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Lawyer sues Microsoft rather than slot an SD card into his Surface

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He's gone and done it now!

Send him 11,112 3½ floppy disks in a box marked FRAGILE...FUCKING DO IT NOW!!! etc,blah

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Curious robot rover Curiosity chews a second mouthful of Mars dirt

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Check it when it comes out the other end as well!

Make sure curiositys insides are working ok? Sorry

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Trend Micro squishes 'stuck in a loop' SafeSync bug

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"Stuck in a loop"

Hehe - the old ones are always the best!

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Metro's mother to replace defenestrated Windows boss Sinofsky

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As it goes..

I've had the Ribbon foisted on me with work and I really have tried but it still takes more mouse clicks than a traditional menu to do anything I want to do?

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What a clockup! Apple's Swiss clock knock-off clocks up $21m fine

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don't get me started...

I DO hate square clocks and watches

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Teen project sparks WORLD-WIDE PEE-POWERED HYPEGASM!

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What'll happen when the sponging rotten politicians hear about this?

"Let's Tax piss next" ?!

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US condom rules 'will cause nasty RED RINGS on porn stars' todgers'

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Condoms come in different sizes!

I might even go shopping to impress some milf tomorrow

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Widow lost savings in Facebook stock, sues all concerned for $1.9m

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Re: Someone needs to slap that B_TCH and her lawyer!

AC no balls for the troll icon? Anyway - did the Facebook IPO have any problems?

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Epic FAIL: Anonymous didn't hack PayPal, managed to frighten Oz hippies

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Anonymous?

It's hardly Unknown Soldier territory is it?

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Mars rover Curiosity snaps explicit selfies from ALL ANGLES

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All the way to Mars...

to do a doughnut and take photos! I love science

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Post-pub nosh deathmatch: Souse versus scrapple

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I'm proud of my kids as well

but you better watch out - any more pipe boffin action and you'll have social services round the door!

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Apple must apologise for its surly apology on its website on Saturday

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Even Apple can't withstand the power of beak?

Reminds me - I have to pay a stupid traffic fine extortion thing soon - OMG

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Your mouse may actually be a RAT in disguise

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Nope - I also felt disappointed

I'd also guess Anti-Virus code is just going to have analyze mouse behavior from now on

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Kick your computer... before it kicks you

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Re: Why get mad at inanimate objects?

Judging by the downvote per comment it looks like you got a stalker! I wiish I had one of them, I really do

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America mounts attempt to top the Register's world record spaceflight

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Re: Quote please

Playmonaut looks really serious about his mission - I'd probably bet he's training and got a helicopter on standby as we speak?

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Can climate change be changed back again? Maybe, say boffins

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Wins for me -

Close the loop, get it under control. The next problem after that would be how long will the nice toasty warm Sun last?

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They've only gone and HACKED the WEATHER

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"hack our nuclear plants"

Until now I thought nuclear was safe?

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British car parks start reading number plates

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You know what?

I really am getting sick of this shit - if the DVLA sells my information for a purpose it was not intended then I assume I'd be within my rights to expect a cheque in the the post thanks very much? Thought not? Fuck them! Already running etc

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Tosh grabs 2.5-incher, heads for single platter party

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Re: Hmmmmmm

And how many Toshiba drives are in the computers you don't fix? I wouldn't know the market share or anything

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STONEHENGE: Attack of the RAYGUN HISTORIANS

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I guess

It's always been uplifting to know the shortest day of Winter has passed?

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Lancashire man JAILED over April Jones Facebook posts

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WTF?

Now that sounds like swift justice

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Google trains Army's information Top Guns in data skills

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"one year of deep geekery"

Superbtastic use of lingo! Anyway - I hadn't even learned how to avoid daylight after one lowly year of training?

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LASER STRIKES against US planes on the rise

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Fly by wire I say?

Some LCD's instead of a cockpit window? Then some code can ignore the problem when updating the display but OMG where has the airport gone?

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LOHAN plugs into some hot LiPo treatment

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so...

at ambient a 30 degree celsius delta is possible with some insulation included? What's the outside and inside temperature at 35000ft like a plane thingy for example?

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Facebook's latest brain wave: Flogging REAL fluffy tat

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It's been along time...

Any Youtube videos of cats as passengers on modern motorbikes around here? I sure do need some LOL tbh

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US said to designate Assange 'enemy' of the state

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Imagine if...

The USA droned the UK with bombs - oops! sorry! reports! will! be! etc!

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Tesla Motors falls behind in Model S production, issues more shares

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Give me my

mini fusion power source which can charge my electronic car overnight thanks

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Yahoo! ditches! BlackBerry! for! 'smart! fun!' phones!

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Ye

smartphone! penetration! what! never! tried! that! before!

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Verizon CFO: 'Unlimited' data is just a word

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Try,try and try again

Accept your fate as a dumb pipe good sirs - no censorship, no limits, no spying on users and etc

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Microsoft issues IE 10 Flash flaw fix for Windows 8

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WTF?

Judging by the bug count I couldn't possibly say one way or the other...

A gazillion lines of complex code or a total piece of shit? Probably both ;error handler required here

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Shuttle Endeavour buzzes the Golden Gate Bridge

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That's one thing I like about the Americans!

They sure know how to appreciate some nice kit with a proper flyby

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Reg hack uncovers perfect antidote to internet

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Wish I had a shiny 21st century hat and vest?

But NOW you have a brand new well and nobody got hurted ye! Just how did us humans get this far? I for one am looking forward to hear if it works well etc

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Microsoft keeps Win Phone 8 under hype-boosting wraps

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Yawn

Does it do Cut and Paste? Or will I have to buy an App for that?

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Airbus predicts catapult takeoffs and formation flying by 2050

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Angel

"Aircraft will become totally recyclable"

Maybe "aircraft will be lighter and faster" sounds better? And don't worry about the recycle bit - Earth will take care of that for you

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Nokia apologizes for faking Lumia 920 ad

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your phone will never be able to produce those images because...

it's in your very own useless hand? I call viral bullshit on this guff with the convenient window reflection frame added - is that what it is?

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DARPA builds faster-than-Usain-Bolt Cheetah robot

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sort of cool - fast processing etc

All I need now is a saddle for it and I can run away from the impending global warming doom thing!

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So, just what is the ultimate bacon sarnie?

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"entering" a bacon sarnie!

Go on - maybe just a little tongue wiggling?

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Pret-a-porter: LG boffins' bendy battery can be worn as PANTS

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Re: One thing left

I fear having a shit is much more fun than jogging? Sent from my bog

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Warp core breach!

Ejecting pants in t-minus 5 minutes...4 min 59sec etc

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Computacenter profit hit by start-up costs in Germany

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'Growing pains impacted our bottom'

Please at least try to pretend you're a grown up - this is getting expensive (see icon)

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NASA funds sexy, stealthy, sideways supersonic flying wing

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Change mode at mach 2, ye!

So how far would it travel when it's out of control at that speed?

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Brummie plod cuffed in Facebook troll hunt

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"constant abuse by a minority"

Is that advertisers you're talking about?

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Young alcoholic star 'covered in fluids needed for birth of alien life'

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Alcohol ingredients in space! Ye!

I thought this was going to be another quantum mechanics question again?

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UK kids' charity lobbies hard for 'opt-in' web smut access

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I can only hope...

my kids have never seen the Daily Mail site - totally disgusting. What sort of credibility can Esther possibly gain from associating herself with it?

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