* Posts by Kevin Johnston

1542 publicly visible posts • joined 6 May 2007

Coughing for 4G, getting 2G... Networks' penny-pinching SECRETS REVEALED

Kevin Johnston

Re: I'm still mystified how...

Simple....he's training for the PFY slot by being as irritating as possible suggesting something in IT is straightforward and you, the user, are doing it all wrong.

He has no connection, no conversation, just a smirk as he wins another round.....PFY 10, (l)users 0

Radiohead(ache): BBC wants dead duck tech in sexy new mobes

Kevin Johnston

Re: Follow the money

Not so much who profits if it succeeds as who loses if it gets killed off?

10 Top Tips For PRs Considering Whether To Phone The Register

Kevin Johnston

I used to string them along and my favourite went on for over twenty minutes before I got bored and hung up telling them there was a good advert on TV I wanted to watch. My wife has now banned me from this game but my son has gamely picked up the baton and now critiques their script.

Antarctic ice at all time high: We have more to learn, says boffin

Kevin Johnston

Re: What's the problem with this?

Alternatively pour them from lightest to densest using a thin funnel/tube set to the bottom of the glass (normally not a flat-bottom glass). This allows you to slowly raise the less dense fluids and reduces the eddy currents which are your main problem. With practise you can just pour direct to the edge of the glass and have the nectar sink but my hands are not steady enough due to a love of coffee :)

Kevin Johnston

I blame Mother Nature

We all know that women are prone to changing their minds at regular intervals for no apparent reason....maybe she was getting hot and needed some ice 'down under'

Woman says narco-cops used her PICS to snare drug lords on Facebook

Kevin Johnston

Forced to use their real name?

So how do you go about differentiating between the various people called John Smith (or for our colleagues over the water John Doe)?

Dear Reg readers. I want Metro tiles to replace all icons in Windows. Is this a good idea?

Kevin Johnston

Re: As we all know...

Oh how true. I know some of my comments crash and burn to beat any failed rocketry example but this just reminds me that I don't actually know everything and some people have a different opinion to me. The amazing thing is that is actually allowed in most countries and governing by Whiskas commercial* can lead to the Oozalum bird**

* if 8 out of 10 want it then let's make it compulsory

** flies in ever decreasing circles until it disappears up it's own backside

Be nice to the public, PC Plod. Especially if you're trying to stop terrorists

Kevin Johnston

Re: Toblerone & Cuckoo Clocks.

National service is still a requirement there and they get to take their rifles home with them but only in recent years did they stop them also taking ammunition. They do have a small problem with misplaced firearms though, last count I saw was over 10,000 but not sure what timescale that covers.

Scared yet?

Bonking with Apple has POUNDED mobe operators' wallets

Kevin Johnston

Well there you go

Apple finally join the party only to morph into an MS-style 'embrace-extinguish' party-pooper. It is a real shame that NFC never really got going but I guess the mobile world is almost evolving too fast for it's own good.

Maybe in 30 years or so when it stabilises and the whole financial world uses the Cayman Conch shell as it's currency we could have another crack at this.

Massachusetts shoots down car dealers' Tesla-busting sueball

Kevin Johnston

Re: I thought America was all about the free market?

This type of legislation is proof that 'temporary measures' never include a graceful exit plan.

As long as there are 'old school' dealerships then this is needed (look at Phones4U to see what could happen otherwise) but new manufacturers should be automatically exempt unless they choose to franchise at which point they would be caught by it.

James Bond's metal-toothed nemesis Richard Kiel dies at 74

Kevin Johnston

Re: The Longest Yard

Yep, Burt was the quarterback.....this was re-made as Mean Machine in an British setting with Vinnie Jones in Burt's role forming a team of prisoners to take on the guard's football team.

Kevin Johnston
Coat

Sad news

Really liked the way he played the role in both films and his conversion from the dark side was nicely scripted.

All in all it was a good role to get your teeth into

Yes...I've gone now

This flashlight app requires: Your contacts list, identity, access to your camera...

Kevin Johnston

Re: Is the default for apps to want everything?

Had the same experience with a spirit-level app. I would say that while some of this may be malicious, the vast majority is going to be down to incompetence and an inability to write minimalist code as in the old Windows Xp days when every game needed Admin level access to run.

Welcome your new digital.. commissioners? Likely pair could fill Steelie Neelie's shoes

Kevin Johnston

Wow...generate HOW MUCH?

I just love how they come up with these figures and expect people to actually believe them. So a single Digital market will generate €250billion will it? Where from and what will it have to replace and how much will that cost?

I could see it having a value in that ballpark but this would not be new money, just existing value re-assigned.

Use home networking kit? DDoS bot is BACK... and it has EVOLVED

Kevin Johnston

OK, I'll bite (and may get flamed for this)

If there are no default passwords, how does it get automatic updates? Surely any process to allow them is a potential hole?

TV techies proudly display their MIGHTY BENDERS in Berlin

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Am I missing the point here?

How far away from a 55" screen do you need to sit to take it all in without moving your head?

Oh yes, and how many modern houses have a room big enough to even get that monster in, never mind sitting far enough from it to watch.

Google recommends pronounceable passwords

Kevin Johnston

Re: Remembering the bloke who was Admin for the PDP11...

I got severely chastised for setting passwords to 'Changed'

Seems users didn't know what I meant when I said "Your password is Changed"....maybe it lost something in translation

Firefox 32 moves to kill MITM attacks

Kevin Johnston

Ah but..

Does this kill off my most hated MITM vector also known as 'Verified by Visa'?

That is such a secure model that as long as you know some basic trivia about a person you can reset the password. I no longer bother trying to remember it and do my best to avoid sites that inflict it on me.

Hot Celebrity? Stash of SELFIES where you're wearing sweet FA? Get 2FA. Now

Kevin Johnston

Re: Breach or not?

How true, perhaps a more penetrating question in these situations would be..

'Does your default security system prevent brute-force style attacks?'

We all know that no security model is perfect but as many commentors abovce have said, there is an assumption from the public that you have a limited number of guesses since they see that on their bank cards etc etc etc.

Ofcom will not probe lesbian lizard snog in new Dr Who series

Kevin Johnston

Prior art?

So did they steal the idea from MassEffect with it's same-sex/different race seduction naughtiness possibility which caused a handbags at dawn moment in Singapore?

LOHAN gets laughing gear round promotional mug

Kevin Johnston

Complaints

That's what I see here, nothing but complaints...

I for one am overjoyed to see the offerings and I would be willing to pay double, nay treble the cost to support such a well-meaning body.

Oh, not actually got any prices yet. Must have fallen into a Python moment there, apologies all

US Copyright Office rules that monkeys CAN'T claim copyright over their selfies

Kevin Johnston

The USCO say what?

Just wondering what relevance the US Copyright Office have here as the photographer is not a US citizen and the photograph in question was not taken in the US...

Are they trying to jump on the Google Book Scan bandwagon?

If the US want to declare that you have to be able to prove a human took the photo in the US then that is their problem, I would say in response to @Joylon above though that this means your meat tripod DOES own the copyright.

Meanwhile. in the real world we can still continue using common sense (although it is getting less common by the day).

US TV stations bowl sueball directly at FCC's spectrum mega-sale

Kevin Johnston

Damned good thinking but it is probably a result of the early auctions where spectrum went for stupid money that I struggle to believe the companies could recover. All governments now see big pound/dollar signs in their time in office obscuring the option of, as you suggest, leasing it which means the other mob may get some benefit from it when you get kicked out of office.

What happens in Europe, doesn't stay in Europe: US giants accused of breaking EU privacy pact

Kevin Johnston

Re: Let them feel

I think you forgot to add the Joke icon....

Marvell: NO WAY should we have to pay jumbo $1.54bn patent judgment

Kevin Johnston

USPTO liability?

Is there anything in the rules under which the USPTO is governed/runs to exempt them from liabiity when they issue these patents which can be shown to ignore a library of prior-art?

It would be interesting to see if the lawyers could be set on the USPTO instead to try to make them do the job they are supposed to do. Plus that would keep the lawyers too busy to interfere in real life.

LOHAN acquires aircraft arboreal avoidance algorithm acronyms

Kevin Johnston

Whatever the final name,

just keep taking the Tree/Air Boundary Location/Evasion Tactics

World's only flyable WWII Lancaster bombers meet in Lincs

Kevin Johnston

Re: Eargasm...

Old-time civilian pilot defending his beloved Britannia against the upstart Tristar...

"which would you rather have...four screws or three blow-jobs?"

Digital dongle transforms European XBOXen into tellies

Kevin Johnston

More to the point....you are connecting all the sources to a single display system?

This may work great in your minimalist loft-style apartment bachelor pad but as soon as you get a life (and at least one more person living in the property) the conflicts start where one wants to play on the XBox (other games consoles are available), one wants to watch the football on Sky (yada yada) and a third has bought that film that everyone wanted to watch but couldn't be arsed to pay out to watch in the cinema.

NASA tests crazytech flying saucer thruster, could reach Mars in days

Kevin Johnston

Re: I'm wainting with baited breath...

Indeed. Even the populist science gurus in Mythbusters work to fairly strict standards and if they get an answer they don't expect they look to see why. They are peer-reviewed (viewer responses) and have re-visited with different test methods to verify their results. Even then they are not always willing to label an experiment as passed or failed and leave it in the middle ground.

From the News Site viewpoint though they need viewers and that often requires click-bait headlines.

El Reg is exempt that accusation though as everyone knows they would never tease with a headline (or sub-head I hear)*.

*OK, I made that bit up.

Government's 'Google Review' copyright rules become law

Kevin Johnston

Re: Arrrrr

@Gordon 11 and @Anonymous Coward

Actually the wording is such that it does not require you to own the original. We are heading to the same state that exists in Switzerland (and I think Portugal) where copying of copyright material for personal use is permitted regardless of the source and yes, The Pirate Bay is accessible in Switzerland.

Thirteen Astonishing True Facts You Never Knew About SCREWS

Kevin Johnston

Immortalised in....

Just bought a bag of tungsten-tip screws: never gonna use 'em, Lyn, never gonna use 'em.

Just TWO climate committee MPs contradict IPCC: The two with SCIENCE degrees

Kevin Johnston
Trollface

Alternatively....

If a third of the CO2 has been released and there was no significant change in temperature then does that not suggest that CO2 actually PREVENTS global warming?

Apple stops caring about Samsung kit everyone else stopped caring about years ago

Kevin Johnston

Re: Apple,

I tried going to specsavers but couldn't read the signs so went home instead

You! Pirate! Stop pirating, or we shall admonish you politely. Repeatedly, if necessary

Kevin Johnston

But they cannot set a harsh penalty

Otherwise some smartarse will use that against media companies (such as BBC and chums) who quite happily steal content from the web to plump up their sites scraping off any inconvenient marks of ownership along the way. They could hit the four strikes in seconds...daily.

BBC goes offline in MASSIVE COCKUP: Stephen Fry partly muzzled

Kevin Johnston

Confused

So is that a simplified version of the website or a website for simplified people

There's NOTHING on TV in Europe – American video DOMINATES

Kevin Johnston

My 2p

I have to wonder if the people who 'could' be good TV drama/comedy writers are being blocked by comparison with the programs on endless loop from the 70's and such. There have been some good series more recently but in some cases there is a clear understanding that these series have a natural lifespan before they drag down the good start point while in others they are a little 'edgy' which makes suits uncomfortable especially if something happens in real life which could be taken as a parallel. Examples of 'live' stuff I am watching which stand up well are Bluestone 42 (totally not PC so may struggle to keep going) and Death in Paradise (already on a new lead actor in series 3).

There are good nuggets out there but the sheer volume of competition keeps them niche.

Banning handheld phone use by drivers had NO effect on accident rate - study

Kevin Johnston

Only Lab-based tests?

Not when Mythbusters went about it. They have compared Drunk driving, Mobile use (with and without hands-free) and tired driving. None of them compared well with the 'normal' state of the drivers.

You may not feel that they used a sufficiently large sample size but the differences they recorded were big enough for each driver to be relevant and possibly a lot more relevant than stats which start by removing lots data to eliminate 'other' factors. You say that even if most ignore a ban at least some will observe it but could those be the same people that were careful before the ban and did not have accidents whilst on the phone?

Gets us into the territory where they list the cause of an accident as 'Speed'...this is simplification of cause for ease of collation. Speed is the cause of every automotive accident as without it no two object can come into contact with each other (although technically 0 is also a speed). The critical word missing is 'inappropriate'. Go at 60 round a bend marked at 30 and the likelihood is you will have an unintended occurence, travel at 90 on an empty dry well-lit motorway way and your are much less likely. Use your mobile phone in the midst of rush-hour traffic to get directions when you are lost and it is when, not if, you will hit something. Do the same on that aforementioned motorway and the reduction of attention on your actual driving is not so relevant.

That stirring LOHAN motto: Anyone know a native Latin speaker?

Kevin Johnston

and this is why...

I always regretted not learning Latin. Bad enough that I couldn't understand some of the jokes in the Astrix books but now I can't understand my favourite Tech-site.....

I would add though that the clip from Life of Brian in the Sub-head was a real obstacle on my German A1 classes when trying to decline verbs

Whoah! How many Google Play apps want to read your texts?

Kevin Johnston

Re: iOS is worse!

I would be careful with your degree of smugness.....I too like BB10 but when I wanted a spirit level and thought 'there must be an app for that' I found the first three all wanted access to my contacts and the Internet???????

Microsoft: OK, Office 365 sellers – you can be customers' 'first contact'

Kevin Johnston

So, handing over some control...

Must be about to announce the replacement products then leaving the channel partners to handle encouraging 'their' customers to migrate.

The Windows 8 dilemma: Win 8 or wait for 9?

Kevin Johnston

Re: Time for some truly revolutionary GUIs?

There was a reviewer many years ago (Dragon type era?) who defined the problem with voice input perfectly.

At some point there will be an amusing misinterpretation of what you have been saying and your voice will change slightly because of the incipient smile which means there are more misinterpretations until it reaches the point where it is laughter in and garbage out.

A secondary problem is that in order for the computer to have a chance at working out what you are really asking (in type you can see the difference between two, to and too but they have the same sound) you require the person speaking to roboticize themselves.

This is a project much easier to describe in words than to implement.

BlackBerry claims ugly duckling Passport mobe is a swan in the offing

Kevin Johnston

Re: It could be their best chance for a solid return...

- Does it support "normal" ActiveSync instead of the BES stuff?

Yes. I had a BES5 server but got myself a Q10 which would have required upgrading the server. This was too much hassle just for the one device so I used the ActiveSync connection instead and send/receive all my mail fine

Girl gamers sexism row: Top e-sports federation finds reverse gear

Kevin Johnston

Yet curiously

this is one area where the French got it right, and to paraphrase....

'there is almost no difference between men and women, vive la difference'

OMG, sorry about 'poor comms' on Facebook secret emoto-meddle tests. Laters!

Kevin Johnston

Re: I lie to them

I tried that when I was required to have an account to help various family members out with those wonderful games they have. Unfortunately I can no longer remember the ficticious DoB I used so I can't pass their security check as I have since replaced my laptop.

At least that's what I tell the kids when they pester me about logging in

Twitter takes on GOOGLE, swallows wannabe YouTube firm

Kevin Johnston

Links to BBC?

So Twitter shows snippets of news articles on the BBC which are derived from trending twitter feeds...so who earns the most from looping twits?

Catch cack-handed baggage handlers in the act with Ericsson's SPY SUITCASE

Kevin Johnston

Same here...

We had a courier tried to deliver something but no-one was in so he threw it over the back fence and left a card to say it was safe in our back garden.

Just a shame the contents were now in tiny pieces

Home automation while it's hot: Winter warmth for lazy technophiles

Kevin Johnston

Re: Can't see it catching on widely enough

'but I reckon most ordinary folks will stick with a thermostat and a timer.'

Well, that and thermostatic valves on the radiators to give a bit of room-by-room control.

YouTube in shock indie music nuke: We all feel a little less worthy today

Kevin Johnston

Re: Im shocked I tells ya - shocked!

Downvotes or not, this is a valid comment.

YouTube works because stuff gets uploaded and viewed globally before anyone has a chance to object. This can mean that by the time a producer finds all the uploads and gets them blocked, any impact from the launch of a new track has been lost.

To say that Google get no benefit from this delay is disengenous to say the least. YouTube gets known as the place to see/hear stuff before it is released and a nod/wink to advertisers about how popular it is 'wiv da yoof' or whatever today's magic phrase is results in a few more pennies heading Google's direction.

Canada to Google: You can't have your borderless cake and eat it too

Kevin Johnston

Re: Spanish selection

To be strictly accurate, it is possible to show that England lasted longer in this World Cup than Spain regardless of the results of the match tonight etc...

Of course you would have to be the sort of pedant that uses number of minutes since the opening ceremony as your timeframe rather than minutes played on the pitch but whatever....any method that works, well, works

BlackBerry inks deal with Amazon to get Android apps on its mobes

Kevin Johnston

Re: Dilemma

I have a personal Q10 and a work iPhone and any form of typing is so much simpler on the Q10 because of that very 'fat finger' issue. I know that eventually the iPhone will (mostly) work out what I am trying to type since I always hit P when I meant O or whatever but it just annoys me each time I try to use it.

I am probably not a 'target audience' smartphone user as 90%+ of what I do is phone/text/email and having just checked there are 9 downloaded apps on the Q10 of which I really only use 4 since the latest OS update activated the in-built radio capability. What I can say though is that it may not have mass-appeal but it does the core things very well indeed.