* Posts by Annihilator

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ATLAS flubbed: Comet heading our way takes one look at Earth, self-destructs into house-sized chunks

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More chunks, but spread over a wider area, so it's "bigger" and therefore spread out over a wider area.

Also, a lot of the gas that formed the outgassing was probably lost in the break-up (and caused it).

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I trust you saw the hilarious Twitter reaction when some knuckle-dragger discovered that tea wasn't grown in Yorkshire?..

https://www.indy100.com/article/brexit-yorkshire-tea-not-grown-in-england-africa-india-tea-trade-twitter-viral-funny-8200416

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Re: That's not a comet...

Yep, pretty sure this is the mechanism used in Independence Day.

"What the hell is it, a meteor?"

"No sir, no definitely not"

"How do you know?"

"Well sir, it's uh, slowing down"

Florida man might just stick it to HP for injecting sneaky DRM update into his printers that rejected non-HP ink

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Re: Even HP Cartridges don't work in HP printers

I suspect that some older HP cartridges wouldn't have worked either if they've update the communications protocol as the article states. Even if they updated the cartridge tech a few years ago, there will still be some floating out there.

Android 11 Developer Preview 3 allows your mobe to become a router via USB Ethernet – if you can get a decent signal

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Re: Eh?

Don't know what to tell you:

https://www.androidpolice.com/2020/04/23/ethernet-tethering-arrives-in-latest-android-11-developer-preview/

"To be clear, Android devices have supported connecting to wired networks over Ethernet for years, but now an Android device can serve as the host network as well. The option is greyed out until you plug in a USB Ethernet adapter."

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Re: Eh?

It's that. An old TV with only ethernet connectivity wouldn't work with a tethered phone over USB (if it even had one previously), whereas now you can plug in a USB-C dock (that often has an ethernet port on it) and wire that to the old TV's ethernet port. That part wasn't possible before.

Kerching! Intel PC chip shortage over just in time for everyone to buy computers for pandemic home working

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AMD

Blimey - people are still buying Intel kit?

Realme's X50m is a decently specced 5G phone – for the price of a 1995 Nissan Micra

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Re: The thing about a 1995 Nissan Micra is...

and surprisingly more expensive than you might think...

https://www.aandareliablecars.co.uk/used-cars/nissan-micra-1-3-16v-slx-cvt-5dr-bedford-202003068114832

How's your night sky looking? The Reg chats to astroboffin Mark McCaughrean about Starlink and leaving a mark

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Re: winking dots

I was just going to say the same. Non-astronomers and astronomers alike enjoy the sight of the ISS going overhead - even capturing pictures of its transit across the sun/moon etc. Iridium flares are cool to observe as well.

But would it be as exciting and fun if that was all we could see, filling the sky? Again - a middle ground required. I'm sure the early days of aviation it was a thrill to see an aeroplane overhead - today living near Heathrow or similar can't be much fun.

Hana-hana-hana: No it's not your dad trying to start a motorboat... It's Northern Gas, renewing its SAP software

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Re: payroll has reduced from six hours to five minutes - really?

"It is easy to see why SAP consultants are amongst the highest paid; it's a job for life!"

I believe that SAP consultants set their day rate to be the same as their mobile number, just for convenience sake.

Intelsat orbital comms satellite is back online after first robo-recovery mounting and tug job gets it back into position

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Re: Makes me wonder...

Balls, yes, quite right, I had images of it being an ion thruster, completely forgetting it had to ionise something..

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Re: Makes me wonder...

https://spaceflightnow.com/2020/02/26/two-commercial-satellites-link-up-in-space-for-first-time/

has much more details. It has a CGI video demonstrating the approach and capture. Even has images of the actual capture beamed back from MEV-1. But yeah, the engine bell.

Impressively, the 5 year thing is just a contract agreement. At the end of the 5 years, MEV-1 can go and capture another dud satellite and keep that one going instead (it's engines are electronic and powered by solar panels potentially indefinitely)

NASA dons red and blue cardboard 3D glasses to drive Curiosity rover because its GPUs are stuck in the office

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Flashback

"they are instead using simple red-blue 3D glasses, similar to those offered for free at cinemas"... in 1965...

Apollo 13 set off into space 50 years ago today. An ignored change order ensured it did not make it to the Moon...

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After the fact

What blows me away is the ability to deduct what happened after the fact, when all the physical evidence was inaccessible - the problems were all in the service module, which gets ditched as soon as they're back in earth's orbit and subsequently burns up in the atmosphere.

Incredible science just to figure all that out.

Microsoft attempts to up its Teams game with new features while locked-down folk flock to rival Zoom... warts and all

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Nostalgia

“ here is no reference in the announcement to using your own background images though one user reckons they have worked it out by putting a custom image in a special uploads folder hidden in AppData.”

Bless. Takes me back to the days of playing with logo.sys

Bose shouts down claims that it borked noise cancellation firmware to sell more headphones

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Re: Er ...

Also indicates - "we haven't tested the rollback feature as much as we'd like to"

Australian state will install home surveillance hardware to make sure if you're in virus isolation, you stay there

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"Strange world: Arresting and possibly jailing people for not locking themselves away... Given that police are ones at high-risk of being infected, and that jails are highly likely to be large establishments filled with infected and sick people very soon...."

Another way to think of it.

Strange world. People would rather run the risk of being arrested and jailed into a high risk environment, than staying safe at home.

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Having seen some facebook posts of some Hong Kong based colleagues, they're currently sporting some jumbo sized wrist tags at the moment.

Delivery drones: Where are they when we really need them?

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Re: "There are also trends towards reduction of poles"

I had heard recently that BT aren't going to make telegraph poles any longer.

Apparently they're long enough already.

Announcing the official Reg-approved measure of social distancing: The Osman

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Osman himself already tweeted before Dan Walker got involved:

@richardosman "I measure two metres if anyone wants to use me? #KeepYourDistance" 19:48 - 22/03/2020

BEHOLD! Japan's Hayabusa2 probe left human imprints on ASTEROID SAND

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Nothing that a healthy supply of bog rolls won't solve.

Thought you'd go online to buy better laptop for home working? Too bad, UK. So did everyone. Laptops, monitors and WLANs fly off shelves

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Re: 'customers will stop buying and start preserving capital'

"Even if you don't know how long this shitstorm is going to last, you will preserve, if not positively hoard capital."

Potentially - but right now the base rate has practically made money free.

Oh-so-generous ransomware crooks vow to hold back from health organisations during COVID-19 crisis

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Re: Look at the super markets.

Good for you. (I feel I have to emphasise, no sarcasm here)

That's a really good point, and goes some way to emphasising mine - there aren't any overall shortages, the supply distribution is just in the wrong place and will take some time to rebalance.

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Re: Look at the super markets.

"One can't be too surprised that most of the population are busily trying to lay in 2 weeks worth of food at home; they've been told to do it!"

It's worse than that. The extra week's worth of supplies represents a double of demand on the supermarkets on paper - their supply chains just aren't geared up for that, hence the shelves being empty. My favourite comments have been along the lines of "bl00dy panic buyers! I'm just buying an extra packet of pasta and paracetamol" - well quite, and if everyone is doing that, shelves will be empty in no time.

On top of this, it's estimated 1/3 of the UK consumption of meals come from restaurants, cafes, takeaways, pubs etc. We've been recommended to avoid this. So that's a 50% increase in home food supplies that come from.. the supermarkets.

Then we add in all the people working from home and now the schools closing. That increases the levels of food and sundries required in the household. It's probably fair to say that around 30% of (say) bog roll usage occurs at work or school - so that's another 50% increase of required in the house.

And that's without the people who are gearing up to self-isolate for 12 weeks and don't necessarily have the support network in place to have people do shopping for them.

The measures in place have, at best guess, led to a tripling of shopping demands by consumers.

Firefox to burn FTP out of its browser, starting slowly in version 77 due in April

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Re: "FTP is an insecure protocol and there are no reasons to prefer it over HTTPS"

"Sure, FTP is as much insecure as HTTP. So add an S to it to just you did to HTTP and it becomes as secure as well."

You say that - but do you mean SFTP or FTPS? Two very different things.

Mercury, the closest planet to the Sun, surely has no frozen water, right? Guess again: Solar winds form ice

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Closest

"Mercury, the closest planet to the Sun"

Mercury is also, currently, the closest planet to Earth. Strangely, on average it's the closest planet to Earth (about 45% of the time) with the rest of the time split between Mars and Venus.

It's also (on average again), the closest planet to all other planets in the solar system, which still blows my mind.

Not exactly the kind of housekeeping you want when it means the hotel's server uptime is scrubbed clean

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To be fair, this assumes that everyone can read English. That’s not always the case.

BT CEO tests positive for coronavirus, goes into self-isolation after meeting fellow bosses from Vodafone UK, Three, O2 plus govt officials

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Re: Why didn't he folow advice?

"I thought the advice was to self-isolate when you got the symptoms"

As of Thursday that's the updated advice. Prior to that (when this guy felt unwell) it was only if you'd come into contact with a confirmed case. From what I can tell, he did more than government advice by virtue of being rich and getting access to a private test.

Good luck pitching a tent on exoplanet WASP-76b, the bloody raindrops here are made out of molten iron

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On the plus side, rain has the benefit of deterring the midges. I can only imagine what molten iron rain would do to them.

Australia down for scheduled maintenance: No talking to Voyager 2 for 11 months

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Re: Down Under?

According to some flat earthers, Australia doesn't exist and that everyone from Australia is an actor. Anyone visiting there is living in some sort of Truman Show style setup.

Fancy that: Hacking airliner systems doesn't make them magically fall out of the sky

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Re: Wait, you're telling me that the scenario in Die Hard 2 wouldn't work?

That concludes our object lesson for this evening.

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Re: Fees and charges

"You know, I've personally flown over 194 missions and I was shot down in every one. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life."

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"Apparently Elon Musk has one under development. The software is to be branded Autopilot."

Indeed, but don't be confused into thinking that the autopilot is actually flying the plane... That would be silly...

Amazon staffer based just a stone's throw away from Seattle HQ tests positive for COVID-19 coronavirus

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Re: Doesn't check out

"As for the 1% mortality rate we just don't know yet because everyone's numbers are different and there will be people that get it but don't get confirmed."

That's the same for every virus, including flu. Statisticians have methods for taking that into account.

Microsoft's Cortana turns its back on consumers as skills are stripped from Windows 10

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Re: Productivity

"You can remove all the tiles from the start menu without using third party software."

You can - until an update decides to add them back in again. That's the complaint.

Honeywell, I blew up the qubits: Thermostat maker to offer cloud access to 'world's most powerful quantum computer' within months

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It's the other way around. Thermostat makers have been turning to quantum computing to solve the problem of how to have the heating both on and off simultaneously.

It's the only solution to the ever present argument between husband and wife as to whether it's too hot or too cold in the room.

Raspberry Pi goes 2GB for the price of 1GB in honour of mini-computer's eighth birthday

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Re: Ten dollars for a couple of gig of ram eh?

Yeah think everyone's got a "I remember when memory/storage was..." story depending on age. Mine is from mid-90s, wanting an additional 8MB (across two sticks, as they were SIMMS) to take the family machine from 16 to 24 to enable Quake 2 to run in 3DFX mode - around £100 I think.

Similarly wanting a new HDD around the same time - 4GB for near £150. Still got it for nostalgic purposes.

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Re: 2GB minumum

"Chrome and Opera kindly fail to mention how much memory their monstrosities will consume."

Yeah I assume because they've yet to determine an upper limit.

Aww, a cute mini-moon is orbiting Earth right now. But like all good things, it too will abandon us at some point

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Re: I idly wonder about the challenge of landing this on earth ?

"You'd have to mine it from space, because it would never survive the atmospheric entry. Oh well!"

The whole point of this exercise is to use the space shuttle or similar. It's cargo bay was plenty big enough to hold the platinum moon (the moon is only 3m in diameter), but you're right it may well be a bit of a strain on the landing gear.

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Re: I idly wonder about the challenge of landing this on earth ?

There’s nothing I take more seriously than imaginary platinum space mining.

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Re: I idly wonder about the challenge of landing this on earth ?

I considered that, but as part of my “research” (loose sense of the word) I discovered we mine almost 200 tonnes of platinum a year, so probably not as big an adjustment as you might think. I was particularly surprised by that.

I suppose the other thing to consider is the cost of mining that on earth as a comparison to a shuttle-esque mission. Hard to put a number on it, but some stories suggest platinum mining is barely breaking even at the moment, so maybe the space shuttle to the non-existant platinum moon might be worth considering.

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Re: I idly wonder about the challenge of landing this on earth ?

"Commercially viable minerals" is probably the wrong one to measure.

Let's assume it's 3m in diameter and roughly spherical. This would make it 14.14m^3. Let's pretend it's made of pure platinum. This would make it around 300 tonnes of the stuff apparently. Worth of that is around $9bn. Average cost of a space shuttle mission was around $1.5bn.

I guess the problems with this are:

* It's orbiting way higher than the shuttle's range

* The shuttle or anything like it doesn't exist anymore

* It's almost certainly made of a less valuable material than platinum :D

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"Space rocks visiting Earth like this are rare. Described as mini-moons, the only other time that one graced our planet (that we know about) was in 2006. A tiny asteroid, measuring a couple of meters in diameter and known as 2006 RH120 was also discovered by folks working at the Catalina Sky Survey."

Presumably it's ruddy hard to spot them though, particularly given they don't stay for long, so do we know how rare or not it is?

How many times do we have to tell you? A Tesla isn't a self-driving car, say investigators after Apple man's fatal crash

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"I find I am constantly taking control to deal with situations"

And this is the problem demonstrated in one sentence - there is never a point in the car where you are *not* in control, regardless of the driver aids that are in effect.

This isn't a dig at you, it's likely just a turn of phrase, but it is very much the view of a lot of people.

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Re: Frankly ...

Yeah I'd echo that - a lot of the French off-lane's are terrifyingly short, meaning you have to brake on the 'autoroute' to make it, or brake very heavily in a very short space on the off-lane.

British roads have a lot of improvement left in them, but their approach to exiting and entering motorways (and major dual carriageways) is superb.

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Re: Tesla never said it's driverless

"Also why would the car ever allow itself to pull onto an off-ramp without a driver being in full control of the vehicle?"

Presumably for the same reason every Tesla accident happens - because it didn't realise it was doing it.

Flat Earther and wannabe astronaut killed in homemade rocket

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You could also just watch the sun disappear below the horizon while in the UK, then Skype your friend in LA and ponder why it's still visible in the sky where they are. If I hold a light over a dinner plate, there's no way I make it only visible on one part of the plate. If I make it a beam of light and move it around the plate, I can't make it seem to disappear over the horizon.

Get in the C: Raspberry Pi 4 can handle a wider range of USB adapters thanks to revised design's silent arrival

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Re: Bought one a few weeks ago

Run:

cat /proc/cpuinfo

You're looking for revision c03112 at the end.

Assange lawyer: Trump offered WikiLeaker a pardon in exchange for denying Russia hacked Democrats' email

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Re: Bollocks

"Why would there be an extradition warrant when he was holed up in the Ecuadorian embassy in London while being sought for an extradition warrant to Sweden where the UK courts would have been reluctant to send him to Sweden if there was an existing US warrant that the Swedes would act upon where the death penalty could apply?"

Jeez, not this logical contortion again. An extradition request could have been served to the UK while he was in custody before he absconded. The UK would have had to hold an extradition hearing (like they're doing now) or send him to Sweden. If the US had served an extradition request to Sweden while he was in the UK, the same thing would have applied (but more likely Sweden would have correctly answered, he's not here, you morons).

If an extradition request was served on Sweden *after* he'd been sent there by the UK, then *Sweden* would have held a hearing (incidentally, they're less compliant with the US than the UK are on extradition) but the UK would also have to hold one as a consequence. In this scenario, *both* the UK and Sweden would have to agree to extradite.

"The US, under Obama, were not going to make an extradition request until he was in Swedish custody"

Again, entirely illogical - it was easier to extradite from the UK than it is from Sweden, even without considering that in the latter scenario, both countries would have had to agree to onwardly extradite from Sweden.

"more importantly, Obama's administration tortured Bradley/Chelsea Manning with the intent of getting evidence that Assange/wikileaks actively encouraged and abetted Manning to access, export and pass on confidential information."

I think you mean, more importantly, Obama did the only thing he could to intervene - he pardoned Chelsea Manning. I also don't think there's any question that's exactly what Assange did. The pertinent question seems to be, are those the actions of a journalist? The US thinks yes, the world seems to be split along the lines of whether they think Assange is a colossal tool or not.

Xiaomi what's inside: Wow, teardown nerds find debut smartwatch isn't actually a solder-and-resin nightmare

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An odd story - seemingly positive spin on the (surprising?) news that repairing a smart watch is possible, but following up with the news that it's not as repairable as the market leader.

So really, the story is "new smart watch not as repairable as smart watch from company renowned for not being easily repairable" - I'd say that was a bad thing, no?