2844 posts • joined 10 Jun 2009
Re: Cloud cloud cloud. - I like cloud.
Cloud cloud ........ cloud, wonderful Cloud. Cloud cloud ........ cloud, superlative Cloud. etc.
(You know the tune.)
@Steve Re: dedupe
With 4KByte chunks of what is essentially random (encrypted) data, the probability of finding an identical chunk is even less than 1/2^(8*4000) in theory. This is vanishingly (and ridiculously) small. That can't be the technique that Mega uses.
(I realise that in practice, no chunk will be all zeros or all ones, etc; but it will still be a tiny probability.)
I think that the use of the expression 'poaching' gives the impression that large companies regard their staff as farm or game animals. Oh, .....wait a minute.
I was shocked
I went to 500px, looking for harmless pictures of tits and was presented with a spread-legs picture with an offensive title. It's a dangerous internet out there.
@Rich 2 Re: IMAP IDLE?
Big fat 'yes' from me. K9 mail app on my Android is set for IMAP and PUSH on all my accounts and no polling. I get notification of an e-mail within seconds of it being received. How do I know? - I've tested it.
@Lars G Re: She's probably right but
Your comment should be read aloud to every MP who 'moralises' in public.
Re: VAT = Turnover tax!!
"There is a growing claim by tax lawyers ..."
Slippery people put forward slimy arguments. This is to be expected and must be treated with the contempt it deserves. As you say, VAT is a sales tax, only paid by the final consumer (you and me) and is _collected_ by companies, on behalf of government.
"... financial businesses ... cannot reclaim VAT in the main."
That's because they provide services which are not only intangible and not immediately recognisable, but are also often imaginary and unbelievable (see recent history).
I have a business idea
"However, Deep Space Industries is promising an animated video that shows off not just its spacecraft but “a breakthrough process for manufacturing in space”.
The company also claims to be “pursuing an aggressive schedule” for its mining ventures."
I'm working on an animated video of my planned business venture and I'm pursuing an aggressive schedule. If you want to be a pre-IPO investor, you get the right to name certain characters in the video. Send me your e-mail address to get details and a share application form.
"So I haven't come to mock the rotund self-promoter, ...."
You just did. I don't think that making points about a person's weight or body shape is helpful to any serious discussion about their business activities.
(In case anybody is wondering, my BMI is 22, so it's not me being sensitive about it.)
@Moonshine Re: Meh?
He's an engineer!!
"...groundwater-fed lacustrine setting”
I initially read that as 'langoustine' and was quite excited for about a second. Then I used a dictionary.
Re: Doomed from the start
The reason you know this is that your credit card has been talking to your cooker, which is now logged in to premium utensil porn.
But, but, but
They are not 'discrminating' on the basis of the data (it's type, original source, etc), they are discriminating in favour of their own customers, to avoid annoying their own customers. This sounds reasonable and sensible.
If the Postal Service had to use a private (different) courier over part of their distribution network, would they charge their customers extra for that delivery? - no. If the customer had delivery to a PO box and then tasked a private courier to forward it to their home, would they have to pay extra to the private courier?- yes.
I may be wrong here but .....
"Using the microphone and speaker, the two devices beep to each other until the transfer has been authenticated."
The payment processing fee is 0.69%
In some libraries, the books classify themselves; and you'd better not disagree with them.
Can anyone tell us .....
What form of open source license did Google release Android under? Will Microsoft be going after the Chinese manufacturers in the same way as it has with the big name ones for patent fees per unit sold? Does Amazon also pay patent fees to Microsoft?
Given that a smartphone is a consumer device, then even if the license has conditions requiring release of source code during 'redistribution', this will not apply to any Android adaptations or forks that are used, since they are 'black box' implementations. This also means that anyone is free to copy Amazon's Kindle code and make their own clone (I think).
I also have a feeling that Google wouldn't be too bothered since any entrenchment of Android or it's derivatives would tend to reduce sales of iPhone and Microsoft offerings.
Medical researcher finds that medical people are wonderful!
What a surprising result.
@AC 06:59 Re: "...other racist apps, such as a Nazi app..."
No. _OTHER PEOPLE_ would be using it on _THEIR_ photos ....... they'd be making themselves look like me .......
I have to explain jokes now .....
"...other racist apps, such as a Nazi app..."
Apparently, the 'Nazi' apps were actually promoting Nazi ideas of racial supremacy (and anti-Jewish sentiment), and were not 'make me Nazi' apps. I'm not sure how the objectors can conflate the 'Make me ..' apps with outright racist propaganda.
Is there a 'Make me English' app, that gives a pasty white complexion with crooked yellowing teeth, a permanent frown and a bowler hat? If so, I'd be very offended by the use of my image in that way.
"Mercury-rich devices like thermometers and blood pressure meters..."
It's many years since I saw a mercury column blood pressure meter in use. Are they still used much, since the battery powered, electronic pumped-cuff ones are so cheap nowadays? (I paid £15 online for mine and it seems to work just fine.)
More detail on the error budget?
"Reed-Solomon coding was used to overcome interference caused by atmospheric turbulence."
Of the total errors, what proportion were caused by atmospheric turbulence? I'm wondering how well this method would perform if the laser communication was through the 'vacuum' of space over the entire path. Also, I assume that modifying a ranging laser is not the most effective way to give high speed data transmission.
In the future, I can imagine a high orbit laser being used for the 'space' part of the link with a broadband radio downlink to earth. The narrow beam spread of a laser would give much better energy density on the target but would make steering and pointing more difficult.
Try a new recruitment strategy
"It seems that when TSA screeners are shown finely rendered images of air passengers' nude bodies, rather than simple outlines, they tend to linger on each image, which slows the lines down."
If they recruited scanner operators who have been active members of a nudist/naturist club for at least a year, or perhaps retired porn actors/actresses, then the operators wouldn't be fascinated by the sight of naked bodies.
Sow the wind ....
... you know the rest.
Just provide a reliable basic service
"... inevitably out-innovate and reduce operators to the status of bit pipes."
The gas company don't try to sell me saucepans and food to cook. The water company don't try to sell me bottles of flavoured mineral water; they concentrate on providing a reliable basic service. For at least 10 years, ISPs and telcos have wasted money trying to be something they are not. They should pump my data through their pipes and work at doing it well and effectively, so they can make a profit and be content with that.
Tesco Mobile (using the O2 network) provide me with 500 minutes, 5000 texts and 1GB of data for £10 a month on a 1 month rolling contract. If I could find anyone who did it cheaper with a good signal in my area, I'd change to them very quickly.
" ...an office in France with its entrance in Switzerland."
I have an idea for a whacky science-fiction story; suitable for children's television. The stationary cupboard is in Basildon, but that can change at random.
@AC 10:20 Re: @AC 09:14 An unfashionable idea ......
1: I'm not answering the point because I'm asking the question. You say it's too expensive and we can't afford it. (Note: I don't play computer games and consume about 15GB a month. Don't try ad hominem stuff unless you're sure of the facts.) Others say it's vital for our future and will pay for itself in terms of increased productivity and economic activity in the future.
2. You might be right.
3. Another reason why 'it can't be done'. Oh well, I'll stick with 10MB/s down, 1MB/s up for the foreseeable future. I'm fine with what I have.
@AC 09:14 Re: An unfashionable idea ......
You raise good points and I did make the comment hoping for discussion.
Point1: Who paid for the roads, the national grid, the NHS, etc?
Point 2: They could and they might. That would be for planning and discussion and El Reg would do it's usual job of keeping us informed (or inPhormed) I'm sure.
Point 3: Disregarding my tongue in cheek final comment, would it matter who built it?
"Why not simply create an environment ......."
Why not indeed? Why isn't it happening? How the heck did this country ever get a national motorway network, A-road system, national electricity grid, gas grid, water network, sewage treatment system, NHS infrastructure, etc? I am beginning to wonder.
An unfashionable idea ......
If it is vital to the economy and an essential regional/national infrastructure, like roads, then why don't the government plan/make/fund it, like they do with roads? They could then hire it out to ISPs, and if it was worthwhile then a consortium of ISPs may even be willing to buy the completed project from the government.
One caveat: In the UK, BT would not be allowed to bid for the initial laying of this national fibre network.
"Our fellow sci/tech websites seldom allow any external scrutiny of their traffic, ..."
If they've nothing to hide then they've nothing to fear!
I'm sorry; I've been reading the Daily Mail (I found it on a train).
It sounds like PR spin to me
They're just doing their job as best they can. They can't help it.
You can edit posts now. Go to 'My Posts' to see the 'Edit' button under your post. It's active for some minutes after you create the post. I think it deletes the original post to indicate that an edit has been made.
Re: An eco-friendly solution
"...cattle class so that (t)he swine ..."
Ad hoc mixed metaphors are not certified for use in flight.
Re: Ad spend on mobile - Microsoft FAIL.
"... but I'd love to see you find fault with my logic."
"..white elephant around its neck..", "..going nowhere fast, ..", "..left over from Google's and Apple's dinner plate..".
That's not logic, it's soundbites and cliched imagery. It could be regarded as a form of poetry, but not as logic.
@Chris Re: 'We were big softies all the way' - Yeah, right
" ...but the prosecutor says she wasn't pushing for that and thought 6 months would be appropriate. "
That was my point. I don't see how any prosecutor can bring charges that can net 30 years, or more, and then say , "I only expected him to get 6 months and that was what I was asking for". To my inexperienced and possibly naive ears, it sounds like a lie. It certainly beggars my belief.
'We were big softies all the way' - Yeah, right
"Swartz faced 13 felony charges including counts of wire fraud, computer fraud and recklessly damaging a protected computer, which could cumulatively carry a sentence of more than 30 years."
Those don't sound like low-sentence, low security prison crimes. Could it be that somebody is lying?
Pictures or it didn't happen!
I'm surprised that I'm the first.
@Pellinor Re: Ninja Accountants
I never said that income and profit are the same thing. Try reading my post - see the mention of expenses? The article (and the post) are not about how to calculate operating profit, they are about something else. Try reading the article to see if you can figure out what it is.
" ...that price comes off the UK subsidiary's tax bill as an expense, .."
No. It comes off the profit figure, hence leading to a proportionate reduction in the tax bill.
Also, the US parent would see a profit of 50p for every box sold (minus selling expenses, whatever they could be made to be). The cost of the boxes to the US parent would be booked as an expense hence the total corporate books would show expenses of £1.50 and income of £0.5 (= expense of £1 plus whatever 'buying expenses' they can dream up). So, that expense can be moved to anywhere convenient for the company. Mix that in with licensing deals involving subsidiaries in a different country and no single tax authority can follow what is really happening.
Welcome to the money merry-go-round, where profit and loss are fluid, complex and sometimes imaginary.
How big is BIG?
How big is the 'final cut' when a 4K resolution 90 minute film is stored? What size workspace is needed for doing processing on such a film? (I'd imagine about 3X file size?) The article gives no indication of the amount of data required to work on a project or the total storage that the studio has to work with.
Re: Gay horse
But what if the police horse really was gay? Things can get complicated very quickly.
" ... or glass or quarts."
A quart glass you say? I'll drink to that. Is it too late to apply to be a mission planner at NASA? I've always wanted that job.
"What happens when someone deletes your metadata?"
Isn't that the same as filing the postcode or other identifying marks off a stolen bicycle or car? If not, why not?
Anybody who makes money from such a creative work is handling and using stolen goods and should have all proceeds confiscated.
Re: we're completely over it now
Is it just me, or has it been going around in a climactic battle spiral for the past couple of weeks and slowly not getting anywhere in particular? It's as if it's run out of steam, or perhaps the Foglios are stoking the boiler ready for something special...... ?
Re: IT don't grow on trees, you know, therefore you can fully expect it to be designedly expensive
You are henceforth banned from posting comments on El Reg. The CII directorate have determined that your posts contain encrypted strings that are intended to disrupt the El Reg forum servers. The CII directorate are unable to determine the exact nature and potential consequences of this attack but they feel that 'better safe that sorry' is a good principle, and they need to be seen to be doing something.
Re: And that is why
Yes but, they require a phone to be rooted, which is beyond the ability of the vast majority of owners.
Re: Star Wars is Science FICTION for a reason...
Everything you say is true; but that's not the point. The point is to encourage and to practice methods of analysis in general terms. That way, when something does happen that is outside the knowledge or experience of a scientist, they will have the intellectual methods and ability to deal with it.
"Anyone who is still practising Freudian/Youngian psychology is a quack though."
Quite correct. The genuine ones practice Fraudian/Jungian psychology.
"And who approves these posts?! >:("
Are you new here? If so, welcome. Say something interesting and stimulating, now!
All we need now .......
...... is room temperature superconductive carbon nanotubes. Five more years?
Android Apps for productivity?
I'm a fandroid, (Asus Transformer Tab, HTC Incredible, old Vega, old Wildfire) but I'm not a rabid fandroid and I do recognise the shortfalls of Android and am fed up with the creeping permission grabs of app updated, also mightily pissed of with two recent app updates that broke what I regard as essential functionality. (Fortunately, I have the old .apk files backed up onto my laptop, and other places, using the excellent Air Droid application which also installs .apks over WiFi)
What I don't understand is the totally clumsy method of selecting text on the screen. Do Microsoft have some kind of 'patent' on click-hold-drag to highlight? Android has click-hold to get beginning and end markers around a word; click-hold-drag each marker to the start/end of the text you want; press-CntrlC; click the 'done' icon at the top of the screen. (If there's a better way, somebody please tell me.)
Android is great for consuming content, which was probably Google's thinking in the first place, and I now surf the net and type El Reg comments on my Transformer. The cloudy goodness is wonderful with my data appearing on all my devices - I type my shopping list on the Asus Transformer and it appears on my phone, great :) For anything more than typing short text files, I'd want a laptop or desktop every time, running Microsoft Office (or FOSS/Mac/Linux equivalent). I've tried Polaris, it's a pain and has shortfalls.
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