If there was no "glide" involved, it would have come down hard on the nose or tail, and I imagine there would be visible damage to them.

Or to put it another way: imagine a brick falling from space and hitting your head. Now imagine Vulture 1 falling from space and hitting your head. Now imagine a small object with the density of brick but the mass of Vulture 1 falling from space and hitting your head. The only survivable one is Vulture 1....

Dolphin speaks: Ditch the iPad, give me the Toughbook!

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I'm torn...

I'm torn between "wow, this is so cool" and "wow, what the hell have they been smoking".

I'm particularly tickled by the notion of dolphin music, but there's been so many people "interpreting" everything from ancient etchings to unusual rock formations as "music"....

Artificial replacement human livers made in lab

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Johnny 5 need input...

What is the current limiting factor in liver size?

Is it the size of the animal liver used as a scaffold? (In which case why haven't they tried a more human-sized donor animal?)

Does the nutrition in the VAT fail to penetrate beyond a certain thickness of organ?

These are fairly basic questions, in the grand scheme of things.

Israel to join list of 'adequate' data protection nations

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Re: Murder

"You condemn Israel for protecting itself. Maybe it makes you feel morally superior."

No, we condemn Israel for conducting illegal acts. Even if Mabhuh had been a baby-eating demon from the nether regions of hell's sub-basement level, Israel lost the moral high-ground when they nicked other people's passports.

Highest point on the Moon found: Higher than Mount Everest

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Really...?

"Space boffins say they have identified the highest point on the Moon, and that it stands higher above the lunar surface than the summit of Mount Everest does above Earth's."

Last I checked, the summit of Mount Everest was part of the surface of the Earth, and unless there's a sophisticated optical illusion in that photo, this mountain is part of the surface of the moon.

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Physics lesson

Skiing relies on gravity, of which there is little on the moon. The pitiful 3 degree slope won't help either.

Although that said, apparently the fastest man on the moon was an alpine skiier, who found the technique much better than the loopy bouncing everyone else was doing.

Boffins mount campaign against France's official kilogramme

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Er....

Wouldn't you prefer a 0.568 litre...?

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Just as well...

It's just as well the metric system wasn't invented in England. Imagine the Daily Mail's reaction if the kilogramme in question was stored at the Royal Society's headquarters!!!!!!

PARIS launch tomorrow come hell or high water

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¡Qué viva el buitre!

Mucha suerte para mañana.

Ofcom caught between picts and luvvies on 600MHz

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Read what I wrote.

article: "as if the Gaels aren't getting enough of subsidy"

me: "they aren't" = they aren't getting enough.

Yes they get a subsidy, no they don't get enough.

Urdu, Hindi, Hebrew, French, German, Spanish, Polish... whatever language you care to mention, there are channels available on satellite, cable and the internet. The Urdu community don't need a BBC Urdu channel, because they've already got stuff to watch.

There's practically no Gaelic outside of Scotland, so Scotland is the only country producing Gaelic TV.

As for the "bagpipes and shortbread" comment... you clearly haven't watched the channel much. It is not an extended White Heather Club, it is a TV channel for a general audience. Yes, there's a lot of music output, but that's because music TV is relatively cheap. Yes, most of that's Scottish music, but then Scottish music is cheaper than pop particularly when they piggyback onto existing festivals and awards, as BBC Alba currently do. (And Scottish music is also much more likely to be available in Gaelic!)

The BBC's English channels have some great output -- particularly BBC3's Mongrels -- but much of their stuff would be successful commercially (eg Strictly Come Dancing) and isn't really fulfilling a "public service" role.

I love the BBC and have no problem with paying a license fee to maintain it, but if it wasn't for legislation and public money, nobody would be making Gaelic programming. Public service should be about making programmes no-one else would make, and Gaelic programming falls squarely into this category.

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BBC Alba

"BBC Alba reckons the spectrum should be given to BBC Alba, at least in Scotland - as if the Gaels aren't getting enough of subsidy for a Gaelic-language TV station."

Well they aren't. BBC Alba can't afford to make dramas and they only get a couple of hours of original programming a week, and that programming will be on two or three times in a week.

"The Gaels" are quite explicitly not being subsidised as the BBC Trust have set audience targets of about 3 times as many as the number of Gaelic speakers in the world, and the channel can't be received by half of the people who *do* speak Gaelic, because it's still not on cable or Freeview

A friend of mine used to work in Gaelic TV production, but she's now moved to an English-language production house where her colleagues are absolutely stunned by the pitiful budget she had to work with in her last job.

They've done great things with the money they've got, but the channel is still drastically limited.

There's a tendency to talk about budgets as though they should all be proportional -- well they can't be.

Just as children use more of the schools budget than adults, and people with dry skin are more of a burden on NHS dermatology budgets than people with healthy skin, so Gaelic is a more expensive proposition for TV than English, because the market is smaller, and they don't make Gaelic soaps in Australia or Gaelic sitcoms in the USA. BBC Alba is a public service broadcaster, and public service broadcasters live off public money. Simple as that.

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Why would they?

Smartmetering operates perfectly well over existing mobile networks. Dedicating a whole band to smartmetering would mean unnecessary work in repeating the coverage of the existing mobile phone networks.

Wholesale SMS prices are negligible (whereas consumer SMS is the most expensive data delivery mechanism known to man).

Top 10 Kindle books outsell dead-tree versions 2-1

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You're the odd one out then.

Notice that the *top 10* ebooks are outselling physical books.

It's the inverse-long-tail effect all over again. They said mp3 downloads would widen our musical tastes, and that music would have a longer "shelf-life", but in the end, we found that more people were just buying the latest big thing.

Same here with books -- everyone's buying the latest and greatest, and the out-of-print buyers are a minority.

Is it simply that the internet isn't good for (oh irony!) browsing books or is it that the infinite supply means you never pick up an alternative when the item you were looking for isn't in stock?

Either way, freedom seems to mean discovering less.

Judge tosses lawsuit from copyright troll

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No, it doesn't mention that.

It doesn't mention that because it is not a legal argument. I do not have an automatic right to publish unsolicited adverts for anyone.

It's a moral argument, and incidental to the legal one.

Equality Act causes logistics nightmare

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Right, that's it: I'm an ethnically-Irish male lesbian.

And as I sincerely doubt there any ethnically-Irish male lesbians in the majority of public sector organisations, they're all going to have to offer me a job, or they won't be being equal.

Fantastic!!!

EU to lift flight ban on carry-on liquids

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Examples...?

"It is a major step forward in the fight against global terrorism where liquid is increasingly becoming a common tool for terrorist use and we are proud to be able to contribute to the national security."

What terrorist incidents have occurred using liquids?

Genuine question.

US raygun jumbo fluffs another test missile-blast attempt

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Yeah, check it, blud.

Yo man, dis ICBM I has got is da bomb. Check it, it's well blingin -- it like solid gold man. See dat America? She is gonna be like soooooooooo jealous when she sees ma ICBM. She gonna be like "wow, man, you is like cool man".

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Surface melt

Even the best mirror in the world would melt pretty much instantly due to the power of the beam.

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Refractive coating?

If your countermeasure is to block the tracking laser, the question is whether a matt coating (diffuse reflection) is more effective than using a refractive coating simply to disperse the specular reflection.

With a highly specular material (gloss black) the tracking laser would have to hit it damn near perpendicular to get a reflection. A clear, highly refractive coating would narrow the margin for error quite considerably.

An ICBM in flight is going to present a truly perpendicular surface to a jumbo jet for at most a fraction of a second, at only two or three points on its flight path, before the end of the first stage.

Sony hits stop on Walkman tape players

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Terminator

Err... what?!?

"@"a tradition that has lasted longer than any of the intervening recording formats"

Accelerating technological change means we will see shorter life spans for products."

That's entirely beside the point. The text you quote refers to the tradition of dire warnings on loss of hearing and wandering into moving traffic. Your response makes no sense.

Does... not... com... pute....

Nigerian airline ticket fraudster gets 8 years

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Hmmm....

"Ademola Ismaila Adegoke, 43, a Nigerian-born resident of Accra, Ghana, was jailed for 102 months on Friday after he was convicted of using stolen credit card numbers to steal more than $400,000 from US citizens. Adegoke, who agreed to pay $696,026 in restitution, pleaded guilty to wire fraud and aggravated identity theft in July."

Surely agreeing to pay that much restitution lines him up to be done for further fraud? I seriously doubt he got the extra 300K by any more legitimate means than the 400K involved in the case....

Vulture 1 rolls out of fab bunker

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We'd better hope...

We'd better hope it falls apart shortly after release so that we actually get to see it. That thing reaching Earth intact would be a real culinary millinary moment, and what's the point of it when (to use the popular vernacular) "pictures, or it didn't happen"...?

Facebook comes down hard on Faceporn

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To be fair....

To be fair, the porn industry is well-known for playing off other people's trademarks. The fact that Hollywood generally leaves them alone is no real excuse.

And considering the minor role face plays in porn, it's not hard to twig what they're up to.

Wikileaks outs 400,000 classified Iraq War docs

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According to the internet...

According to the internet, the Americans think this is an "Arabian proverb". Personally I think they fell for it, hook line and sinker.

Mobe operators foresee SIM-based contactless payment

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Fork!

It's a classic fork (in the chess sense, not the source code sense). Use a pocket protector to prevent fraudulent contactless payment snooping and you don't receive incoming calls. Be open to receive incoming calls and have your data exposed.

If we need contactless tech, it should be possible to shield it when not required.

Vulture 1 sprouts wings and a tail

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Judging by the colour....

Judging by the colour, Stelios is getting as stingy as O'Leary....

Cameron cocks up UK's defences - and betrays Afghan troops

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As a Scot...

As a Scot, I can sympathise. We have our own parliament with its own budget that keeps getting the rug pulled out from under it by another bigger parliament that changes its budget all the time.

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Coat

No cuts in Afghanistan.

To be fair, nobody asked Cameron *how* he'd avoid cuts in Afghanistan. His strategy is quite simple: he's reducing the number of blades!!!

Futuristic Judge Dredd smartguns issued to 101st Airborne

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Trademarks...?

I don't think Elmer's Products Inc, owners of the X-Acto precise craft-knife trademark will be best pleased. But of course the Pentagon is above petty laws, isn't it?

Provincial outrage over BT's broadband upgrade race

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Re: Sigh - let the flaming begin

I'm going to try to avoid this being a flame, and try to stay rational.

The internet has in the last 10 years turned from something cool to part of the fabric of consumer and business life.

The internet was supposed to free us rural folk from the need to all migrate to cities when we grew up. I grew up, I migrated to a city. I would love to go back home, but the infrastructure just ain't there.

Leaving rural areas on dial-up is like giving them cycle paths instead of roads and saying the cost of their choice to live in the countryside is that they can't get access to fast transport. It's the country dwellers who need cars most, and it's the country dwellers, without access to the bright lights of the west-end party scene and close access to offices etc that need the internet.

The Western Isles were so badly served by BT that they had to develop their own too-clever-by-half wireless system that 8 years in is badly outdated, underspecced and riddled with faults. And not yet finished.

BT are a business, but they are also a monopoly, particularly in the sort of places we're talking about now. Capitalism abhors commercial monopoly. Socialism abhors commercial monopoly. It's time to nationalise the internet.

Microsoft's fear of an OpenOffice

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Interesting video.

The whole argument in favour of MS Office appears to be:

It's easier for new users... because they've used it elsewhere.

It's easier if you're sending out documents... because the other guy probably uses it.

It's easier if you're receiving documents... because the other guy probably uses it.

It's easier if you used to use MS Office... because your files were written in MS Office.

In summary:

Use Microsoft Office: it's not open or compatible with other products, so you've got no choice! Bend over, assume the position and prepare to receive 6 inches of pure monopoly.

Spanish fascist decries Franco Eurovision slur

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True, but...

...there wouldn't have been an "other side" if the Falange hadn't outsted the democratically elected government, in order to defend "traditional Spanish values" from the Spanish people, who didn't actually hold them to start off with.

If it wasn't for the war, the craziest nutters in some of the fringe anarchist groups would never have gained prominence, but when it comes to shooting you neighbours, being an amoral self-serving b*st*rd is a useful qualification.

PARIS radio chap slips into safe sex outfit

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Ah boo...

And here I thought it was going to be a post-watershed A-team-esque condom-as-waterproofing jury rig.

Great white sharks menace Blighty

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Meanwhile, in the Truro WeightWatchers committee room...

"They don't like human flesh as we are not fatty enough"

Hey guys, I think I've got our next poster campaign -- "shed that sharkbait".

Microsoft confirms Russian pill-pusher attack on its network

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Reason? Reason?!?

There is nothing unreasonable about ill-informed internet ranting -- it is our human right to make broad sweeping judgements without full knowledge of the facts.

We thank the great demigod Berners-Lee for allowing our opinionated pub politics to be spread with the whole wide world. I will now sacrifice a mouse in his honour.

(Oh wait, someone's already nicked my mouse and reception have no spares...)

Jobsian fondle-slab in SEXY FILTHGRAM CRACKDOWN

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Would that be...?

Would that perchance be a "veil of tiers" then?

Amazon shrinks books with Kindle Singles

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Language change.

This is a demonstration of linguistic evolution in action.

Remember that what you call correct, the generation before would call an error.

Wouldst thou prefer that nothing change?

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Not a new idea, though...

Some of the independent e-publishers already have a good line in short stories for sale individually rather than in collections.

It's a natural evolution in the market as (as Amazon said) the industry's previous love of novels and collections was mostly led by printing formats and pricing, and producing an efficient and profitable format, much the same as music albums vs singles.

Just as music downloads have meant the unbundling of the album into singles, the ebook was always going to lead to the unbundling of anthologies into individual stories.

Spycam school to pay damages for kiddie snaps

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Agreed^2

Quite right. Suing the public purse is pointless -- prosecute, or at the very least sack and ban from ever working with children again.

Facebook introduces one-time passwords

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Johnny 5 need input...

...like in what country?

I doubt the number will be same worldwide....

Cambridge chap's todger topiary gets the chop

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Could have just...

He could have just trimmed the b*ll*cks back a bit and claimed it was a New York fire hydrant.

Germans radio tag ID cards and phones

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Rock and a hard place...

Clever evil plot by some shadowy cabal, or badly thought through incompetence...?

If you have an RFID tag on your ID card, you but it in a wallet that blocks radio waves when you don't want it read. If you put your mobile in a wallet that blocks radio waves... well, I think you see the problem.

Legendary steampunk computer 'should be built' - programmer

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Absolute opposite of OO....

The point of OO is that the operations are intrinsically linked to the objects operated upon and the results of the operation. Lovelace was pretty much declarative, borderlining on functional, in her approach to programming.

Canada prostitution laws pulverised: politicians apoplectic

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Out of where...?

Given the record of public figures, I have to ask who put them there, and whether they were paid for this service or not....

Ireland gives Google traditional pogue mahone greeting

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Busoms?

Why are you showing us pictures of blokes backsides if you have pictures of hibernian bulgarian airbags? Hand them over!