754 posts • joined 28 May 2009
Think of the children!
I do that quite a lot actually - the cringeworthy dial would be at 11 if one of mine ends up being a politician:)
"biggest operational risk"?
Not from my point of view - when will the money printing machine break down?
I think I maybe feel a little sick
Even Apple needs planning permission?
That's MY small concrete bunker fucked then...
I resent this!
Stop looking at my old spacecraft with your "naked eye" thanks
Nice looking kit!
I'll discuss it further - see what my kids think of it etc;
Re: Google should redirect them
Reminded me of a funny 'Allo' allo' thing! The French stick Google, snigger?
Re: What about FreeView?
Take an up vote for the good use of the word 'icky'
And here was me...
thinking ISP's were simply data pipes! I can imagine a phone getting tapped like in spy movies easy enough but blocking a phone call because I use a naughty word? OMG - do I have to go back to modem speeds or buy a satellite off Ebay to get round this control freakery stuff?
Did she slap him with a rocket taking off in the background for the not selfie photo? Get forensics on the case right now!
I refuse to read the words 'marketing' and 'programmers' in the same article - please consider my subscription cancelled.
Re: It's amazing....
Don't despair - I'll go for cheap clean energy for starters
Re: Meh, an armoured HUMVEE will be cheaper.
I don't know - a bit more battery and motor tech with some extra carbon fibre then your feeble fleshy door size standards don't matter anymore (apart from the lintel falling on your head on the way through maybe)
Big Red Abort Button.
Bonus points for containing the word bra as well hopefully;
Re: I am shocked - SHOCKED
Don't worry, bears of the future will appreciate the heroic efforts of these early pioneers - "Today I'm going to rip some humans throat IN SPACE!". I feel a little scared now...
Did you see...
Theresa May squirming every time she mentioned the word 'terrorist' on the BBC news? Good - so did I.
Have I got it wrong with the units?
I'd guess grassing up a superpower deserves around 35 months probation? Fuck ye - lets get him out of it - FLAME ON!!!
surely the quote 'order a shed' makes it sound almost believable?
Their site is so shite that...
...somebody else really should be "diy.com". I'll buy that for a dollar etc
I'm increasingly convinced...
Governments have 'something to hide' (how innocent of me to take this long); Detaining partners of journalists "just because" stinks of total fucking hypocrisy when all I hear is 'I've got nothing to fear'. Well fuck them and stop abusing all of us in anyway you can think of thanks...
"Unlawfully accessing personal data"
Sounds like a slap on the wrist - it's probably appropriate. Next up is the GOV! Oh no...
Plod - deploy quality burger van!
Sounds like he may try and make a run for it? Game on - circa 70's good luck etc
Re: I hope so
He must have done something really fucking serious to deserve that comment? Myself - I'd save the 90 year sentences for war criminals tried in a court of law (must maintain faith etc) with proper oversight!
Works for me
XP = classic
Cue multiple votes either way...
The CCTV camera really gets me!
Why is that funny?
Re: Whats new?
Indeed - I could be wrong but I understand the line rental always goes back to BT whoever you give the payment to? Since it's their line fair enough. The next question I pondered was 'is my line rental somehow subsidizing a fecking tv sport channel in some way?' . Not acceptable - in fact I think the BBC news (for what it's worth) should be sport free as well!
Yours deluded etc
And there we have it!
A burger that can survive warp drive - another vital ingredient
He was meant to be sticking the barcodes on potential Playmonauts ffs
You make me glad I don't have a superiority complex you trolling twat
"Kevin Bacon avoids slapped wrist"
So where did this slapped wrist landed exactly? I for one hope it missed my modem!
Ye man -
let's have a closer look at our very own star in a jar.
It does seem really difficult to avoid this mass surveillance - in many ways I think humiliation may be the ultimate answer? I've rarely sometimes considered listening in (say spouse or child) and discarded the idea on moral grounds so where does that leave people that feel the need to slurp every little byte?
Re: Dave says...
Rhino shagging - never thought of that one?
So soon after our hero hit the drink you send another one up in a dangerous craft? They guys must have steel balls etc
Wait a minute!
If we are not driving our cars it's an advert opportunity right?
Or maybe Google could arrange some AI to do this:-
Orbit may be worth aiming for after all;
I sometimes wish I believed in the law like you do
Every time I find myself wanting to buy a great TV the thought of adverts soon stops that idea - even having to press a button on the remote to skip them pisses me off
I don't believe it!
You (or maybe the cat) made me laugh at the sidebar photo - do I need help?
My kids got past that stage
total slobs nowadays;
Number 23 is a cracker!
"APPLE IS HIJACKING GREAT SEX BY FAILING To SELL ITS DEVICE IN SAFE MODE"?
WTF - surely I could still manage a good fuck while holding a phone at the same time?
Hot live action?
Disgusting! And I hope it all went well;
Give the poor guy a break!
Looks like the rocket performed really well considering some sensor was upside down;
Why am I bored?
I believe it's because some cheesy little peeping toms have been caught with their pants down again? I sure am glad I don't earn a salary doing that
You climb in and aim away from this planet! Dials at 11 and pray etc;
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