* Posts by frank ly

4194 posts • joined 10 Jun 2009

UK.gov confirms it's binned extended Windows XP support

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Appropriate picture

Old and dirty, fraying at the edges, in use beyond its reasonable lifetime expectation. But hey, it still does its basic job if you're prepared to put up with it and you don't have the time or budget to replace it.

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Unicode wonks are bringing home the BACON, as an emoji

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Re: RTOFL?

Read The Original F****** Literature ?

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Web tracking puts lead in your saddlebags, finds Mozilla study

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Re: A revelation

Also, use the Request Policy plugin for Firefox. This blocks any attempt to download third party content whatsoever. A few simple mouse clicks via its status bar icon will let you have fine detail control over whether to allow such content on a temporary or permanent basis. It's easy to use and understand.

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Internet Society of Australia changes name to Internet Australia

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Hello, I want to complain about my download speeds

"... a necessary part of the process of making Internet Australia more easily recognised and understood in the wider community that we seek to influence and assist".

So the first thing they do is a name change that makes them sound like an ISP.

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Putting your schlong into the reel-to-reel tape machine is a bad idea

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re. title

Wow and fluffer?

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Is your career lacking growth? Become a porn inspector! Hint: It sucks

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Meh

"Are you prepared to finger the "delete" button on images of genitalia or breasts? Bear in mind you will need to go through tens of thousands of images a day so that means no lingering ..."

No lingering while fingering? Sounds like a cheap and rushed production.

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GDS to handle Govt payments? What could possibly go wrong?

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“Government as a platform”

I'm sorry; your payment fell into the GaaP.

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New relay selection fix for Tor to spoil spooks' fun (eventually)

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Hmmm

"... the service is often used by the security services and law enforcement when they wish to use the internet anonymously. "

Ha! If they weren't doing anything wrong, they wouldn't need to be anonymous. Isn't that the argument governments (and their agencies) use?

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Xiaomi greets MediaTek with a handshake, Qualcomm feels awkward

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I can't wait

"... LTE-A Cat 6, which theoretically offers 300Mbps."

That would use up my monthly allowance in 27 seconds.

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Adult FriendFinder hack EXPOSES MEELLIONS of MEMBERS

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Phew

"Email addresses, usernames, postcodes, dates of birth and IP addresses of 3.9 million members have been exposed."

'Junk' email address, not quite true personal details, VPN - I'm safe.

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Heroic German rozzers rescue innocent lamb from sordid brothel

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German Law?

"Those conditions did not include being inside a brothel, said Die Polizei."

Everything that is not permitted is forbidden?

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NASA plots interplanetary cubesat swarms

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Does anybody know ....

.... what battery technology they use for the very cold environment of space?

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Hacker launches ransomware rescue kit

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Procedures

"... some ransomware will quietly encrypt and decrypt data on-the-fly for months in a bid to spoil backups."

Regular sample recoveries are a good idea.

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Mobiles at school could be MAKING YOUR KID MORE DUMBER

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Extrapolation

"As to whether parents should ban the mobile phone at home, Prof Beland told us: “I cannot answer this question with our data.”

Meanwhile, a Daily Mail columnist and wife of a senior UK politician has made the obvious connection that seems to have eluded these so-called scientists.,

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/sarah-vine-says-allowing-under-16s-to-use-smartphones-is-just-as-toxic-as-underage-drinking-sex-and-illegal-drug-taking-10262894.html

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Google DOG WHISTLING fails to send URLs across the room

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Re: Love it.

Be very wary of anyone who can whistle complicated tunes quickly.

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The Internet of Things becomes the Game of Thrones in standards war

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IoT as GoT

Will there be any controversial sex scenes?

"Wijgergangs also highlights another advantage of the Z-Wave spec - by using the 900MHz frequency, rather than ZigBee's (and WiFi's and Thread's) 2.5GHz frequency, the spectrum is less cluttered. And that can translate to significantly less power usage as it reduces the number of retries needed to send data."

So, if every (future) device uses Z-Wave, there's your messy orgy right there.

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Robocalling Americans? That'll cost you $1.7 MEEELLION

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Re: And they immediately take no notice.

It sounds like you need to take out an injunction against your wife.

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Apple patches FREAK-ed out Watch

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Re: Virus free!

Mine is a 'Limit' watch, £9.99 from some high street retailer. I buy a replacement about every two years after the battery runs out.

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Swedish government wins legal case to seize Pirate Bay domains

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It 'got up again' quite a few weeks ago ....

.... but it's sailed away from .se and took some time to mend its sails.

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We caught Chinese technology spies RED-HANDED, claims US government

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Re: High Horse?

It looks like high.horse isn't registered (yet). It would be great for a forum full of pedantic and didactic discussion on a variety of topics.

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Are we looking at the first domain name meme? Neigh

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It is both

"... some feel it is a long-needed reflection of the actual internet; others that it is a money-grabbing scheme with little real value."

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YouTube Kids 'showed nippers how to make nooses, play with fire'

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Help

I'm now desperately trying to find that spoof WB cartoon that makes fun of censorship. Can anybody help? It's well made and funny!

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Amazon cloud to BEND TIME, exist in own time zone for 24 hours

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Re: What is so sacred about 9,192,631,770?

There would still be an eventual discrepancy because Earth's rotation speed is _continuously_ slowing down. There is nothing 'sacred' about the defined caesium standard, but it is very stable and accurate and easily reproduced by scientists all over the world, which is why it's used.

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You've come a long way, Inkscape: Open-source Illustrator sneaks up

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Re: open source video editor

What about Kdenlive (KDE non-linear video editor)? Does anyone have any experience of it and how does it compare to better known and more widely used applications?

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Blocking mobile adverts just became that little bit easier

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I've raised this point before, but ....

"This would switch the blocking on by default, targeting Google, which the mobile networks want to encourage to share revenue."

Imagine if the Post Office demanded a percentage of the value of goods shipped from Ebay purchases, because "ebay and its sellers are making a lot of money and we should have some of it".

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Ricoh rolls out electrifyingly exciting RUBBER!

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Re: Some Ideas

"Not sure if I need more coffee, ...."

You need lashing with a BOFH Bullwhip; that'll make you think fast.

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Redmond promises even MORE cloudy crypto

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Not sure about this

"To make the calculations, the client’s data is loaded into the secure hardware in the cloud, where the data is decrypted, processed and re-encrypted."

Doesn't that mean giving the 'cloudy box' your encryption keys? Or maybe the cloudy box sends you a key that you use to encrypt your data first, before sending it off. Anyone?

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ALIBABA Vs AMAZON: Let the Global Tat Bazaar war begin

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re. 1688.com

Is this of some significance in the Chinese belief of the meaningfulness of numbers, or have all the 'cool' dot-com names been taken already?

. "Interestingly, Chinese consumers are even buying tea from the UK."

Ah, the cultural imperialist spearhead force of Tetley Tea Folk. The Chinese have no idea what they've let themselves in for.

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High-level, state-sponsored Naikon hackers exposed

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an executable file with a double extension.

Otherwise known as an executable file with a name that might fool people who don't have a clue, such as those working in government, military and other nationally important organisations. How much effort would it take to train people about this?

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Right Dabbsy my old son, you can cram this job right up your BLEEEARRGH

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I though I was ok with names

I worked for four years in a department where a colleague was called Terry Collins. The next job I had, there was a man called Colin Terry. That really threw me.

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Penn State University network sacked by China malware blitz

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Call me cynical

"... a cache of 18,000 Social Security numbers was found on one of the infected PCs."

That sounds like the university was storing Social Security numbers without much security.

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Astroboffins perplexed by QUADRUPLE QUASAR CLUSTER find

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Re: "a ten million-to-one chance of occurring."

Maybe so, but they're all in a straight line! I wonder if it's deliberate.

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The Internet of Things: a jumbled mess or a jumbled mess?

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Re: Really!

"... intelligent assistants of various sizes ..."

Children can be useful and are sometimes great company.

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Facebook tips India and Pakistan into NUCLEAR WAR of words

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Re: Rock and a hard place

In situations like this, just mark the entire region in a grey colour labelled 'Here be tigers', which is probably true in this case.

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BUZZKILL. Honeybees are dying in DROVES - and here's a reason why

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Re: Neonicotinoids

Possibly in combination with an unfamiliar mite parasite. Life is complicated, as always.

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NASA snaps first full family photo of Pluto and its five moons

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Re: What happened to Charon?

Charon and Pluto wobble about each other, their centre of orbit being outside of either of them. That wriggling blob in the middle is probably the two of them and all that can be 'seen' at long range with a long exposure. The other moons might orbit around the centre of gravity of the Pluto-Charon combination since their orbits seem to have quite smooth paths in the animation shown.

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Attack of the possibly-Nazi clone parakeet invaders

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The fly among us

I saw four of them in a tree as I was waiting at traffic lights in Houslow (west of London) about ten years ago. They also seem to have a large colony in Kew Gardens, especially noticable in the summer.

I'd assume that the low genetic diversity is because they originated from a small population of escaped pet birds many years ago.

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What the BLEEP? BitTorrent's secure messaging app arrives

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@Credas Re: Works well

Stay away from Linux; it's too good to be true.

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BONKERS apocalyptic WAR WAGONS circle Vulture South

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Re: Where you using a camera on review?

I see large patches of blue sky and objects are casting shadows. That's what we call a 'nice sunny day' in the UK.

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Elon Musk: I'm neither a samurai nor a bastard

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Re: Not an actual rebuttal?

It's the opposite of plea bargaining. You plead not guilty to a more serious charge that you make up.

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DEEPENING MYSTERY of BRIGHT LIGHTS on dwarf world Ceres

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Re: Ceres bright spots iluminate without sun light

I'm glad you signed up to The Register to air your concerns about this obvious failing by NASA. You'll find a warm welcome and a home for calm and rational discussion here.

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Oz gummint to empty another money-truck into e-health records

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"... patients can edit their own records making the information untrustworthy from a clinical perspective."

Do you mean freely edit? No locked fields? If so, I'm amazed.

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Google cloud: rubbish at updates, world-class at rapid rollbacks

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"a world-class rapid response and rollback capability"

Maybe they make 'mistakes' deliberately so they achieve and maintain this. Just a sneaky suspicion.

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Post-pub nosh neckfiller: Cuy Chactado – Deep-fried guinea pig

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It's only a small step from here ....

.... to rat onna stick. Can we have named meat pies as the next article?

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So what would the economic effect of leaving the EU be?

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Economist's predictions

" Depending on the extent of trade policy isolation, the UK’s real gross domestic product (GDP) per capita would be between 0.6 and 3.0 percent lower in the year 2030 than if the country remained in the EU. "

When was the last time that an economist's predictions for fifteen years in the future were correct?

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Ding-dong, the cloud calling: The Ring Video Doorbell

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HD video?

Why do you need HD video to see and identify who's at your door? Surely a medium resolution still picture (maybe updated every second) is all you need.

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Astroboffins eyeball MONSTER GAS HALO hugging Andromeda Galaxy

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Explanations

"... the halo appeared to be roughly 100 times the diameter of the moon."

On a galactic scale, that is incredibly thin, assuming that is an absolute size and assuming that it's 'our' moon they are referring to. Or, does that mean the observed area of our sky compared to our moon .....?

"Andromeda Galaxy's halo is the largest one ever to be eyeballed so near to Earth beyond the Milky Way."

Is there another, smaller halo, within the Milky Way?

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'Photof*cket' men manacled, indicted over Photobucket password-protected pic plunder

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Does this set a precedent ....

.... for NSA staff who access people's private video chats and photo-collections for their own amusement or interest?

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Cop in gay porn film advised to put his helmet away

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I wonder ....

.... which senior officer was watching the video and said, "Hey, I recognise that ... er .... face."

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HORDES OF CLING-ONS menace UK.gov IT estate as special WinXP support ends

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So pleased with themselves

Those behind the deal boasted it would lead to “projected savings in excess” of £20m against “standard” pricing.

Translation: "They tried to screw us massively, but we only let them screw us a little bit."

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