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Ancient Brits 'set wealthy man's FANCY CHARIOT on FIRE' – boffins

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Re: When archeologists aren't quite sure

There was a reconstructed Iron Age village where people lived, and one day a visiting archaeologist came, saw a shallow pit just inside the entrance, and was dumbfounded that it was there -- they had assumed these depressions were of religious significance. The people recreating village life said 'oh, that's where the chickens roll when they come in out of the rain.

In short, a chicken wallow.

I have been skeptical of 'religious significance' or 'ritual object' ever since.

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Forget passwords, let's use SELFIES, says Obama's cyber tsar

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Re: 2 things

Hi boys and girls. Your task, on this first day of primary school, is to ensure security! Now we are all taking out our mobile phones and...

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Re: Cut'n'paste

I am sure El Reg's female readership is game to try to moustache route.

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Ada Lovelace Day: Meet the 6 women who gave you the 'computer'

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Re: Gender parity == hogwash.

I don't think the Government or external forces can create cultural and social change. In fact, I think they are intrinsically unable to create gender parity, because, in the words of Audre Lorde "The master's tools will never tear down the master's house." So, as a feminist (no quote marks needed), I don't seek outside help. I accept that I have to be 70% better than the average man to get a job, because I can't just be as average as they are and have a hope in hell.

So far, so good...

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Re: Tech reporting

Sarah Bee, come back!!!!!

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Re: Without women there wouldn't be computers

Hmmm... 'men tend to be better at it'. How do you know? Just because more men do it doesn't mean they are better at it. Last time I checked, 100% of drivers in Saudi Arabia were men. Because they are better at it? I think women 'leave' IT to men because men have made it a male-preferred work zone.

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'I went from a two-hour commute to a 10-min scooter ride by the sea'

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If you are straight

My partner was offered a job there, looked into how I would be able to come along, found out that it would take too many lies and trickery to be able to manage it and, given that the job was legal/compliance, made an uncomfortable ethical fit. so we didn't' go. We were also offered Turks and Caicos, gawd help us. Four houses and a salt swamp.... (although lovely people).

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10 Top Tips For PRs Considering Whether To Phone The Register

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Code for London: 020

Sadly, I foam at the mouth over this. 0207 0208, and then your number is....? So if I dialled that within the code area, I would reach you?

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Re: Number seven

I discovered that, when I picked up, the phone didn't actually connect my caller to me for about 1,5 seconds, so when I said Hello [my] Firstname Lastname, they got the last few letters of my last name, and so had to ask 'Is this Firstname Lastname?' So I modified my script to say, 'Good morning/afternoon, [my] Firstname Lastname', and I stopped getting the question. Which saved everyone aggro. The aggro started when they then asked 'How are you today?'

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Re: Confession - OED

The OED records common usage, not proper usage. At least not any more. So I no longer turn to it for clarity. There are other sources of (correct) information. Although, of course, I pride myself on rarely needing to refer to an oracle, because I know my language.

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Remember that tale of a fired accountant who blamed Comcast? It's kinda true, says telco

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Re: About recording calls.

One final letter, and the next comes from your solicitor. I give them three calls and three letters, to demonstrate (if required) that I did all a reasonable person could do, and then I sic the law dogs on them, and you'd be surprised how fast a resolution happens. Worth every penny to the solicitor, especially as my experience is that the original trouble gets sorted out and I get some goodies for mental stress etc etc.

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OMG!! With nothing but MACHINE TOOLS, STEEL and PARTS you can make a GUN!!

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Re: Defending against the government in the US

I don't care for the term 'redneck' -- how about we try 'working class' or even 'rural working class'? Of course they like anything that makes them feel less powerless, more a force to be reckoned with, etc. In a sense, it's more dignified to own a gun and swear you will go down to defend your liberties than to shrug or acquiesce or not to care any more. I am not the type any rural working class would defend (female, lots of degrees, urban, well-off, lesbian, Canadian...) but I respect their attempt to balance odds that will never be balanced.

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Coming to a theater near you: the TETRIS MOVIE

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Re: why goes it have to be the game?

Saw The Lego Movie on a long-haul flight recently and thought it was clever and charming. But Lego figures have, y'know, faces...

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That glass of water you just drank? It was OLDER than the SUN

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On the other hand

"And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters" is one of the most beautiful and poetic lines you can find anywhere. KJV: can't beat it.

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Business is back, baby! Hasta la VISTA, Win 8... Oh, yeah, Windows 9

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Re: Autocorrect?

As well as other typos. Tich!

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'4chan may be just a sysadmin who knows his way around', claims so-called expert

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Miley

She's not wrong. All those things do hurt your brain.

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Ofcom will not probe lesbian lizard snog in new Dr Who series

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Re: "my suspension of disbelief finally broke"

I think you'll find that many gay people procreate. Sometimes they grit their teeth and do it the old-fashioned way, because they want children, sometimes they use medical intervention.

I wouldn't call a minority preference 'deviant', especially when it is so deeply embedded. That would be to suggest that all left-handed people are 'deviant'. Right-handedness is the majority 'practice', but that means nothing at all. It just is.

Showing minority 'practices' is not teaching sex-ed, it is showing the world as it is. Children who are cocooned to believe that the world is just mummies and daddies are not being helped to face the world they'll live in when they grow up.

However, I always suspect a lesbian kiss or sex scene, as it always seems there to titillate the male part of the audience than for any plot-driven reason (I am speaking more widely that Dr. W) From a rough count through memory-land, I think it's about eight women-women kisses to men-men kisses on TV. Strange bias...

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Uber, Lyft and cutting corners: The true face of the Sharing Economy

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I have to stick to black cabs

Black cabs are my only choice when I am traveling with my disabled partner. I need a taxi that will be able to load and safely transport someone in a wheelchair. The fact that this functionality comes with every back cab I've ever hailed is the one that cements my loyalty. If black cabs disappear, we will need to call the special disabled bus, which doesn't, to my knowledge, pick up from restaurants in town late at night and take you straight home.

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Who needs hackers? 'Password1' opens a third of all biz doors

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Re: Your dog is more popular than your daughter

I'd like to think it's because parents (or dads, at least) instinctively ring-fence their daughters and keep them safe by not using their names. Am I a soft romantic?

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Re: BT guilty here..

Welcome 1 is the standard password given out in my company for a specific system, with the u/n being your email. Fun thing is that users can't change their username or password. So it doesn't take a brainbox to be able to log in as anyone. Financial Services, yay!

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Premier League wants to PURGE ALL FOOTIE GIFs from social media

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Re: No fair use? Nope.

There is the right to (very restricted) quotation for journalistic or scholastic or critical purposes, but no general 'fair use', which is just as well, as 'fair use' is seen as 'I am pure of heart, so I will help myself.'

When I was in publishing, I used to have to count the lines of poetry in a poem being quoted by a contributor to meet the boundary of 'quotation used for...' rules.

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Tim Cook on pale, male Apple: 'As CEO, I'm NOT satisfied'

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Re: I'm being discriminated against! @Andy E

So you've lost out on jobs? Are you unemployed now? Have you noticed non-whites or white women being promoted ahead of you or being chosen instead of you? Have you actually suffered on the job market? No? So what queue are you at the back of?

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Hollywood star Robin Williams dies of 'suspected suicide' at 63

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Re: Mork Calling Orson @fruitoftheloon

Fight the good fight, my friend. I think depression is about as rough a ticket as they can hand you. No one can see the pain, so no one helps or respects you for it. But when you have won through, as I hope you will, then the victory will be the sweeter for being self-won.

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Brit kids match 45-year-old fogies' tech skill level by the age of 6

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Re: @ Swarthy

Some religions have that 'come again' thing covered.

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Mozilla keeps its Beard, hopes anti-gay marriage troubles are now over

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Re: Mozilla Lost Me

It lost me too, to SeaMonkey, after it became so slow that I thought ice ages would come and go before the damn thing loaded. But as for 'daring to have his own opinion' -- everyone is entitled to that, and to back it up to donations to those who promote the causes one agrees with, but if you are going to be a leader in any organisation, you have to demonstrate that you are 'for' your employees, that they will all get a fair deal, that they all have the same employment rights and the same career progression, if they merit it. So we have a guy who is CEO whose personal opinion is that some people should not have the rights others have, for whatever reason. As a private individual, sure. As an officer of a company, no. If he is active enough to donate, he would be active enough to oppose or reject any recognition of gay unions within his company, to oppose health benefits to same-sex couples...I need not go on.

Being an executive officer of a company, like being an officer in the military, means being able to put your own needs, opinions, fears, etc second and the good of the team first. Eich's team had reason to doubt that he'd be watching their backs equally.

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Russia: There is a SPACECRAFT full of LIZARDS in orbit above Earth and WE control it

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Re: Hope he likes the lady lizards ;D

Or the lady lizards while well be gay. And no, not let him watch.

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Indie ISP to Netflix: Give it a rest about 'net neutrality' – and get your checkbook out

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@Al Jones

As Lariat.net is standing between Netflix and the end customer (assuming it is the only game in town) then Netflix should have an interest in helping Lariat.

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Help yourself to anyone's photos FOR FREE, suggests UK.gov

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If it's on Google it must be free

I constantly have to explain to people in the very big international company I work for that images and music taken off Goggle are not free for the taking and, if anyone sees that photo or hears that music in a soundtrack in a publication or video of ours and knows we didn't pay for it and kicks up a fuss, we are in serious legal trouble. Yet if they saw a photo of, say, their baby on someone else's brochure or whatever, they would go mental. Somehow, taking what you want is never bad if you have an innocent heart.

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Too many IT conferences to cover? MICROSOFT to the RESCUE!

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Re: US only: What I wish to say is somewhat off topic but here goes:

I have gone AC on occasion when I have made what could be seen as a semi-revealing or rude comment on my sector, which is not so big that I would be lost in the crowd. But normally, yes, it bugs me too, if only to have to identify with AC one is replying to in one's reply.

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Re: I can see how that would work...

Over here in the UK, some companies are taking the lazy way out of getting around the law by asking contractors to 'take a break' for two weeks over Christmas, i.e. leave their contract and of course of course we'll hire you back in January. I know one manager (mine) whose flabber was gasted when I used the 'break' in employment to get another gig.

Likewise, contractors at Microsoft, in 18 months, will have a decision point: they can wait around for six months in the hope of being signed on again, or go elsewhere. Let's get some popcorn and sit back...

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NUDE SNAPS AGENCY: NSA bods love 'showing off your saucy selfies'

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Re: I would laugh at this if it weren't so sad

AC on Hawai'i: read up about the Spanish American War, especially in the Philippines, and that will really open your eyes.

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Re: Why am I not surprised by this? @Wzrd1

And are we seeing a wave or arrests as the NSA turn over child porn to the DOD? Are USA child molesters being rounded up by the horde? No?

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Accused! Yahoo! exec! SUES! her! accuser!, says! sex! harassment! never! happened!

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Re: It's funny

Not that amusing -- most accused do have a penis because most people in power are men, and some men (although not my lovely colleagues) get a wee bit confused about what is appropriate use of power and what is not. On the other hand, one of the most vicious bullies I've ever worked for was female. Power tends to corrupt...

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UK data watchdog broke data law, says UK data watchdog

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If it was such a mild breach...

...why not come clean with the details? Why be coy and say a Freedom of Info request has to be waved in order to pry the details out of their hands?

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Canuck reader threatens suicide over exact dimensions of SPAAAACE!

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Speaking as a Canuck myself...

Would Mr Babcock want to clarify how many As in Khan?

As in KHAAAAAAAN?

As spoken by that fine Canadian actor, Mr Shatner.

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ISPs 'blindsided' by UK.gov's 'emergency' data retention and investigation powers law

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Re: There is precident

Except that they do monitor US citizens in the USA.

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Bezos house 'on FIRE': Amazon in-app kiddy megabuck charge storm

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Re: Amazon needs a good bollocking

I too am finding Amazon less than a lovely experience these days. I have to be extremely vigilant not to be tricked when I am in a hurry, and I know that have smaller vendors by the short and curlies and are very happy to keep tightening the grip. As they have extraordinary heft in the marketplace, the playing field is not level. If I can get products from anywhere else, and I usually can, I tend to shop there. I am also increasingly uncomfortable buying from companies that use trapped labour. I would never shop at Walmart or Primark (the latter using pretty much slave labour) and Amazon is not so far away from these models. Poor people have fewer choices of employment, so again there's isn't level playing field. My saving a few bucks here and there is not worth it when I look at what I am supporting.

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'The writing is TOO SMALL': MPs row over Parliamentary move to Office 365

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Can't pee standing up?

Remove their right to vote immediately!!

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LG unfurls flexible SEE-THROUGH 18-inch display

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Re: What are the odds...

I can imagine pretty eye-catching billboards set against a great horizon. If you could position one so that Manhattan was visible through it, and then have people apparently parkouring all over the skyscrapers? Of course, you'd have to keep changing the action or we'd get bored.

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In space no one can hear you scream, but Voyager 1 can hear A ROAR

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Not bad

For a small, pretty hairless, bipedal ape, not bad. First we covered Africa, then we ventured into the neighbouring contents, up rivers and along the ocean shores, crossed the Bering Strait and followed the new continents down to where the cold began again. We reached to north and south poles of our own world, our highest mountains, rose into the air, spread our eyes and ears beyond our planet, walked the moon, and now we drive our tools across Mars and hear the noise of interstellar space from our own creations. Not bad, homo sapiens, not bad.

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Man FOUND ON MOON denies lunar alien interface

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yes, TWB

...it is the same in female couples. The other female, however tends to remember better than blokes apparently do. Not hard -- calendar note on smartphone...

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It's finally happened: Bloke builds BOFH-style goofing-off cattle prod

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Re: Major downside

Perhaps they just know better than you.

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Dubai to get HUGE climate-controlled DOMED CITY and giga-mall

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Re: I had a break in Dubai, last year

I just had a work gig there, and it struck me as being in a city on Mars. You can't really step outside and inside the only thing to do is work or shop. It is a place for money, by money. Save for the slave-labour it is built with and runs on, it's a great place if you want to divorce yourself from anything real and meaningful. It didn't take me a moment to turn down the offer of a full-time gig there.

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USA to insist on pre-flight mobe power probe

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Re: Gel implant bras

A Modesty Blaise novel used this exact, erm, transportation mode. Not a bomb, but a small radio, etc.

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Storm-battered Rockall adventurer recalls 'worst experience of my life'

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Re: Prevailing winds

Or indeed Mr Harris himself, in person. For quite a long time.

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Barbican Digital Revolution exhibition: Techies, arty types get intimate

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Not brutalist, but...

One New Change, in the City of London, has to be the ugliest, most user-unfriendly building ever built. It is a blot.

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Google buys shagadelic playlist biz Songza

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Re: sustainability

What's the playlist for taking out the garbage? Doing your taxes? Watering the plants on the balcony?

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NASA: Satellite which will END man-made CO2 debate in orbit at last

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Re: debate settler?

You need look no further than Rye and Winchelsea in Kent. They were once harbour, fronting right ont he Channel. Even Hastings had a rather good harbour, but in the late 1200s a big storm began the process of filling in the Sussex/Kent coastline. That storm is now considered to be the opening act of the weather shift we now call the Little Ice Age.

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QLogic exec chairman HK Desai dies aged 68

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Maybe it came without warning?

It can be like high blood pressure: no obvious symptoms until you have a massive stroke.

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Alex Bouzari on his big data storage firm: First, we got rid of the VCs

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Good for them

I'd rather run my own ship and sail, or sink, because of my decisions and my response to the marketplace. I have a contact whose modest but clever start-up (he was Systems for other friends' new little company) was more or less flattened by the weight of VC demands, expectations, and lack of patience.

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