* Posts by Fred Flintstone

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Google maps app is BACK on iPhones, fanbois spared death

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Re: I almost died in Australia

tired of getting calls from delivery folks unable to find my house

- put up signs

- give them your own route description

- move

So many solutions, so little time :)

Microsoft Santa gifts you with 5 critical fixes in Xmas Patch Tuesday

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Re: Preview pane ...

hasn't the standard advice for that last thousand years been to turn OFF the preview pane?

Thank you. You just explained a couple of cave drawings we just couldn't make sense of..

John McAfee on a plane to America

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The brutes have even made him fly American.

Hahaha. I wish I could upvote the article :)

Microsoft's Steve Ballmer named 'most improved tech CEO'

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The clue is in the article..

It bases its company ratings on reviews posted by employees

IMHO, Tim Brown 1 came closest with his employee monitoring system. All you need to add is the technology the US used for the election.

And voilà, finally an explanation why Microsoft became fascinated with touch screens.. :)

The Sons of Kahn and the assembly language of the internet

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Brilliant, just brilliant

Yup, that produced a fair old chuckle.. Borland was also the company that managed to recompile Windows to make it run a heck of a lot faster than the Microsoft version, and - best of all - they came up with "licensing as a book". The latter was far too sensible to catch on in the Microsoft world (although, it intrigues me that many iOS and OSX apps are actually licensed that way, when provided through the App Store it's actually the default).

Muchos gracias, Mrs Stob - that brought good memories :)

Facebook T&Cs vote falls 299.5 million short of quorum

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Re: Facebook Marketing Dept. Response

Yes, but I very much prefer "up vote" - because it also gives me down vote. I like the idea of having ALL options to express an opinion instead of sugarcoated crap..

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Re: Call me a cynic if you wish but ....

I must grudgingly admit that that was actually a brilliant use of their dead accounts - make it look like a decision was "accepted by users".

Time to close my test accounts, I've seen enough. Not worth the risk and time, even as experiment..

Stallman: Ubuntu spyware makes it JUST AS BAD as Windows

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Re: Very weird post respones here....

He is responsible for emacs, and for that he can never be forgiven.

Hahaha, love it. You're starting a new, massive thread all by yourself here :)

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Re: Debian

Why use Debian with a bunch of crap added to it when you can just use Debian?

I think the original Ubuntu concept helped both. Ubuntu was a heck of a lot easier to install and went straight from install to "I have something any end users can actually use" instead of having to piece it all together themselves. So it put Debian in the hands of those who do not have the time to read man pages ad infinitum and tinker under the hood. AFAIK, the Ubuntu crew pushed what they did back to Debian as well, so the original idea of taking Debian and make it an attractive package for beginners was IMHO an interesting, positive idea.

It's a shame it came a bit off the rails.

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Re: So Mint is fine ?

DuckDuckGo is a search engine like startpage.com that preserves your privacy when you search the Internet. The guys who run this have actually offered some interesting interfaces to it and they PROTECT your privacy instead of handing to some profiling outfit, so I'm personally quite OK with Mint giving these guys the business.

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Re: wtf were Ubuntu thinking pulling this stunt?

Hmm, not sure that is fair. I've met him a few times, and he doesn't really strike me as that sort of a person.

Sure, Mark has a profit motive in mind but I don't think it's as self serving as that. IMHO, Mark is seeking to prove that Linux can support a commercial LINUX OS enterprise (as opposed to a Linux USING enterprise, because we've got Amazon and Google demonstrating that on a daily basis) other than the RedHat model. Don't ask me why there should be another commercial vendor, but that was the sense I got from the whole setup, and he did originally come up with a version of Debian that was certainly a lot more dynamic and easy to install, it's only since about release 11 that things started to come off the rails because they seem to have increasingly discarded listening to their users (something you eventually pay for, without exception).

However, I think the deal with Amazon was implemented wrong - if they had made it an option which said "you can support us financially if you install this" I am positive they would have had many willing supporters. Making it a not so easy to remove default was not right, and if they had someone bright for marketing they would have issued a mea culpa already..

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Re: Ubuntu is an ancient African word ...

"using Slackware requires at least ten functioning brain cells"

Hahaha, like it :).

However, the actual meaning does have a "sharing" implication, so maybe this Amazon deal was the plan all along?

New York invites designers to invent Future of Phone Booths

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Re: mmm

But urine has antibacterial properties.....

.. but not deodorising ones :(

That square QR barcode on the poster? Check it's not a sticker

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But do these apps come up with times that are less fictional than the 'countdown' displays on London bus stops?

Sshh - those are beta test randomisers for the lottery..

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But is it really a problem?

Come on, quick show of hands, who has used this feature more than once a year?

I genuinely want to know - I myself have used it maybe twice for the novelty value, and if I'm interested in a product I am more likely to use a laptop (this could change when I finally convince myself to buy a tablet of sorts). However, I really have no idea if someone else uses it. I know marketing types get all enthusiastic when you talk about it, but frankly, I have yet to use a QR code in anger.

Opinions?

New Forum Wishlist - but read roadmap first

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Proposal to settle brand w*nkers..

You may have noticed a post where I threw a virtual brick at yet another "you mentioned make X and I'm a fan of make Y so I'm going to diss your choice for no other reason" poster. Apologies for blowing up, but it was getting irritating.

I would like to propose a novel solution to preserve the signal to noise ratio: a checklist.

If we could make a checklist with the major makes, say, Apple, Google, Microsoft, Linux, Facebook (etc, you get the idea) with an option to name a brand in full if it's not part of the list yet, a selection of products or "generic" and then the relevant denigrating statement (unsecure, cheap, buggy, monopolistic, flat out liers, privacy violators, FUD spreaders), you could generate a shortcode for such messages which someone could link to. So instead of responding to an OSX post with "Apple is for idiots" you'd end up with a reference "A6z" someone could look up if they were really bothered but otherwise ignore. You could possibly name the components in full if no selection existed yet, i.e. lada;unreliable;fool - with a bit of frequency analysis you can quickly spot new trends :).

It's the genesis of an idea, I'm sure the esteemed audience will find ways to substantially improve on this but it would cut out the repetitive (and frankly spectacularly boring) fanboi squawking, and possible corporate trolls (no idea if you have them, but given some posts I'm almost sure of it).

Opinions? Flames? Beer?

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Re: Colours

If you do that I want a <blink> tag too. If my experience of 70/80/90s computing is anything to go by, that idea alone should kill it off almost immediately :).

On a serious note, I do support the idea of a FEW colours, like blue and red, but there is a serious risk it will start to look like the first years of DTP: some people just want to use ALL the possibilities in one post. OTOH, this tends to settle down after a while.

In summary, I can see some people wanting it, but I'm not bothered. I started computing when everything was glowing in uppercase green, so I learned to cope early on :)

White Van Man could become a rolling radio relay

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Re: Article doesn't say what for

what does one need to know from another vehicle in the city?

If it's a Google Streetview car so you get time to comb your hair/pull down trousers/plan a prank?

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I presume..

.. similar challenges exist to what used to be MANET (Mobile Ad hoc NETwork): the mobile node nearest to the mesh exit point gets hit by all the traffic. At least they won't have the battery issue that the portable version of this suffered (exit nodes gets drained first if the majority of the traffic is outside the mesh).

On the plus side, it means they don't need to start from scratch, quite a lot of the thinking has already been done.

Take it or break it: the return of the drop test

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Re: Let's have a little equality at least...

Before we do that, I think we should at least ask the female readers.

Personally, I do find semi-clad males more annoying than interesting (and certainly substantially less, umm, decorative), but as a male I'm probably biased. Only an in-depth survey can answer this question - anyone else for the pub?

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Re: Going for the FHM demographic?

There is always a need for a picture of a semi-naked woman. Irrespective of content. Especially that good looking.

(it's Friday).

US text-to-911 emergency SMS to go live by 2014

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Actually..

.. you reminded me of another category at risk.

SMS will be a problem for those who suffer an accident while enjoying some nasal matter. They will have to somehow manage with one hand if their operative hand has a finger stuck up a nostril to to the third knuckle because of the airbag going off..

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So the fucking morons who crash whilst texting ...

The SMS of those people will read something incomprehensible like "jkhvhgf" because the airbag will ram the keyboard into their face and leave a nice rectangular imprint (with or without rounded corners).

This, of course, will trigger an automated accident alarm because it's obvious what just happened.

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Bandwidth. I'm sure it's possible to develop emergency apps that add more data, but SMS can scrape through where voice no longer carries, and that is vital in emergency situations.

There is one caveat: SMS is a discard service (AFAIK), i.e. the data gets discarded if the cell gets too busy. This use demands a change to that policy, can you imagine the impact if 911 SMS gets thrown out?

2020AD: Space tourists will be FOUND ON MOON

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I just hope ..

.. that "Golden Spike" is not a euphemism for how they will ride it..

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Nah..

.. they have McGiver..

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Re: It's only for the mega-rich,

the thought of them paying to drink their own recycled urine

They're used to that with the beer they serve over there..

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Re: Ryan Air Are Doing It For £50

You know, it must a dream come true for Ryan Air - finally be able to charge for oxygen too..

Major £30m cyberheist pulled off using MOBILE malware

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Dunno. Judging by the tenner in my jeans it's actually easy. You just need to use bigger notes (and bigger jeans).

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What worries me..

.. was the amount of planning involved - this was a 10 stage process. We're well past the fly-by grab-what-you-can idea that most people have of hackers, this heist was the result of a carefully planned, step by step strategy which is in my opinion going to be the trend for 2013.

Microsoft's anti-Android Twitter campaign draws ire, irony

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Re: Just a sign of (sales) sucess....

Anti-malware software provides a 'last line of defense' against a user deliberately running software which will ultimately cause them harm

That's not what anti-virus on a Windows platform is for. It has taken to Windows 7 before you could take a default Windows install near a raw Internet connection and not have infected in well under an hour. That problem never existed for a default OSX, Linux or *BSD installation. The deficiencies in the platform were so bad that it spawned an entire industry which has yet to gain any serious traction on any other platform (slightly mistaken IMHO - I only consider something secure if I have the means to prove it, which is why my MacBook gets a scan every week).

However, a small caveat is required: I have been told that later versions of Windows such as Windows 7 are MUCH better by the owner of a well known anti virus company, and he's one of the few I trust in this business. There *may* thus be hope after all..

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Re: Just a sign of (sales) sucess....

Every company – Microsoft, Google, or even Apple – should have to earn our purchase. Each and every time.

You're in fine form today - who switched on your quotable statements engine? :)

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Re: @Fred Flintstone - #DroidRage

He actually does have a point, though - I went slightly off track there because I was more looking at the pervasive EU law breaking than the anti-competitive activities which I consider a side effect rather than an deliberate aim.

In my opinion, Google created Android not as a competitive activity per se, but as a route to grab mobile market share because it wanted that user data. They have already publicly admitted that Android devices replace the Streetview Wifi sniffing (which implies that that wasn't nearly as much of an "accident" as they claimed). Furthermore, you cannot use Android unless you either furnish it with a Google logon (which means you agreed to their T&Cs) or hack it, which immediately raises questions about it being as "Open" as it proclaims itself to be, but I digress.

The only way to crack an already saturated market is either do something very new (which is what Apple did with its then groundbreaking UI) or something very cheap (which is what Android originally was, building on more or less the same principles that Apple worked out, but with the locks removed because screening meant accepting responsibility for content). Add some "Open Source" sauce to the "do no evil" meme and presto, it started to suck in developers and customers alike.

That that it competed with others was IMHO not a primary goal. Of course, the result was the same, but laws are about intent, and as much as I dislike Schmidt, I am inclined to give him the benefit of the doubt here.

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Re: #DroidRage

In a few years, when Google are being hauled through the courts for anti-competitive practices which make Microsoft look practically saintly,

On the privacy front, that is already starting to happen in Europe..

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Re: #DroidRage

they don't have customers, they have hostages.

You know, I'd upvote your post a gazillion times, just for that single line. Mind if I borrow that?

Oh, and as for a mea culpa for the past: ain't gonna happen, if for no other reason that it could re-launch investigations..

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Re: Oh dear, Microsoft.

which achieves nothing except to alienate people and increase sympathy for the jihaddists

Excuse me? The one most certainly doesn't follow the other. Just because someone pisses you off doesn't immediately push normal people into placing IEDs around town..

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at least when something is installed on Android, you get advance warning of the things it is wanting permission to do

This is actually one of the things I do NOT like about Android - maybe I had an old phone (Xperia) but my experience with denying an app access was that it simply did not install or stopped working, effectively brute forcing you to give permission for what sometimes is flat out questionable access. I personally don't call that permission management, that's blackmail.

On the iPhone, an app will still install and work, just with limited functionality. If I tell TomTOM to keep its fingers out of contacts database it will still work, but I'll have to feed it addresses manually - my choice. Of course, if you deny an app critical resources it's not going to work (the aforementioned TomTom would be pointless without access to the GPS data), but it leaves ME in charge. Even post installation I can change my mind.

I have no idea how things are on a Windows phone, anyone?

John McAfee blogs from Guatemalan jail, says coffee excellent

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Very soon now ..

.. the guy is going to need a wholly different sort of anti-virus ..

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GJail? :)

Fred Flintstone may not have been real but his pet Dino WAS - boffins

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Re: SI units!

They should actually be in El Reg units, but I think we need a perma link for them (can't find them at the moment)..

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Er, what?

Fred Flintstone may not have been real

Excuuuse me ?!?

And that artist must have been colour blind :)

Slash A THIRD off Surface RT price or it's toast, Microsoft told

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Re: Another in the line Kin, Zune etc.

When will they learn?

When the money finally runs out. Which, given how much they earned over the years, will not be for a while yet, even after buying new chairs for Ballmer's office.

Start the clock! Public sector web MUST be disabled-friendly by 2015

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Re: cheaper?

Actually, this one has been hanging around for quite a while in various disability laws.

If you really *need* another argument, making a site accessible for people with impaired vision tends to result in better mobile accessibility too..

Wi-Fi routers able to manage bandwidth by app are offered

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That's port based. What this lot is talking about is detecting the application behind the traffic, so changing port number to cheat on such a mechanism is not going to work.

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Fingerprinting coming of age

I can remember when Fyodor introduced this in nmap to identify operating systems and a couple of more entertaining people busied themselves with hacking network stacks to mess it up.

It'll be interesting to see how long this will last before someone cooks up a method to bypass it, and make that "rock star" Gary Glitter..

Chinese student fails job interview because of iPhone

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Re: In the UK...

I remember being lambasted by a manager for not answering my mobile phone late one evening

You have just listed the sole redeeming feature of a Blackberry (which has now made it into the iPhone in the form of Do Not Disturb): you could tell it to switch off by itself in the evening..

Littlest pirate’s Winnie-the-Pooh laptop on the way home

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Re: I don't get the uproar.

My problem is that I don't have enough facts to judge if there was a genuine infringement, or that the "settlement" was achieved by the parent being threatened with a long battle in court if they didn't settle.

Given the kind of *cough* evidence *cough* used in those cases I find it not unreasonable to suspect the latter..

Facebook invites users to vote away voting rights, some privacy

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You have to admire the vote engineering..

(side remark) As I said in another post it's an A-social network, but the "A" is silent.

I must admit to some grudging admiration for Zuck here for his (a)social engineering. He knows full well he has a vast amount of dark accounts on the service, so he uses that.

Otherwise he would have asked for 1/3 of accounts to AGREE to the change, not DISagree. After all, there is an established contract, so it's changes that have to be agreed to, not the status quo.

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Re: Farcebook

Personally I can't even stand the phrase 'social networking' it offends my sociopathic nature

You should spell it correctly. It's " A-social", but the "A" is silent.