so which network feels it can afford to lose 200m subscribers?
it'll make Ratner envious
418 posts • joined 26 Apr 2009
it'll make Ratner envious
...some decent evidence of big boy involvement. Otherwise we may as well say Russell's teapot did it ("go on, PROVE it didn't...")
Sure to be - the world is full of knave loops: this diagram shows the eternal circle of backstabbers (and just how far ahead it gets them)
Escher did that from intuition alone, but with this data set perhaps we can arrive at a rigorous algebra of bastardry: if A shits on B and B shits on C then can we say A shits transitively on C? And then work towards the minimal spanning tree of scumbags?
Having shivered my butt off too many times in hope of a meteor display to rival the great shower of 1833 and generally been rewarded with "several per hour!" or "observers in clear sky locations had multiple orgasms" (then went blind...), now I refuse to get out of bed for anything that I can't see through the front door spyhole (of my basement flat...)
(to be fair one Perseid shower did have a dawn fireball with a visible smoke trail but my idea of a meteor radiant is roughly what Han Solo sees when jumping to light speed)
Harumph! Sir, in my day that would have been deemed fraternizing with the enemy.
I'm sorry, but I regret to say that I do not personally know a single Navajo who is working on the side of the angels. Not one single individual. And while I would normally hesitate to extrapolate from personal experiences I think in these uniquely perilous times (for when else in recorded history have we faced such dangerous threats?) we cannot waste time collecting further evidence or following antiquated ideas of personal liberty and justice.
Thanks to your useful description ("nobody understands what they are saying") I'm now ready to make a citizen's arrest of the very next Navajo I meet: probably Ms Kowalski, the blonde barista at my local Starbucks.
But here he seems like an incompetent liar - are we meant to think that he thinks he's sold this version?
"whoopsie, it was flawed and even though we hire more mathematicians than anyone else and pay well to get the best ones and historically have been years ahead of the disclosed state-of-the-art and were part of the committee discussing the flaws we somehow didn't notice them, our bad..." (blushes winsomely)
Presuming not, what's the real message being sold? We're not so ominous really, look how we do pratfalls like your drunk uncle? Ok, here's your excuse and no we *don't* give a shit because prior experience shows it doesn't matter what we say, the Admin/Congress won't reign us in?
"Update: Mongo just ran unit tests successfully!"
-- Boss and 3 others like this
Mongo got the "Template Metaprogram cross-compilation achievement"
-- Alexander Andrescu likes this
"WARNING! Norman has just gone postal"
-- Be the first of your friends to like this!
Yep, a child of the days of "Cool Britannia", with its Damien Hurst spot painting to calibrate the camera and the "Blur" sample to, uh, annoy the locals? And somewhere in the background is Blair explaining why invading Iraq is the right thing to do...
or an ACME grand piano hanging from a rope above the other end of the see-saw that Mr Coyote recommends for all your leaping-5km-in-the-air needs (he does it catch road runners, I'll need to do it to get above the cloud deck)
perhaps they'd consider spending more time worrying about the bugs in their software and less on the ones on the screen?
Most painful turtle's head ever?
So it's a big version of a kid's ball-and-cup game, skilfully move your barge to catch the falling rocket stage? Possibly while dodging exploding Russian "boosters"...
Three Kings Day - time for Xmas decorations to be packed away and copy editors to confine their imbibing to the lunch hour!
But with extra delays just think how long it will take to torrent a BlueRay box set!
(I'm abusing a system provided by volunteers to defend free speech around the world??? au contraire! I'm helping defeat traffic analysis by contributing noise. Yes indeedy, and if I eat your entire lunch and nick your wallet it's purely to give you a headstart on that New Year's resolution to lose weight...)
God forbid that "Harry the Bastard" should ever complain about a video nasty...
Plus their dreadful habit of seemingly keeping all the customers' details in the db forever, because it could be useful for CRM or marketing or leaking or something. Shades of the Gary Larson cartoon of people in a rubber liferaft hauling a box aboard while remarking "We may as well keep it, though I don't know what use we'll have for broken glass and sharp bits of wire"
One hit after another - I wish the eggnog made me so witty :-)
Or perhaps it's just YOU who doesn't see them on the list, your rooted router having done a little sanitising of the PDF en route :-)
[it does feel a little ironic that I'm using a device I suspect to check whether I should suspect it...]
Yep, that suggests that the byte-addressability will come with a mapping layer for wear balancing, just like flash, all so that "for i=1 to 100000" doesn't melt an "i"-shaped hole. Wonder if that will steal some performance (power & time)?
Actually it looks a lot like a snowfield with a dusting of volcanic ash does - there too the top layer stays dirty as it melts, the dark grit "floating" on the ice because as the sun heats the rock it melts the snow beneath. On Earth the meltwater trickles down, on a comet it sublimes, but the result is an ever-dirtier snowball.
ooooooooo! Nice troll!
I shall steal this for the next OS war hereabouts; any operating system being mere hand-holding for duhvelopers who code with the lights on in case the naked hardware calls them names...
The real devilry afoot here is that the World Govt gets to perpetrate the biggest lie of all, that New York is some kind of city, and not just the studio backlot used because filming in actual Gotham is so expensive these days. Never wondered why New York "city" is named after the state? Sloppy scripting by the Illuminati, my friend!
We can argue all day about planes, missiles, demolition charges but do know that while we worry about the set dressing the puppet-masters laugh!
I don't like sand molecules. They're coarse and rough and irritating and they get everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is porous hydrocarbon slurries.
"That's it, man. Game over, man! Game over!"
-- Anti-virus engineer Hudson
If the terrorists have got access to our secret "strip" technology then our worst fears are realised and they may be on the cusp of compiling with "-g0 -O3"...
(I know AV firms like to spice things up but that's a bit ripe. C'mon El Reg, peck back at them a bit and find the real meat behind the scare quotes)
This is perfectly true - Symbian had a number of much-used discussion databases, the best of which amounted to a brain dump from some rather choice brains - when stuck at an airport there was no better reading than an offline replica of "Programming" or "Design". And each was tailored to need: some were purely for announcements without replies, some had threaded discussions, etc. It even got used for defect tracking, though the appalling search and execution delays suggested that this was better done by a dedicated system.
But that very flexibility demonstrated some of the weaknesses - it's all up the designer. Everything. So what features are exposed (and how) was quirky - some had separate buttons for "reply to post" and "reply to reply" (of course with lots of misplaced orphans hanging from the root), some had quirky ways of backing out ("NO! Don't press <Esc>, that's non-confirming irrevocable cancel entire posting!"), what shortcut keys are provided, it all depended on the database. So the "consistent look and feel" fell apart and even after years of use the muscle memory would misfire. In fact the only truly consistent bits were those most hated: CTRL-N always meant "create a new database" (not that plebs even have rights to do this) rather than "create a new document appropriate to my current context" (like an email), F5 means not "refresh view" (necessary since that wasn't automated) but "lock screen and make me enter my password again".
Of course this was a local failing: with better discipline consistent styles would have been developed and applied. But great designs find ways to guide the users into good decisions without removing their freedom and Notes seemingly didn't manage this. And even today in release 9 (2013) fundamentally poor UI persists, such as the lack of edit redo: it's great that finally multi-level undo exists (for text edits anyway, many more complex actions can't be undone) but undo too far and you can't redo: somehow in the move to an Eclipse framework IBM still managed to bring its custom, user-expectation-breaking, controls. As other commentators here have noted it wouldn't be surprising to learn that almost all their business is upgrades and license packs rather than greenfield site sales, which is sadly perverse of IBM: given the strengths of the core idea and the shallowness of many of the paper-cuts they could have been more than an industry joke.
Well in this case it was probably straightforward: pics posted on Facebook, cops get FB to cough up IP address etc, cops go to ISP and get subscriber info, etc. All quite routine unless the perpetrator is fairly careful, and the intersection of "prepared to take the time to research and execute a crime with technology" and "jilted bloke" is probably small: the "revenge is a dish best served cold" saying is memorable because it's exactly what is rarely done.
But yep, evidence can be faked, computer or real world, and we have to hope that police professionalism coupled with an adversorial justice system detects and punishes fakery enough to keep it rare.
Now twice as chocolatey for the same high price!
Since it lets a bunch of wannabe puppet-masters unambiguously out themselves and creates a tarpit to house them indefinitely: if everyone else quietly agrees to disregard them then it's a happy ending
(providing a wary eye is kept on their lobbying of govt; wouldn't want them "educating" the likes of Theresa May)
specifically in presentations on dodgy timeshares, complete with animated dissolves and clipart, where it doesn't matter so much that it destroys the proportionality of the areas, i.e. the very thing that you're trying to communicate.
They're misapplying the evergreen "Yes, Minister" joke:
1. Something must be done
2. This is something
3. Therefore we will do it
Because in this case nobody (besides them) seems to believe in even the first step.
Xmas eve at Stansted, heavy fog choking flights across Europe, terminal choked with despondent milling wannabe passengers while the Easyjet and Ryanair announcers took it in turns to deliver more bad news. He opted for the standard corporate arse-asbestos passive voice pablum "apologise for any inconvenience...", she shot straight with "Ryanair apologises for the obvious disruption this causes you".
And that rescued Xmas, because if even when tired and trapped in a sweaty crowd you can find some love for Ryanair then surely "It's A Wonderful Life"
This clip from "The Untouchables" suggests a more RotM use for such skills
Of course the Japanese schoolgirlbot will swing even harder while simultaneously making a deferential giggle and blushing
By schoolboy maths if I let an apple roll off my head it would take 60 seconds to reach the ground (though with so little gravity it probably wouldn't even roll; hardly any friction). A truly weird place - and striking how it looks exactly like the proverbial "dirty snowball"
It's probably the first time in months most of the world was reminded that GroupOn exists - and it didn't cost them a thing! [*] Now they can boast of increasing their reach into the prized geek demographic by up to one billion per-cent.
[*] our respect?? that horse is long gone! self-respect?? c'mon, we're talking about a Marketing Dept!
I do have a degree of trust in our security establishment, but it comes with a measure of fear since they have substantial power to make my life worse and generally there seems to be little I can do to appeal against their actions; it will be swept under some Kafkaesque carpet. While ISIS on the other hand are unmitigated bastards their direct ability to affect me is smaller and crucially outside the law: should they attack then this will probably result in some kind of consequences for them.
Now I know that the security establishment will say it's precisely because of them that ISIS lack that ability to affect me, and there's surely some truth in that. But I'd trust that statement (and more from them) if they stopped giving the impression that they regard truth and oversight not even as necessary evils but quite dispensable whenever it could reduce their freedom to operate.
It's a shame that Tom Wolfe didn't complete his original project of writing about the entire US space program up to the space shuttle. Granted, this would probably have meant that he didn't get diverted into test pilot anthropology and it wouldn't have been half as good, but in my dreams what we have is just "The Right Stuff volume 1 of 3"
And you are not...
NASA pensions weren't inflation indexed so now that "Life" magazine is defunct 3/4 of his income comes from selling knock-off Rolexes at markets. He has another dozen inside the jacket
Quite right - not just the moon landings but in fact all space travel is faked. It is of course quite impossible to penetrate the crystal dome that our flat land is nestled beneath, within the encircling sea. The only remaining puzzle is why the Govt of our land goes to such extraordinary lengths to maintain the fiction of other countries existing.
I wonder where he gets the stencils from though? They're rather good, and my local Woolworths doesn't seem to carry them...
The naysayers do have some point - a few years back there was a Banksy hypegasm which gave the air that all of his utterances come inscribed on stones from Mt Sinai. Overly reverential handling does no favour to an artist, the lightest squib gets scrutinised for deep wisdom, like the mob following Brian of Nazareth.
But it seems likely that he'd agree with much of the criticism - his sort-of-documentary "Exit Through the Gift Shop" takes the piss out of the art business, including graffiti. And it's enthralling and funny to boot.
I once saw a plonker yelling at some kids who were drawing with chalk on the footpath outside their house. I'd like to think that was you also, as opposed to having to suspect the existence of many more dour-faced killjoys.
And for additional protection they fly US flags.
(real answer: probably ok since the several fresh impacts in the LADEE case are across a few km, so a bullseye on a few square metres is fairly unlikely)
...the moment he can get a breath in past this "Dave" chap ranting about EU directives being rammed through in bad faith without due notice and consultation...
Can you imagine a proposal for extending policing powers ever being resisted by the police themselves? That someone senior might say "narp, that's really overreach, that's going to damage our relationship with the public we serve"?
Me either - I trust ACPO's perspective on "fair and reasonable balance" just as much as I trust any union lobbying, such as Bob Crow deciding on my commute through London. They all have valid points but are devoted to their self-service and must be read as such.
Thanks! - actual user testimonials are always more interesting than the sort of "I ran it for half an hour and it didn't crash and I think maybe my drive is happier now" reviews I've seen. So the rescuing being done was the recovery of the contents of bad sectors and mapping them out? Or the more mysterious "refresh the magnetic disk surfaces to allow them to operate more reliably" (which I guess may mean systemically re-writing the disk contents in the hope of countering bit-rot?)
Gibson's clearly bright enough so it's a real shame that so much of what he writes is laced with puffery and snake-oil. Those "nanoprobes" are still there too: https://www.grc.com/np/np.htm, still a page of unbelievable claims with the coy mention of the cooperating client left to the end.
Have you got a link for a detailed writeup of SpinRite? I only ever saw uselessly shallow "reviews" of it
You just know that with so many big industry stakeholders trying to get some unswervable IP in the pie it'll turn into a clusterfuck of almost-connected things. Think of MMS and DLNA: all those lovely use cases collapsing at system boundaries where one device mutely refuses to access another and the best advice is to avoid heterogeneous configurations, just go and buy new kit from the same maker and try to get the same version software on it...
Whereas by wednesday arvo the black-hats will melt your ice-cream with the heat of your fridge mining bitcoins and have custom firmware on your internal router. Which as it's a Belkin could even be a good thing!
Sam Lowry: I only know you got the wrong man.
Jack Lint: Information Transit got the wrong man. I got the right man. The 'wrong man' was delivered to me as the 'right man.' I accepted him on good faith as the 'right man.' Was I wrong?
Sam Lowry: You killed Buttle?
Jack Lint: Sam, there are very rigid parameters laid down to prevent such things happening. It wasn't my fault that Buttle's
heart condition didn't appear on Tuttle's file...
(to his young daughter) We're going to have to bring Mr. Tuttle in,
aren't we? And interrogate him at the same
voltage as Mr. Buttle - and juggle the books in electrical banking.
Sam Lowry: What has Tuttle done?
Jack Lint: We suspect him of, uh, free lance subversion. Then all I need to wrap up the
case is the Layton woman.
Sam Lowry: What has she done?
Jack Lint: Oh, she witnessed the Tuttle, uhm, the Buttle arrest and essentially is going
around making wild allegations, obviously
trying to exploit the situation. She's working
for someone and I don't think it's us.