48 posts • joined 1 Jun 2009
only a trifling matter
I'll leave now
Blows and sucks?
Paris - for obvious reasons.
Nuclear boy doesn't have violent diarrhea
Had to be said
Less iPhone users
means less people buying fart apps
Mine's the one with cups and string in the pocket.
will still say it is water damage
plonker isn't used enough nowadays so here it goes
What a bunch of plonkers
Mine is the sheepskin coat.
There's a reason
that it's called dope.
cheaper than an overdose of viagra.
Using IE6? Why not chrome?
playing doodle jump really.
Who needs to work at MI6 to get secret information
Just look for it on your next train journey
"failing to put a sock in it"
It's best if she doesn't put anything in it.
I for one
welcome our giant winged overlords
used to seeing paris not in night-vision mode.
the queen is not amused.
waits for the iPad 2...
I'll stick to bacon.
Secret teen hacker army
would be useful here.
not the supermarkets causing the binge drinking, it's the people themselves that don't know when to stop.
this count as one of my five fruits and veg a day?
flying reindeer must cost a pretty penny
Mine's the one with the mince pie in the pocket
I have an idea
Buy multiple copies of office 2003 & 2007. Sell back to people in US
Information Modernisation Programme
What part of wanting to pry even more into people's private lives counts as modernisation?
count as extreme porn?
"Users who would rather retain control on who can see their pictures or other personal information would do well to steer clear of Facebook altogether"
That sounds better.
it can be used as a giant iPod touch.
You could say
his plan went tits up.
Has to be said
This is not a bug
this is a feature
Sorry für die schlechte Grammatik Mr Grammar Nazi
it would of been a good idea if Gary didn't hack into the military computers right after 9/11.
Sums this up perfectly.
would be a good time to install that free Ghostsurf Platinum trial I have.
"UBUNTU is not a Microsoft Windows operating system - and is not compatible with Microsoft Office programmes - so it's important you make the right choice:"
@ AC 15:15 gmt
If the cost of using linux is using sudo to install applications, I'm more than willing to sacrifice my windows machine crashing everyday for that.
Fat people could always, um, lose weight.
Paris, cause she knows how to deal with a fat one.
This is it.
I'm guessing the sign wasn't printed by a gay computer then.
Isn't this just a smear campaign by Microsoft?
Wouldn't it be
more fun if you played as Jesus killing bad guys with guns?
Cause she knows how to blow up a todger without explosives
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