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Re: Should simply say

So - you haven't played it in three years, yet you agree the game is still bad?

You've missed too many changes to espouse on it's merits.

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Re: @Dave 126

Also, weasel words like "can help hide the appearance of wrinkles."

ie. In a study of 10000 women, one of them thought her wrinkles looked better. So it *can* do it!

My comments are proven to reduce weightloss

when combined with an active lifestyle and a healthy diet.

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Devastating

As an expat living in the states I'm not ashamed to say that when I read the site notice on Sunday I cried.

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Register DoS

At that point a border controller should be saying "erm... 10 failed registrations in a minute? Ok, you're getting blocked for an hour."

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Re: For [Insert Diety here] sake

>Just changing the port SSH runs on doesn't make it anymore secure.

Yes it does.

It doesn't make it *secure*. It's certainly 'security through obscurity', but it is a mite more secure than leaving it on the default 22.

>If you must expose SSH services at least lock them down to known source locations.

Great! Now can you tell me the IP source address of the wifi access point in Terminal 7 of Amsterdam airport, because my boss has just called to say that mail is down, and I need to ssh in quickly to reboot the server.

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Re: Freeware?

Windirstat is a great alternative to Treesize - free, and you can scan network drives.

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Isobar

From the meta tags on their home page:

"Full service digital marketing agency, Online marketing agency, Modern communications agency, Interactive marketing agency network, Digital creative agency, Global digital agency network, Isobar, Isobar Communications, Isobar Worldwide, Isobar Global, Digital advertising, Digital agency, Digital agencies, Digital marketing, Online marketing, Online advertising, Email marketing, Wireless marketing, Interactive Television, SMS Marketing, Mobile marketing, Direct Marketing"

not sure how they can complain about being labelled as a PR company. Methinks the lady doth (digitally) protest too much...

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Re: Not so zen

Ah! That Tribe Called Quest song must've been about a printer tray.

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Re: Still buying CDs?

That's something of a false dichotomy - it's becoming increasingly common to use .flacs for ripping, which are lossless. It's a great format if you want to move all your physical media into something digital.

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Zen

I remember reading "If it makes a noise when you drop it on the floor, it's hardware. Otherwise it's software."

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Re: So many words...

The article doesn't say that it's a paradigm shift, and I didn't say it's a paradigm shift. We both asserted that Microsoft believes it to be so.

I just wanted to make a stand against the idea that using a flourish of vocabulary was distasteful, superfluous or redundant.

If it is not the case, perhaps "Mickysoft" and "windoze" could be added to the Commentards Bingo?

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Re: So many words...

Just because you don't understand the words, doesn't mean it's "wankword bingo".

[Microsoft is] demonstrating their belief that we are on the cusp of a paradigm shift in computing.

[Microsoft is] showing everyone that they think that the our whole way of doing things with computers is about to change.

The first sentence is a shorter, intelligible and perfectly cromulent way of expressing the same idea as the second.

While we spend our lives surrounded by marketing buzzwords & creaking acronyms, but not everyone believes that a paucity of vocabulary is doubleplusgood.

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Enum

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enum

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Really?

*citation needed.

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Alanis..?

"sharing feature is available to its overseas subscribers but ironically not in America, its biggest market"

S'not ironic..

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RBL?

Ow ow ow. This made my head hurt. Is there a Recommended Booze Level to attain whereupon it all makes sense?

Thank you very much for giving something new a whirl, but this is a little too densely packed. Adding in large graphical links to, what, seven more articles and two videos is a little OTT.

I'd be interested in seeing what the infographic looks like when only portraying the relevant statistics, and not all the other hoo-ha.

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NSFW

Could you mebbe label that last link NSFW, for people who aren't already mistrustful enough of the interwebs to check the link before they click?

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re:Re: beautiful creatures

wait... we're talking about cats now..?

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*top

I think that for the purposes of this discussion, a laptop PC that plugs into the coporate network *is* a desktop computer, albeit a small one.

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I am SHOCKED and DISGUSTED

that Lester didn't write this..

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RIP

Countdown has a Filth-O-Tron now? Gosh, it really did go downhill after Richard Whitely passed..

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re: An unmanned firm?

Maybe they're ladies.. :) (or eunuchs - as in, a bloke who has recently been 'unmanned'.)

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re: Medic

I agree! At first I wasn't sure, but then I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can.

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From where do you most often rent or download your movies?

Now - there has to be a reason "torrents" was left out of that list.. Am curious.

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Straw man

a) Noone accused them of having a monopoly

ii) Of course they have the vision and resources to do what they do. Every has the vision and resources to do what they themselves do. Otherwise they wouldn't be able to do it.

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A/V?

Thank you for your honesty - one of the best articles I've read on the Reg for a while.

I have one question... what was the A/V software running on the user PC that allowed conficker to have a LANparty?

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I want one!

..but only because in the bottom pic it looks like a happy, winking rabbit..*

* I said 'winking'

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pfsshh..

Yeah, right.. If that were true then the porn industry would be a massive, multibillion dollar economy that drives technological advances like camcorders, vcrs, broadband and the Internet..! Dream on...

Gareth

San Fernando Valley, CA

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Semantics

No, you dunce, that's the wrong version of profiling!

What the article clearly talks about is lining people up and viewing them from the side in order to work out how to place their desktop.

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aptget =/= appstore

Lawks yes - they're exactly the same..

Do you remember that time that Redhat remotely pulled postfix from everyone's PC because they realised it could be used to send emails containing boobs? Or all those times Suse denied publishing apps because the clouds were a certain shape & the leaves in bottom of their tea settled into the shape of a skull..?

No...? hm.

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If they banned all the porn on the internet

Then your landlord is a secret Scrubs watcher.. :) He stole it from Perry Cox.

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slo-mo cavort

worked for me twice.. :)

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fact

My grandad used to stick ferrous down his trousers..

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Evilosity

The evil angle..? That's easy. A site as large as wikipedia - would be a lovely purchase for Google, surely.. Think of all the data they can mine from edits, impressions, etc..

Oh! They can't buy Wikipedia..? Well, how about they do the next best thing then, and graciously give them a bundle of cash. Then 10 years later, Google will be the *only* ones giving them substantial cash, which will put them in quite a nice position to start dictating terms..

do no evil =/= increase shareholder revenue

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quote

"Wacko Jacko fans, Samsung has the external hard drive for you."

What a fantastic line. Thankyou.

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*ahem* A Joke

Q. I say, how do you get more Apple fluff to write about?

A. iPad.

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Kettle

So.. we're not allowed to criticize Bono unless we too are lead singers for multi-million dollar irish rock bands?

I just read a story by Bill Ray about the imminent lacklustre success of the googlephone. I'm just sure he's in a great place to cast aspersions on that, given that he's done more for the greater good and suchlike that google has. I mean, it's self-evident.

etc.

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Bachelor, eh?

You've got to stop buying those 'specialist' magazines then.. : )

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braniacs? boffins?

I get the alliteration in the title, but.. a wee bit sexist eh?

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Phd..?

Thank goodness we got that whole cancer thing licked..

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re: "often?"

..or subtle humour..?

(Wikileaks has not yet confirmed rumours that it is about to release the tragic sound of a near miss as a loud whooshing sound passes several feet over Jimmy's head.)

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O RLY?

"users can start managing their own groups without burdening administrators for support."

AHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAAHAHAAHAHA!

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@@Is there a demo

No worry, I'll just start banging out a lipogram. :)

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scum

God! I hate sleazebags like this that prey on the weak & gullible.

That's why I instead choose to make $$$ working from home as an El Reg Journo! My specially prepared kit contains 1 cup of bile, 40 Pot Noodles, a home brewing kit, discount spellcheck software from The Guardian and a bucket of Playmobile (for the indepth stuff). This can be yours now for only $9.95!! ($500 shipping and mishandling fee applies).

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Hmm...

Y'know, I think that Tesco probably won't sell a lot of iPhones - what with Tesco customers not falling into the traditional demographic - but it will add to the ubiquity of the product and there's time yet for Apple to sign a deal with Waitrose. :D

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Back once again

It's up again, according to their *shudder* twitter feed... http://twitter.com/vonage_voice

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erm..

[brokering deals with] "one of the largest magazine groups"

So.. this thing'll be wipe clean, right..?

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"there's a subject" ??

Really - some of us are hardworking professionals, we're not all going to make crappy little puns, there's no call for such a biting comment.

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_noballons

hmm.. the pics are called people.jpg & people_noballoons.jpg. Both are available at each site - mebbe they just chose the wrong one on one page..?

More humourously, this Microsoft party page is hosted on Red Hat & Apache (with indexing still on - inquiring minds should probably refrain from browsing through their client list, though you might notice the VAIO logo that was also shopped out of the final pic here: http://www.houseparty.com/img/_clients/windows7test/splash/bg3.jpg )

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Ooops

"However, if you do come over all Lord Lichfield"

Look.. I apologised once..

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