3515 posts • joined 10 Jun 2009
When I were a lad
I used to play all day with a stick and a hoop and I was happy and grateful for it. Kids nowadays.......
Re: This: ... catch some proper crims
That's hard work and needs expertise and some thought and planning and getting off a fat arse and out into the real world.
"... personalized experiences provided by Cortana."
Would you want to have a personalised experience with an assistant like that?
Re: Non-reflective laptop screens.
Go to eBay (or similar) and get an Acer Travelmate 8000 (or similar). Also on eBay, get a replacement battery and an SSD PATA drive for it, 16GB or 32GB will be fine. Install LInux MInt (or similar). Enjoy using it. I already had the Acer so I just had to get the battery and PATA SSD :)
Re: Better password needed
123456 isn't a prime number so if course it's not secure. (I may be getting confused here.)
Re: So memoryloss, and a very unimaginitive brain is what it takes to become a regreporter?
Would the toothpick/stylus fit into a small recessed tube in the wristphone, or would it be tied to the strap with a short length of stylish string?
After Heartbleed and other similar problems, I'd hope that many eyes are now looking over the crypto and security functions of Linux and its various distributions. At least people can do that if they want to.
Am I correct in assuming ...
... that they use an SMS to send the warning? I hope so.
Re: Someone fell for the autocorrect
You mentioned it. That could be the spark :)
Re: Oo Exciting..
Paragraphs 7-10 explain the differences and the relative advantages betwen virtualisation and containerisation. Nate Amsden's excellent comment is very interesting.
Did this crowd ......
... have torches and pitchforks, or were they brandishing buggy whips?
"... with 12GB of data costing just shy of £1,000 ..."
I'd be happy to charge a roving business person half that rate, and provide a meal and a bottle of wine while they surfed the net using my WiFi. Do I put an advert in my local paper?
The location of the selfies ...
... on the globe doesn't correspond to where they were taken (according to the location placards). I was a bit disappointed.
@Joe 35 Re: Website policy stupidity
I encountered that problem 3 years ago when I tried to pay my (ill in hospital) Mother's phone bill, we were both with Virgin Media. They wouldn't accept my encyclopaedic knowledge of her and her account details. Eventually I drove 100 miles to her house and made the phone call from her phone, thus 'proving' my bona-fides and obtaining details for making a direct transfer from my bank account. I'm surprised that they didn't accuse me of being a burglar who'd broken into her house.
“It’s things like not confusing Eileen with Elaine.”
Whereas Dan, Dave, Don, Dick, Dom and Doug are so memorably different.
I'd be happy to put my old laptop in the DMZ and let CERN use it.
This is very puzzling
Especially the inverter, which has no reason to store any kind of data and from the link supplied appears to have no mechanism for data to get into it; (unless it has a secret built-in Wi-Fi block with data processing and a flash memory store - let's go totaly paranoid here).
P.S. The 'intact' and 'destroyed' keyboard components seem to be two different items.
Re: Once again...
Thank you. Obvious when explained simply and clearly.
Re: Once again...
Could you please briefly explain what 'augmented reality' is and why Google Glass doesn't provide it?
I remember reading about the Durovis Dive, which seems like a cheap and cheerful and clever way of getting Occulus Rift functionality, but maybe not Occulus Rift quality. After those two, I'd have thought that the only other patentable things would be 'software patents' to perform certain functions - cue court cases between Apple, Samsung, Google and others.
"I see that you're disposing of a large metallic 'white goods' item. The appropriate recycling and chemical disposal fee will be automatically added to your council tax bill."
Re: They can't all be engineers and designers
If they were real engineers, they could be creative and kick-ass anywhere. They're not engineers, they're 'user experience imagineers'. (Grumpy old engineer mode: Off. Oh, .. I can't turn it off...)
"Google has also expanded into Sunnyvale ..."
Has anyone figured out what will happen if Googlematter and Applematter meet and interact?
I'd play Lords Of Acid tracks at high volume
It's been a while, I must dig them out of my 'library' disk.
That would be legally difficult, especially in Japan. Maybe they could set up a legally controlled 'special zone' with the herbal produce containers being sealed and then only exported to Colorado and similar places? Even then, it would be a niche product with a high price.
Anybody who is 'sophisticated' enough to use this ...
... and to feel that they need this, would be capable of using a standard encryption utility on a .txt file and sending it as an attachment, surely? The recipient has to be able to decrypt the attachment, yes, but if the recipient can't do that, they are probably not clued up enough to be able to use this service anyway.
Re: There is a problem with these in the USA.
I refill the cartridges of the 'real cig lookalikes' and a 30ml bottle of e-juice lasts me two weeks. If any government did try taxing them then there would be massive smuggling of this liquid.
As you said, the problem with e-cigs, from the government's point of view, is that they lead to a reduction in tax revenue; from the wealthy and influential tobacco companies' point of view it's a reduction in profits. It's not just the people who smoke/vape who are addicted, it's entire governments of major nations.
Re: Did he...
Maybe he thought it was a sperm-bank ATM.
Apparently, if you have a paper published in an ASCE journal, nobody else is allowed to publish it anywhere, not even you. Maybe they should have read the details of the conditions before they submitted it for publication? (The meaning of the word 'submit' might be relevant here.)
Edit: I just noticed that I have to press a button labelled 'Submit'. I give up.
"... its cooler, redder cousin."
Surely that should be 'sibling'?
"started taking a very circuitous route through Hong Kong,"
Re: I don't see this as a problem.
When I got my Nexus 4, the first thing I did was put a matte protective sheet on the screen. I accidentally positioned it so that the edge of the sheet went over the front camera lens. This made my selfies look much better. I can recommend this process.
I watched the video
I'd like to have my time over again and be a NASA engineer. It looks like FUN!! (Then again, I'd probably be on the team that analyses the results and prepares spreadsheets and graphs for middle management meetings; then have to double check and justify the budget projection figures. Reality has always bitten me.)
I liked the custom decor of his welding mask. He pays attention to the overall aesthetic of the event :)
Re: Now this is a proper invention.
That's probably because you only hear about the ones that are worth talking about and developing further.
Re: Surprised they didn't get better results actually
A long time ago, as part of a spa/massage experience, I was rubbed down by a lady who wore a genuine sharkskin glove. It really was like a fine but grippy abrasive paper and suprisingly pleasant. By that stage, my body had been pummeled to jelly and I was too relaxed to care about anything.
A spokesman said ....
"I don't understand your problem; it works fine on MY computer."
re. Meh Labs
I read that as Meth Labs.
Re: Nosey smurf ? Foggybottom ? Gumfish ? Tracker Smurf ?
If Nosey Smurf crashes, GCHQ get a blue screen of deaf.
Summary of Differences
Are there any articles or websites that explain the differences between, for example, Oracle's Unbreakable Linux and RHEL's Linux core? Why do some people swear by Debian Stable and others always use Open Suse? Are the differences too complicated to understand and for me to make logical decisions based on them?
"The data belongs to the individual, not to the company."
In the case against Google, the data was a newspaper report (belonging to the Spanish newspaper) of a court case in Spain and is therefore a matter of public record throughout the EU. There is some very woolly thinking and strange arguments being bandied around in this area.
The 'right to be forgotten' should be about personal photographs and early attempts at poetry, not court cases that you now find embarassing.
Nearly there already
Scotland already has its own mint, for notes at least. All they need to do is make some desgn/colour changes and then a minor spelling change to 'poond'. Job done.
It gets worse
Having bought the three adjacent plots at the back and sides of your house, you then have about five separate adjacent plots that are a potential threat to your privacy and peaceful enjoyment.
re. urine analysis
" ... the people with ... were no less likely to have died ..."
So, they were already dead when they took the urine samples?
Re: ARMed Cows
Thank you for giving me an excuse for this.....
Re: More importantly...
With an Occulus Rift type headset and a sharp blade sticking out of the front of it, you could fly lethal (to the target) kamikaze missions.
At some point, two wires will have to be connected to this thing (or item of clothing) in such a way that all parts of the (super)capacitor have a low resistance path to the wires. How would this be done?
Re: Hasn't El Reg heard of ramraiding before?
I wear steel underpants in case of "perineal robbery" attempts. So far, my precaution has paid off.
" ... the hackneyed cab industry."
I see what you did there.
On the album that followed Bat Out Of Hell, someone had inscribed 'Chicken Out Of Hell' in the same manner. The other side had 'Reeks Of Old Chicken'. At the time, I wasn't sure if that was cool and amusing or just very rude.
Re: leetspeak fail
He might have been thinking about 'pr0nage'.
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