Mr. Rubberband
Meanwhile, back in the real world the authors of this farcical situation, represented by the Foreign Secretary David Milliband, are desperately trying to suppress evidence of complicity in the torture of an innocent UK citizen while he was off-shored to countries that take a more relaxed view of water-boarding and genital mutilation.
Milliband is now preparing to appeal to the highest court in the land where his pathetic whining will be treated with the same contempt as it received in the lower courts. But please don't expect Inspector Plod to be waiting outside the Supreme Court ready to slap the 'cuffs on Wavy Davey, that's a privilege reserved for the peasants.
So maybe JFL is lucky in the sense that he wasn't off-shored and tortured to reveal the content of his encrypted files. But hey, this is New Labour so don't hold your breath.