455 posts • joined 19 May 2009
Re: Small company similar issue
AND when they got home, they'd be in Sunderland.
Re: Small company similar issue
>>Awesome article, Yours are some of the best that I read on the reg.
You're all very flattering this weekend. Whatever happened to the "I want The Reg to refund the lost 10 minutes of my life reading that crap" brigade?
Re: The right question is not if you should call her mom
Why should I call her mom? She's not my mom.
>> Now, who was this musical entertainer?
His name is given in the main text of this week's column but you might have to work it out. Do you know what an 'acrostic' is?
OK, next time I walk into a room of users, I will ask for a show of hands:
- who needs to copy and paste text?
- who needs to suspend or abort a run?
Re: De Bios, she is incompatible..
I am intrigued. In what language would 'BIOS' be a feminine noun?
Similarly bright people
Looking forward to the hand-crafted beer. I can't stand it when they it with their elbows.
Re: Your shortcut gems?
Formatting in WordPerfect 5.1
Despite everything I've said, a lot of key-driven programs weren't very nice at all. Half-Life Wife and I cut our word processing er teeth on WordStar. I hated it. All that Ctrl+K blocking fuss in order to format something was possibly the stupidest way of selecting text I can think of. WordPerfect got a lot of good PR but it was just as bad. So was Word.
Re: Text editting
>> the requirement for curses to optimise screen updates
I knew it: cursing at the screen works!
Re: Old dogs, new tricks
Yes, I spent a year working opposite someone who typed like he was playing whack-a-mole.
You remapped AltGr? How does your friend type a fodda?
Re: You've done it now
An irish policeman walks into a bar at BBC Media Centre and offers to buy everyone a drink. While taking the orders, he turns to a few 1970s DJs sitting at a nearby table and asks: "And you t'ree?"
Re: Streaming wins
>>Of my parent's collections I listen to precisely nothing
How tragic. It was through my parents' record collection that I discovered Led Zeppelin, The Nice, trade jazz and reggae. Still, there's plenty of Will.I.Am for your kids to discover on their own, eh?
>> royalties from broadcast radio-play
I'm not talking about the silly charge that Performing Rights hit offices and garages with. I mean what radio stations pay to play each track. All artists receive the same rate.
Re: A question
Not only more effective but curiously less offensive.
>>P.S. Tim Cook is a cold hearted bastard for foisting that crap on us
>>So is U2...
And they're both Ireland-based tax dodgers, so it's trebles all round.
My experience of project managers has been generally good, so perhaps I'm lucky.
>> double entendres about my shaft
I have been known to use the tip of my shaft to pick food out of my teeth.
Coincidentally, I have chronic neck pain.
I only gave her as an example because that's the only pornstar I could name from the 1980s, and THAT'S only because I found out when she had a small part in 'Cry Baby'.
Re: Phone Cameras...
And to be fair, I hadn't shaved for a couple of days, I hadn't brushed what's left of my hair, let alone gelled it, and the photos were taken in my kitchen at 4.30am. You may have noticed that I'm still wearing pyjamas.
Re: Watch the whole two hour Apple event
>> how very mildly amusing
I absolutely MUST print that endorsement on the back of my book.
Re: Phone Cameras...
Ah now there is a journalistic tradition for outdated byline photos to which I am simply adhering out of professional conformity.
Re: Half Man Half Biscuit
In an alternative world, Apple could have done this by mistake, inviting U2 to perform but accidentally releasing HMHB's 'Achtung Bono' album to the world.
Re: At least on the bright side
First world problems, quite: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwvlbJ0h35A
Re: This article was published because WHY?
It was published with the sole intention of annoying YOU, Derek. Just you, no-one else. Feel free to come back any time and read it again if you wish to be annoyed further.
No, The Joshua Tree wasn't an album. It was a multimedia marketing exercise in taking money off Americans, with its silly cowboy hats and radio-friendly pop-rock.
She giggles when you're writing firmware, or when you're writing "firmware". Only, the first doesn't seem very funny.
Re: SCSI port...
My worry is that she may have been saying "scuzzy", which gives the expression an entirely different emphasis.
No, no, you haven't got the hang of this. You're supposed to say that X minutes of your life was wasted reading the column and that you want cash recompense. Join the queue, pal.
Re: Alistair Dabbs
>> the Will Self of the IT world
Except much shorter, poorer and less likely to get published in New Statesman or The Guardian. I know this because I tried.
Re: re: Blind spot is another metaphor
Love the pedantry and all that, but I am compelled to retort. I said that my use of the expression "blind spot" in its context was a metaphor AND that my retinas were OK. I never wrote that my retinas lacked actual, non-metaphoric blind spots.
Re: Pegging order?
>> illuminate them to the receiver's perspective
The receiver? Illuminate? Are we talking about a light-up telephone here?
Re: Pegging order?
Pecking, exactly. Is 'pecking' another sexual euphemism?
Re: Everything is an innuendo
And yet it was Watson who moved out of Baker Street and got married. I surmise that Holmes never outgrew the innocent follies of youth.
Re: Murakami does chic-lit
My favourite is 'Hard Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World' but I agree that 'Wind Up Bird Chronicle' would be a good place to start because it's at least based in reality. I was told to start with one of the short-story collections 'After the Quake' but I found it rather dull, as are all the others, compared to his novels.
Murakami does chic-lit
Colorless Tsukuru Tazaki was a big disappointment. I prefer it when Murakami does surrealist adventure. This book was more like a Danielle Steel romance. While this is probably akin to his early works such as Sputnik Sweetheart, I will think twice before rushing to buy "the latest Murakami" again.
personal computer in their home
Ah now this gets to the crux of the matter and one of the themes of this week's column.
Did any home in the 1970s and early 80s have any use for a personal computer? Hey, I'd have loved an Intel i7 ultrabook connected to the Internet by IEEE 802.11n in 1980 ... but you know what? All they had were BBC Micros and ZX Spectrums, which were of NO use to the average home, unless you include being able to play a version of Pong as "useful".
So my observation is that I'm sick of people telling me how orgasmic 3D printing is when it isn't... yet. Sure, I could let the market decide, which is another way of saying: "Don't tell anyone how crap the products are at the moment! Let them spend their money based on wild rumour and misleading PR and then find out for themselves!" It's an interesting approach but not one that I subscribe to.
Imagine if you could print the kits
If you could print the kits, why not just print the finished object? In fact, why not print the finished object inside a sealed box, stick it on top of a wardrobe and have done with it?
Re: "Fuck yeah!"
Never question irony.
Re: Something for the weekend?
>> The weekend is almost over sir
I am aware of this. We may change the name of this column to: "Something That No-one Will Read, Sir?"
Aeropress = increase "length and girth"
That photo of Aeropress looks a bit familiar. Didn't they advertise in Razzle and Fiesta?
Re: Free WiFi is not a right
Yes, it must be difficult for a hotel charging £150 per night for a boxroom and no breakfast to scrape a profit if they gave away the WiFi for nothing, especially considering how much the hotel itself contributes to the upkeep of the Net.
Re: "stupid fucking idiot dipshit wanky cock-sucking Will.I.Am"
I am (slowly) compiling my first hundred SFTWS columns for publishing in book form, and I am in the process of inserting footnotes that reveal every instance in which my references to Will.I.Am were expunged.
Try saying it out loud.
- Alistair "Dr Seuss" Dabbs
Do not pass Go
Which jail did you choose to test from?
Did we just call Tim Worstall "buff"?
You're not the one who keeps getting her kit off, are you?
Re: Summoner's Tale
It may be "proper" but it is still "questionable". In terms of grammatical pedantry, "Ten Summoner's Tales" is correct. It is, however, questionable: despite being attractively concise in its three words, "Ten Summoner's Tales" is an awkward way of both (1) declaring that there is such a thing as a Summoner's Tale and (2) that there are ten of them.
It is also grammatically correct to walk into a cafe and order "one eggs and bacon" once you have established that "eggs and bacon" refers a named item on the menu rather than, oh I dunno, simply some eggs and bacon on a plate, but I would argue that the grammar, although explicable, is questionable.
Re: Ten Summoner’s Tales
The one thing that a pun is supposed to do is sound like another word. Sting's pun doesn't even have the same number of syllables.
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