* Posts by frank ly

4234 posts • joined 10 Jun 2009

Intel's Atoms gain new (cosmetic) X-Factor

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oops

"That Atoms come in both a C2350 and a C2530 model doesn't help ..."

I nearly sent a Corrections email to tell you that you'd repeated the model number so they were both the same. You're right; it doesn't help.

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Flash flushed: Google's AdWords to convert ads to HTML5 automatically

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Re: Won't fix

If you start seeing ads for lavender oil and kava-kava then you'll know they've got it working properly.

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Europol shuts down darn RAMNIT botnet

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Oh dear

"The NCA is advising people to check whether their computer has been infected by downloading specialist disinfection software, which is available free of charge at CyberStreetWise or GetSafeOnline."

The police want me to download some software and run it on my computer. How do I know this isn't some backdoor to enable the police or the government or GCHQ to spy on me? There is no more trust; they lost mine a long time ago.

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$533 MEEELLION – the cost of Apple’s iTunes patent infringement

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Re: Why Texas?

It's interesting that the linked article mentions a case where a Japanese plaintiff was sueing a Taiwanese company ..... in a court in Texas.

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Elementary, my dear penguin: It's the second beta of Freya

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Re: Huh?

"Barely a mention of what it actually does."

Isn't it just a fluffed and re-skinned Ubuntu?

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Avaya joins SDN club with ONA-nism

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@Richard Chirgwin

Well done on the biblical reference. Can we have some more?

How about a plague of locusts being delivered on Lenovo? Is there a company that has had seven fat years and now may be in a seven lean year period? etc.

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Lenovo CTO: Hey, look around – we're not the only ones with a crapware infection

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A tragedy of errors continues

"The firm hadn't realized that so many of its PCs were used in businesses, he said, ..."

Don't they know who their customers are? Did they assume that 'domestic' customers could be treated as consumers/cows and be milked?

"By the end of this week we will release a more concrete statement around exactly what that means and we're still working towards that ..."

They're babbling stuff that sounds good, from some kind of damage limitation manual.

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Live a day in the life of Jennifer Lawrence: Tell Reddit to delete your stolen nude selfies

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Does her dress have breast pockets?

I may be over-thinking.

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Visa's tokenisation scheme to debut in Australia

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Risk Decisioning?

I can't decide if that's funny or stupidous.

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Porn on Blogger – Google takes stiff action

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Devil

Re: Eye of the beholder

I'm already doing it, as a volunteer.

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Why IP telephony is about more than just saving money

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Headmaster

Re: STOP!

The word is 'Dalek'. (Davros' Augmented Levitating Exterminator Kaled)

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OLPC spin-off teases modular 'Infinity' computer

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Re: ~ara ara

From the website:

"Modules conform to open standards, already in use by a variety of major manufacturers."

However, that doesn't mean that 'One Education' haven't got 'registered design' or whatever classification for their particular implementation of those standards.

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Net neutrality crunch poll: Americans want to know WTF it is

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A prediction

"74 per cent of Americans are unfamiliar with the term "net neutrality" or what it refers to"

70% of them will remain in that condition.

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Be your own Big Brother: Covert home spy gadgetry

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re. 'Casio' and 'Pure' items

I'd imagine that Casio and Pure are not exactly happy about their good names being used in this way. However, I believe that as long as the customer is made aware of the true nature of the equipment (which they obviously will be), then Casio and Pure etc. can't do anything about it.

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Want a MEEELLION-year data storage? Use DNA of course

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Yes, but

"... DNA storage density is one million gigabits per cubic millimetre, ..."

How do you know which tiny group of tiny glass spheres contains the funny cat video?

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Australian ISPs agree to three-strikes-plus-court-order anti-piracy plan

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Is it possible ...

.. to spoof the IP addresses of Australian government buildings?

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What's the hot domain dot-news? Er, it's .news

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Wait a minute

"That has promoted applicants for the same name to go to private auction where the proceeds are shared equally between the losing parties."

Isn't that 'auction rigging' or some similar crime?

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Ads! People! love! ads! in! their! apps! Please! use! ours! cries! Yahoo!

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@P.Lee Re: Fuck ads and all who serve them up

You might be interested in 'The Lawnmower Man'.

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So long, Lenovo, and no thanks for all the super-creepy Superfish

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@Iain Thomson

" ... It'll be sad to let go of my laptop when it reaches end of life, ..."

My ten year old Acer Travelmate 8000 (15" 4:3 matte screen) was very much revitalised by an SSD drive with Linux (Mint) installed on it. It's now the computer (out of four that I have) that gets the most use. I'd recommend it, give it a try.

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The Order: 1886 – Round Table gaming's all right on the knight

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Romantic Myth

"... their own elixir of life, Black Water, which seems to be the blood of Knights who have drunk from the Holy Grail, ."

There are many strange stories about coffee.

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(Re)touching on a quarter-century of Adobe Photoshop

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It's good, yes

Photoshop Elements was bundled onto a Windows 7 laptop that I bought about four years ago. I think it would have cost about £50 if bought separately at the time. I remember that the photo catalogue and workflow tools seemed to be very simple to use and effective and would have been a good reason to have it. Before that, I used to use an old copy of Paint Shop Pro; before Corel bought it and ruined it.

Now, I use GIMP because it's free and does everything I need it for, in my techie-hobbyist way.

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HOLY SEA SNAILS! Their TEETH are strong enough to build a plane

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Re: Back to nature

If you want mixed units ......

"Professor Asa Barber, who led the study, told The Independent: “The strength of limpet teeth is, on average, 4.9 GPa – that is like trying to break a piece of spaghetti with 3,000 bags of sugar. "

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Hello Barbie: Hang on, this Wi-Fi doll records your child's voice?

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Re: The privacy policy says it records video too?

I wonder what sort of videos the police would find if they raided the company's servers?

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Prawn cocktail offers hot new way to make solar cells

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Yes!

All we need now is a way to weaponise limpets' teeth then we can use chitin solar cells to power them, then ....... Oh, I'm sorry; I went into mad scientist mode.

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Hoping for spy reforms? Jeb Bush, dangerously close to being the next US prez, backs the NSA

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Half baked Hilary?

"There is no doubt that we might have gone too far ... "

No doubt .... might have ....?

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Inside GOV.UK: 'CHAOS' and 'NIGHTMARE' as trendy Cabinet Office wrecked govt websites

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@SRS

Paypal went big/modern/simple some time in the recent past, but thank goodness they had a link that took you to the original style site. I assume that was the sort of example you were looking for ;)

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IT knowledge is as important as Maths, says UK.gov

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Ahhhh, you don't understand how government works.

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Linux kernel dev has gone well and truly corporate – report

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Re: Snowballing

All good of course. Does it actually install all the drivers on your machine or does it only install the ones that are needed based on the hardware it detects?

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BLOOD STAR of the NEANDERTHALS passed close to our Sun

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Re: Flares would have to be HUGE to be visualle impressive for Neanderthals

You have a flair for off-the-cuff jokes.

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Jamie Oliver serves up steaming pile of malware

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Shuttered?

I had a look at eponymous.com and it's just a static page with barely any content. Nothing to do with Jamie Oliver at all. Has it been closed down or something?

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First HSBC, now the ENTIRE PUBLIC SECTOR dodges tax

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Re: Two things

It's a meaningless monetary merry-go-round. I wonder how much is spent on administering this 'set of rules', updating it and developing computer systems to keep track of it all?

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Torvalds turns to Sir Mix-A-Lot for Linux versioning debate

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Re: Running out of digits?

This standard model human gets severe cramp if he tries some particular 'binary number' representations. I am getting old though; ah well.

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Hey Apple - what's the $178bn for? Are you down with OTT?

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Human nature?

"... with Apple engineers apparently upset by being leapfrogged by former Beats employees."

We need you, with your technology, abilities, skills and experience, but you have to realise that we're more important than you and deserve the juicy positions and salaries.

I've heard and seen that sort of attitide in many places.

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Apple drives itself round bend: PITIES THE FOOL who inks deal with carmakers – source

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Re: Dark secrets in Cupertino...

Wheels have very rounded corners.

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Gullible Apple users targeted by bogus order cancellation scam

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Re: Thin line

I've often considered setting up a simple spelling-n-grammar correction service. Along the lines of "Send me your specialist e-mail or document, with a Bitcoin payment. I'll correct your spelling and grammar then send it back to you." P.S. Advice to scammers: don't start your e-mail with 'My Dear'.

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Vint Cerf: Everything we do will be ERASED! You can't even find last 2 times I said this

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Re: Rince and Repeat.

Rincewind? I'm sure Terry Pratchett's books will still be around in 100 years time.

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IBM says dating apps can give you a nasty infection DOWN THERE!

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"... man-in-the-middle attacks, ..."

I read that as '... man-in-the-piddle attacks, fisting and cross-dress stripping ...'

Yes, I will be alone on Valentine's Day. How did you know?

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You'll NEVER guess who has bought I Taught Taylor Swift How To Give Head dot-com

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Re: TS went down on me

"... & her wig fell off ......", yes indeed.

Have you noticed her throat? Adam's apple?

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Death knell for Windows with Bing, licences carved up

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Re: "Death nell" not so much

That would be the poisoned oranges. You have to watch her all the time.

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Hear that sound? It's the Windows XP PC bubble popping

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Re: For me it's older Xeon workstations.

Yes, I got one (dual quad-core 3GHz with 8GB RAM for £185) and very nice it is too. However, there is a strange problem with many T5400 motherbords (which happened in mine after three months regular use) in that they can develop a fault where on restart, but before booting from the HD, they hang up with just a flashing cursor showing for 5 minutes before proceeding to start up as normal. After trying three replacement motherboards from a local PC-recycler-seller, I found that this was a common problem. I won't go into details but I think it's caused by repeated mains power cycling, which is the sort of thing you do when you get a second hand machine and start fitting bits to it and generally messing around with it. In 'normal' use in a commercial environment, this doesn't happen to them.

I've seen reports of problems with an identical description on various forums.

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Jeb Bush, the man who may lead the US in 2016, dumps Floridians' private data on the web

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I've often wondered

Would it be worse to be ruled/governed by an evil dictator or by an idiot?

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Data retention: It seems BORING ... until your TV SPIES ON YOU

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Re: How can Samsung be so aggressive and yet so naive in this post Snowden world?

"Why? Because [Hackers,] Security Agencies, Police and the Rogue Elite, are going to find ways to access leaky TV data and use it against us in ways it was never intended...."

You answered your own question :(

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Re: Before someone writes "block access to the Internet via the router" please consider...

"A blocker is placed over the cable to stop users connecting their own router or inserting their own along the chain."

If an ethernet cable comes out of it, you connect that to the upstream port of your own router; surely? Or is it a very devious arrangement?

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Boffin the boffin and his boffinry pals in double dwarf super-prang alert

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Re: how did they resist

"... William Herschel, the man behind Uranus"

Resistance is futile.

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Brit boffins want £50 million to launch exoplanet observatory

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Light from a star

"Tinetti adds that a platform outside Earth's atmosphere is needed to conduct this kind of analysis, since the light filtered through a planet's atmosphere “is only about one ten thousandth of the overall light from the star”. "

I assume this is about infrared attenuation due to water vapour in the atmosphere?

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Linux 3.19 released for your computing pleasure

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Good enough - ship it

"... there are still a couple of bugs in this release but they were pretty obscure so “... while I was tempted a couple of times to do an rc8, there really wasn't any reason for it.” "

Is there a desperate need to meet a deadline? Does a major contract demand delivery?

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Taking a look at Luna: the smart bed that knows your sleep secrets

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@BillG

A person might say something in their sleep that indicates they should be subject to further observation, so it's important that the NSA/GCHQ/etc can collect the sound recordings.

Similarly, disturbed sleep of a particular pattern could indicate serious health problems, so this should be used to unlock the door to allow access to emergency services responders, paticularly for older people or people who live alone.

All this would be subject to appropriate oversight of privacy and personal security considerations of course.

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California Uber Alles: Google wants to become the World Privacy Court

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"US English, rather than UK English"

Thats US-English rather than English.

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Snowden leaks LEGALISED GCHQ's 'illegal' dragnet spying, rules British tribunal

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The ruling 'against' them ....

.... says that it's now ok to carry on doing what they have been doing. Foam rubber dentures!

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Helium HDD prices rise way above air-filled spinning rust

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Re: How do they keep the helium in?

I think I read (can't rememebr where, it may have been speculation) that there's a small metal bellows (like an accordion) with a case breather hole leading to one side of it and the helium filled innards on the other side.

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