* Posts by Annihilator

3787 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Jun 2009

George Lucas 'very happy' with 3D Phantom Menace

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Black Helicopters

Cos it don't exist

Even Wikipedia is dubious that it ever existed as a concept.

As far as I can see, the 6 films were effectively about Anakin/Vader. That story ends when he dies :-)

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Happy

Almost

You mean "due to *appear* to float in front of cinema screens, but actually hit"

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Go

They nearly are!

http://www.starwars.com/themovies/saga/preorder_bluray/index.html

You missed the announcement then. September 16th. Fortunately you get the option to only buy the original trilogy.

Human heart could power an iPod

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Paris Hilton

"Free" energy

Erm, everyone surely knows though that there's no such thing as free energy, it's coming from somewhere. In this case, taking energy away from pumping blood around your body and making your heart work harder even when at rest. I question the health of such a device..

Praying for meltdown: The media and the nukes

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@Equitas

"volcanic plugs excepted"

Straying way off the point here, but I think this is what was meant. "Old" Edinburgh is pretty much built entirely on igneous (castle) rock. And there's that looming big thing called Arthur's Seat just off to the side.

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Coffee/keyboard

re: Point proven perfectly

"just cause they wrap your chips in it doesn't mean it's credible"

I love you :-)

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Windmill tilting

It's unfortunate that only a few people/outlets have been tilting at this particular windmill regarding the death and destruction caused by the nuclear plant(s) instead of focusing more on the more important story of the devastation caused by the earthquake and tsunami.

It's been mentioned on another story, the book "Flat Earth News" by Nick Davies investigates why news journalism has changed, and pretty much brings it down to following political allegiances, reducing staff and increasing their filing targets (churnalism as he refers to it as) and avoiding lawsuits - nowadays every article has to be "balanced" meaning that each article has to give equal weight to both sides of the stories. This means that even the looniest of angles is given equal stature to the sane.

Ironically, I happened to read a Mail On Sunday "rant page" (no other description) by Peter Hitchen. He agreed with the shocking coverage of the nuclear angle, saying it wasn't anywhere near what the mainstream (and his paper) were saying. He then failed massively by suggesting that all 50 key workers at Fukushima would certainly die as a result. But then he also had an article above it saying that we should step out of Libya, let them kick the shit out of each other and make friends with the winner. Ho hum.

Intel gets spanking new SSD

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Alert

I'd say the opposite

My storage contents don't tend to change much. Most files are created and then stay there - for example, MP3s, videos etc.

The OS disk on the other hand, well settings change, Windows hammers swap files etc..

Guess it depends on usage though.

iPad 2 3G price-plans compared

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Paris Hilton

And MiFi?

How about doing a comparison of buying a pristine non-3G iPad outright and pairing it with a cheap MiFi type device? Or using any Android device that turns your phone into a hotspot?

Either way, I figured a couple of years ago that when it comes to Apple, it's best not telling the phone companies you're using an Apple device, as the costs generally go up. iPhone 4 + cheap SIM-only tariff works out a lot cheaper - I can only imagine the iPad works out similarly.

Steve Jobs screws my wife (out of $944)

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Cash'n'Carrion?

el Reg used to sell stuff like this at the Cash'n'Carrion, but all links redirect back to theregister.co.uk - so think it disappeared..

Software bugs block O2 PlayStation phone release

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Grenade

Well it should be..

hidden option (e) - tell the network operators to stop dicking around trying to provide a "custom" (by which they mean "hamstrung") firmware for what they believe are their phones. It's the customers, let them come with the default firmware if they choose.

Christ I thought we were past all this crap and that Apple had actually done something right in the phone industry with the iPhone's inability to be network customised...

Scarface blows onto Blu-ray

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Coat

Hmm

Did you perhaps watch the 1932 original by mistake?

Though I accept your view on GF pt2.

NASA's Stardust set to 'burn to depletion'

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Shirley you mean

We need a skiiiiiiip innnnnn spaaaaaaaaaaaccce?

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They did

They squeezed a second mission out of it as stated in the article. This will be it's 3rd (ish) mission, which is more useful to NASA than having it "parked" in a non-useful orbit (which requires power to keep it in place). When you consider the trajectories it needed in order to do this, it's mighty impressive already.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Stardust_-_mission_trajectory.png

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Aww

Damn my human ability to infer feelings onto inanimate objects. I actually "awww"-ed a little bit when reading that story. Poor Stardust :-( Can just see it singing it's last few minutes away.

Daisy, Daisy, giiiivvvvveee meeeee youuuuurrrrr aaaaanssssswwerrrrrrr ddoooo...

Radioactive Tokyo tapwater HARMS BABIES ... if drunk for a year

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FAIL

Inhale any gas

Erm, yes xenon is a "well-known asphyxiant". As is 79% of our atmosphere. Amazingly we survive.

But don't stop yelling, cos that would mean you lost the fight...

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Coat

How dare you!

How dare you present the facts in a calm and deliberate manner - don't you realise there are scare stories to peddle, newspapers to sell and hard disks of forum postings to fill??

I demand a snappy headline that indicates that the world is about to end. Preferably one that uses minimal syllables and misspells the word "nook-yoo-luh-r"

Channel Islands VAT loophole shut, petrol prices cut

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Stop

@AC re: No idea of economics?

"given that he is chancellor of the exchequer, a post that *requires* a certain knowledge of economics, and you are, er, not"

A quick google would tell you that George (Gideon) got a 2:1 in Modern History. The only knowledge he has of economics is that his Daddy is f***ing minted.

However, your ignorance aside, the point still stands - the oil companies will pass the tax directly onto the UK garages and then the customer. All he's done is put the price of petrol up on the forecourt and made it look like someone else's fault.

UK iPad 2 to cost under £400

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Unhappy

Whoops

My very bad... :-|

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Boffin

Olympic pools

Rounding up to the nearest olympic swimming pool, it will be 1 I suspect. Especially given that the 1st gen has sold roughly 3.4 OSP iPads in total (assuming they are out of the box)

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Stop

Always was

"Getting the iPad 2 out at below the £400 mark - if only by a pound - is a psychological barrier overcome. It'll be harder for potential punters to argue the gadget is too expensive, and it'll turn many folk who thought £429 too much from passers-by into purchasers."

Not really, IIRC the original entry level iPad was only £399 as well - it was the VAT increase that pushed it up to £429. Folk still complained it was too expensive.

Yes, in terms of the "exc VAT" price, it's lower, but for most people it's the same price as it previously was. Having said that, it'll probably work for me as I'm looking for a new laptop for in front of the telly...

Play.com: Only customer emails lost in data breach

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FAIL

Very annoyed

Read the email this morning and summed it up as "it's a third party, so not our fault, we're brilliant"

Third party or not, Play retain all responsibility and accountability, and to try and deflect it in the apology is a very poor course of action indeed. Thank God I use a disposable email account for all the companies I use.

Porsche punts e-car pre-orders

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Boffin

@Dibbley

Easy - you either have two linked flywheels to counteract the angular momentum, or you mount it on gimbals. On the other hand (as you almost hinted at) you can use it to your advantage and actually help keep the car balanced.

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Coat

Does it have to be a sock drawer

Yes, as most potential owners of this car will also own a large collection of socks to roll up and place inside their trousers...

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Yes

The 918 RSR. It does have a whopping big KERS system though, I think in the form of a flywheel.

Chinese man jailed for provoking nuke panic

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Paris Hilton

Eh??

It's hardly a prison-worthy offence. If wishing made it so though, for every email informing me of a health scare or "potatoes give you cancer" story that a family member has felt the need to forward on to me...

Sapphire Edge HD

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re: *any* OS

"and FreeDos is a what? Go on say it with me: Free Disk Operating System"

Feel free to try and patronise all you like. But FreeDos is hardly what you could call a "fully functional" OS. If you think it is, I've got a C64 sitting in the loft that you might be interested in.

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@AC

"Not screwing the customer with windows tax is exactly what some of us want"

The suggestion wasn't for Windows to be pre-installed, rather *any* OS was installed. In fact I think the hint was to have a Linux install - especially as this way they might have caught the no-audio-over-HDMI-with-Linux problem and gone some way to help address it.

Judge mulls 'wasted costs' as ACS:Law cases close

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There's a word for it

"Extortion" I believe.

I also can't stand the quote of "made £300,000 from people who did pay the fines". They're not fines in the legal sense, they're out of court settlements and a promise not to pursue it further. It may sound like a pernickity detail, but a fine gives the impression of a legal punishment, when it's nothing of the sort.

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Operating a loss

Maybe they should have actually taken people to court in order to make a profit if they were so confident...

Or maybe they should have thought it through before paying out a pile of money to get a list of "infringers" without knowing if they could see that investment return.

It's not just that he's immoral (not unheard of for a shyster), but fairly inept as a businessman. My heart bleeds.

Green Parrot to cure YouTube shakes

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Go

... on 24

"There's been steadicam plugins for After Effects etc for donkeys years"

Yup, and for the free/opensource world, I've been using the VirtualDub plugin for years, well, since at least 2005 according to the metadata on my copy. Just Google deshaker.vdf and drop it in the plugin folder.

Had the same output as you though - namely that it's a neat trick, but no substitute for hard or soft steadicam techniques built into cameras.

Internet Watch Foundation: Abuse images takedown speeds up

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FAIL

And still no mention

Of how much the IWF interferes with normal and "legal" browsing (loose phrase - the IWF aren't capable of making legal judgements on material).

One file on hotfile.com et al, means that every request for hotfile will be routed via the relevant ISPs proxies, meaning the entire traffic from that ISPs customers will appear as one IP address, instantly triggering the abuse blocking mechanism of hotfile. Think back to the Wikipedia/Scorpions album, and repeat once a month for at least one file hosting site.

Please stop reporting the IWF's successes without mentioning the epic hamstring they provide to "legal" users.

London's Olympic clock claps out

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Happy

Sort of

Reports coming in that you need a credit card that doesn't expire until at least August, so you're screwed if you have a credit card that expires in the next 6 months. Apparently it's by design...

The 64-bit question

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Windows ain't that daft

As difficult as it is to believe, Windows is quite intelligent when it comes to memory utilisation. It will normally aim to keep as much as it needs (or thinks it needs, or will need in the future) in the highest level of cache possible. This includes processor registers, L2 cache where available, RAM and finally the HD swap file. It'll use as much as it can, though will always leave a gap if it can for the "ooh I didn't think of that" moments.

It's not about memory utilisation, but the responsiveness of your machine, regardless of whether you're editing video or working on a 100K Excel document. The less RAM you have, the less carefree Windows can be in keeping page files off the HD.

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Superscript

"Thirty-two bits equates to 232 memory addresses"

Erm, I think you missed formatting the 32 as superscript, or missed out the ^ symbol :-) Otherwise 232 memory addresses seems quite low!

Fukushima update: No chance cooling fuel can breach vessels

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Flat Earth News

Thank you thank you thank you. To quote Dr Antone Brooks in that book "In my opinion, low doses of radiation are a piss-poor carcinogen and just not a big hitter when it comes to health effects. We have through our fear of radiation parlayed it into a major player when it is not".

Another excellent book along a similar thread is Bad Science by Ben Goldacre.

Thanks El Reg for continuing to report the news with regards to this, and not the rest of the media's self-stoked fire. The Japanese earthquake has enough tragedy to be reporting on without adding scaremongering to the story.

Microsoft releases IE9 for chip happy Windows world

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Happy

Undocumented

They're not suggesting that they're using undocumented APIs. They're saying that they will specifically utilise every API (let's assume documented) that will give the best result. They're also implying that Chrome/FF will just recompile for the target and let the compiler optimise it as best it can, they won't specifically modify the code to take advantage of all the APIs.

I can see their argument from a logical point of view, but having said all that it's clearly just marketing/PR/spin. Can't blame them for trying - it's one step away from "any colour so long as its black".

The sad thing is, no matter how targeted the code is, I've no doubt that Chrome and FF will continue to trounce IE in any benchmark it cares to try.

Russia knocks back Soyuz launch

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Too right

The Soyuz is the most reliable manned spacecraft to date. 4 fatalities in a 45+ year service is nothing to sneeze at. It's also older than Apollo.

Granted it's been through a few modifications, but it's a space programme that can truly be marvelled. And as Vladimir mentions, the STS were regularly delayed. The Discovery retirement flight STS-133 lifted off on it's 6th attempt - 5th if you charitably ignore the weather induced delay.

Fair play on trying to gee-up the US Orion/HLV programme, but let's not kick the Russians at the same time.

Another year, another iPhone time slip

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Coat

@Thomas 4

No, he's a walking black turtleneck.

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Maybe it was

But unlikely, given how it's the only iPhone that buggered up. As far as I'm aware, all time services broadcast UTC +/- offset, if anything. Even if it did broadcast localtime, it would broadcast it as time + 01:00.

Apple bans iPhone 3G patch omission talk from forum

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@Michael C

"However, 4.2 has several known exploits (just demonstrated this week), and it WILL be patched, but it will not move to 4.3. Apple won't simply add security patches "just because," but if an exploit is DEMONSTRATED, they have promised to close those holes."

Eh?? If an exploit is demonstrated they will patch it? By your own admission, it has been demonstrated already. 4.3 is released and has patched the 3GS and 4. I'm waiting for my 3G to have it's security failures resolved. You let me know when they're planning to meet their promise.

Perhaps I should charitably assume that you meant they're waiting for an exploit to appear in the wild before patching? Brilliant. As an aside, I have a horse in a stable with no means of keeping it there. Fortunately I have a massive padlock waiting to go, just as soon as I see the horse bolt.

Analyst says white iPhone 4 out next month

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Erm

Given it's probably made out of largely the same materials as the iPad, it's fairly reasonable to assume they could punt out the white iPhone now if they really wanted to..

In fact I find it hard to believe they've realistically taken 9 months (from release, so kindly ignoring the 3-6 month run-up to release) to productionise a white model.

Apple security update leaves iPhone 3G users unprotected

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6 years

Be interesting to test this, but UK law says that consumers are entitled to a partial refund or full repair if a fault appears. After the first 6 months of ownership, the burdon to show that it's a fault that's existed since the start falls to the consumer, however it should be fairly easy to prove.

Whitehall to puff punters: 'Hide your fags'

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Happy

Substitute

Generally speaking smokers are slimmer than non-smokers - it's an appetite suppressor. Not to mention that as people give-up smoking, they turn to something else to distract them, like biscuits. Or at least that happened with me :-)

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Stats

Is very difficult to isolate stats. For example, it's estimated that 1 in 3 smokers die from a smoking related illness, but it doesn't estimate how many of those would have died from that anyway.

Although having said that, the stats I'd seen were the opposite - more was raised than was spent, but again, hard to isolate this. I just know that 60% of the pack of fags is tax.

As a "right to choose, but be responsible for your own smoke" ex-smoker, I'm rather biased too though.

Generally it's peer pressure that causes people to start smoking, either directly or indirectly. Colourful packaging is nothing to do with it as you say.

Tearful NASA salutes space shuttle Discovery

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Unhappy

Some farewell comedy

"long and distinguished career". To quote Top Gun, yeah so is my johnston.

I must admit I was confused when I hear what sounded like the shuttle commander saying "I'd also like to thank KFC" - I assume he said KSC.

The oldest space-worthy shuttle to be retired :'-( I only wish it was being replaced, but sadly I've no idea what our next ventures into space will be.

Gwyneth Paltrow rouses Discovery crew

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Happy

Nope

"We're not landing, we're never going back to a planet that could generate that"

Game offers pre-orders on pre-owned titles

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Yes

Not only that, they're also screwing the person they buy it from. Seems that they buy them for roughly half the price they sell them at if my one-time dip into the market found. Cut out the middle man and put them straight on ebay. If they're near-new games, they'll probably go for less than Game would sell them at, but higher than Game would buy them at. Win-win.

O2 tries to explain its new prudish nature

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@ AC

"So what exactly prevents junior from using dad's MiFi?"

Erm, the Dad maybe? You know, the parent in the relationship that is meant to bear some responsibility for the raising of junior? Either through talking to him, or securing his MiFi with a password.

Phantom Menace to be released in 3D next Feb

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Family Guy

The "death star easily blown up" plot has been covered significantly in Family Guy's brilliant parodies, specifically in the last one. I laughed for about a month:

"How's the construction going?"

"Oh, fantabulously. Remember how last time they skimmed along a trench and then blew it up by shooting through a hole?"

"Yeah"

"Well, now there's no trench"

"Great. Is there a hole?"

<pause> "Yes"