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2272 posts • joined 10 Jun 2009

Google Cr-48: Inside the Chrome OS 'unstable isotope'

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I concur!

I like this name. "Hock a Loogle on someone from a great height."

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Oh man, I hear that

I had a user at work complaining that she couldn't find her most recently created files. Thinking that might be Bad Mojo, I went and took a look. She'd made so many files on the desktop that it had completely filled, and the new files were appearing offscreen.

Nearly hooked her into the projector for a laugh...

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A dumb terminal for the entire Net/

"It gives the option of skipping the photo, and it tells us that when you use Chrome OS, Google collects no more data about your habits than it would if you were using the plain old Chrome browser on Windows or Mac."

Well that's not saying much! It may not collect any more data than that other massive infosink they developed, but damned if it collects less!

From day 1 ChromeOS has sounded like a bad idea to me, and it still does, so I'm sure it'll be massively popular. The Beeb will do their normal techgasm over something they don't understand, the clueless will buy into it, I'll keep using an actual laptop.

And "ChromeOS" still pisses me off. It's Debian. DEBIAN! DEEEBBIIIAAAANNN!! Google just keep building apps on top of Linux and calling it a new operating system. Knock it off, fess up and call it Googlenix, or Lingle.

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Windows 7 really was some girl's idea, rules ASA

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The one of those I really hate

Is the one with that tw@ in Spain, who claims to be there to get some "culture," then immediately declares all Spanish TV to be shite. If that's supposed to be a joke, it didn't come across as one - it just made me want to punch the smug bellend.

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Air Force blocks access to sites that covered WikiLeaks

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Time for another visit

To Google's cache!

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Apple ditches Costco. Or vice versa. Or both

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Shame

Costco aren't the cheapest place to get electronics, but IIRC they have a 5 year warranty on everything. That might annoy Apple...

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PayPal banned WikiLeaks after US gov intervention

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The whole Assange saga...

...reminds me of that scene in Network where Beale gets called into the boardroom?

"You have meddled with the primal forces of nature Mr Beale, and I WON'T HAVE IT!"

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Alan Sugar's 'cockup braindead in call centre clueless' BT row

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That man

Is a pan-dimensional, intergalactic hypercock. It's been a long while since I read such an arrogant bunch of self satisfied shite. What astonishes me is that he has fans at all. Perhaps they're reading his drivel for the comedy value.

And anyone with English skills that bad has no business insulting the call centre staff. Brain dead? Only you, mate.

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Mass mind control artist condemns El Reg to obscurity

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I think the Reg is doing what the Reg does best

Taking the piss.

If you're a big enough idiot not to notice that, that's not their problem.

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This year's comedy Xmas No. 1 contender: Silent song 4'33"

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Saw them last week

Girlfriend took me to a 30 Seconds concert - they weren't that good, but Enter Shikari were a support act and they kicked ass.

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I was thinking more...

...Sam Neil with his eyes gouged out.

"Do you see? DO YOU SEE?"

"Yes....I see."

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Russia wins World Cup bid in parrot-sickening travesty

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Oh FFS

Maybe, just maybe, it has nothing to do with Russia and Qatar being "the most corrupt countries on Earth" - a bullshit statement if ever I heard one. Maybe they realised we were already trying extraordinarily hard not to fuck up the Olympics, and they didn't want to risk it.

We don't have a right to the bloody World Cup, you know. I suppose the other times they didn't award it to us, that was all corruption and back-handers too, and when we do get it, it's because "football's coming home."

Fuck's sake, it's football. Who gives a shit anyway?

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SMOKIN' HOT BABE gets job as computer geek

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Realism

"Let's be honest, if this Barbie was realistic, she'd have a pizza box under her arm and a little more tummy under that 'Programmers do it bit by bit' T-shirt she'd be wearing."

She wouldn't have an iPhone either.

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iOS upgrade cocks up iPad USB connections

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I made a similar remark this morning

One of our sales lot e-mailed me to say her iPhone had locked up. I told her that it was a feature, not a bug, and Steve had obviously decided she'd been working too hard. ;-)

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Hang on

Surely if you plug a device into the iPad and it actually works, there's a driver installed to manage it? Where does the driver come from?

Serious question - do you get that as an app? (I'd be surprised.)

If not, then surely Apple intend for you to plug other stuff in, or they wouldn't supply the bloody drivers!

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Gear4 UnityRemote

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I had my own solution for this

As a student, I figured out a sure-fire way to order drinks in a really loud club. Write quantities on your right hand/fingers, and drinks on your left. Simply hold the correct combination(s) up to the barkeep. No yelling, no inaccurate orders, no sore throat. Job done!

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Can anyone recommend a universal remote...

...that works with Bluetooth devices as well as IR? I'm thinking of the PS3 initially, although you're likely to need a dongle for that one.

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Tron Evolution

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Another vote for Tron 2.0

Just as we know that the movie will be a disastrous re-hash, I'd much rather play Tron 2.0 again - PC, not X-box. It really felt like Tron, the visuals were fantastic, and the in-game mechanics were really easy to pick up.

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LHC boffins turn lead into quarko-gluotic Big Bang incrediblo-stuff

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As a child of ReBoot and Tron...

...that animation was the coolest thing I've seen in weeks.

That is all.

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Gamers demand CoD: Black Ops money back

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Denial this is

Fact it is not.

Yoda, I must stop talking like.

A properly-coded app running on the PS3 will beat the socks off the 360. No-one is clustering PS3s together for number crunching.

Problem is, since Sony lost so many of their exclusives, most apps are cross-platform, and the more complex PS3 platform can be a real pain in the ass in cases like that. Sometimes it just comes down to which platform the developers favour. FF XIII was better on PS3, this is better on Xbox.

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Blu-ray barely better than DVD

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Abso-fragging-lutely

Blade Runner is amazing on Blu-Ray. That said, Mr Scott did spend an awfully large amount of time and money remastering it properly, so I doubt that would ever happen for the vast majority of older discs.

I somehow ended up with Escape From New York on BD - I swear that one's actually *worse* than the DVD.

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Apple throws a wobbly over Steve Jobs dolly

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Why get pissy over this?

It's not mocking him - it's actually a pretty good doll. If I were Jobs I'd be flattered.

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MP wants age verification for net smut

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They applied that to our company phones

Without telling us, I might add. Various field teams in the company suddenly unable to access the websites of half our clients. Within 30 minutes I'd phoned them up, given them a verbal kicking in the nuts, and lo and behold, no more filtering.

Nice system...

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FAIL

Bloody hellfire...

"We already successfully regulate British TV channels, cinema screens, high street hoardings and newsagent shelves to stop children seeing inappropriate images and mobile phone companies are able to restrict access to adult material so why should the internet be any different?"

If you have to ask that question, you do not know enough about how the Internet works to be passing legislation on it. Leave the debate, go directly to home, do not pass Go, etc.

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Acer replaces laptop keyboard with multi-touch LCD

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If it didn't have glossy screens

I'd be on the phone to Acer trying to pre-order one.

I've wanted an adaptive keyboard for years - one that refactors itself to the task. With one of these and a Linux install, I could probably make one. I'm also a multi-monitor man - single-monitor setups feel claustrophobic to me these days.

And besides, it is fecking sexy.

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Buffy to slay her way back into cinemas

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Typo

"J.J. Abrams Star Trek, which I was surprisingly not complete rubbish"

The stray "I" aside, you seem to have accidentally inserted the word "not" into that sentence.

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Oh thank Christ!

I knew that with the slew of teenage vampire crap going around at the minute, something would get remade, and I'd much rather it was Buffy than Blade.

But you know it's going to be terrible. This paragraph says it all:

>>Fans of Buffy the Vampire Slayer should brace themselves for a

>>cinematic "re-imagining" of the cult character, which producer

>>Charles Roven describes as a "a completely new reboot".

Oh wow, just wow. You *know* that's going to be awful. Star Trek XI awful.

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iOS 4.2: An 'ace' for iPad, a 'meh' for iPhone

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Those miserable buggers!

"4.2 adds assignable SMS/MMS tones. Something that people have been whinging on about for years."

Complaining on about not having a simple feature that's available on every other smartphone in existence. How dare they question the Church of Jobs?? Heathens.

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Indonesian smut vid star's arse hauled into court

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Quick Question

"more and more prudish, pathetic, uncivilised and backward countries are brought to the attention of the world every day."

Had you not heard of Indonesia before?

I do hope you see the irony in your post.

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Apple scraps 'never-formed plans' for iPhone SIM in 2011

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"A source said"...

...is the journalistic equivalent of "I'm not racist, but..." It basically translates to "what follows carries with it a very high probability of being complete and utter arsewash." Enjoy.

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Top Ten Arcade Classics

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I never used to do it...

...but I used to try and hunt down the machine-wrecking sons-of-bitches that did do it...

There's actually a calibration code on the later machines, so you can calibrate the gun yourself before playing, and optionally turn the recoil off.

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Time Crisis LIVES!

I'm a Time Crisis nutjob, personally - I love light gun games, and every time you think Sega, Taito or someone else are catching up, Namco release a new one that once again blows everything else out of the water. I love them so much I own every single one - I even bought a special gun so I can play the PS2 versions upscaled on my PS3.

I was quite astonished just last month to find an original deluxe edition Time Crisis machine hidden away on the top floor of an amusements in Blackpool, in the same room as deluxe editions of House of the Dead 1, Virtua Cop 2, and GUNBLADE! There's one no-one's mentioned. Gunblade absolutely ruled. (It's out on the Wii now - bloody faithful port, too.)

When I was a bairn - unfortunately not far enough back to play some of these - I played a lot of Daytona USA, Outrun, Terminator 2, Gunblade, X-Men, and Galaga. Actually, surprised Galaga/Galaxian didn't get a mention.

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iPhone 4 gets slide-out keyboard

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Seconded!

In fact, my first thought when seeing this was "my, doesn't that make it look like a Nokia..."

The product itself, though, is copper-bottomed genius.

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Fox News outs Beatles as 'Manchester's favorite mopheads'

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I did once get this fine example:

"What's the flag with the dragon on?"

"That's Wales."

"Aaah, Wales! That's in Scotland, right?"

"Not quite."

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Not the first people to get those two mixed up

If you ever play Resistance, watch with mirth as the cities of England keep swapping places in the FMVs.

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UK.gov ignores 'net neutrality' campaigners

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I wonder what would happen to...

...TOR?

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AMD joins Intel mobile Linux push

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Score!

The more the merrier. Currently trying to get MeeGo dual booting on my Nokia - should be fun for some development.

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Firefox 4 Android beta gets stomach stapled

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Re: Maemo Version

Is it optified? I'd like to try it out, but if it's going to take up all the root space, no ta.

Though I suppose I could optify it myself.

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First official HTML5 tests topped by...Microsoft

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Like the recent ones?

About how fast it's suddenly gotten?

Or how twonks like you pick holes in a piece of software that hasn't been released yet?

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Errrrr

"Well now the browser you was demanding is here whilst Firefox is throwing paper aeroplanes, doodling on its exercise books and making fart noises at the back of the class. Happy now?"

That'd be the Firefox that came 3rd out of the 5 majors, then? And both IE and FF in that test were pre-release. Quit pretending like Firefox aren't doing development when we get an article on El Reg every other week about the latest FF4 build.

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Top Ten Retro PC Games

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See, I didn't like most of that list

Doom was crap, C&C was too basic and slow, Diablo was tedious, Black and White was just annoying.

For me, I'd have inserted The Terminator: Future Shock, a healthy dose of Mechwarrior 2, Civilization II, and some Wing Commander/Independence War/Tachyon: The Fringe.

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Hells Angels slap London dressmakers with trademark suit

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Nothing says rebellion against the system

Like a lawsuit!

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Sony soars, sinks, soars on Apple buyout rumor

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Sony?

Apple owning Sony?

*Shudder*

Trying to imagine an Apple-designed Playstation. I could make an awful lot of jokes about that, but I think i'll just *shudder* again.

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Vanquish

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What do you expect?

These jokers gave a Halo game 100%. HALO!

I have never seen anyone give a game a 100% review, ever. Not even HL2, which proudly advertised its 96% score on its advertising posters.

But Halo: Reach? Man, that's a masterpiece...

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Grenade

Hells yeah!

I remember playing Mechwarrior 2: Mercenaries, and always running the mech right on the redline. I think I pressed the "override thermal shutdown" button more than the fire button!

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Length?

I've heard from other places that the game is only 4 or 5 hours long, a la Medal of Honour. Is that true?

Pity there isn't a PC port. I really don't like playing this type of game with thumbsticks.

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Tesco's iPhone app gets barcode reader

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Err, dude?

"and the likes of National Rail"

National Rail have an Android app now. The cheeky sods are charging £3.50 (and it was £5 originally) when their site already has a mobile interface, but it's there. Came out in the summer, I believe.

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ICO reopens Google Street View privacy probe

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The ICO has developed a spine??

Gonna have to clean my monitor after reading that.

£20 says they slap their wrists and do sod all else.

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Apple threatens Java with death on the Mac

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You've missed my point

JAU was quoting stats showing OSX having a much larger market share, but I was making the point that that might be amongst the consumer sector, not necessarily Java developers. The devs I know are just an example to go with it.

And yeah, all Linux baby. For most mainstream development it's just plain better, though I will admit that modern Windows systems are much improved.

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Amongst developers?

"I can't find more up-to-date details but one article citing statistics from December 2009 shows OS X having five times the share of Linux."

Amongst developers, or everybody? Because in the Java dev world, almost everyone I know runs Linux.

Though it will be two laptops for one of our team, who recently got a Mac so he could do some iPhone stuff, but still codes Java with the rest of us. Good ol' Apple. Less functionality is better for you. Diversity is bad. Be the same as the rest. Jooiiinn uuussss....

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