Could you write a shutdown script that warns you if you have open files? (I know you shouldn't have to).
4238 posts • joined 10 Jun 2009
Apples and Registers
"As a search term, Apple Inc. returns literally thousands of hits on the FTC site."
So do Microsoft Inc and Google Inc and also The Register. Is this guilt by association?
Re: Sat at home playing games?
Some of us know how to have fun.
We need better writers
"... regulation is out-of-touch and can be better explained with printable image cards."
If a 'regulation' is written so badly that it can't be easily understood by a competent person who makes an effort to read it, then it needs some serious rewriting.
"Hello, could I speak to Mr. Semtex please?"
Wait a minute, black helicopters are landing in front of my house!
Re: Three in Touch versus Home Signal
You seem to be missing cynicism, distrust and paranoia. Don't worry, they all arrive eventually.
Re: Did I miss something
Here, let me take a video of your watch face because it looks so cool and I admire it so much.
Nothing new under the sun
"... nervous fibres were wound tightly about a central core which itself unfolded as the cable stretched."
They invented the telephone cord :)
"How do they get the rats to read the alphabetical chart to test their eyes?"
They probably made a calculated assesment based on theory and definition:
(Until I just read that, I didn't know what "20/20 vision" actually meant.)
"... the odd orbits we've selected ..."
I hope they were selected because they're useful/sensible/logical?
Not a realistic test
If that plasma cannon it has mounted on top had been charged and enabled, those boffins would have been toast.
Wouldn't the user notice
When their phone made burbling noises?
"The twice-breached company says security "remain our priority" ......"
Is this just a cosmetic PR statement? Lipstick on a pig, etc?
Re: What the hell is an Emjoi?
Yes, but newer, brighter, more relevant and more flexible; adaptable to your lifestyle and aspirations.
This is going to keep happening until companies and their directors are kicked hard in the wallet when it does happen.
"With Hollywood hard-balling (all the way up to wanting VPNs to be banned in Australia) ..."
That is amazing arrogance and sense of entitlement. If they don't like it, they should refuse to market their tat in Australia. I'm sure they'll be sadly missed.
Getting a good cup of coffee?
I make coffee at home by grinding some beans (Talylors of Harrogate bought from Asda) then using a cafetiere (french press) for a three minute brew with very hot (not boiling) water. I put a small amount of Nescafe non-dairy whitener in it and I find it to be delicious and smooth tasting. People I've made coffee for in this way say it's a nice cup of coffee.
Whenever I buy a coffee (cappuchino or americano or whatever) in a cafe or restaurant, it almost always has a harsh taste and a bitter edge to it. This includes small high street cafes as well as the well known chain outlets. They use an espresso machine then add milk or hot water to the 'shot' to make the coffee.
Are they using cheap beans, is the water too hot, is there residue in the filter/pipes, .......?
Many people I've spoken to, who make 'proper' coffee at home, by whatever method, say that they have the same experience and do not buy coffee in cafes for this reason.
For the duration of the journey? Or maybe plastic as mentioned in the article, or lead .....
I'm too old for this
I've been away from Windows for two years having moved from Windows 7 to Linux Mint. I tried the Windows 10 Technical Preview and it was like an alien world. I tried to mount/map my network storage devices and it saw them but I couldn't access them. I never had any problem like that with Win XP or Win 7 or with Linux. I managed to install Firefox and I tried to make a 'shortcut' but it asked me if I was sure I wanted to run it every time I clicked the shortcut icon. I gave up at that point.
@chemnerd Re: I just love it
It couldn't get any worse in my experience. Maybe I was expecting too much. Bluestacks was much better but is Windows/Mac only. I haven't tried Bluestacks under Wine yet - any advice anyone?
"... to help Bill Gates sell his services ..."
I don't know how old the author is, but things have moved on quite a bit.
Re: Hatters Will Hate!
I was waiting for someone to notice and say it.
Re: Dear engineers,
Did you accept and install all those updates to 'improve your experience'?
Re: No poll here
I'm only allowing scripts from theregister.co.uk and have full adblock running; I seemed to have no problem submitting my answer to the survey. Are you blocking third party content from regmedia.co.uk or theregister.com? Are you logged in?
If you have lots of fixed low power mains powered items, it's often worthwhile to fit IEC (kettle lead) mains plugs on them and get an IEC connector strip or two. These are readily available on ebay. This saves a lot of space and the leads come out vertically, which helps with space saving and lead stess.
I also use a TP-Link 5-port switch for any group of two or more items that need a network connection because the cost is less than that of a HomePlug adapter. I recently upgraded to Solwise AV500 and the major factor for speed seems to be my mains wiring (especially downstairs to upstairs, going through the fusebox, with old fashioned fuses) since the speed increase is not much over the old 84MB/s ones I had.
The eye of the beholder
Many years ago, (the best parts of my life are way behind me) I made a quick visit to the toilet when I arrived at a 'hip' restaurant-bar for a meal with friends. On the wall was a framed photograph, of a close-up of a human eye and my immediate impression was of an old sun-weathered farmer staring at me. The skin was wrinkled and the eyebrows were ragged; he had a large tear duct and the eye itself was remarkably clear with healthy blue iris and no blood vessels in the white of the eye. A very 'arty' picture, quite nice.
I mentioned it to my friends as we had our meal. I was told to go and look at it again and turn my head ninety degrees to the left. It was an artificial eye in an unusual setting.
I come here for the occasional but regular gems. (I enjoy digging.)
Re: someone should try explaining to Rand Paul
"... shooting a router with an assault rifle. Free the packets."
Those routers constrain packets and force them to go to certain places. That's not freedom.
"This is pedantry!"
"THIS IS THE REGISTER!!"
Re: "We've productised our research in two ways"
I think 'productionated' has a more snappy feel to it.
I found the IT crowd's porn stash
Many years ago (about 1996), I would pass away rainy lunchbreaks by exploring the company network by doing directory traversals, up from where I was to where I probably wasn't supposed to go. (As someone who wasn't an 'IT person', even I was amazed at how lax that was.) One day I found a stash of soft-core porn (beach 'n' bikini and some lingerie stuff) in a mapped drive that seemed to be an IT function area. I quickly got out of there and made a mental note never to go there again.
A short time later, word went round that people were using too much space for personal files and it had to stop (e.g. personal letters, domestic spreadsheets, etc.) Individually they may not have been much "but it all adds up you know and it's really not what you're here for", as the local IT manager told us with a wagging finger.
I quietly told him, "I'll delete my spreadsheets and Visio drawings when the hundreds of Megabytes of soft-core porn is removed". He said "What?!", so I took him to my desk and showed him the collection. He made snorting noises and stormed away. The porn cache had gone by the next day and I was never asked to delete my 'personal' files.
"The BND helped the NSA with spying on European ministers and enterprises, without anyone in the German parliament being aware of this.
BND bosses didn't pass on their findings to the Chancellor's Office ... "
The security services of a country acted against the interests of that country and its close allies while keeping its activities a secret from its own government. How weird is that?
If somebody who worked for me did that to me, I'd drag their sorry arse over hot coals before booting it out of the door; unless of course they had some serious deep dirt on me. Hmm......
Re: Am I the only person in the world
As well as sensible paranoia, I like to keep the battery charge up rather that drain it for no good reason. If I want to check e-mail, I'll turn mobile data on. The last time I tried to use free WiFi, I saw banner adverts for the WiFi provider across the top of the screen on every browser page.
It's been done before. (Of course it has).
Nice picture ....
.... but it has no precious things inside.
Well done ....
.... on choosing a picture that relates to the subject also takes care of the "IT?" question. (You see, I do read and remember the articles you publish).
Re: Every schoolboy's favourite dino?
When she first met him, she said she liked his 'boyish nature'. So he kept it and worked on it.
Re: anyone else watching that...
Did you see the brown splodge that appeared at the upper right of the picture at 1:45? It disappeared at 2:45 so I thought "Who cleaned it up?!"
Re: Time for a Register checklist?
"7 is it free of links ....."
Especially the ones that have a long 'random' alphanumeric string that is obviously intended to flag the fact that it was _you_ who clicked the link.
I was hoping for salacious stories about orgies at Goldman Sachs. This is more worthwhile though.
Hold on there
"The lawsuit claimed the company should not be allowed to block ads on websites owned by the plaintiffs: Zeit Online GmbH and Handelsblatt GmbH."
Adblock Plus doesn't block ads on websites; it blocks ads on user's browser displays. That's why users install it. Anybody who _wants_ to see the ads can still see them if they choose to do so.
Bearing in mind the first comment, I will have a look at Privoxy.
Wait a minute
"PGP isn't a good comparison, [as] Metasploit Framework is still open source and available globally," he said in a Twitter update.
Apart from a name change, isn't 'PGP' open source and available globally?
Re: curs ewe use less spell chequer
I watched the film (to see what all the fuss was about) and the dictator did have some assignations, with some lovely ladies.
"MLC and TLC flash state is worked out from the amount of current that passes through the cell, with a charge level corresponding to a state."
It's discrete analogue storage!
That fireman was LUCKY
"... so you can privately send your appreciation for the salted caramel without any barriers."
It seems that the world has become very trivial. When did this happen?
Would it be worthwhile to have cold air input delivered from floor mounted access points to an underfloor cold air duct? Similarly, the hot air outlet could be coupled to an overhead manifold that would take the hot air away. If the cabinets all have standard footprints and spacing, then a line of screw-cap covered access points wouldn't be difficult to plan or be inconvenient.
commit "a sexual act on a tree"
Is this illegal because the tree can't give meaningful consent?
Re: quadrifoglio verde?
" ... It means Cloverleaf, ..."
Doesn't it mean specifically 'four leaved clover' or is Italy full of the four leaved variety?
Truly testing an economic theory or model would be very expensive and time consuming. It would need control by governments and involve an entire country or region and take many years as well as having a bad potential downside if it didn't work out. That's why ..... oh....