* Posts by Des Gibbons

2 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Jun 2009

WTF is... DLNA?

Des Gibbons
FAIL

DLNA - move along, nothing to see here

I have a media collection on a server I can share by NFS/SMB and DLNA.

Unlike the members of the DLNA consortium I also have kids!

There is no way in the DLNA world to segregate media to different users, now I really don't want my under 12 child watching 18 rated films.

I'll stick to XBMC for now until there is any other hardware player that will work with pin protection for specified directories.

Phorm gets £15m lifeline

Des Gibbons
Paris Hilton

I know a fool and his money are easily parted...

But, really, are the investors really that stupid?

I have an idea I have invented some technology that will allow me to sneak spoken adverts into mobile phone calls. We'll just partner up with the mobile companies and opt all their customers in, sure they won't mind weak willed scum that customers are.

So, down to brass tacks, I have 10 mil shares at £10 a go, form an orderly queue please, no shoving at the back, don't worry if we run out of shares, you can always get some later when we've pissed the first cash injection up the wall.

http://www.twitter.com/ripoffbritain for updates on the 118800 privacy disaster.