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Forget eyeballs and radar! Brits tackle GPS JAMMERS with WWII technology

Mr Young

Re: Dead reckoning? MUH... how do do I into pen & paper?

I, for one, am not going to buy a Ring Laser Gyro of Ebay - it might Tweet it's status!

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Parents can hide abortion, contraception advice from kids, thanks to BT's SEX-ED web block

Mr Young
Flame

Think of the children!

I do that quite a lot actually - the cringeworthy dial would be at 11 if one of mine ends up being a politician:)

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Blighty's top moneymen: Hackers are SLURPING CASH direct from banks

Mr Young
Flame

"biggest operational risk"?

Not from my point of view - when will the money printing machine break down?

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'Spotify for TV' Magine terrifies Euro players with smart TV deals

Mr Young
Flame

"connected TVs"

I think I maybe feel a little sick

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Dead Steve Jobs' Apple donut SPACESHIP HQ gets permission to land

Mr Young
Coffee/keyboard

Even Apple needs planning permission?

That's MY small concrete bunker fucked then...

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Basically RUBBISH 'COMET of the Century' ISON snapped by HiRISE in Mars orbit

Mr Young
Coffee/keyboard

I resent this!

Stop looking at my old spacecraft with your "naked eye" thanks

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LAST CHANCE to get yer cut-price Iridium satellite comms unit

Mr Young
Happy

Nice looking kit!

I'll discuss it further - see what my kids think of it etc;

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French data cops to Google: RIGHT, you had your chance. PUNISHMENT time

Mr Young
Happy

Re: Google should redirect them

Reminded me of a funny 'Allo' allo' thing! The French stick Google, snigger?

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ISPs set to install network-level smut filters despite Lib Dem opposition

Mr Young
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Re: What about FreeView?

Take an up vote for the good use of the word 'icky'

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Mr Young
Go

And here was me...

thinking ISP's were simply data pipes! I can imagine a phone getting tapped like in spy movies easy enough but blocking a phone call because I use a naughty word? OMG - do I have to go back to modem speeds or buy a satellite off Ebay to get round this control freakery stuff?

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Cold-blooded, INHUMAN visitor hitches ride on NASA moon rocket

Mr Young
Coffee/keyboard

Miss Piggy?

Did she slap him with a rocket taking off in the background for the not selfie photo? Get forensics on the case right now!

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Happy Friday the 13th! It's Programmers' Day

Mr Young
Happy

That's it!

I refuse to read the words 'marketing' and 'programmers' in the same article - please consider my subscription cancelled.

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That earth-shattering NSA crypto-cracking: Have spooks smashed RC4?

Mr Young
Pint

Re: It's amazing....

Don't despair - I'll go for cheap clean energy for starters

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US military: 'Help us build the ROBO-WARFIGHTER OF THE FUTURE'

Mr Young
Alien

Re: Meh, an armoured HUMVEE will be cheaper.

I don't know - a bit more battery and motor tech with some extra carbon fibre then your feeble fleshy door size standards don't matter anymore (apart from the lintel falling on your head on the way through maybe)

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WIN a RockBLOCK Iridium satellite comms module

Mr Young

BRAB -

Big Red Abort Button.

Bonus points for containing the word bra as well hopefully;

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Rasp Pi skydive: Ballsy Baumgartner best beware Brit bionic Babbage Bear

Mr Young
Coffee/keyboard

Re: I am shocked - SHOCKED

Don't worry, bears of the future will appreciate the heroic efforts of these early pioneers - "Today I'm going to rip some humans throat IN SPACE!". I feel a little scared now...

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Snowden journo's partner wins partial injunction on seized data

Mr Young
Mushroom

Did you see...

Theresa May squirming every time she mentioned the word 'terrorist' on the BBC news? Good - so did I.

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Bradley Manning sentenced to 35 years in prison

Mr Young
Mushroom

Have I got it wrong with the units?

I'd guess grassing up a superpower deserves around 35 months probation? Fuck ye - lets get him out of it - FLAME ON!!!

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Essential maintenance website down for, er, essential maintenance

Mr Young
Pint

Re: Liar!

surely the quote 'order a shed' makes it sound almost believable?

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Mr Young
Thumb Down

Their site is so shite that...

...somebody else really should be "diy.com". I'll buy that for a dollar etc

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Guardian lets UK spooks trash 'Snowden files' PCs to make them feel better

Mr Young
Mushroom

I'm increasingly convinced...

Governments have 'something to hide' (how innocent of me to take this long); Detaining partners of journalists "just because" stinks of total fucking hypocrisy when all I hear is 'I've got nothing to fear'. Well fuck them and stop abusing all of us in anyway you can think of thanks...

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Probation officer gets TINY fine for spilling domestic violence victim's ADDRESS

Mr Young
Black Helicopters

"Unlawfully accessing personal data"

Sounds like a slap on the wrist - it's probably appropriate. Next up is the GOV! Oh no...

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Getting worried, Assange? WikiLeaks spaffs out 'insurance' info

Mr Young
Happy

Plod - deploy quality burger van!

Sounds like he may try and make a run for it? Game on - circa 70's good luck etc

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Manning's max sentence cut, may only spend up to 90 years in the cooler

Mr Young
Devil

Re: I hope so

He must have done something really fucking serious to deserve that comment? Myself - I'd save the 90 year sentences for war criminals tried in a court of law (must maintain faith etc) with proper oversight!

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Microsoft warns of post-April zero day hack bonanza on Windows XP

Mr Young

Works for me

XP = classic

Cue multiple votes either way...

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Attention, addicts: LEGO meth lab pays homage to Breaking Bad

Mr Young
Coffee/keyboard

The CCTV camera really gets me!

Why is that funny?

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BRUCE WILLIS (ad) DIES HARD (in Sky broadband telly fib ban)

Mr Young
Happy

Re: Whats new?

Indeed - I could be wrong but I understand the line rental always goes back to BT whoever you give the payment to? Since it's their line fair enough. The next question I pondered was 'is my line rental somehow subsidizing a fecking tv sport channel in some way?' . Not acceptable - in fact I think the BBC news (for what it's worth) should be sport free as well!

Yours deluded etc

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Sergey Brin's 'test-tube burger' cooked, eaten, declared meat-like

Mr Young
Pint

And there we have it!

A burger that can survive warp drive - another vital ingredient

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SAP boss cops jail time plea after Lego barcode bust

Mr Young
Coffee/keyboard

Total fail!

He was meant to be sticking the barcodes on potential Playmonauts ffs

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Edward Snowden skips into Russia as Putin grants him asylum

Mr Young
Boffin

@Matt Bryant

You make me glad I don't have a superiority complex you trolling twat

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Kevin Bacon avoids slapped wrist after TV pipe-fatness claims

Mr Young
Joke

"Kevin Bacon avoids slapped wrist"

So where did this slapped wrist landed exactly? I for one hope it missed my modem!

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NASA gets red-hot shots of Sun in action as IRIS goes online

Mr Young
Thumb Up

Ye man -

let's have a closer look at our very own star in a jar.

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BT's not at home to Mr Profit, but its lordly boss probably isn't too fussed

Mr Young
Thumb Up

Hi dephormation

It does seem really difficult to avoid this mass surveillance - in many ways I think humiliation may be the ultimate answer? I've rarely sometimes considered listening in (say spouse or child) and discarded the idea on moral grounds so where does that leave people that feel the need to slurp every little byte?

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Feeling HORNY? RHINOCEROS INCEST project underway at Cincinnati Zoo

Mr Young
Coffee/keyboard

Re: Dave says...

Rhino shagging - never thought of that one?

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How our shaken Reg Playmonaut survived a 113,000ft stratodangle

Mr Young
Happy

Risky, risky!

So soon after our hero hit the drink you send another one up in a dangerous craft? They guys must have steel balls etc

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CONFIRMED: Driverless cars to hit actual British roads by end of year

Mr Young
WTF?

Wait a minute!

If we are not driving our cars it's an advert opportunity right?

Or maybe Google could arrange some AI to do this:-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4a2cgi0IOY

Orbit may be worth aiming for after all;

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PRISM scandal: Brit spooks operated within the law, say politicos

Mr Young
WTF?

Re: LMAO!

I sometimes wish I believed in the law like you do

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Telly bigwigs try to close down Aereo streaming service - again

Mr Young
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Indeed

Every time I find myself wanting to buy a great TV the thought of adverts soon stops that idea - even having to press a button on the remote to skip them pisses me off

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Tumblr's iOS fix for clear-text password login howler was WEEKS LATE

Mr Young
Coffee/keyboard

I don't believe it!

You (or maybe the cat) made me laugh at the sidebar photo - do I need help?

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IQ test: 'Artificial intelligence system as smart as a four year-old'

Mr Young
Pint

My kids got past that stage

total slobs nowadays;

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Man sues Apple for allowing him to become addicted to PORN

Mr Young
Coffee/keyboard

Number 23 is a cracker!

"APPLE IS HIJACKING GREAT SEX BY FAILING To SELL ITS DEVICE IN SAFE MODE"?

WTF - surely I could still manage a good fuck while holding a phone at the same time?

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Click here for hot live SPEARS test action

Mr Young
Happy

Hot live action?

Disgusting! And I hope it all went well;

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Human error blamed for toxic Russian rocket explosion

Mr Young
Thumb Up

Give the poor guy a break!

Looks like the rocket performed really well considering some sensor was upside down;

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Snowden: US and Israel did create Stuxnet attack code

Mr Young
Mushroom

Why am I bored?

I believe it's because some cheesy little peeping toms have been caught with their pants down again? I sure am glad I don't earn a salary doing that

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