70 posts • joined 27 Apr 2009
My name is James and im a crap-o-holic,
It's been 3 weeks since i was in a maplin store.
Now i just mainline sorry just order direct form China !
Man The lifeboats
You can always move to Scotland and vote yes, Problem solved !
I want my Octo Whopper Come on Burger king !
If my memory of 90's indie pop is anything to go by.
92 deg F is the temperature that city dwellers riot
Just Legal on a Tuesday, Well i suppose it's a start.
Good job well done !
What do you mean bad job, As far as i can see the Government scum have played a blinder with this one, No one know, no one redacts their info, Tories sell your data to their mates in the insurance biz Sorted.
Glad i live in Scotland :)
RE Hoover / Hoovers
Hoover is the command i give to my black labs when our child drops food on the floor !
Re Free space optics
Tell me about it,
I've still got a space on my shelve for my
"Free Nelson Mandela" !
I don't get it
Search Google for the black death, get a description
search Bing, Would you like to buy the black death.
It like if i made a car that ran off logs and did 3 miles to the tree, should ford dealers be forced to sell it ?
Most useless Job ever !
"It is a longstanding policy that we do not comment on intelligence matters," a GCHQ spokesman told The Guardian"
Why do they have a Spokesman then, And why are we paying him !
So not only am i being over charged by my power company but im being billed for electrons that may or may not even arrive at my house, Time to call trading standards me thinks !
I've gone one better I've started my own anti social networking site, I'd send you a link but........
You have no facebook account,
Ok we found one for the jury how many more do they need.
And the bastards at the tax office are chasing me for £20 from 5 years ago (with no proof other than you owe us cough up), Perhaps i should change my name to vodaphone ?
Do facebook run adds
Ive never seen an advert in ages on facebook.
I though that they had given up on that pish.
then i remembered i use add blocker plus !
dogfooding means "using your own product"
hold on a minute
As a student, I would work at a frozen fruit factory, The machine went whirr clunk and the meat bags had an action to perform, Nothing new here, it what used to happen, perhaps amazon read one of the history books they sell and thought ......
Lets see he is related to Saul Klein of Index Ventures
"Klein is lucky enough to have a relative who is one of the biggest names in London's venture capital community. Saul Klein of Index Ventures"
and he's still begging for money to repackage a Pi, Still slightly cheaper than maplin !
And Intel and AMD for the crap ware that comes with their prebuilt systems too please
Re: Re: hhhmmmm
I think they mean Hand Egg !
Re: Will they block themselves
an OBI110 and the raspberry pi running astrix, My line ask the caller to press 1 to continue, 99% of crap never gets thru, and the 1% that does is logged making reporting easy :)
Does this count as institutionalised trolling ?
Always a backup
Dear NSA, can i please have your backup copy of php.net The main one seems to be broken !
You mean humans use twitter ?
What about Machine account, I have never really seen the point of Human to Human Twitter communications,
but as for machine to human, now that is useful, a couple of line of code and my door bell now tweets when it's rung, Once i add the camera to the pi, it will tweet an image of the button presser too.
When i was running large batches of data processing, the machine tweeted, Feed me when it had reached the end of it data..
very useful easy to implement and fits in your pocket !
Most people only need it to update the immune deficient OS that it's attached to !
mmmm they could have done something useful with the smart phone on the (road) network, Like map the pot holes and bloody fix em !
I'm working on this for my Raspberry pi based doorbell,
as it's bloody annoying for my phone to tell me someones
at my front door, whist i am at work 40 miles away !
Will this be re branded as "Glasgow Kiss" ?
Google has a Rival ?
Google has a Rival ?
And the Aircraft / Space ships not bad too
re small village in scotland
Even Smaller village circa 900 people, 87Mbs <ahhhh>
Imagine your nexus 4, Now Imagine a room full of marketing men, all crapping all over it, just prior to the sales droid saying , Would you a bag with that sir.
No more lock in crap for me
From now on all my androids will be Google, I fed up with the crap in the middle leaving me open hacking as they can't won't spend the time wrapping their own crap ware round my phone's os, Bought a Nexus 7 and the update keep flowing, Sorry Sony (with your crap Not enough juice left in the battery to charge the phone X10 and Samsung with your please wait for (ever) upgrade. I will be buying as close to the source as possible, too many marketing men have been pissing in the bit between release and ship to customer.
As a Linux man, Im quite impressed
I use Linux, Unless you pay me then i'll use anything. I took the bate and upgraded a copy of XP to windows 8 for £24.99, all went well untill the reboot and then it totalled my machine, (well it was dual boot with grub) 3 weeks later i found my xp disk and started again 12 hours later i had taken xp thur to sp 3 and then upgraded to 8, I was sore, sore on the eyes sore on the brain and eventually i gave in an installed a 3rd party start bar. I must say they have really fixed the BSOD by simply going going to a power off state with no warning. So after a month or two i inserted a dual channel free view card and put it in the living room, Win 8 makes a great freeview box, it even records, i can actually streem and change channels via an Xbox (a bit usless as they sit next to each other ) and it won't do it to even window 7 media center... but apart for that, best free view box you can get. don't see what all the fuss is.
I would follow you, but from a distance !
RE Is this workable?
Tell you next week, At present my "PiBell" project works as a doorbell, (Playing a couple of bars of AC/DC) your door bell has a sub woofer yeah !, Pushes a message to my android phone, Tweets, then post to facebook, Hoping to add more functionality to it soon, The same pi's also a cups server and contains a complete lamp stack (You do log your door bell activations don't you) Anyway follow the door bell at @raspberypibel on twitter
Just the ticket
Now the Raspberry Pi Door bell is in production mode (tweets and all) it's time to play with the light !
Don't try to upgrade on a dual boot system, all goes well till you are about to log in and then it rewinds to XP and takes out the xp (hal.dll missing) and the Linux too, funny that, clean install of xp on the same hardware no issues at all.
re : I guess
Living in Scotland I agree,
we all you forwards to our two days of summer up here, and it only rained on one of them last year :) .
@ g e
Raspberry PI openELEC XBMC just saved half your money and a heap of time
That may explain why Spotify was a bit sticky this afternoon up in Scotland :)
Am With Armando 123
I've been marking all their ads as sexually explicit unless they are remotely sexually explicit, then i mark em uninteresting make me laugh every time
<title> Why </title>
I always mark all face book add as "sexually explicit" unless they are remotely sexually explicit then i mark em "uninteresting" !
What that I hear
Pop op op op op op op op
I much Prefer Volcano Island Industries. Come see the mono rail, Shark tanks ....
What is the optical properties of bird shit on these towers ?
Lets look to the fossil records ...
I am sure i read somewhere that they have found Jelly fish fossils on top of mountains, this would prove that at least in the past they could climb mountains, are we sure they are looking the the right places !
It worked for Microsoft !
Just look at the returns they made from vista !
may i be the
No sorry Lost it .
The Scammers have the same accents the the Telco out source to, About time BT TalkTalk ect we ask why these guys have our numbers .
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