88 posts • joined 27 Apr 2009
a yacht !
If he had studied the offshore platforms in any detail, He would be aware that each installation would have a 500m exclusion zone and a Yacht would under no circumstances be aloud within this zone.
Still plenty of work for the ROV crews inspecting the structure,
It's Not officially a Friday,
But due to the seasonal nature of this week it is.
Now what to do till home time.....
It's a Bloody Printer, Hack-a-thon my bloody arse !
re Lost all faith
At least once a day
What Idiot puts a war criminal on their board !
New face, but for how long ?
Appointed a bit to quickly to do proper due diligence on him, How long will he last before his expenses see him out ?
But Branston Pickles Did ruin my Wife !
Here in the North East of Scotland FUD is an insult.
Just putting that out their for you all !
re As far as I'm concerned...
Is that the case why do i always has issues with the shift keys ( positioned in just the wrong place or too small or too large) !
Since I discovered Spotify
The paid version on my phone, Linux and windows devices i have given up on dodgy sources of media, so much so that im saving a fortune on not having to have the parrot shit cleaned of my jackets !
Just goes to show just how good lockout is, Uninstall -> it reinstalls without being asked, Lockout security :: seems legit Put you feet up !
Operator proves bundled security software is shit with bundled malware !
re Lionel Baden
Knowing the NSA it will be a WAV file lol
MP's Members Interests Phnaaar Phnaaar
I take it this has been dug up (let em use a credit card to verify age)
due to some member or their family/old skool friend/ etc.
Buying a large amount of shares in "smut peddlers and Grumble flics Ltd." Other Porn merchants are available.
Am I now risking prosecution for writing a post code on a letter !
Have the new owners Copyrighted / trademarked / IP it !
Is it safe to write a post code ever again !
The government is full of schemes and initiatives that are still going and show no sign of leaving
to name but two !
Can we have these informative series of articles in A3 laminated poster format !
LED Wallpaper Yeah no more redecorating !
Found this on a tp link router last night
Funny Bing was not effected ,
Google Facebook all asked my chromebook to update flash,
went to bing no issue at all,
couldnt find any usefull facts, although it did try to sell me a
tplink router !
My name is James and im a crap-o-holic,
It's been 3 weeks since i was in a maplin store.
Now i just mainline sorry just order direct form China !
Man The lifeboats
You can always move to Scotland and vote yes, Problem solved !
I want my Octo Whopper Come on Burger king !
If my memory of 90's indie pop is anything to go by.
92 deg F is the temperature that city dwellers riot
Just Legal on a Tuesday, Well i suppose it's a start.
Good job well done !
What do you mean bad job, As far as i can see the Government scum have played a blinder with this one, No one know, no one redacts their info, Tories sell your data to their mates in the insurance biz Sorted.
Glad i live in Scotland :)
RE Hoover / Hoovers
Hoover is the command i give to my black labs when our child drops food on the floor !
Re Free space optics
Tell me about it,
I've still got a space on my shelve for my
"Free Nelson Mandela" !
I don't get it
Search Google for the black death, get a description
search Bing, Would you like to buy the black death.
It like if i made a car that ran off logs and did 3 miles to the tree, should ford dealers be forced to sell it ?
Most useless Job ever !
"It is a longstanding policy that we do not comment on intelligence matters," a GCHQ spokesman told The Guardian"
Why do they have a Spokesman then, And why are we paying him !
So not only am i being over charged by my power company but im being billed for electrons that may or may not even arrive at my house, Time to call trading standards me thinks !
I've gone one better I've started my own anti social networking site, I'd send you a link but........
You have no facebook account,
Ok we found one for the jury how many more do they need.
And the bastards at the tax office are chasing me for £20 from 5 years ago (with no proof other than you owe us cough up), Perhaps i should change my name to vodaphone ?
Do facebook run adds
Ive never seen an advert in ages on facebook.
I though that they had given up on that pish.
then i remembered i use add blocker plus !
dogfooding means "using your own product"
hold on a minute
As a student, I would work at a frozen fruit factory, The machine went whirr clunk and the meat bags had an action to perform, Nothing new here, it what used to happen, perhaps amazon read one of the history books they sell and thought ......
Lets see he is related to Saul Klein of Index Ventures
"Klein is lucky enough to have a relative who is one of the biggest names in London's venture capital community. Saul Klein of Index Ventures"
and he's still begging for money to repackage a Pi, Still slightly cheaper than maplin !
And Intel and AMD for the crap ware that comes with their prebuilt systems too please
Re: Re: hhhmmmm
I think they mean Hand Egg !
Re: Will they block themselves
an OBI110 and the raspberry pi running astrix, My line ask the caller to press 1 to continue, 99% of crap never gets thru, and the 1% that does is logged making reporting easy :)
Does this count as institutionalised trolling ?
Always a backup
Dear NSA, can i please have your backup copy of php.net The main one seems to be broken !
You mean humans use twitter ?
What about Machine account, I have never really seen the point of Human to Human Twitter communications,
but as for machine to human, now that is useful, a couple of line of code and my door bell now tweets when it's rung, Once i add the camera to the pi, it will tweet an image of the button presser too.
When i was running large batches of data processing, the machine tweeted, Feed me when it had reached the end of it data..
very useful easy to implement and fits in your pocket !
Most people only need it to update the immune deficient OS that it's attached to !
mmmm they could have done something useful with the smart phone on the (road) network, Like map the pot holes and bloody fix em !
I'm working on this for my Raspberry pi based doorbell,
as it's bloody annoying for my phone to tell me someones
at my front door, whist i am at work 40 miles away !
Will this be re branded as "Glasgow Kiss" ?
Google has a Rival ?
Google has a Rival ?
And the Aircraft / Space ships not bad too
re small village in scotland
Even Smaller village circa 900 people, 87Mbs <ahhhh>
Imagine your nexus 4, Now Imagine a room full of marketing men, all crapping all over it, just prior to the sales droid saying , Would you a bag with that sir.
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- Windows 8.1, which you probably haven't upgraded to yet, ALREADY OBSOLETE
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- Android engineer: We DIDN'T copy Apple OR follow Samsung's orders