Posts by Mr Young

Phone and Taser and Cattle Prod

Sounds like a good combo - does it work on children? Won't somebody please think of the parents?

But...

Is it ok to do it in your own garden? Maybe not - I guess I better keep my heid doon for the meantime?! Ok - I'm going now

What a really, really big surprise - I'm shocked!

Things go wrong for Apple just like everybody and everything else? Oh well - at least they can download a fix instead of it being on a mask processor for example - grrrrr.

WooHoo - a new friend!

My ISP is interested in my completely boring life? They really must be scraping that barrell thingy. Sad bastards. I can't even remember how old the phone tap law etc is - applies the same as far as I can see!

I wonder?

I can't possibly know everything and I sometimes wonder if some commentard words on the Reg would result in the commentard ending up in the shit - law/court/money etc? Or maybe the Reg? Or maybe both? I'm only curious - it doesn't bother me cause I'm a fucking genius after 10 pints of beer anyway?!

Sounds like denial?

But who am I to say?

Ooooh nooo

Not MLF - can you make it go away?

185hp?

I do agree with the humorous comments throughout - maybe they mean 185hp for each of the fans? Even then this wee graphic looks like it would just about manage to wobble about the ground making lots of noise! I think it would probably take about 2000hp and big rotors to get this in the air - Helicopter would do maybe?

They better try harder than a tokomak

That LHC dial on 11 - can it chuck hydrogen into boron? Now that would be a coool test!

Monster Boxes - I knew that already

Last time I took a crowbar to one of these boxes it had a T.Rex in it! Again! Anybody got a Kraken they'd like to swap? Anyway, Nimby pansies sound like they need a reminder of dialup with a 56k modem. Aaah, them were the days...

The net is gone...eer, wait a minute!

I just don't believe this Purple Princey Prick guy - is he deluded or what?

It's about trust I would say

I mean, you can't possibly do all that finance work yourself! This perp is an icon. <=see picture

There really is only one way to sort this I think?

FIGHT!!!!!! Please prepare your handbags for sunrise!

Phew!

Glad to hear it wasn't mice - don't they like nibbling wiring for some strange reason? Not a good idea in a plane I would say? Alternatively - I've heard maggots are pretty good at cleaning fleshy wounds.

Hey man! How do I go about betting against this stock?

Like they big city traders do? What? I need some money for that? Oh well, crap idea anyway.

Unencrypted Data? On a CD? Out with the Courier?

Surely that IS a piss take? Or maybe I landed on wrong planet today?

I not sure I can take anymore of this.

I think I maybe weeped/leaked/dribbled with laughter - I'll have to check.

iTape anyone???

Comes in any colour you want! Easy to install! Only costs $12! *

* Arrives in packing bigger than your letterbox with a CD containing an EULA. Online registration is required to activate this product.

Sorted.

Yes, I remember Windows backup utilities

Last time I tried that nonsense I blamed my box of Floppy Disks! Sounds like it's still a piece of shit?

I feel left out now

Facebook? Who is this Zuckerberg fellow?

I sometimes wish I had small man syndrome

But all I got was knackered knees and a sore back instead. Bah

How long is the piece of string?

Do I need 2 ipads and a stringy accessory as well? Maybe I just need help with the el reg units

"SkyDrive storage service"

Who thought of the name 'SkyDrive'? I predict it'll feck up with data access/storage a few times (for many customers) and then be known for evermore as 'Skydive'?

oops...

after all these years of trying to attach a portable killer head mounted laser beam pack onto a shark thing - you tell me it's easy wif dolfins. Thanks for that.

"Miss Ellie bites the big one"

Who thinks of these lines? That one just had me grinning after a below average day!

More noise, it's everywhere.

If I powered a local device (phone etc) from a battery powered mains inverter would that not screw this clever stuff with too big signal interference very nearby etc?

What's an SCR?

One of these things that connects GB to FR maybe? Silicon Controlled Rectifier with electrickery and nuclear guff? Where is a manfrommars?

This lost memory stick...

Will obviously need trauma counselling - it's a big bad world oot there...

The night before..ooooh

If it consisted of craming for exams I'm sure a few beers would screw that idea!

I'm gonna be late for work today...

I got in me car and turned the key and nothing happened? I looked online and it appears it's doing a fat software upgrade! Security feature apparently?

I'm not sure?

So does this mean Yahoo! considers my web connection a distributed resource? Maybe I should send them I bill for using my leccy and PC? Hey - what about the cost of lighting, heating, beer, CPU cooling,coffees,biscuits? OMG - spreadsheet required...

Haa,Haaa

What a bunch of total loons!? If these sickos want to spy on people why don't they go away and hide in a garden hedge?

I don't believe that!

Have Apple approved this sausage accessory thingy? I wouldn't have thought so!

Translation maybe required?

“I cannot express how sorry I am for my conduct,” Goel, 51 = "SHIT! Oh no - I've been caught!"

cool!

I still want the batteries hanging below the wings with wee cones and fins and wires. Struts as well obviously? Hope it works:)