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3392 posts • joined 10 Jun 2009

Gartner magicians conjure technological TUBE MAP

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You could make a similar map for just about any product area or activity or area of study. It would look just as 'good' and be just as 'useful'.

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Microsoft's canceled 'Project Brazil' took aim at Amazon, eBay

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Re: Microsoft, NSA and Brazil

I have to disagree that Ms Brazil is 'FAIL'. She's very pretty and seems intelligent and caring in interviews.

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Suck it Vine: Instagram adds 15-second video clips with fancy filters

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Core values

Actually, at our core is a moving yucky mess with muddy colours. Ahh .... it does work out that way.

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NASA serves up Curiosity's billion-pixel panorama

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It told me 'Click Here' ...

... then told me I'd be installing Microsoft Silverlight and that I needed to have Active X enabled.

I decided not to bother.

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John McAfee releases NSFW video on how to uninstall security code

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That video reminds me why I'd like to be very rich.

Oh yes :)

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AXE-WAVING BIKER GANG SMASHES into swanky Apple UK store

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"...the fashionable North London borough of Islington"

When I commuted to/from the Angel, many years ago, Islington was a dirty, seedy area. What happened?

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Norks taunt, yank Yanks' crank over PRISM: US is 'rights abuse kingpin'

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Re: Pot - Kettle - Black... etc

The argument goes: "Look at what happens to people who live in {country ruled by despicable regime}. We're better than them so you should be grateful to live here."

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Nuke plants to rely on PDP-11 code UNTIL 2050!

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Re: there are alternatives

Wouldn't it be easier to make a hard/software PDP-11 emulator that was power plug and I/O plug compatible with the PDP-11? It would be a lot smaller for a start.

(In the late '70s, as a student engineer, it was my task to boot up a Nova-820 (?) every morning by setting toggle switches and similar retro activities. Ahhhh, those were the days.)

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Google erases G8 venue from Earth: Microsoft doesn't

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Re: Google extortion?

That would be an interesting marketing angle for large commercial concerns that rely on people attending for their profits.

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'Smart ring' revealed by upstart Chinese mobe-maker

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Notice the design of the ring

Full of grooves and recesses; perfect for gathering a yucky mixture of sweat, dirt and dead skin cells. How many true geeks would regularly clean their ring?

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NSA PRISM snoop-gate: Won't someone think of the children, wails Apple

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Children and Alzheimer's sufferers

Is that the iPhone target market?

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HP sacks English employees to bag Scots gov jobs cash

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Anybody who uses 'transition' as a verb ...

should be transferred to a bad place.

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Google launches broadband balloons, radio astronomy frets

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Re: Hang on

Those places may have many sources of those signals, but they don't have thousands of them continuously operating at a height of 60,000 feet.

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Sony allows hacking of its unloved SmartWatch

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Sony's hacker's guide

Does it explain how to install a rootkit on it?

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Surprise! Intel smartphone trounces ARM in power trials

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Testing a range of mobile phones using software benchmarks, you can probably only measure battery current; unless you do some tricky attachment of current probes onto very fine pcb tracks or chip pins. As far as the user is concerned, the only thing that matters is battery current, which determines life before recharge is needed.

Actual chip power measurements would be useful for high power desktop and server applications where heat production (and dumping) is a very important factor.

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At #guardiancoffee, we can now TASTE THE FUTURE through a PRISM!

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An interesting thing happened

When I clicked the final link, to the review of the coffee shop, on my Asus Transformer, I managed to read the first two sentences before the browser shut down and I found myself back at the home screen. Is this an example of emergent intelligence tryng to protect me, or itself perhaps?

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Apple: iOS7 dayglo Barbie makeover is UNFINISHED - report

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The plan is obvious

Jony Ive and a team of Apple engineers lock themselves away inside Apple headquarters for a week and have pizzas delivered. One week later, they emerge with a 'newly developed' set of icons and maybe some UI tweaks that are well thought out and generally accepted as very good indeed.

Tim Cook announces, "See, we listen to our user's concerns about usability, clarity and compatibility, unlike SOME companies who make changes."

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Badger bloodbath brouhaha brings 'bodge' bumpkin bank burgle bluster

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Re: Bearded activists?

I have one of those shaving brushes, but I bought it from the Body Shop so I'm sure that it (and most) are made from artificial fibres that have been coloured to look like badger hair. Besides that, consider the difficulties involved in combing a badger and gathering the hairs, etc.

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Hmmmm

You seem to be outraged by actions resulting in the killing of thousands of native animals, and call the people responsible, 'pricks'. Just saying.

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Confidence in US Congress sinks to lowest level ever recorded

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@Eddy Ito Re: You have two hand-picked partisan polticians: CHOOSE ONE

According to South Park (Season 8, episode 8), it's a choice between a Douche and a Turd (I strongly recommend watching this episode).

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Who's to be the next Dr Who? Sherlock beats Maurice - says you

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Just a minute

Mickey Smith was not a 'bozo'. He was a hard working and emotionally mature young man who dealt well with just about most situations that came his way. (Am I taking it too seriously?)

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You dirty RAT: Trend Micro spots new Asia-wide attack

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NOKIAN -> Naikon

Did they name it in this way to avoid embarassing Nokia?

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PRISM snitch claims NSA hacked Chinese targets since 2009

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Re: Yeah, but no but yeah

But it's important to create a Faceberk profile with regular innocent/mindless activity, or they'll think you're trying to hide something and put you under closer scrutiny.

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Vodafone Oz launches '100 Mbps' 4G service

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Re: I'll go first - what's the point of LTE?

However, if an area doesn't have decent quality fibre/cable, then the telcos have probably decided it's not worth laying it to that area. So why should a mobile company built a mast there and run backhaul to it?

I'd agree that high mobile data rates are not much use to most people under the present data charging tariffs.

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Scientists investigate 'dark lightning' threat to aircraft passengers

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re. "... electrons and positrons forced to interact.."

Where do all the positrons come from?

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Users rage as Fasthosts virtual servers go titsup... again

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The AntiEadon has arisen in the east.

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You've seen the Large Hadron Collider. Now comes the HUGE Hadron Collider

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What about being turned into quantum custard or superstring soup?

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Re: meanwhile in the texas desert

That's like being Rick Rolled, but much more interesting and relevant.

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Gartner magicians mumble, scrawl upstart's rune on disk pentacle

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It may not be the ugliest ....

"Foundational to NetApp's data protection strategy is the ability to take numerous, space-efficient snapshots without incurring a performance penalty and thus adversely affecting users or applications."

.... but it's one of the clunkiest sentences I've seen recently.

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Whoever recently showed us the secret documents: Do get in touch

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It's the RegisTOR.

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BBC lied to Parliament about doomed £100m IT monster, thunder MPs

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Re: Simple (cheaper) solution?

That's the easy part. Organising, controlling and delivering the content is a very big job.

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Thanks, NSA: Amazon sales of Orwell's 1984 rise 9,500%

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An Orwellian situation?

I have an e-book copy of 1984. I didn't buy it, I downloaded it from a 'well known' website hosted in Australia, where 1984 is legally out of copyright. I was in the UK when I downloaded it. Have I broken the 'law'? What the Gutenberg.net.au is going on here?

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Google inflates BigQuery AaaS

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Does anybody call it 'Big AaaS Query?

I'll start doing that.

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1-in-10 e-tomes 'are self-published'... most are 'rubbish' says book ed

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Can anyone explain ...

... the difference between "unutterable rubbish" and "utter rubbish"?

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Chewbacca held up by TSA stormtroopers for having light sabre

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Have you seen what a light sabre can do?!

They were right to pull him in for checks and questioning.

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US judge revives lawsuit vs Baidu and China

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They missed a chance.

The Chinese Premier was on US soil recently. They could have had him arrested and imprisoned, pending due process and legal costs.

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Linus Torvalds threatens verbal assault on developers' pets

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If he does something really bad, we can call him 'Torvoldermort'

See title.

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Tim Cook: Android version fragmentation is 'terrible for developers'

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@AC 05:32 Re: RIght...

"You bore me - along with anyone else who prefers factual analysis to simple-minded snottiness."

I prefer factual analysis over simple-minded snottiness. So you would find me boring?

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Cisco and iRobot build videoconferencing robot for remote workers

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"AVA enables freedom of movement ...."

Can it climb stairs? Perhaps with a suitable attachment it could press lift buttons?

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NSA PRISM-gate: Relax, GCHQ spooks 'keep us safe', says Cameron

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@Matt Bryant Re: Nothing to fear?

If I remember correctly, it was Michael Hestletine, who when a Minister, signed a document that stated it was ok to withold evidence that would prove the innocence of some company directors accused of supplying 'weapons parts' to Saddam Hussein. The supply of those parts had been carried out with the full knowledge of the UK security services, after the directors had raised their concerns about the contract with them.

His reason for signing the document was, "A senior civil servant told me that I had to sign it."

So, will Ministers act with probity, morality and good intentions?

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Microsoft borks botnet takedown in Citadel snafu

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More information and detail needed?

Microsoft and the FBI took control of many domains. Were these all .com/.us/(.org?) domains and thus under the responsibility of US authorities? If so, they have the legal right to do that, subject to judicial oversight, I hope.

Were any non-US controlled domains involved? If so, did thay have the agreement of the foreign registries involved?

Had the Swiss organisation sinkholed domains under the control of the US or any non-Swiss registrars? If so, by what process? What is the relationship between the Swiss organisation anf the Swiss legal authorities?

How easy would it be for me to sinkhole your domain, wherever you may live and it may be hosted?

I'm sure someone will say that I ought to be grateful that MS and the FBI etc are taking a stand against 'financial terrorism' and stop asking awkward questions.

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Waving an Eye-of-Sauron pulsating mock cock? STOP IMMEDIATELY

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As soon as I saw the picture .....

.... I started thinking about doing inventive (and probably silly) things with a pink Marigold(tm) glove.

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Facebook's first data center DRENCHED by ACTUAL CLOUD

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I thought they'd have used heat exchangers

But no, they draw in outside air. I assume they filter it for dust but that won't stop water vapour. Maybe now, they'll have humidity sensors and do some calculatons to give warnings, etc.

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Apple unveils hints of Monday's new-product announcements

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"... grist ....tea leaves and dove's entrails ..."

You're making a meal of it Rik.

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Boffins develop 'practically free' sulphur-powered batteries

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Re: You spell it sulphur, I spell it ...

"sulphur" ..... "polysulfide" .... hmmm.

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MIND CONTROL HAT makes CHOPPER do what BRAIN says

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Re: And as for the rest of it?

Given that remote flying of a helicopter will probably lead to some buttock clenching moments; perhaps there is a clue there for the simple insertion of some kind of sensor, at least to detect 'danger! danger!' and take appropriate action.

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Leaks point to new mystery Macs 'with Jony Ive's fingerprints on'

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" ..super clear sexting ..... squeak and grunt ..."

That's quite an assumption there. Or does the author have first hand experience?

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Boffins build gesture recognition using WiFi

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Re: Spying

I tried wearing some of those. They're very good for getting rid of any annoying skin conditions.

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Steelie Neelie: Crack down on wicked ISPs so we can Skype

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Why indeed

You have a choice, to read El Reg or not, or just dip into and scan those articles which might interest you.

When an EU Commissioner pushes through laws and regulations, you can't 'dip in' and only obey those which appeal to you.

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Unemployed? Ugly? Ugh, no thanks, says fitties-only job website

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Re: Poll

I'd say he looks like a dumb football jock who is past his best and struggling to make his way in the world.

(Note: In this case, it really is ok to judge a person on their physical appearance.)

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