* Posts by Sean Timarco Baggaley

1038 publicly visible posts • joined 8 May 2009

Linus Torvalds drops F-bomb on NVIDIA

Sean Timarco Baggaley
FAIL

@George 20:

As Linus himself said to the NVidia employee later on (it's actually at around the 60' 40" mark, not 59' 00"), he believes that people who get offended deserve to be offended.

Also: "So now he gave Linux a reputation of being rude little sh*t when things bother them."

You say that as if Open Source and "Free" Software fanatics haven't been going around spelling "Microsoft" with an oh-so-hilarious '$' sign, or referring to Apple owners as "Fanbois" and "iTards".

Linus has merely legitimised the view many of us have of your community: that it's full of childish egotistical geeks who care not one whit for any tribe's values but their own. It takes some seriously bizarre logic to redefine something that adds strict and severe conditions and restrictions to giving something away for nothing as "Freedom", despite the continuing existence of Public Domain. Only Public Domain adheres to the true meaning of gift-giving and freedom: no strings attached. None. Zip. Nada. You don't even have to credit the author if you don't want to.

Don't like NVidia's binary blobs? Don't buy a computer with an NVidia card in it then! NVidia have been very consistent about this for years already. Take the hint already. Unless you're on their board of directors, you don't get to tell them what to do. That's how businesses work. Yes, they might well lose some sales—though I doubt it'll be all that many—but that's their prerogative.

Sean Timarco Baggaley
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Re: Thumbs up for his wonderful gesture

You, and people like you, are part of the problem, not the solution.

If you'd bothered to watch the rest of that video linked in the article, you'd have seen that Linus himself wasn't particularly fussed about the 'closed' nature of games consoles. He even went so far as to say that different rules applied in that sector.

Open Source is not a religion. It's just a form of distribution; nothing more, nothing less. It will not usurp every other form of distribution. Not everything that can be given away for free* should be.

* (Terms & Conditions Apply. Strings may be attached. See attached license. Unless you're giving stuff away to the Public Domain, in which case, no terms and conditions apply, and no strings, or licenses, are attached.)

Microsoft next-gen Xbox details leak

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Re: all for a retail price of $300 (£191).

Assuming no major changes to the USD:GBP exchange rate, I'd be more inclined to expect a £250 price tag.

US prices are always quoted without any sales taxes included as those vary from state to state, so most US citizens are paying more than the headline $300 figure.

Microsoft will also want to ensure the natural exchange fluctuations don't bite them too hard. Given the state of the Euro, I wouldn't blame them for adding on a generous "F*ck-Up Factor". The UK's economy has some strong ties with the Eurozone, despite not being in the Eurozone itself, so if the EUR does go tits-up, as many seem to believe, the GBP will very likely suffer some collateral damage too.

Also, the UK now has a 20% VAT rate, not the 17.5% one it had before, so a £250 price tag seems logical to me: £40-ish of that would be VAT.

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Re: ARM or x86?

One issue with the v1.0 releases of each next-generation console has been the noise and power consumption. Early XBox360s (and XBoxes) were noisy buggers. Even the first PS3s could get quite loud as the fans powered-up.

Microsoft might therefore be planning to use the ARM core(s) for the Dashboard. This would certainly reduce power consumption and allow things like Blu-Ray viewing to be done without touching the x86 stuff at all.

Also, it's notable that AMD have recently announced their intention to include ARM cores on some of their x86 CPUs to handle some auxiliary features like security and encryption. I can imaging MS being interested in doing something similar to handle their DRM and make their consoles harder to crack.

Apple MacBook Air 11in 2012

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Re: No mobile broadband

Strange. Apple seem to be having no trouble at all selling these, despite their being so "useless".

Your name is Larry Page and I claim my £5.

Nokia after the purge: It's so unfair

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Fingers crossed.

Elop gets a lot of flack for taking Nokia into the Microsoft camp, but the blame for Nokia's lack of investment in Symbian lies entirely with Elop's predecessors: they had their chances and blew it. Repeatedly.

I still have a soft spot for Nokia and it's sad just how badly they managed to shoot themselves in the foot.

Elop might still be able to pull a rabbit out of the hat, but it's hard to see how Nokia can make a comeback at this stage. I suspect their mobile phone division's future may well be similar to that of Motorola Mobile: a buyout by Microsoft.

Buying Nokia's mobile phone business would give Microsoft the ability to take fight directly to Apple on their own terms by owning the whole widget, instead of relying on a shower of indifferent products from a cloud of third parties. The right hand—the software—really does need to know what the left hand—the hardware—is doing. That's the only way to do holistic design. And Microsoft know this now: they've got their own experiences working on their XBox platform as an example of what they can achieve if they nail it.

Retina Display detachment

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Re: ZTPAD

And your point is...?

An Ethernet dongle using a USB connector? They make no mention of USB 3 compatibility, so...

... it's definitely NOT a Gigabit Ethernet dongle!

Sean Timarco Baggaley

"In that price range why could it not be an extra in the box?"

Have you seen how much a fully-pimped Mac Pro costs these days? (Remember: you have to buy a screen for those too!)

And why don't you make the same argument about cars too? £9K for a small cheap car, but a decent audio system costs a whopping £350 extra? "Leather effect" seats adds £1K! Electrically adjustable wing mirrors? Certainly sir! That'll be just £450+VAT!

If every f*cker else can—and does—do this, and Apple have never been an exception. Even Dell and HP will nickel-and-dime you when they've a mind to. As will Adobe. And Microsoft. ("Oh, you want that feature? You'll have to buy the Pro Edition then! That'll be another £100 please!)

It has built-in WiFi—and Apple kit supports the 5GHz band too, not just the cheap seats. It has a bloody PCI bus on a string port. Twice! It even has USB 3 and an HDMI port and an SD card reader.

No, it doesn't have an optical drive—big whoop; sales of MacBook Airs haven't exactly suffered, and OS X has supported optical drive sharing at the EFI BIOS level for years now.

No, it doesn't have an Ethernet port as standard either. So what? You're already splashing out the best part of £2K on the machine; is a £25 optional extra really such a bummer? It's not as if you'd notice the weight in your laptop bag. After all, if weight were really such a priority, you'd have gone for the MacBook Air instead.

Also, the term "professional", in this context, is NOT limited solely to "programmers and IT admins". GbE is useless for me when I'm working on video projects. Dumping the file out to a nice Thunderbolt (or, hell, even USB 3!) external hard drive gets the file copied a bloody sight quicker than dribbling it over a GbE wire to a NAS drive when I need to do some archiving.

Stop acting like your profession is the only one that exists.

Apple adds gay and lesbian icons to iOS 6 messaging

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WTF?

@TRT:

"Huh? So many downvotes?"

For shame! Any student of the Baldrickian School of Relative Numberology knows that four = "some"*, not "many"!

* (Or, of course, a very small casserole.)

Girl Geek Dinner lady: The IT Crowd is putting schoolgirls off tech

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FAIL

Re: or

Seriously? Even "Black Books" was far better and more original than The IT Crowd. And Linehan's formulaic cardboard characters were very obvious there.

I've laughed out loud at "Father Ted", which was co-written by both Graham Linehan and Arthur Mathews, so Linehan can't claim sole responsibility for its greatness.

The first season of "Black Books" was also co-written by Dylan Moran and Graham Linehan. But when the writing team was changed in the later seasons, it was never quite as funny.

"The IT Crowd" is just poor. Clearly some people find it funny, but having the overrated Noel Fielding in it certainly didn't do anything to endear the series to me. The writing is tired, the plot contrivances are so ridiculous you can see the payoff coming a mile away, and the characters are pathetically two-dimensional. It's a live-action cartoon that's trying far too hard to be satirical, but failing even to reach mediocre parody. This isn't writing, it's coasting.

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Re: Calm down dear....

"the IT crowd is a COMEDY."

It is? Perhaps someone should tell Graham Linehan: that TV series is about as funny as having your head repeatedly slammed into a brick wall. It's clearly written by someone whose heard a lot of random anecdotes about the IT industry, but who has never actually worked in it.

(Also, Mr. Linehan: your formula is showing.)

Then again, I work in the games industry. It's hard to take "The IT Crowd" seriously as a comedy when you've had long conversations with graphics artists on the merits of specific types of bubble wrap as bedding. Or "conducted" a roomful of Commodore Amigas during an overnight testing session of Championship Manager 2's (rather ill-advised) Amiga port.

The latter project could have given TheDailyWTF enough material for an entire year.

Apple silences mute kids' speech app in patent blowup

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@Jeebus:

How old are you? Six?

Sean Timarco Baggaley

Re: Press release

^^^ Exactly.

People are knee-jerking against Apple as if Apple developed the damned thing. They didn't. They're just a retailer who don't want to get caught up in the backlash if it proves that PRC have valid patents. (And I suspect they do.)

Yes, the original PRC product is expensive, but so was the app they're suing about: a virtual sound-board shouldn't be costing hundreds of dollars, yet that's what they were charging for it! At least PRC were selling a combined ruggedised hardware + software device that did the same job, so you can understand why it'd be priced high for what is, to be fair, a very niche market.

If you work for, and are trained by, a company that has patented its research, then leave it to set up your own company in direct competition with them, you can bet your arse they're going to sue. Only an idiot wouldn't have seen this coming.

Also, do read the relevant patents carefully: it's not the basic "touch an image on a screen and hear a sound" part they're talking about. It's the user interface that PRC spent years researching and refining that's under contention here. The specific grouping of words mentioned in the article is a key element of the infringement charges.

Somebody has to pay for research, as even researchers need to eat and pay the rent. You can either pay for research indirectly through taxes—i.e. everyone pays a small slice—or directly when purchasing the resulting products / services. Even universities now maintain their own pools of patents and other IP for licensing.

Sean Timarco Baggaley
FAIL

@sisk:

Seriously? This is all Apple's fault now, despite their being only the retailer in this case?

Despite PRC making it clear that not only were the offending app's developers fully aware of their dodgy legal position?

To all those who think Apple are in the wrong here: Apple could become liable for damages if the software in question was found to be infringing on valid patents. No, a court does NOT need to make a judgement before this happens. Apple clearly sent out letters asking for clarification of the situation to BOTH parties. It seems clear that they thought the PRC guys may indeed have a legal leg to stand on. (They might be wrong, but it's the corporate lawyer's job to protect their employer, not some random third party.)

Apple didn't invent the US' patent laws, but they DO have to abide by them. Just like every other US citizen and corporation.

Don't like your country's laws? Get off your apathetic arse and get them changed. That's YOUR job. You don't just get to sit there in front of your computer and demand other people and corporations selectively ignore laws you, personally, don't like.

Apple's Retina Macs: A little too elite?

Sean Timarco Baggaley

Re: Professional video editing... on a laptop?

No, the IBM T22x monitors don't get anywhere near "close". Their refresh rates suck. The highest they can do is 48Hz, which is useless for video work. 24Hz is only of use for 24Hz 1080p video, but that's a niche within a niche.

And that's before you start looking at the connections.

The whole point of the new "Retina" MBP is that you can see full 1080p video while you're editing it, and still have plenty of room for the editing timeline and other gubbins. I've been editing videos myself on my 2010 17" MBP and I ended up replacing the HDD with an SDD (Crucial M4 512GB) last year to cope with the workload.

I, for one, would cheerfully sell my own family to the Soylent Corporation to get one. But I'm happy to wait until they start coming down in price instead. The SSD upgrade has added a good year or two to the life of the current laptop, and even the first MacBook Airs were over $2000 at launch, so I doubt we'll see Apple sticking to those high prices for more than a year or so. Expect the Retina version of the MBP to become the de-facto MBP model by 2014. Possibly even sooner.

Climate scientists see 'tipping point' ahead

Sean Timarco Baggaley
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Re: Not to worry !

What are you, 12?

Of course, you have ample evidence to prove that groups of 20, or more, scientists are never, ever, wrong about anything at all, ever.

And, naturally, you are of the opinion that the right and proper thing for everyone to do is to just sit back and do as mummy scientist and daddy scientist tell us, so we need never worry our pretty little airheads about anything at all, ever.

Then we can all die happy, watching Karaoke Factor, while handing most of our earnings to those wonderful people to invest in Socially Useful things like pointless giant concrete windmills, killing the nuclear energy industry—the only form of electrical energy generation that actually makes any damned sense in the UK and many parts of the rest of the planet—and subsidising woefully inefficient solar panels.

Can I have some of whatever it is you're smoking? It must be truly amazing stuff.

Sean Timarco Baggaley
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Re: During the meanwhile ...

"Seriously, what else are you going to call them? People who disagree about climate change? Those who believe climate change is natural or not occuring at all? Can you imagine how ponderous it would be to use something like that everywhere that we see 'deniers'?"

So you believe that using a blatantly inaccurate term to label every opposing viewpoint, despite the sheer complexity of the subject, is fine? So you won't mind if I call your side a bunch of Tree-hugging Hippy Alarmists? I mean, that's just as valid a label as yours, and no less misleading.

You've heard of abbreviations and acronyms, right? There a handy technique for applying a complex label in a quick and easily typed way. I'm an Anti Climate Alarmist. That's "ACA". How fucking hard is that to write down or type?

Stop inventing excuses. If you want to have a proper debate, it really, really helps if you stop beginning each attempt at intelligent discourse with a massively childish and utterly idiotic insult every bloody time.

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Re: During the meanwhile ...

"The article was at least acknowledging their viewpoint,"

Er, no it wasn't. I've never met anyone who denies that the climate changes. I was learning about that in the 1970s, during geography lessons.

The term "Climate Change Deniers" means I have no useful label for myself. I'm quite happy to believe that climate change exists. What I disagree with is the whole politicisation of the science of anthropogenic climate change. There are facts buried deep inside a thick, dark layer of bullshit.

On both sides.

However, the article reported on by Rik Myslewski's piece proposes solutions that—contrary to Rik's assertion—are EXACTLY what I thought. Specifically:

* reducing world population,

* reducing per-capita resource use,

* reducing the role of fossil fuels,

* improving energy efficiency,

* increasing the efficiency of food production and distribution,

I've copied that first item in bold for a good reason: there are undeniably too many humans on this planet. That is the source of all our major problems. Cut back the population and the other items on that list will happen automatically: fewer humans = lower resource use, less use of fossil fuels and less energy used overall. Job done.

But humans are selfish, religions are dogmatic, and many adults want their own families, so that's a very, very difficult problem to solve. Much easier to just pretend to "solve" it.

My preference is to focus on space exploration before the shit hits the fan—assuming it actually does so; the jury's still out on exactly how and when it'll happen, let alone what fresh forms of hell it'll come in—and get seriously into colonisation. We used to be very good at that, and at least we'd have some insurance.

Bollocks to CO2 emissions and all that ignorant rot: it's just a kludge. A political bit of sticky tape and string wrapped around the "too hard" problem of telling our fellow members of this Homo Sapiens clan to fuck less.

Come back to me when you have a "scientific consensus" that actually agrees with the above, because anything else, barring massively disruptive new discoveries in science and technology, is just rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.

EU lurches behind copyright free-for-all landgrab

Sean Timarco Baggaley
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Re: IP IS Theft

Wow.

Just... wow.

You really have no clue at all how Copyright laws came about in the first place, do you? If you did, you sure as hell wouldn't have included Shakespeare in your list. Also "the wheel" is not IP. It's a tangible, physical invention, not a piece of music.

And as for Open Source: you do realise that the GPL relies heavily on the very concept of IP, right? Without IP laws, the GNU's GPL—and all those other "CopyLeft" and similar licenses—wouldn't have a legal leg to stand on! How can you attach strings to source code without the laws that permit you to attach such strings in the first place?

You're confusing Open Source with Public Domain, which is where copyrighted works end up once their copyright protection expires. Hell, the Public Domain is why you can read everything Shakespeare wrote for free, courtesy of the Gutenberg Project and the like.

Before IP laws existed, art was subject to the patronage system: rich bastards would pay artists to make stuff for them. Stuff that NOBODY ELSE WAS ALLOWED SEE WITHOUT THE PATRON'S PERMISSION. All those museums you see today? The vast majority only date back as far as the 1800s—i.e. AFTER the creation of IP laws.

Many began simply as private collections that were bequeathed to the public by the wealthy magnates who built them. Until that bequeathing, those collections were private. The hoi polloi were NOT allowed in. So if you think ditching IP laws is such a grand idea, I hope you have a better alternative than patronage by wealthy businessmen (and businesses themselves).

Imagine a world where Warren Buffett or Richard Branson were the only people willing to pay for quality workmanship and the artisans needed to create it. Imagine if, whenever you, Joe Random Public, wanted to go hear the latest songs by some famous musician, you were told to bugger off by the butler at the musician's patron's front door?

Mozart was sponsored. As were many of his peers. Even Michelangelo got paid for his work on the Sistine Chapel. He sure as hell didn't work his arse off on it for free.

Sean Timarco Baggaley

It gets worse...

... because once they get away with doing this to photographers, they'll start looking at other media next.

If there's one thing a bureaucrat loves more than empire building, it's empire building on an even more massive scale.

China a lover, not a fighter ... IN SPAAAAAACE

Sean Timarco Baggaley

Why must everyone reinvent the wheel every time?

Surely the best way to help the Chinese build a new, more modern, space station would be to let them use the ISS as a staging post?

Why should we force everyone to reinvent the bloody wheel when they don't need to?

10m years ago there was less CO2 - but the Earth was warmer

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@Jeebus.

[CITATION NEEDED]

Proof please, or fuck off.

Music Biz: The Man is still The Man, man

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^^^ This.

If musicians are so evil in wanting to be paid for writing music for a living—and the vast majority of musicians are NOT multi-millionaires! Madonna and her ilk are the exceptions, not the norm—why the hell would you even want to download their music?

Why download a movie at all if you think it sucks?

Why download a TV series if you think it's formulaic?

On what planet is giving anyone 100% of fuck all morally "better" than giving them 10% of something?

If you consider yourself a true rebel, there are far better things to rebel against than an old business model that was always going to change anyway. Why get all worked up about musicians and artists when there are politicians, televangelists, spammers and many other parasites far more deserving of such vitriol?

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Re: @Sean - it's called compression.

Oops, you're right: it is compression, not normalisation. I often get those two mixed up.

"It's a deliberate choice by the producers of the track." — and why is a producer doing this? Anyone who is a genuine fan of music should be against it unless they can justify it in the context of the track. My suspicion is that many of the current generation of producers are really just in it for the money, not the craftsmanship.

Autotune does have some legitimate uses in music, but I agree with you that it is too often used to hide the flaws of the singers. (Sometimes it does make sense: Maika's "Embrasse Moi" dance track is a good example of Autotune working well in the context of the song.)

Sampling also has very legitimate uses and isn't even a new technique: it began with the Musique Concrète movement in the 1940s. Delia Derbyshire's original 1963 Doctor Who theme is entirely sample-based.

It's normal for most musicians to create basic guide tracks and demos using their home studio kit, swapping out orchestral samples for a real orchestra later in a professional recording studio if the track is green-lit. I've seen it done. This isn't corner-cutting. It's just that fitting the London Symphony Orchestra into a bedroom studio isn't feasible.

That's why larger studios like Air and Abbey Road are still trading as you can get an orchestra into either of those.

Breaking the rules is part and parcel of artistry, but those tools are definitely abused for the wrong reasons, so I agree with you in principle. Simon Cowell certainly has a lot to answer for.

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Re: Thanks for this.

"I've seen this "kicked out of the groove" story cropping up more and more but have yet to actually speak with anyone who ever saw it happen "

I really have seen it happen.

There's a lot of "white label" vinyl out there and some of the earlier efforts weren't particularly well made. There's a reason why every good record player has that adjustable counterweight bolted to the far end of the pickup.

That said, you're extremely unlikely to witness it in person if you only listen to professionally produced vinyl, so it's hardly surprising this is often considered a myth.

The distortion thing is also a valid point however.

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WTF?

Re: Thanks for this.

"You're thinking of privateers, not pirates."

I'm aware of the difference, but, from the end user's perspective, whether the bearded shouty guy with the cutlass in his mouth was self-employed and had his own tax accountant, or was a full-time employee of a nation and got a monthly payslip with a PAYE entry isn't all that relevant. Either way, you were about to have a very, very bad day indeed.

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Thanks for this.

Just read the whole thing. (He could use some help with editing, I think.)

Damned good read, and pretty much sums up my own research. I have a cousin who is a well-known Italian musician and he's been hammered brutally by counterfeiters*.

The studio cost is one many civvies really don't get: take a look at any decent CD or vinyl album and you'll often see credits for both a recording studio and a mastering studio. The latter is where the final mix is done for release. Here, you'll tweak the levels and frequencies to avoid problems with certain media. For example, vinyl recordings needed to have the bass and percussion frequencies reined back, or the needle might literally get kicked out of the groove. Mastering studios are also where you'd finalise any surround sound processing.

One example of how much corner-cutting has crept into the industry is the rise of "normalised" tracks. There's hardly any dynamic range any more: every track's level has been rammed up to the max in order to make it sound 'loud'. It's the same technique used on adverts—that's why they often sound so much louder than the TV programmes they're interrupting. Normalising makes sense in some contexts, but it's very wearing. It is, however, very easy to apply... and abuse.

* (Pirates were usually vicious, murdering bastards, often funded by national governments to spank the living crap out of rival merchant shipping as a surrogate for outright warfare. Quite why counterfeiters believe this is a cool thing to be associated with escapes me.)

France's biggest Apple reseller sinks: 'Tech titan crushed us'

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WTF?

15 stores in the whole of France?

Seriously? No wonder none of my French friends had ever heard of them. If that's the "biggest" Apple reseller in France, it makes you wonder how few of them there are.

When I was living in France a couple of years ago, I had a choice of one indie Apple Premium Reseller about five minutes away on the tram*, and a giant FNAC superstore just round the corner from the office where I was working. The FNAC superstores are similar to PC World / Curry's in layout: lots of electronics, including an "Apple island" setup somewhere near the more traditional PC area.

The indie didn't slavishly try to ape Apple's own stores by duplicating them down to the branding: they sold value-add items and would order in anything you wanted or needed, including some of the more esoteric items, like Cintiq tablets. I bought my first iPad from them instead of the FNAC. Unlike eBizcuss, that indie is still going strong and shows no sign of sacking anybody.

Come to think of it, my nearest Apple Reseller here in Italy is also an indie. And, again, they've succeeded precisely by not reinventing the wheel.

This is the IT industry. If you can't handle its constant change and transitions, you're in the wrong business.

* (Technically, a guided trolleybus. But it looks like a tram.)

Apple quietly reveals iOS security innards

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WTF?

@Durdy:

"This looks like Apple attempting to spread more FUD about Android."

The document makes absolutely no mention whatsoever of Android.

Clearly, "insecurity" isn't a concept limited to computers.

1930s photos show Greenland glaciers retreating faster than today

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Re: Was it only me.....

This.

Turns out some people just can't distinguish between "reportage" and "journalism".

Strange how we named our own species "Homo Sapiens", yet so few of us seem to understand the meaning of the second word.

Strong ARM: The Acorn Archimedes is 25

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WTF?

Re: Still have a mint-condition A5000 Alpha (33MHz!) in its box.

"Having to track your mouse pointer up to the top of the screen in order to access a menu on Apple Macs"

You might want to read up on the reasoning behind Apple's approach: it makes a lot of sense to put menus and icons right at the edge of the screen. The physical edge means the pointer can't overshoot, so the "height" of the elements is effectively infinite, making them practically impossible to miss.

Compare with the MS Office 2007 "Ribbon", or the Windows "menu-in-each-window" approach, both of which require the user to stop the pointer much more precisely over the icons and menus. Similarly, pop-up menus still require greater aim.

That's why Apple has generally preferred the single mouse button approach: the mouse is conceptually a finger that you point at things; the button is a tap of that finger. Simplicity. The mouse was never intended as a primary device for power users: the idea was that you'd learn the keyboard shortcuts to your most common operations. (OS X lets you map any key combination you like to any application menu. This is handled at the system level, not at the app level, and it has always been there, even in the pre-OS X days.)

There are three modifier keys on Apple keyboards as standard—"Command", "Option / Alt" and "Control". The PS/2 keyboard only has two, official modifier keys; the Windows key can also be used as one, and Windows itself supports some commands on it, but it's rarely used.

Add in the shift key and you have a lot more key combinations you can use to access application shortcuts directly than on a normal PC. Literally thousands of combinations, so you have plenty of scope to avoid clashes with hard-coded shortcuts. All without using the mouse at all.

The mouse should never, ever, be seen as a primary input device for application functionality. It should only really be needed to manipulate graphical elements. Accessing menus and icons is something it can do, but experiences users should be using keyboard shortcuts for those, not accessing them with a mouse.

You guys do know there are textbooks and proper science behind all this UI design stuff, right?

I need to multitask, but Windows 8's Metro won't let me

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Re: [$application] is a Metro app.

Good. The WIMP-based desktop metaphor is an anachronism and the mouse has been a pain in the arm (literally) for decades now.

Also, forget using Windows 8 on a traditional desktop, because traditional desktops haven't been selling in any great numbers for years now. The vast majority of computers sold today are laptops, or related form-factors.

Windows 8's Metro on a laptop fitted with a decent multi-touch trackpad makes a hell of a lot more sense than Windows 7's ageing lipstick-on-a-pig WIMP system does. As others have pointed out, Windows has a major issue with focus-stealing—that's one of the reasons I eventually gave up and made the switch to another platform. I hate that focus-stealing.

Furthermore, every f*cking Windows application seems to insist on adding yet more icons to the system tray so it can notify me whenever it's done something right—"Hi! I'm your anti-virus scanner! I've just finished scanning your drive and slowing down everything else! I hope you don't mind my interrupting your 'flow' by making this utterly pointless announcement!" Shut the fuck UP! I'm WORKING you arrogant, incredibly annoying bunch of bytes!

Every bloody program insists on using its own updating framework too, so every goddamned time you open a PDF, or view a website with a Flash element, or open a Word file, or start Open/LibreOffice, instead of just letting you get on with it, the damned thing insists you install the latest update. And then it makes you wait while it does so.

Would it kill developers to have their application offer to quietly download and install these updates behind the scenes, so when you next start the application, it's already bloody updated and you need never, ever be nagged again?

And people wonder why Apple's App Store model is so popular: it unifies the updates too, so you can see if any are available at a glance from the icon in the Dock—a "pull" process—without the nagging, and you can choose to install any, or all, of them at a time of your choosing.

But I like Metro. Seriously. I've used it on Windows Phone 7 devices too and it works even better there. It still has a v1.0 feel to it, but even the first versions of iOS and Android had their rough edges. As a first effort, I think it's a good one. It's certainly more original than Android.

Mornington Crescent

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Liverpool Street?

Okay, it's taken me two weeks to think of my next move.

My wife suggested Tottenham Court Road, but then my brother reminded me that I'm not married and I must have forgotten to take my pills again. So scratch that.

I do believe I still have an "Obscure Media Reference" card to play, so, I'll need my passport to get to...

Pimlico.

Steve Jobs speaks from beyond grave: 'iPads are toys'

Sean Timarco Baggaley

Dear Sir,

The Daily Express Register is clearly suffering from a collective breakdown over the sudden, unexplained death of Steve "King of iHearts" Jobs. That the great man's actions and tireless leadership form so much of your output is commendable in its way, but it does not help her his family in any way: it only adds further salt into the wound. Lord alone knows how Dodi Al Fayed is feeling now.

Surely you could think of his boyfriend's grief instead of constantly raking up the past?

Besides, we all know the truth: Princess Steve Jobs' untimely death in that tunnel should never have happened and it's all the paparazzi's fault. Most would point at the drunk driver instead, but we all know Mr. Stallman was acquitted in the Open Court.

Yours, in search of a more original conspiracy theory,

Maj. Gen. Tacticus, DSO, BAR, (Retd.)

Wealthy Kensington & Chelsea residents reject BT fibre cabinets

Sean Timarco Baggaley

Re: Virgin Media doesn't have boxes everywhere, why does BT need them?

BT have to provide a universal service. That means they have to maintain wires into every single home in the land, even down small cul-de-sacs, mews, etc.

Furthermore, there's a lot of old crap still on their network, including many old phone lines, fax lines, Telex lines, ISDN systems, and so on. The last major 'upgrade' of the BT network took place when they made the switch to electronic exchanges that could support the newfangled "touch-tone" dialling. This was around the time the GPO was privatised and BT was born.

In older exchanges, many old, unused, wires are still in place. We can miniaturise electronics as much as we like, but an electrical wire isn't going to get noticeably thinner any time soon, and an exchange box can easily service a thousand phone lines.

Virgin Media don't have this universal obligation.

I lived in SE London for a few years in a residential area. Every surrounding street had cable, but the short crescent I lived on didn't. And still doesn't. You'd be surprised at how much of London still isn't connected to cable. (But, if you're British yourself, probably not all that surprised.)

Some of BT's older exchanges were originally built underground, rather than in roadside cabinets. You can see the old GPO inspection covers everywhere, and I can't be the only one here who remembers the days when GPO engineers would set up a stripy red-and-white tent on the pavement to protect them and the equipment from the weather during maintenance.

Study: The more science you know, the less worried you are about climate

Sean Timarco Baggaley

Another week, another moron uses the phrase "climate change denial".

Here's a hint: nobody believes the Earth's climate isn't changing. The ONLY argument is about how much it's changing, and what—if anything—needs to be done about it.

Some people are running around crying "Wolf! WOLF!"

Others are simply asking, "Where? WHERE?"

It really is that simple.

Hands on with Nokia's 808 41Mp camphone

Sean Timarco Baggaley
FAIL

Re: blimey...

Of course, in the land of the Fandroids, every Android handset is automatically kept up-to-date with the very latest code from the Chocolate Factory as soon as it's released.

Pot, meet Kettle.

Free Windows 8 desktop app development is dead

Sean Timarco Baggaley
WTF?

Re: That isn't the issue

"Metro probably is okay for touch based apps. It absolutely is not okay for mouse / keyboard controlled apps."

Then don't use it with a mouse and keyboard. Most computers sold over the past few years are laptops, not desktops—the split was around 75% laptops / 25% desktops last time I checked. Laptops are therefore Microsoft's target market, and laptops already have multitouch trackpads, even on Planet Windows. Many people don't use a mouse at all, except to play the odd game.

Ever tried running the Community Preview for Windows 8 on a MacBook Pro? Its design choices make a lot more sense on that kind of hardware. No, a touch-screen laptop is still a dumb idea, but a laptop with a multi-touch trackpad? Apple have been making a mint selling those for years. They even sell the trackpad separately.

You might want to consider investing in one. Once you get used to it, you'll wonder why anyone would ever use a mouse again, except for the occasional game. The mouse was always a kludge and never particularly ergonomic, so it is also a leading cause of RSI—far more so than keyboards.

The heyday of the traditional desktop PC and WIMP interface is ending.

Sean Timarco Baggaley

Re: Out of their minds

Right, because VS Express 2010 will suddenly stop working on the day Windows 8 is launched.

For f*ck's sake: Windows 8's APIs for traditional desktop apps is all but identical to that in Windows 7. Windows 8's primary focus is on its new Start Menu*, which has exploded into a really, really big application and document launch app crossed with Vista's old Sidebar widgets.

That Metro UI may be a bit clunky when used with a keyboard and mouse, but so what? 75% of all computers sold in recent years have been laptops, not desktops! Most laptops now come with 'multi-touch' trackpads, so the Metro design isn't quite as bonkers as the weirdoes out there still using desktops with mice would have us believe. It's actually pretty cool running in a Parallels VM on a MacBook Pro, so it has a lot of potential to do well.

Desktop users are very much in a minority now. Except in corporations, who won't be upgrading to Win8 anyway. The mouse is dying, and deservedly so: it's the primary cause of RSI.

* (Take a good hard look at how that Start Menu has changed in each Windows release since 1995. The one in Windows 7 shares only one thing in common with the original Win95 implementation: its position at the left of the Taskbar. Quite why people are wailing about Metro, when the Start Menu hasn't exactly been a paragon of consistency over the years escapes me. It's not that bad.)

TiVo spits out monster 6-way Pace box for US eyes only

Sean Timarco Baggaley

Welcome to the Internet...

... where everybody else is always wrong.

MySQL's growing NoSQL problem

Sean Timarco Baggaley
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Matt Asay's bias is showing.

"Open Source" is mentioned 12 times in the article, as if it had anything to do with the price of fish. It's a product distribution option, nothing more. Claiming that "Open Source" in some way stokes "innovation" (an assertion made in the article) is just as big a load of bollocks as claiming boxed software stokes innovation instead.

People use tools in order to do a job. Whether the tool comes with a maintenance and customisation guide is irrelevant given how very, very few customers will ever bother to read it, let alone act upon it. The vast majority of Open Source software users just install the damned package and leave it at that. That the source code to each package is available to download and build makes no difference whatsoever as most wouldn't know what to do with it anyway.

Motorola Mobility loses to Microsoft in German patent battle

Sean Timarco Baggaley

Re: MS will be forced to refund extorted fees

Because, of course, no other company is throwing their patent lawyers around at its rivals, right?

Corporations are OBLIGED to defend their IP. IT IS THE LAW. THEY HAVE NO F*CKING CHOICE.

Lawyers are not programmers. They are not engineers. They have no idea how "obvious" a technique may be: their default position is to attempt to patent everything, because the patent lawyer who screws up is going to lose his job.

The USPTO simply cannot afford to keep up with the white heat of technological progress, so they operate a reactive, not proactive, system. Yes, they'll perform a cursory search, but the USPTO's lawyers are ALSO not programmers or engineers! They have no more clue what half that stuff means than your Auntie Gladys. They'll punch in some search terms into their database and make an educated guess as to whether whatever turns up is a close enough match to deny a new patent application, but if they were good enough to spot obviousness, they wouldn't be doing this job in the first place.

And that's why patents like these get through. It's a systemic problem. A fundamental design flaw. Railing at Microsoft, Apple, Samsung, Motorola, etc. helps precisely not one whit. You need to change the laws.

If you can't be bothered to do at least that much and prefer to just rant pointlessly about mere symptoms in thread after thread, the problem is you, not Microsoft.

Sean Timarco Baggaley

Re: And which

The same "imbicile" that can't spell "imbecile", perhaps?

Believe it or not, none of this shit would be happening if the voters in the relevant nations would get off their arses and do something about their politicians and increasingly intractable legal systems. Unfortunately, most politicians come from a legal (or accounting) background, so their default response to every problem is to create new laws (or accounting rules) to "solve" it.

It's already impossible for a layperson to be fully cognisant of every single aspect of every law they are subject to, so the "ignorance of the law" excuse is becoming increasingly valid. Lawmakers need to read up on the "KISS" principle. The more laws you make, the harder it is for people to understand them, let alone abide by every one of them.

If this continues, it will eventually be impossible to avoid breaking at least one law during one's lifetime.

Sean Timarco Baggaley
Happy

Thank you, El Reg, for introducing me to...

... the word "stoush".

Google to bring Raspberry Pi to Bash Street

Sean Timarco Baggaley
WTF?

@pompurin:

"Granted it's a difficult subject, but so are the big three Sciences and learning a foreign language. How much do those subjects contribute to our competitiveness?"

Given that programming is a synonym for "translation", I'd say learning a foreign language or two would be a lot more useful than you seem to think.

Creatives spin copyright licence that sticks to web

Sean Timarco Baggaley
FAIL

Re: Excuse me?

No, sorry, not getting the problem here. There's no sign of the IP industry going bust any time soon—just ask the producers of the new "Avengers" movie. Music sales are not stellar, but they're also still pretty decent given that we're all still in a recession too.

However, if you want your arguments to be taken seriously, I strongly advise you stop pointing at the activities of a tiny, tiny minority of rights holders as being representative of EVERY bloody copyright holder. Not every bloody publisher is Disney, for fuck's sake! Most publishers, across all media, make a decent, but not amazing, profit each year. Disney-PIXAR are not the norm.

The entertainment industries are in a transitional phase and most of their managers are well aware of the challenges they face. Most know full well that they're heading for an age when their services are mostly about packaging. Indeed, many publishers are moving in that direction already.

But music, movies and novels are NOT the only copyrighted works that need protecting. This is not just about entertainment, but about intellectual property rights in general. It's a much bigger picture, and a lot harder to solve than most of you appear to believe.

Sorry pirates, but it's not always about you.

Google Knowledge Graph straddles semantic web and Star Trek

Sean Timarco Baggaley

Re: Just search for what I entered

"And there speaks a geek. The problem with your approach is that you have to talk to the computer in its own language."

As opposed to real life when an American or Brit has to talk to a Frenchman in French? It's just another language, and not even a particularly difficult one. Humans—particularly young humans—are very, very good at learning languages.

Computers do not speak English, or any other natural language. Until programmers grok this and realise the problem is that the computer needs to be taught to understand natural languages properly, instead of these half-arsed attempts at "semantic webs" and whatnot, it'll be us humans who'll have to do some of the heavy lifting.

Either program the computer to understand natural language properly, or stop trying to pretend you're doing anything other than papering over the gaping chasms in your user interface's design.

Wolfram Alpha may not be perfect, but it's much better at parsing natural language questions than Google's engine.

Pints under attack as Lord Howe demands metric-only UK

Sean Timarco Baggaley

Re: Agree

I agree with Lord Howe's basic assertion: that the UK's current system of using both Imperial and metric is just stupid. It makes far more sense to standardise. You get the benefits of much easier calculations for a start. No need to remember how many barleycorns* to the foot, for one thing. Everywhere else except the UK and the US uses the Metric system. Yes, it was popularised by the French—although first proposed by a >Briton, so you don't get to use the nationalist card.

The Imperial yard and the Metric metre are so similar, many road signs have been positioned at the equivalent distance in metres, not yards, specifically with a view to easy conversion to metric.

Nobody's suggesting replacing every existing road sign right away either: you can just slap vinyl stickers over the existing signs to update the numbers and units. Everything else stays the same. All you need is a printer who can print adhesive vinyl stickers, and those aren't particularly hard to find. They're not even all that expensive: given the quantities you'd be ordering, and the bulk discounts the printing firms would offer—there's plenty of competition too—you could probably do London's signs for about £200K or so. Not free, certainly, but it'll keep some people in gainful employment. That's quite a good thing to do during a period of recession.

Yes, you'd see a lot of signs saying "Charing Cross 1600 mt." instead of "Charing Cross 1 m", but it's still metric and the actual distance hasn't changed. It's a damned sight cheaper than the typical "Can't Do" attitude of folks here who seem to believe every single sign in the country would need to be re-sited right away for some unexplained reason.

There's nothing in UK law that requires every sign to be exactly a multiple of 1680 yards, or 1000 metres, from whatever they're pointing at. They're only there to tell you how far away something is. You can move them about later, during ordinary road maintenance cycles, when you'd have had to spend the money on replacing the signs anyway.

See? Not difficult, is it?

As for the whole "pints vs. litres" bollocks... please! If you can understand litres of petrol, why can't you understand beer sold in litres too? Instead of asking for a pint, you'd ask for a "half". Instead of asking for a half-pint, you'd ask for "a quarter". Not rocket science, is it?

And, yes, unscrupulous pub landlords and supermarkets will doubtless not drop their prices slightly to take account of the changes, but so what? Inflation and taxes will have wiped out any differences in very short order anyway; this is an utter non-argument.

There are very good reasons for switching to the Metric system. There are no good reasons whatsoever for sticking with two inconsistent systems, one of which, like Microsoft Word's file format, isn't even consistent with itself.

If you're against full metrification because of the "we manage today with the existing complexity and inconsistencies", you cannot possibly have any problem with merely having to cope with bigger numbers on some signs, and ever-so-slightly-smaller beer glasses.

The French, Germans and Italians have been using the Metric system for generations. It's not hard. It's incredibly easy. That's the whole bloody point of it!

* (British shoe sizes are still measured in Barleycorns. Presumably, the US Barleycorn is also slightly different from the British one.)

Google unleashes Chrome 19, flattens 20 bugs

Sean Timarco Baggaley
FAIL

Re: The Shitty Programming Language From Bell Labs Called

You missed the point: Humans are fallible. Programmers are human, therefore programmers are fallible too.

Java and Ada will run checks for those errors you mention at runtime. C++ will not. C++ just lets fallible human programmers go right ahead and compromise end users' computers without even trying. C was described by its own inventors as a "portable assembly language". Why the blazes did anyone think nailing OOP concepts onto it (very badly) was a good idea?

C++ should never have been allowed to go any further than a university lab. It represents all that is wrong with the software development industry today.