* Posts by Annihilator

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The IT Crowd returns to Channel 4 for a final episode

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Re: That line.

"Why is it funny? If you've ever had to support typical users you'll have said it a bajillion times."

I think you've answered your own question there...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn2FB1P_Mn8

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Dear sir or madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark.

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Builder-in-a-hole outrage sparks Special Projects Bureau safety probe

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"This isn't one of your church picnic flare gun firings Flanders, this is the real thing!"

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Lego fan constructs Bletchley Park Colossus

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Re: Whats Next?

Listening to Justin Bieber on her wireless...

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Annular solar eclipse LIVE!

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Re: It's not Zulu time around there

"You are aware of the time difference...?"

I assume that was part of the joke. There are very few nocturnal solar eclipses...

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ZX Spectrum cassette player lost? There's an app for that

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Re: HOW DARE YOU!

"The old Speccy was a BREEZE to load tapes on compared to the Vic20 and the C64! Pah! Don't get me started! (It was also easy to copy the tapes with my Dad's Amstrad tape-to-tape deck, not so the C64 tapes with their crappy turbo loaders (cos the built in loader was so shit!))"

Really?... Don't recall ever having a C64 game fail to load, even with copies of copies that were so endemic at school! Spectrums on the other hand I recall being very pernickity at what would load.

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Review: BlackBerry Q10

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Re: Ooh...

" 10.1 added selection brackets on the circle that surrounds the cursor. Genius. You tap those to move the cursor a space at a time"

Yeah maybe, but take a step back and consider that you're pleased with a convoluted fix to a problem that needn't have existed in the first place? It's why I compared it to Win8/Start button. Yes there are workarounds, yes you can almost get the same result, but why complicate it to begin with?

There's a reason that mice, trackpads, graphic tablets and rollerballs exist - precision.

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Re: Ooh...

" I can honestly say I use the touchscreen more than the navigation pad"

Agreed, but would you not agree there are some use cases (text selection as the obvious example) that naturally work better when you stay the hell away from the touch screen?

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Ooh...

" the Q10 has dispensed with the Trackball."

That's a bit of a deal breaker for me, and up there with MS ditching the Start Button in Windows 8

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New 'BLOCKBUSTER' APPLE iTHING imminent - billionaire Einhorn

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Einhorn

Finkle and Einhorn, Finkle and Einhorn... Finkle *is* Einhorn. Einhorn is a *man*! Oh my God, Einhorn is a man??...

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INSATIABLE black hole in Milky Way's heart crams hot gas into cavity

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Re: Much greater discovery masked by headline

... and it's quite clearly a Douglas Adams play on the story.

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Queen's Speech: 'Problem of matching IP addresses' to be probed

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Re: If they rolled out IPv6

If it speeds up the delivery of IPv6, I'll take it. Not like VPNs would suddenly cease to exist too.

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Movie review: Star Trek Into Darkness

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Re: The first movie of the reboot did it for me....

I've read many books, including during courses in astronomy and physics at university, thanks for the advice... ;-)

A black hole has the same mass as it always did, just in a smaller space. It doesn't have infinite mass, just infinite density. I always remember the Earth if turned into a black hole would have to be less than 1cm in radius. At the singularity, gravitational field becomes infinite, but that's irrelevant to anything around it. The only things getting trapped within the planet/black hole are those that are inside that 1cm radius.

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Re: The first movie of the reboot did it for me....

"Were it in the same solar system as Vulcan it would, at that moment, be being drawn inexorably towards the newly created black hole (singularity)."

See that's the further part that makes me scream "bollox!" at the screen - black hole or not, it's still got the same mass and gravitational force. Nothing would change orbit, even its moons would stay the same.

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Re: Benedict Cumberpatch may be good, but ......

You'd think if someone was going to do a sharp-tongued review of a film, they'd get the actor's name right?

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Don't bake your Raspberry Pi - now you can WATER COOL it

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"The thread doesn't, sadly, say if the Pi runs with this rig attached"

Any reason to suspect it wouldn't?

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Scramjet X-51 finally goes to HYPER SPEED above Pacific

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Re: @Sulehir (@ Annihilator)

And "inert lump of metal" falling uncontrolled at high speed into our atmosphere would most probably burn up long before it got to the ground, was my point.

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Re: @Sulehir

"a de-orbiting completely inert metal telegraph pole would impact at about Mach 10 with no help at all"

You'd probably find it wouldn't get anywhere *near* the surface.

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Re: "It was hoped that the X-51A would break Mach 6"

I would assume that all Av Week knew was that it went hypersonic and translated that into "speeds in excess of Mach 5" for excitement. I'm in agreement that it could well have done Mach 6.

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Star Trek: The original computer game

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Re: Listings printed in magazines.

Did he not have a scanner with some OCR software to scan the code listings? ;-)

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Re: The good old days of type-in listings...

Even swankier, gosubs a go-go! The attempt by BASIC to reach the dizzy heights of procedural programming! Think my first stack overflow was caused by a mistakenly looped gosub!

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Quid-a-day nosh challenge hack in bullet-hard chickpea drama

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Inputs documented...

I hesitate to ask, but any update or report on what happens at the other end? I imagine that a predominantly pulse-based diet would mean you are able to turn the heating down, admittedly off-set against needing to leave a couple of windows open to create a fairly hefty draft.

Then there's the added expense of having to re-paper the walls.

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Science of the lambs: Boffins grow GLOW-IN-THE-DARK sheep

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Re: This is going to make...

Touché! :-)

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Re: This seems familiar.....

And other boffins did it before him in white mice, and evolution (or $deity_of_choice) did it millions of years ago in various marine life.

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Re: This is going to make...

Only if you bring your own UV torch with you

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Peak txt: 1.5 BEELLLION more chat app msgs sent than SMSes a day

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True, but they'll still be assigning value to them (along with minutes and data). It's just a gradually outdated model which will evolve over time.

I doubt the Telcos are worried - they'll merely adjust their formulas. The basic cost of the network doesn't change, and text usage may go down, but all it will do is alter the weightings of the £15/month a customer will continue to spend.

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Review: Western Digital Sentinel DX4000

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I know RAID's not backup, but I also know that anything worth its salt will tell you if an array member becomes dodgy, which FreeNAS failed to do (and doesn't offer the option). RAID gives you some level of contingency, FreeNAS's implementation of it gives you that but with no warning if it disappears.

Disclaimer, this was nearly 2 years ago - it may have been modified since, but the experience has scarred me into never going back.

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Re: £1580 ?!?!

"No dual gig ethernet, no Starwind iSCSI, no redundant power supply, no USB 3, no easy configuration."

And no hardware RAID (though there's a pseudo RAID0/1 card)

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Re: £1580 ?!?!

It's not Windows, it's the NAS Tax. Google "16TB NAS" and you'll find they're all similarly priced, regardless of Windows base.

A homemade NAS is fine, and I've used one. But I wouldn't trust anything business critical with it. The thing that killed FreeNAS for me (not least because you need some form of boot drive in addition to your data drives) was when it entered a degraded state - and didn't feel the need to email me an alert.

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PEAK iPHONE? Apple mobe growth slumps to ‘lowest in its history’

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Re: Android dominance continues

"We see a lot of 'bad' news about Apple yet they shipped MORE phones - sure their market share has slipped as they do not try and sell a £50-100 phone and make no money on it and the market for smartphones is growing at the low end as people upgrade from old non-smartphones"

A great point, funny how the article is never headlined "Apple fail to achieve greatest market share with non-mass-market product".

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DARPA looks for a guided bullet with DEAD reckoning navigation

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Re: "Jackal" eat your heart out.

"Sniper rifles can already hit people over a Km away and have been able to do so for years, and yet politicians aren't being gunned down by them in droves. What makes you think that increasing that range to maybe 3km will make a lick of difference."

Fair point, but the ability to hit what you want to hit at that range is quite a specialist skill (and requires very well known and constrained atmospheric conditions). Give a sniper rifle to Joe Bloggs and he's be lucky to hit a multistory carpark at that range, let alone a person in it.

But yeah, I agree with you, preventing DARPA from coming up with such a thing doesn't keep Pandora's box shut.

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Mosaic turns 20: Let's fire up the old girl, show her the web today

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"Error 500 whatever that means!"

Internal server error from memory. Probably a really old or deprecated GET method that the server balks at.

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Master Beats: Why doesn't audio quality matter these days?

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WTF?

" A rumour had gone around before they set off that one spoilt little sod was taking a grand with him, so we wanted to be sure ours had enough to at least buy himself a reputation-saving music tech gadget if he happened to pass an Apple Store."

That's a joke, right?? Giving your child money for a trip, fine, but giving it to them just because you've heard young Tarquin is being given money? A new level of keeping up with the Jones' I have to say..

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Virgin Media: SO SORRY we fined your dead dad £10 for unpaid bill

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Re: Outstanding

"There's a 'dead person' identifier on the letter, in which case Virgin's systems ought to have recognised it and passed it to a human to deal with. Unless, that is, they don't have any humans doing humane stuff."

But their systems can't recognise it as the account holder being deceased, they can only recognise it as the bank account holder being deceased. The person owning the bank account and the person owning the Virgin account can be two different people.

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Galaxy S4 radiant, but has black holes

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Re: Understanding what is Android and what is not

Agreed, if anything the opposite is a criticism of the fruity phone - "share via Facebook" is a kludge to try and pretend there's social network integration. What you'll find is that the iPhone has a "share via FB" option, regardles of whether you have a FB account tied to the phone - so unnecessary clutter.

Even worse, you can have the FB app installed, but you need to link the account through the phone's settings too. So clicking the "share via FB" options prompts the error message "no FB account associated" instead of doing what you'd think would be the sensible option of passing through to the FB app.

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Apple slips Antennagate victims $15 each. The lawyers get $16m

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"The Cupertino idiot-tax operation" does seem like a next leap forward in fanboi-baiting.

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"Very truly yours, Apple iPhone 4 Settlement Claims Administrator"

Got to love the personal touch!

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BitTorrent offers file sync tool for PCs and NAS

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Marvelous

I've been looking for a solution to this for a while now, effectively using my NAS as a backup target for my parent's PC 500 miles away. Rsync is powerful, but far from a "just works" solution.

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It's official! Register hack is an alcohol-flushed cave dweller

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I wonder if this could be expanded

Forget about the DNA test results, I'd pay $99 for the rights to flob into a tube and post it to, say, some politicians?

Maybe a price sheet could be knocked up?

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T-Mobile UK ordered into humiliating Full Monty strip

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Wait, what?

So you can cap all traffic and call it "unlimited" but you can't cap *some* traffic and call it "unlimited"? The world's gone mad...

As for SMTP, they usually just block port 25 in an attempt to stop you running your own mail server. 587 usually works just fine.

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O2 tries something completely new: Honesty

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"I have a £15 a month contract."

This. I'm not sure how this is a fabulous new launch from O2, they already have the Simplicity tarriffs which I thought pretty much did that? Calculating the subsidy wasn't exactly rocket science.

Here's a thought though - does this mean that O2 et al will eventually be forced to declare APR rates? Essentially you're getting a loan for the value of the phone and repaying it over 2 years.

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Sonic the Hedgehog

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Re: Water levels...

I remember the terrifying moments of sitting by the water bubble source, waiting for one to generate while the perilous music started counting down to Sonic's death, followed by the blessed relief of the "bwup-wep!" sound of a bubble being breathed in.

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FAA: 'No, you CAN'T hijack a plane with an Android app'

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"But in poweroff mode, I just have to bump the power button. So airplane+locked is safer."

I've never met a phone that doesn't require at least a second of holding the power button to turn on, so I don't buy that.

As for the airline chat at the beginning, they've just gotten wise to flight-mode and updated their chat. It was always "turn all electronic devices off", now they clarify "and we don't just mean flight safe mode".

They also tell you to put it in flight safe mode and then turn it off if you're planning to turn it on again later. None of this is particularly new though - even cassette walkmans had to be turned off on takeoff/landing.

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Another 170,000 Freeview homes to be freed from reality TV - possibly

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Re: Why don't you...

Dammit, missed the cultural reference :-( Fail on me - if I could downvote myself, I would.

I'm clearly jaded by the comments on here that post that literally!

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The short answer is that there's no such thing as a perfect filter.

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Re: Why don't you...

For example you could post sanctimonious comments on web sites...

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Bitcoin gets a $100 haircut on rollercoaster trading run

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To paraphrase a tweet I saw yesterday (Rob Delaney I think?) "I'm not sure what Bitcoin is, but I'm jumping off a 45-storey building just to be safe"

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Finance bods probe RBS over bank-crippling IT cock-up

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Re: Loyalty and experience

"If it's tangential to the primary purpose of the organisation, outsource it. If it's mission-critical, don't. Is there really anything else needs to be said?"

Except in this instance they didn't "outsource it", they hired cheaper, inexperienced staff - and offloaded more expensive, experienced staff.

Presumably the Reg (and any other online rag) is failing your test too? Their mission critical things that I can tell are "host web site" and "generate ad revenue". Their solution? Rackspace and DoubleClick.

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Re: Not outsourced

"This is not a failure of outsourcing - these people were/are RBS employees, just in India - it's a failure of off-shoring."

Yup, you'd think an IT rag would understand the difference between offshoring and outsourcing. Think I've made a similar comment in pretty much all the RBS outage stories on here.

If anything I'd wager that part of the problem is that RBS *didn't* outsource their offshore work. Outsourcing can work, offshoring can work. For a company to decide to work out its own recruitment policies across two continents and put the management practices in place to cope with it is pretty brave/foolish. It's cheaper than getting someone to manage it for you, but it means you have to develop your own expertise in managing it.

Never though I'd say it, but TCS et al exist for a reason and as such cost more than hiring directly. But you also have the fact that *they* would be on the hook for any such fines and as such have a vested interest in getting it right.

Outsourcing is generalised as a "bad" thing (this article being no exception) despite pretty much *every* company doing it to some extent (from cleaners to IT host). IT is often cited as a core service for banks and as such should remain inhouse. By the same token you could argue that IT is crucial to any web news site (el reg being an example) but I'd bet heavy money that the hosting is done by Rackspace, the search by Google CS and the Ads by DoubleClick.

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NASA-backed fusion engine could cut Mars trip down to 30 days

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Re: For those just knowledgable enough to be dangerous.

I crunched those numbers and came up with similar, but ran into some problems. Using yours (100g pellets, effective recoil of 0.02m/s) lets still consider that this jolt is happening in a microsecond apparently, or 10^-6s. So the acceleration would be 20,000m/s/s at the point of impulse. So it would certainly be an odd sensation.

Then there's the "pulsing every minute or so" part. The ship is gaining 0.02m/s each minute. So it's average acceleration would be 0.00333m/s/s. After 15 days of constant propulsion (or 1,296,000s) it'll be travelling 4320m/s which sounds pretty nippy, but this is halfway through the predicted journey and we'll only have covered 2.5M km. Somewhat short of the distance to Mars, given the closest known approach is about 22x that.

What am I missing?

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