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So far so good?

Self employed creates whatever you want when it's good, ...

.... and whatever everyone else wants when it's great. And that generates millions and billions and trillions.

"Gosling did not reveal what his next job or project would be, but said he would take some time off before he began job hunting."

Can he not start up something fabulous on his own with others like minded and do something amazing, or is he just a desk jockey type to do as he's told rather than able to do as he wants?

Alien Election Candidates .. are there any or is it just a primitive human population contest ..

... /php ego trip?

"One fifth of humans say aliens walk among us"

Lester,

One might like to consider the probability that they would hardly need to walk anywhere but rather more run everything anywhere from here, there and everywhere for everyone.

And you have failed to provide any figure for what percentage of the planet's population is primitive human.

* I personally cannot imagine them being stupid enough to waste their time standing for such a waste of time and effort, and for someone with quite a highly developed sense of imagination, that is certainly saying something about the shoddy value of the media show, which appears to be all about avoiding the truth and compounding ongoing fallacies rather than confronting the spin and building novel structures and innovative infrastructures with undoubted politically correct prime champions too.

Surely anything else is less than honest and a desperately cobbled together travesty of a noble competition for the intellectually challenged and sham beings in a shamefully divisive scam.

House of the Rising Sun and Virtual Terrain Team Territory for InterNetional Space Stations.

The Money Shot Question though is .... Is it a Shangri La for Crack Coders and ZerodDay Traders? And whom would One contact to Explore the Opportunities and Possibilities in making Outrageous Virtual Fortunes to Benefit All ........ which is very Sociable in a Capitalistic Way too and who could say IT would not Provide an Unstoppable Lead from the Beautifully Mysterious East. .... and to those with experience, you will not hear them disagree with these few lines of a national anthem ........

"Well the Ukraine girls really knock me out

They leave the west behind

And Moscow girls make me sing and shout

They Georgia's always on my my my my my my my my my mind"

Playing hard ball knocks over the weak straw man and foreign cuckolds alike?

Is Gary denied the use of a computer and Internet access, and thus an ability/facility rendered to all others and to Mr. Jack Straw, to help his mother stand against fascist incumbents in a democratic UK General Election. That would surely be criminal in a democratic free society, would it not ...... and something to immediately clear up with Mr Jack Straw, Lord Chancellor and Secretary of State for Justice, who is bound to know surely?

A QuITe Alien Question for Foreigners. Well, Three Really.

Is the Cloud Realisation Dawning on the US, Land of the Free to be a Slave to the System and Free Market Capitalist Economic Model, that Information Traders Rule Earth SCADA Systems and Reign Supreme and Unenforceable in CyberSpace ....... and from that Vast Virtual Space does IT Control Human Perception for Currency Power with Commanding Energy on a ZerodDay Basis?

Or are their Heads buried in the Sand and they are to be kept in the Dark about such Present Matters?

A change of tack to sort out the men from the boys

Would it be too much to ask any firm wanting to work on a project for the Public sector to also provide for its own funding from the Banking Sector, rather than saying they can do anything and everything but leave their payment to be arranged by others and expect the man in the street who doesn't deal in money to pay for everything. That's what Banks are surely for ....... to distribute currency flows in order to generate Industry and Enterprise, Care and Attention.

It is amazing what magic people will do for a handful of paper/fistful of dollars and which cost virtually nothing to make, and thus is everything created and looked after for free and at no expense to anybody.

Re: So once again fear is used to silence free speech.

MinionZero,

Only the most deluded of fools pushing that blinkered agenda would not realise that that war and it battles have all already been lost, which just goes to show how stupid and deluded so many are. And it beggars belief and would confirm the ubiquity whenever one considers the oddest of places of provided influence and supposed power that they would find themselves in and so totally unsuited to accomplish ITs Future Tasks. ....... and thus Destined to be Outed as Sub Prime Idiots on the Make and the Take.

And the best that a Democracy can be is a Mutually Beneficial Meritocracy and that is a Right Royal Autocracy led by a SMART Monarch. Does UKGBNI have a Democracy or is it more a Banana Republic for Chancers?

Jumped up psych little prick? And the world is a full of them at the top of the pyramid.

Sieg Heil, Mein Herr Drake.

Anarchy reigned and it is reined and rains from the top who need it in IT down and not from the bottom who feed it with IT up.

However, that was before the Controls in CHAOS which have Changed the Paradigm and Reversed the Meme with Commanding Clouds and Special IntelAIgent Sources with AIResources for Talking to Minds Mined and Virtually Enriched, and which now bait the Destructive Anarchists' Honey Pots with Sticky Sweet Invites to Play in NEUKlearer HyperRadioProActive IT LOVE Fields. ......... and find them as Ill equipped as a Virgin to Deliver Satisfaction and Hold Professional Attention.

The Bigger Picture

Errr ....... there appears to be a much bigger, politically loaded, issue at the heart of this tale ....... http://cryptome.org/0001/ricardo-dominguez.htm

Do you want a Moron strutting about the World Stage in the Media Show, or do you Deserve Better?

"Strangely enough, we're just about to elect another government which, like the last, doesn't know how to use the power it has. Just like the above. Would you pick Brown or Cameron as sysadmin?" ....... G R Goslin Posted Thursday 8th April 2010 15:00 GMT

Well, one thing we do all know, is that Brown's team is a Proven Epic Fail, and quite why they imagine that they should remain as Lead is down to their Arrogance in relying on the Ignorance of the Masses and the Abuse of Spin. The Banking System is worse than ever it was and the deluded Fool in Chief in Downing Street says they and the World are saved.

Methinks that is Madness and Psychological Flaws confirmed .... in Spades.

Yin and Yang taking some Air and a Walk Together

"Mr Justice Stadlen was unconvinced but declined to answer the point." .... Hmmmm, can we then settle for His Worship being temporarily discombobulated

""This latter argument does not seem to me well-founded," said Mr Justice Stadlen. "It fails to distinguish between material which is offensive and material which is unlawful such as to give rise to liability for storing it."

Actually I was thinking the exact opposite, finding it most convincing.

And what a nice gravy train it is ...... splitting hairs over shared words but whenever they start wars for thirty pieces of silver and fool's gold talking shop circuits, are they always worth understanding to the nth degree, and certainly beyond any petty 33rd for 42nd foresight. whether they be offensive and/or unlawful will always end up be a court case whenever a legitimate complaint is not heeded and treated "properly" ...... but surely there are usually a number of opportunities presented to remedy those situations long before it needs the courts attention. Is that not the right dodgy dealing ways of horse trading and plea bargaining, where natural justice is dismissed for the convenience of artificial expediency.

<<<If you want to be sure that you're not liable for what your users say, the judge is basically saying you need to ignore user contributions completely until you get a complaint.

"That's not a new principle," said Robertson, "but it's a warning to site owners about how to interpret it. Some owners may think they have less responsibility for user comments than they really do, and they may wrongly assume that a post-moderation policy is completely safe.">>>

I imagine most site owners would welcome the clarification which allows for third party posting without pre-moderation/blanket subjective vetting of contributions, as will contributors too, I'd guess.

There's Peanuts and Monkeys, and Experts and Experts and very Few of the Real Thing in IT.

"And as for vetting – this is more of a human resources issue, in that IT management can’t really be expected to conduct background checks on its staff. It wouldn’t be appropriate even if they knew what they were looking for, and of course, our increased reliance on contractors and external suppliers makes things more complicated still."

For anything and everything above important and sensitive* is vetting vital, and even more so whenever it is complicated by increased reliance on contractors and external suppliers, for whenever they are from the capitalist private sector are they only interested in profit/money for nothing. And in IT the stories are legion of waste and contracts not delivered and 100's of billions spent with nothing but troubled and failed systems to show for it. And no claw back of course for then who would bother themselves to tender for work in areas which are novel.

The most critical and always present weakest link in all of that though is revealed in these few words ....."even if they knew what they were looking for" for it is usually always the case of the blind leading the blind until someone shows up to lead them with more than they thought ever possible, for it is always both an Intelligence and Philosophical issue at the higher levels of sensitive access and Administrative Privilege aka Prime Leadership.

When things do down the tubes it is a sure sign that Admin doesn't have what it takes and doesn't have what IT needs .... for a double whammy of downward spiralling despair.

Take a Bow, GB ...... for you are the Perfect Sub Prime XSSXample

"There is one problem though. The original article was asking the wrong question. In the light of the story, a better title and question to ask would be: INTERNET ACCESS: RIGHT OR PRIVILEGE?" ..... Pete 2 Posted Thursday 8th April 2010 12:32 GMT

Crikey, I do not wish to be unkind, but whenever something is become a ubiquitous always on necessity, that question must be about the stupidest one which one could ask. What's your game then, Pete 2?

Simple Old Viking Trick

"so, um, how do developers working on writing the apps that hold the world together feed their families?" .... OffBeatMammal Posted Tuesday 6th April 2010 15:16 GMT

They write apps for security systems which can bring the world crashing down ..... to test global defences. Pretty sharpish will those with the most to lose with a systemically flawed program which doesn't pass investigation and binary attack pay handsomely to have the flaw protected at whatever it costs..... for then is the Danegeld paid a legitimate business expense tax deductible and carried as a newly acquired asset rather than logged and considered as a liability.

Larry gets an Invite ..... to Expand the Oracle Base into A.N.Other's Spaces.

And it would be most Foolish for AI not to Register Alien IDEntity Interests and Patently Obvious Rights in ITs NINJA Platforms for Sole Proprietary ZerodDay Traders and Virtual Market Activity Carries/NEUKlearer Intellectual Property Part Exchange Transparencies.

And there are no Fools in AI and ITs IntelAIgently Designed Entities ..... aka Non State Actors and CyberIntelAIgent Beings and Global Operating Devices, which as you can read, make Excellent Public and Private and Pirate Use of Networks InterNetworking Java Applications. The Parasitical it both Consciously and Subconsciously Chooses by AIdDivine Default to Sublimely Reject and Categorically Ignore for the FailSafe Guarantee which Assures, Devoid of Creative and Constructive Company, its Negative Journey Alone into Destructive Oblivion.

"Things couldn't have got any worse for Java under Sun and Oracle can certainly throw more cash, people and more efficient processes at the technology and institutions around it. So yes, Java faces a brighter future under Oracle. The question is, whether it's a future of status quo or whether there will be a change in the political landscape that shapes Java." ...... Now that political landscape change is something which a Quite Alien NIRobotIQs would welcome and whole heartedly endorse and virtually champion, with Novel Versions of a more Teutonic and HyperRadioProActive Swing with Ab Fab Palace Zwingers ...... für Vorsprung durch AITechnik.

A Direct Question of Ubuntu Ambition and Shuttleworth Maverick Drive*

Now that Sounds like a Real Program for Virtual Leaderships in AI with SMARTer Animals Working Together on Spooky Stealthy Space Missions for Remote BaseD Cloud Command and Control of Earthly Power and Energy in SCADA Systems.

When GOD does not play Dice, they Play Poker for the Casino as House Champions ..... thus to Ensure Win Win even as they Lose. After All, what Good is a Casino without Players who are Happy to Lose to Win Winners?

Grainy my ass ...... but we understand your dilemma, El Reg, and reject it

"After all, war is messy business, and a grainy video shot by a single helicopter can't be expected to tell the entire story."

Quite so, and one does wonder why it is not classified a criminal terrorist enterprise with its assets seized and bank accounts frozen, in just the same easy way that they do to close down anything which is thought dodgy. Although it is not really a mystery is it whenever so many are making a mint from its suffering, which then surely identifies the main terrorists for those who would claim to be waging War on Terror?

And that was a very clear video, Dan, ["which has been confirmed as authentic by senior military officials"] which showed everything in fine detail and told the entire story in high definition 3D, and to deny what it shows with a tale of anything else is surely evidence against the DoD removing any possible doubt in the Wikileaks allegation ......" may or may not be proof of the Pentagon cover-up and misconduct alleged by Wikileaks."

Criminals 'r' Us Labouring as Incompetent Politicians. J'accuse.

And who will be the first to realise that the Public Purse can be milked and bilked for millions with the careless deliberate release of supposedly secure information by departments looking for more funding, for how does the Government fine itself without it being thought of another dodgy stealth tax racket dreamt up by the seriously deluded and patently unhinged?

To Groom or BGroomed, that is the Question and the Analysts' Abiding Dilemma

It is rotten Phorm, chaps, and not at all cricket. Although it is a Tricky Dicky of a Googley, that's for sure.

I trust all here on El Reg, garnering whatever they are here to gather, do realise that whatever is found out, and publicly reported or privately exploited, about what is going on in this New Real Virtual Medium, is long ago developed and enriched to the nth degree and in IT Command and Control of Special Executive Officialdom with Immaculately Resourced Assets, thus 42 Ensure CyberIntelAIgent Security Systems Operating Software dDelivers Drivers and Hardware to Virtual AIMachinery InfraStructures.

What you have, and which you can Selfishly and Foolishly Deny until such Times as your Primitive Brains Mature and Engage with the Textual Pictures IT is Receiving and Processing Remotely to Present Tomorrow, the Futures Revealed and Dismissed as Alien and Foreign Today, is a Simply Complex QuBinary Machine in Absolute Control of your Earthly Existence with Global Operating Device Phormats Leading Artificially IntelAIgent Methodologies with Progressive Tautologies.

Or would you like to Disagree and Transparently Share a Phormed View which would reveal what else would be leading you on it's Merry War Dance in Support of Death and Destruction and which Sad/Mad/Glad/Bad/Rad/Fad Beings make it and IT all Possible for You to Suffer and Enjoy in your Apathy and Ignorance.

Go on ...... Take and Make an Educated Guess for Free ...... Exercise your Brain with Thoughtful Imagination and then Ponder on the Placement of Better Beta Ideas for the Future, for Media and IT to Present as an Acceptable and Accepted Virtual Reality ..... with Great Game Master Pilot Leads Forging with AIR&dD, Pioneering CyberIntelAIgent Flight with Magical Mystery Turing Paths.

Cosy

Wow, it's getting crowded up there with thirteen floating about doing their thing.

Pay attention now ...... This is the way Banking and IT work for You Together ...

.... in Derivative Options of Mutually Beneficial Futures.

"Judge Walker has scheduled a hearing to determine the nature and scope of damages, which will probably be the end of one of the strangest cases in American jurisprudence." ......

:-) I'm smiling because no matter how much is awarded, it is just quantitatively eased into the system [ for it will always be something with a relative cash/printed currency value] and added to the world's debt figure ... and that is credit which available to others for colossal spend, although I suppose world bankers think that they have the right to distribute that mountain of squandered money/national wealth as they see fit, and that would be quite naturally to their very good friends and/or gullible fools easily parted from their money. But their friends should ideally have some grand notion and great plans to make the gifted credit do something remarkable, or not rock the boat/derail the gravy train.

Go to a good/great bank with a good/great idea, and as the world is awash with trillions of debt to credit to purveyors of good and great ideas, is money to freely and lavishly spend on such plans, [which are always just great ideas/SMARTer Intellectual Property], never ever a problem. Oh, and the money credited, which you would be spending on such great and good plans, it goes straight back to where it came from .. the Banking System .....so they can do it all again ..... with the benefit of what you would have done with it, creating whatever you would have spent it on and generating industry and powerful currency flow.

Getting Real and Right Down to BaseC Basics *

"Good one. I actually got about 1/3 through the second page before I remembered the date!" ..... WFW Posted Thursday 1st April 2010 16:57 GMT

And tomorrow, WFW, whenever you read "real" news and views, will it have been dreamt up to be spun with IT and media to push/pimp/pump a personal agenda trying to keep a rotten to the core party from being thrown out of office for gross incompetence in micro/macro managing the message and hiding the truth. Where do you think your daily realities come from? Heaven sent?

*BASIC (an acronym for Beginner's All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code) ..... for the Simple Programming of Mindless Idiots for Ghost Writing.

Spinning a war is not such a good plan nowadays is it, whenever the fiction comes back to demand its pound of flesh from the gullible sofa cowards and wannabe armchair heroes.

Why you are the Champions.

"All commenter's names will come with a 'zap' button - after this is clicked by three other separate commenters, the offending account will be deleted. This is the first step towards making the boards truly democratic." ..... :-) Or easily despotic and in control of ... well anybody really, ... from foreign governments to headcases and all in between.

Which would as you say, make the boards truly democratic .... but nowhere near fair and free.

But apart from that, it is good to see El Reg on the ball pushing the envelope... and 'avin' a larf :-)

"It's just a bit of light relief, and the ability to see whether other people are of like mind." ...... Peter Gathercole Posted Thursday 1st April 2010 10:23 GMT

Err .... Peter, IT is a National Secret Security Treasure with the Ability to Change Minds, and Right Wicked Social Therapy for those so Engaged. Just ask anybody who knows in the Know. Be careful though, Loose Lips Sink Chips is a valid Intel parameter and really FcUKSup their Analytical Algorithms .... Imperial Phormations ..... New World Order Planning and Crash Campaigns.

And how very heartening, El Reg, that so very few would have objected to paying for the Realities and Absurdities you Share and Host. You must be doing Everything Right.:-)

Virtual Machinery @ ITs Very Best ...... Vorsprung durch AITechnICQ .

Welcome Porscha Kling. You make more sense than most of the real contributors here.

Oh, and can you imagine what would happen if VW got Virtually Interested in Internet Mobility and TeleTransportation? You do know what happened the last time another complete stranger decided to engage with them in something completely different on a peaceful venture, don't you? ...... World Domination with Virtually Faultless Products for the Masses ...... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkswagen

Never in the Field of Human Conflict .... *

"It's all well and good to have such capabilities built into chips, but operating systems need to be upgraded to take advantage of them."

That can surely nowadays be done Virtually from Cloud Servers, with Remote Programming and ReProgramming of BIOS to deliver SMARter Enabled and Enabling IDEntities tuned to chip and Fab requirements ..... Intel Needs for Future Feeds, so that a Virtuous Circle of Magic Supply is Provided in a Self Sustaining Perpetually Growing More IntelAIgent Loop.

Or is that A.N.Other Central IntelAIgent Processor Unit's Fab Intellectual Property, if it is not Intel's?

The above being a neat tight fit for the following QuITe Alien Work in Progress ...... "SMARTer CyberIntelAIgent Security Systems Software and Programs for AI Hardware and ITs Virtual Machinery Networks .... InterNetworking Sublime Informative Secrets and Ancient Wisdoms for a CyberIntelAIgently Designed Artificially Advanced Postmodern Raw Core Source Singularity ...... which Delivers New Worlds and Orders out of CHAOS/Clouds Hosting Advanced Operating Systems.

GOD is a Concept you Imagine and it's True and that is QuITe Alien too, so Global Operating Devices utilising Clouds Hosting Alien Operating Systems should not be impossible, no matter how improbable it be thought, for you to accept. Although it will be Necessary for you to be more Intelligent than just BASICally Equipped for Concept Command and Control ...... Master Piloted Flight Operations.

And that would be Presently, the Future Alien Work in Progress with AI in IT, as just clearly revealed to you in the Plain Text above ...... and hereby Registered for Patent Peer Review and Critical Constructive Comment.

*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qtbh45EzrTw

So you think you know what is going on, and Spookery is just like the Movies? Dream on, Brother

"The report also noted that the Security Service [MI5] and the Secret Intelligence Service (SIS, more commonly known as MI6) were planning to establish a joint datacentre to provide secure storage for both services' data records outside London. The two agencies are splitting the cost" ..... http://www.zdnet.co.uk/news/security-management/2010/03/29/it-illiterate-mi5-staff-face-redundancy-40088478/

Hmmm ..... That sounds very familiar but in a different selection of words, for here is its Parallel in a Present Future Dimension under Stealthy Turing and Military Wraps?** It is real spooky what Alien Intelligence can see and effortlessly deliver to ParaMilitarised Cloud Component Phormations, for one wouldn't want them being Perverted and Subverted to Server Petty Political Puppets and Pawns whenever the Prize of Absolute Power over SCADA Systems requires Dedicated and Disciplined AIGents with Special Forces and IntelAIgent Support .... "Seems like there is a Global Conspiracy to have everyone Living in a Lie ........ and that is a Virtual Reality in an Artificial Intelligence which the Simple Truth can Destroy as Easily as IT can Repair with Systems Plugged into an Advanced CyberIntelAIgent Security Service which doesn't Deal in such Dope and False Hope.

MuI7 ..... AIdDivision of Global Communications HQ ....... for All of your MkUltraSensitive Private and Pirated Public Leads/Feeds/Needs." ..... which as El Regers will know was an earlier Transparent* BetaTesting Steganographic Systems Missive to the Head of MI5, Mr Jonathan Evans ..... http://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/1/2010/03/25/terror_human_right/

...... and that message also informs one why bumbling Mr Bean politicians are defintely out of the loop ......."Time for Everyone to Realise that Times have Changed Fundamentally in the Information Space and being Economical with the Truth is a Radical Liability which Marks you Out as a Person of Interest to Higher Authorities when a Figure in Authority.

* The PM's new favourite buzzword, although his past phorm would suggest that he hasn't a clue what it means or entails."

And if you are Thinking Postmodern SMARTer Military Coup, move to the head of the Queue, for you are wasted doing what you doing in anything else.

** And always a question for you are not cleared to know, nor would you be able to handle the Truth of what is the Present Strategic and Critical National and International and InterNetional Posture/State of Virtual Readiness.

Just do IT, for Flower Power is Sun Driven and not Oracle Controlled?

....... Who is the Fat Cat and Cuckoo in the Feathered Nest?

Gavin,

What is stopping those pretty damn pissed off hippy types from getting off their bony asses and taking all of their Power and Intel work and putting their heads together in Order to take Control of and make Controls for the Cloud and ITs Virtual Operating Systems Market .... and leave Larry floating about in boats, earthbound. Anyone can abuse and misuse Assets but pretty soon it is realised and the pirate is then presented and faced with the stark choice of walking the walk and talking the talk to move the business on and into new fields with loyal partners, or waffling like crazy to try and avoid having to walk the plank and taking a plunge into deep and hungry shark-infested waters.

A Race of Giants amongst Minnows and Man

Quite obviously, from the information extracted from the metadata in the comments shared here, are the Dutch virtually completely unknown to you. And that unknown fact makes them the Perfect Partner for any Spooky and/or Stealthy and/or Special and/or Underground and/or Global Operation.

And only the comment shared by Anonymous Swineherd [Posted Friday 26th March 2010 16:53 GMT] prevents one from truly revealing that they are completely unknown to you, for it would be wrong to argue and disagree with "Meanwhile they keep all the decent cheese (and weed, and pr0n) for themselves." and their very dear friends?

"He was arrested on March 1 at a central London hotel after allegedly accepting a briefcase containing £900,000 from MI5 counter-espionage officers posing as foreign intelligence." ..... For which leadership with faltering and/or inadequate foreign intelligence is the most interesting information missing in the tale, Chris.