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John70

UK Call Centres?!??!?!?!

VM have UK Call Centres???

John70

Scrap metal

Just send metal theives into orbit, they can scrounge for the scrap metals.

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Missed one

...as thick as two short planks...

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Why not...

...remake IV, V and VI. It's pretty close to a remake with all the added CGI, etc.

After all Hollywood are remaking films that are not as old as Star Wars.

John70

@MGJ - But of course

You will find that there are Sharia Courts in the UK. I think the total is 100 courts.

John70
Pirate

Stop Pirates???

When will software companies learn that no matter what DRM you put into a product it will be cracked.

All this will do is piss off the people that bought the game especially if their Internet connection goes down.

John70

Customer Support

Dealing with Indian call centres is a pain in the arse.

Companies operating in the UK should be forced to have call centres in the UK and employ people that can speak English clearly.

There are plenty of towns in the UK with high unemployment that the calls centres can be based. At least it will get people back to work and government will get more in taxes.

John70

Storage Media

Looks like the tech companies will have to come up with a new storage media to replace Blu-ray that can put a full extended version on LotR onto 1 disc instead of splitting it over 2 discs.

John70

Just what I was thinking as well...

see title

John70

Licenses Sold

"We recommend folks look at upgrading to Windows 7, which is the fastest selling operating system in history, selling over 400 million licences to date," wrote LeBlanc.

There is a difference between licenses sold and licenses in use.

Does this figure include OEMs who's computers are still in the showroom waiting to be sold?

John70

Google+

The problem I see Google+ is that it's another way to profile you to sell your soul to advertising. And all the info that is on Facebook is Google's wet dream to know everything about you.

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Scandel

Once the next scandel brings down The Sun On Sunday, it might also take The Sun with it.

John70

Passwords

wasn't it writetyper for Jet Set Willy?

John70
Pint

Bye bye Sarah...

...and good luck in your new venture. You will be missed amonst these pages.

John70

One way to switch users

"The only way users will willingly switch is if there is a must-have service that they can't access with ipV4 and I can't see that happening any time soon"

Get Facebook to use IPv6 only. That will get a lot of end users switching over.

John70

File System

There is mention of a new file system called Protogon.

http://www.windows8update.com/2011/06/01/windows-8-new-file-system-protogon/

John70

It's time for an enemy...

... that cannot be defeated by the Doctor's Sonic Screwdriver.

John70

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I'm with you dotdavid. I will not be getting one as long as there are "additional" fees for using the extra features on the box.

I won't even be paying up front. When my existing box "malfunctions" I'll demand a replacement for free or I'll cancel my subscription.

John70

Logo

The logo still looks crap from the day it was unveiled.

John70

Not matter what speed you have...

...you are still limited to the speed the host can send data to you.

John70

Traffic Shaping

Not if they are traffic shaping which they do at peak times.

Posted in Medal of Honour
John70

My questions are

Like with previous Medal of Honor games (Allied Assault, Spearhead, etc) for the PC

1. Can we set up a dedicated server running on our own hardware or rented hardware that players can join ?

2. Can the players create their own custom maps ?

3. Can the players mod the game (like freeze tag, etc) ?

After the farce with Modern Warefare and the absolute crappy IWNet for P2P multiplayer game play (which has put me off buying anymore Activision/Infinity Ward games) I am hoping that all the questions for Medal of Honor is yes.

If not then EA Games needs to have a good think about the PC gamers.

After all it was the custom map makers and modders that made the orginal MoH series one of the best FPS games in years even when Activision tried to copy it with their first Call of Duty series.

John70

What if...

...I use "There is an application for that" ??

John70

Budget

This trip to the US of A must have blown the entire season's budget.

Guess they will make up for it by shooting all the other episodes on the strrets of Cardiff instead in the studio on the sets of alien worlds.

John70

Stephen Hawking

"This view is not shared by professor Stephen Hawking, The Australian notes. He recently warned: “I imagine they might exist in massive ships, having used up all the resources from their home planet."

Has Professor Hawking been watching Independence Day?

John70

Facebook is a film??

I for one will not be watching this film.

I will keep my pennies for something that is worth watching. Cinema prices are bloody expensive.

I hope this will become a very expensive flop.

John70

Don't forget...

...the Demo Scene

John70

British Trillions

1,000,000,000,000,000,000 British Trillion

1,000,000,000,000 US Trillion

BIG difference.

Now if the Financial markets used proper British billions and trillions the national debt won't seem so bad.

John70

Quota

Since I won't be buying an iPad the poor bloke can have my quota.

John70
Black Helicopters

Deities

You never know, deities and aliens might be one and the same.

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This is a title

The "green" part is no more people driving round reading meters.

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Rural Area

Why the hell should people with land lines pay an extra tax so rural areas can have broadband?

I'm sorry but it's the telecoms companies that should pay for this. Not add more tax.

They asked for Government help because it isn't cost effective to put the infrastructure in place.

And what will happen if (not when) all this in place? Will they remove this "tax"?

John70

Cut them off

If China won't allow freedom of speech on the Internet then I say cut them off. Deny China (and any other country that wants to do mass censoring) access to the Internet.

Put it this way we will have less spam, virus and hack attempts.

John70

Plugins

Why should we need to install a plug-in to opt out of Google Spyware?

Google Spyware should be opt-in and you opt-in by installing the plug-ins.

Isn't it time for Vivien Reading to look into Google Spyware like she did with Phorm?

John70

Apollo 11

Will they be releasing photos of the Apollo 11 landing site?

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Backward compatibility

Why would you want WinMo7 to have backward compatibility with previous WinMo's?

Do you want WinMo7 to be bloated like Windows is?

Personally I think Microsoft should create a new OS (Windows and Mobile) from scratch and screw backward compatibility. Get rid of the bloat.

If your WinMo6.5 app is any good, the author would create a new version for WinMo7 to stay up to date.

John70

Alien Life

If Alien life was detected, it would have been hushed up to avoid global panic and mass suicides.

And all religions will realise that God/Allah/Budda/etc do not exist but have infact been worshipping aliens. Goa'uld System Lords (Ra, Apophis, Anubis) perhaps?

Explains the birth of Jesus...

Mary impregnated by aliens.

The 3 "Wise" men following the light of an alien ship which then shone it's searchlight onto the stable.

Jesus has "special" abilities, like heal people with a single touch. Alien psychic powers.

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Now only if...

...they force ad companies to use dot-ads so we can easily block them out as well.

John70

Windows.Next

The next version of Windows should be 64 bit only.

It should be written from the ground up.

There should be NO backward compatibility built into it, no legacy crap.

For backward compatibility, Virtual PC should be used with older OS installed on it.

John70

International Effort

If there is going to be any manned missions to the Moon or Mars (or further) it will have to be an International Co-operation.

We can no longer rely on the US of A for advancing mankind into space.

If the International Community pools their resources (man power, technology and money) we could be on the Moon again within a decade and on Mars with 20 years.

I'm sure China or India would love to get a man on the moon, well any other nation just to beat the Americans.

John70

Constructions

Will you be releasing photos of the construction and testing of PARIS and Vulture 1 before the final launch?

John70

Software

Hollywood might as well go and sue Microsoft since Bit Torrent runs on their Operating System.

Well it is the operating system that stores the data on the hard drive/removable media.

John70

Larrikin Music

Why has it taken Larrikin Music this long to sue Men at Work?

Kookaburra Sits in the Old Gum Tree was written in 1934.

Down Under in the early 1980's.

It is now 2010, nearly 30 years since Down Under and 76 years since Kookaburra Sits in the Old Gum Tree.

Is Larrikin Music going to sue all the schools for allowing the children to sing this song as well?

John70

What's next...

We have the Jesus Phone, Moses tablet...

What's next... Noah's Ark for a storage server?

John70

Smut

Only 14% was smut?

hmmm... better do my own survey to see if that's accurate.

John70
Pirate

Happened to me

Are they sure it's a mistake?

GB@Gov.Uk needs to balance the books and what's better than issuing wrong tax codes to make people pay more?

John70

Star Trek Online

I'm on Virgin Media 20Mb and I downloaded Star Trek Online 7 Gb in size within 3 hours.

And that was on a week day evening.

John70

Sounds like...

...we need Judge Dread style police.

John70

MW2

IW alienated clans who wanted their own dedicated servers to run training and play in ladder matches.

IW alienated the modding community when they dedicated not to have dedicated servers so there was no chance of people creating custom maps.

For these types of games to succeed on a PC the games need to allow players to create their own maps and create custom mods.

It was for these reasons why many people cancelled their orders and went back to CoD4.

Do this claim take into account cancelled or refunded orders?

This reminds me when there was an outcry from PC gamers about CoD2 which had no anti-cheat technology which caused the CoD community to lock out their servers for a day as a sign of protest.

John70

Earth-Like

I think we should start using planet classifications like in Star Trek instead of using Earth-Like.

Earth = M Class - sutible for human life.

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