348 posts • joined 26 Apr 2009
Sadly true; "Contains no Adobe code" could well be a box on a purchasing checklist.
Re: Who few still use Adobe Acrobat and Reader?
"Mongo only pawn in Game of Life"
(and therefore has no way of altering corporate IS decisions beyond respectfully submitting suggestions, to be filed under "Month XIII")
Wanna see Adobe rub a virtual bell-end on my virtual desktop?
And yep, "Jetzt neu starten" is indeed the button that gives you the chance to go and make a cuppa (only to find out that STUPID BLOODY WINZIP halted the reboot ten seconds later so that it could point out that it can't promise not leave something in the temp folder, as if this was a problem unique to reboots and not exactly like any other other time that it exits before a downstream app)
This machine has the full Distiller install - maybe a reboot isn't needed for just Reader? or because an Explorer window was also open and they couldn't be arsed implementing the replace-in-use-DLL logic? or because "Adobe"...
A system restart!? For an editor/viewer!?
I guess if it wasn't for the airfare they'd actually pop round and urinate on my desk too...
Re: This too will probably fail.
The RaF's Publicity Manager will liveblog tweeting about it (except on Tuesdays, when she tweets about liveblogging it)
Re: So basically...
Except I think the RAM disk is entirely provided by the host system, so you get to buy the drive and then to make it really fast you can go and buy some more RAM (presuming that you didn't really have 25% of your system RAM persistently under-used so would rather like to keep it available)
Re: Early civilizations!
A cute notion! Then von Däniken has it exactly arse-about-face: the pyramids were built with anti-grav tech (just rather before the 'ancient' Egyptians were around), but it was home-brewed and once well debugged they packed it in the picnic hamper and set off to see what the neighbours have done with their solar system.
So why haven't we seen them yet? Just like any adolescents leaving the nest they're mortified that their cool new (bug-eyed) friends will clock just who their old folks are and blow their cool. So the danger of that Bebo Gliese 581C transmission wasn't that the BEMs would come and sterilise the Earth as a way of raising the average galactic IQ, it was that the old civilisations would come slouching back home, slamming doors, whining that we don't understand them, etc.
Re: I know where there's one you can buy
Now that's NOT how you sell them! Try this:
"Panzer IV, cherished by its elderly German owner and always garaged when possible. Longest trips were to church (St Basil's, Moscow, then heading home to Kaiser-Wilhelm-Gedächtniskirche, Berlin). Forced sale owing to property boundary dispute so seller eager! Buyer must collect"
See? Gone in a blitz!
Impressive how TV special effects have advanced
Even 30+ years ago Zaphod and his lolling paper-mache head were distractingly like a junior school drama production. But the Sontaran in the second photo is quite something - even the suit he's wearing looks almost real!
Re: "Currently, encryption is forbidden"
M'Lord, I'm not enciphering! I'm just sending some samples of thermal noise to my friend! (his diode is completely out of zeners...)
Nice try, Fritz von Sauerkraut, but you need better steganography to slip past HM Loyal Civil Servants!
(now if you'll excuse me, I have to go and watch for Boney sneaking across the Channel)
But when you try to claim on that warranty...
...they'll say it's void because "you must have had an LG exec around to dinner"
Let alone Sharepoint...
Once upon a time we used wikis at work, deployed a little chaotically but with organic uptake (staff saw that they were good and easy and put them to use). But then the company was acquired and New Standards were enforced: wikis bad, Sharepoint good. Each team sacrificed a colleague to compulsory training and back they came full of evangelical zeal. Eve, our rep, sat down with me to try to create a simple wiki page - first barrier, which template style to base it off?
"uh, I just want some free text, link some diagrams, normal wiki stuff" - so off we went browsing the template catalogue, trying to guess what the icons meant, slowly and painfully trying things and backing out. Eventually got a blank page ready for some text, and then the fun really began:
me: Is that an edit button?
eve: I guess so, let's try it
(flicker, jerk, reload, YAY! can type now)
me: Oh, now it disappeared - how do we save the changes?
(clicks on random things)
me: Oh look, now over there's a red cross button. I wonder if that means STOP or CANCEL or DELETE or something else?
(try it, flicker jerk twitch reload)
eve: And there's the page done!
5 minutes later...
me: Eve! I can't find the new page now! all I did was go back to the parent and now it doesn't show as a child!
eve: let's look in the master catalog
eve: that's very odd, let's check your security credentials
eve: hmm, let me try logging in
eve: ok, let's restart the browser and you log in again
eve: maybe it needs to rebuild the index. I think it does that overnight - let's try again tomorrow
Later on a High Priest of IS fixed it, quietly sneering as he did so.
Later yet a Serious Memo was sent to all, noting that recidivist luddite staff were still using private wikis and This Would Not Do
And a little while later the company went tits up - not directly because of Sharepoint, but in part because of the mindset that adopts grand big flaky tools that actually do less for the average user's workflow than what they already had.
I'm sure that in priestly hands Sharepoint can give us world peace and balanced budgets, in exactly the same way that the Eves of the world go misty-eyed at the awesome power of Lotus Notes, but as a mere user of quite humble requirements they simply suck and blow.
Re: Sorry, should have specified
You mean ... beneath the sea is the fabled realm of Atlantis under honest, selfless rule???
[no, you meant that holding said ministers under water is the only way to stop the bastards spouting more fairy tales...]
Of which the gold standard remains the 2005 use of the UK "Prevention of Terrorism Act 2005" (passed with all the usual reassurances of extreme powers to cope with extreme situations) to detain an 82-year-old protestor who shouted "nonsense!" during a speech by the Foreign Secretary:
A spokesman insisted: "Stop and search under Section 44 is an important tool in the on-going fight against terrorism.
"The powers help to deter terrorist activity by creating a hostile environment for terrorists."
He added that the justification for authorising the use of the powers was "intelligence-led and based on an assessment of the threat against the UK."
I don't know which country you mean by "our"
but you're correct!
(the probity of govt ministers is invariant with respect to location)
Re: I thought I'd seen silicon roundabout once.
You confused a useful piece of digital logic used by skilled engineers with a gaggle of politico arse-kissers? That'll teach you to mix your drinks!
possibly the effete lapdogs of California smile...
but mine snarls. Especially at anyone taking selfies.
A senior bod who spends time in engineering!?
A lot less common than it should be - many a CEO gives the impression that they don't ever use, let alone understand, what their company makes.
Now if only Balmer had kept in close contact with Win8...
Just a covers band; look out for their take on "Jailhouse Rock"
They don't seem to have an original note to them: DOS'd a commercial network, phoned in a bomb threat, maybe SWATted a gamer. Not exactly Pwn-2-Own grade stuff
other S. Pokeworthy sign-offs
carpet sections 2m x 5m
Sturdy garden spade
Economy bag of quicklime
What's the good of a reputation if it doesn't precede you?
/dev/null for auditors
Chickenhawk" has the splendid example of a helicopter crash in a remote Vietnamese jungle being seized upon by the quartermasters as an unimpeachable explanation for the next audit: a rough totting-up of the gear alleged to have been lost with the chopper gave a weight many times above its lifting capacity...
Not that the US military is unique in dogged accounting either: "Bugles and a Tiger" mentions an exasperated Indian Army QM finally resolving repeated demands to account for a cast-iron crowbar with "eaten by termites", possibly signed with S.Pokeworthy or Irving Washington
Teach the controversy!
Our children deserve to hear both sides of this debate - anything else would be lunacy!
Honest, Guv! I'm just going to quote a bit, not rip ya off!
Specifically I'm quote all the bits excluding your name, contact details, and copyright date. If you'd be so kind as to put them in the same place on each image so I can imagemagick the lot at once that would be peachy!
VSS! there's a name to tickle the Cthulhu gland!
I well remember the feeling of disoriented terror when I read the MS recommendation that a dev group with our size of team and codebase (10 and 100k SLOC) should run a "fix" pass at least once per week, which in our case required about 18 hours running on the server hosting the drive containing the rats' nest of directories which MS nonchalantly called a database.
Happily enough Wikipedia says "The final version of the product, Visual SourceSafe 2005, retired from mainstream support on 10 July 2012 with extended support ending on 11 July 2017" so very soon it will be nothing more than a developer ghost story
HERE we go again...
Back in the days of scoffing at that "fruity company" Nokia bought Navteq for about $8B. "How ever will you make that money back?" gasped the analysts, and an early answer was free S60 Ovi Maps with paid-license navigation. But after a while, as Google-equipped iPhones and then Androids loomed in the windscreen (the front one...) the license became perpetual and free.
Roll on the WP era, and the low-end devices came with regionally-locked HERE navigation, with a paid upgrade option. And once again this has withered, perhaps in the face of Android (sluggishly) improving off-line support. Just possibly the cost of designing, implementing, translating, testing and supporting this option was even covered by the sales to low-end Lumia globe-trotters.
All of which leaves me wondering how much of a direct asset mapping has been for any of the phone makers, as opposed to its absence being a certain deal-breaker. And did companies such as Nokia fully appreciate this all along and the licenses were more to pacify the shareholders by showing some (small-but-watch-'em-grow!) revenue streams?
That was the Astro Investigation and Defense Service in action
Godzone's very Special forces in fact - there's an old doco about their duties here
Can only hope Google back down in time...
That's really good news about the "new information"
And it should be discussed with the Swedish judiciary at the earliest opportunity, so that this whole mess can finally be cleared up. May I suggest tomorrow's 0730 flight from Heathrow?
(or if that's too risky because the evil Swedish puppets are going to bundle him into a big brown envelope, then there's not much point in trying to talk to them about this news anyway)
It's a command server, not a horror movie monster
If it was a monster then this two week window would make some sense: "We've put it to sleep - quick! run for safety while you can! it will wake up soon!" But it isn't - Cryptolocker doesn't wait for you to try to uninstall it, then try to ask the mothership "the user is coming after me! should I scramble the files now?" The moment it starts executing it does whatever harm it can, so while running an instance now might be safer (presuming it does lie dormant if it can't get a key from the C&C server, rather than generating a local one anyway and mailing it to a collection of backup email addresses), late May was also a very good time to update protective software and July will be an awesome month for running the browser from a low capability browser-only user account, and so on.
OMG! will you just look at the yellow crater to the right of your post!
Of course the so-called "independent experts" [called by who?] will claim its natural, that it's merely twinned uplift peaks offset from the true centre with a collapsed rim to the south catching the low angle light, but if your so BLIND that you cant see THE FACE then may be its rite that the LIZARD PEOPLE WON?
>> beams back pictures of the Red Planet daily, not all are immediately examined.
Nice to know that the richness of digital cameras also afflicts NASA - I too have an ever increasing pile of snaps that I just know I'm going to get around to sorting through Real Soon Now.
(of course NASA has a finite window for capture before the orbiter fails so it makes sense to blaze away ahead of digestion, let alone having the chance to find transient phenomena like this. Whereas when my camera fails [i.e. gets dropped] it'll be replaced the next day by something that lets me be even sillier. The hi-res HUD camera (step-child of "Glass") will be the final tar baby)
Intestine removal: the lazy cure for appendicitus?
Changing your name means updating it formally with many important organizations in your life (the state, banks, employers, insurers, etc) It also means breaking social links with out-of-touch friends (like trying to find old schoolmates who now have married names) And you'd cheerfully do all this to evade one bad link? (and hope that nobody helpfully provides the "HTTP 301" for you, as they often do for married names "Mary Smith (nee Bloggs)", since Google is quite capable of supporting such common patterns too.
Magic of the movies
The first photo of Giger hugging an egg in the alien ship's hold ghasts my flabber something chronic - watching John Hurt amid the eggs I knew that at some point a matt painting took over but I hadn't guessed that the point was "the egg behind him". Nothing like a little fog, some good lighting, a fine director, and of course a fabulous piece of graphic design that meant (like any magic trick) my horrified attention was held firmly where it was meant to be.
So following movie logic...
PC Bookshop will soon sweep Amazon from the face of the Earth, remarking as it does so "Now the circle is complete"
Only in my dreams - I do miss the the smell of paper and fresh ink, and the excitement of finds when pouring through the bookstacks, and I wonder how to explain this lost world to my kids. But the flipside was being at the behest of the shops' (and distributors') best guesses about what to stock and at what levels (perhaps the sole copy of that serendipitous hit just waltzed out the door five minutes ago) - the kids will never understand just how ignorant we were of just how ignorant we were...
Existing patents operate much like mines (the bang-where-did-my-legs-go sort, not the useful mineral extraction sort). Chopped into separate claims they'll be cluster bombs.
Re: It was the best DOS word processor
A neighbouring lawyer was still using WP for DOS in 2000 (and may still be for all I know) - at the time she said she could hammer out menacing letters and entwining contracts larded with boilerplate paragraphs far faster than with the "upgrade" of the Windows version (better macros, snappier responses, and of course a big dose of muscle memory)
Re: Traditional HR Problems
Having sharpened his lobbying skills in the intervening decade, not the least in the successful passage of the 34th Constitutional Amendment that allowed President Schwarzenegger his scandal-dogged single term of office, on Feb 9, 2025 President Elop abruptly exited his honeymoon period with his startling "Burning Continent" speech...
...after which we'll all be waiting to see what the bonus for sailing a superpower into the rocks is, who the lucky purchaser is, and whether they have the sense to follow Don Jefe's sage (if somewhat Game of Thronesque) on the safe disposal of weapons of cash destruction
> At least you didn't shoot down living objects (life forms). Pretty harmless.
The widows of countless UFO pilots beg to differ, you callous murdering speciesist!
The Spy Who Came in from the Cold?
Perhaps Mr Durov is an Alec Leamas character - formerly on the inside, now publicly thrown out to establish his bona fides. Or perhaps he's a good egg ridden down roughshod, and now to spend the rest of his days waving a Geiger counter over his cup of tea (at least when dining with old chums from the motherland).
And to think that back in the 90s we thought we'd miss the Cold War...
For a big outfit Akamai is doing better than feared
How often do we get to see a corp boast in public, get called out on it and then promptly eat that humble pie, discuss their mistake in reasonable technical detail, and set about digging its customers out of the mess? A couple of years back I'd have expected a promptly hurled spurious law suit (DCMA protection device violation, libel, damaging customer confidence, disclosure of trade secrets, freelance subversion...)
Maybe it's the influence of Pwn to Own (etc), or maybe they're both symptoms of an overall change, but it feels like our industry is growing up just a bit.
Re: Er, why?
It's not obvious that they knew of this specific bug - developers were already concerned that OpenSSL's own "secret malloc sauce" was dangerous. Here's OpenSSH's Theo de Raadt gently remonstrating...
But yes, building OpenSSL with heartbeats disabled would have been good - unless of course they tried and found that this conflicted with some other config macro they needed, since most of the combinations weren't being built, let alone tested. Such a minority interest item shouldn't have been enabled by default anyway, especially in a security layer.
Once the landing-in-a-shower-of-sparks-and-smoke is working
I hope NASA commissions new launch modes for Falcon rockets: swimming-pool-slide-away and palm-tree-lie-down..
(and now I'll spend the rest of the day with the Thunderbirds music as an earworm. Come on, join in, dum---dah-dah-dum, dah-dah-dah-dum-dah-duum...)
And pray that nobody used a web admin interface
...or that if they did then their SSH password isn't the same, or that if they aren't 100% sure that this has always been true for the past two years then rebuild the server at the same time as changing certificates. Otherwise the paranoid fear remains that someone has quietly owned the server and no longer needs the old passwords, private key, or this vulnerability.
Re: I want...
...and when citizens ask you how you came to be, you just can't refrainium from 'xplainium
Re: Changed flight path?
Mass of the lander: 27kg
Mass of the comet: 3,140,000,000,000kg
No worries :-) - the normal out-gassing of the comet will be transferring a lot more momentum than the landing
@Kurt - glad that FreeScale are on the more enlightened side. Maybe that's even becoming the true "best practice"? - of the seven redundancies I've been involved with there seems growing awareness that it's all too easy to make the remaining staff demotivated and cynical, and in fact to induce a form of grief.
Nothing like of course the grieving of those directly affected by this loss, or the ripples spreading out through people more connected than me. But that's the (all-too-)human nature to govern our joy and sorrow by our kinship that John Donne so perfectly cautioned against:
No man is an island,
Entire of itself.
Each is a piece of the continent,
A part of the main.
If a clod be washed away by the sea,
Europe is the less.
As well as if a promontory were.
As well as if a manor of thine own
Or of thine friend's were.
Each man's death diminishes me,
For I am involved in mankind.
Therefore, send not to know
For whom the bell tolls,
It tolls for thee.
Good to see life imitating art [*]
...now keenly awaiting the news that the orbiting twin has succumbed to SPACE MADNESS PLAGUE and OVERSIZED DARK CONTACT LENSES and seizes control of Putin's well-known Secret Laser, so (in a Shocking Twist of Fate) the grounded twin Goes Over His Commander's Head to fly to the ISS (he'll break into the "USS Intrepid" and steal the "Enterprise" to do this) because He Is The Only Man Who Can Stop His Twin. And (in a SToF) he must decide to whether to Chance Everything to Give Nadia More Time to Find a Cure. Nadia? Oh, she's the Chinese part of the Love Triangle (a Russian in the first draft but the test audience surveys from Shanghai were really bad)
[*] so crappy lazily-plotted thrillers using the wonders of science for meretricious decoration don't count as art? You patronising elitist snob!
Does a little piece of a PR flack die every time they write this rubbish?
"Improve the user experience" - yes, the only thing wrong with my day is that I haven't had to log on enough times yet...
I do understand their motivation, I do accept their need to pursue revenue, I do know that I'm the product not the customer, et-sodding-cetera. But please stop varnishing the turd (or find a varnish that hides the smell better).
Star gazing ain't what it used to be...
...it's unbelievably better! When I were a lad it was taken as gospel that (optically) the stars amounted to zero dimensional point sources - with a nice big 'scope you could collect more photons and so do some spectroscopy but you would never resolve anything like a disc. Let alone see planets orbiting that disc. Let alone be talking of doing spectroscopy of the atmosphere of those planets. Bloody (marvelous) witchcraft, this.
Lovely image, "flight of geese" - cheers!
I shall go "hoooonk! hooooonk" at the next one I set free :-)
But some bright soul suggested that it's less likely to have been copypasta than somebody not vetting an automatic three-way merge. Perforce used to get it mostly right, tempting me to just submit, go home, and see what if the test results looked good in the morning - but once-in-a-while it would get confused by adjacent changes in the mergees and end up with a partial duplicate like this.
I'm more worried that "unreachable code" is routinely disabled - it's a PITA to have to "#ifdef _DEBUG" or "(void) someParamThatOnlyGotUsedForLogging;" but there aren't many warnings that don't save your butt someday like this.
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