* Posts by NogginTheNog

961 publicly visible posts • joined 16 Apr 2009

Utah Attorney General tweets execution go-ahead

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FAIL

Kind of ironic

So they kept him locked up for 25 years (that can't have been cheap or much fun), them executed him? Worst of both worlds I'd say.

Researchers probe net's most blighted darknet

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They don't

If you look it's packets addressed to the REVERSE of those addresses (which are valid, and routable, if not currently allocated). I guess it's apps/scripts or maybe some kind of reverse DNS cockups causing these..?

Murdoch moves for full control of Sky

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Not quite

"The Sun already supposedly dictates who gets voted in"

Given the sour faces and sulking over the hung parliament and subsequent coalition (from ALL the tabloids!), I think the idea that the electorate are led like sheep by the press has been pleasingly debunked.

Windows 3.0 turns 20

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Not quite

From Win95 onwards, and refined more and more until the end-of-the-line ME, DOS was used essentially as a bootstrapper for the main OS, which once loaded sidestepped it and used it's own (mix of 16 and 32-bit) subsystems for access to the hardware.

You remember the need to reboot to run some games from a DOS prompt, well this was because it would have required exclusive access to a 'real' DOS environment, not a virtualised one within Windows.

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Still available too

You can actually download WFW 3.11 from TechNet Plus (and probably other MS repostories as well) in a neat little ISO - nice for wasting an afternoon building a retro VM with no working networking, or a browser come to think of it? Be warned though, you'll need the MS-DOS 6.11 downloading and installing first (remember..?!).

Arcam Solo Mini combo hi-fi

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Maybe, but

The audiophile engineering knowledge of an outfit like Arcam isn't.

Can you give to charity and cost Microsoft money?

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Killjoy bugger!

I think the achievement is the guy cycling the length of the country (good one!). The donation matching by MS is just a little bit of extra from his employer.

Hells bells some people...

iPad talks to external hard drive? Yes it can

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FAIL

Gotta love those techie geeks!

Buy a stupidly expensive restricted device, then hack around to make it do something... or buy a much cheaper existing general purpose one (a netbook) and have it work out-of the box.

Osborne to 'get Britain working' - except for ID contractors

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IR35

No rush, but y'know don't forget giving this the chop sometime soonish eh..??

Oz filmmaker to flog virgins for TV doco

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Sad people

I've yet to see the attraction in having sex with someone who, well has never had sex before. I mean you wouldn't pay for a trip round Silverstone with a learner driver would you??

Cameron aims to bring LibDems into government

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Not quite

It wouldn't be a purely 'conservative' or 'labour' government though, it would be one flavoured with lib-dem acceptable policy, and possibly even ministers. It's called coalition.

'iPhone 4G' found on floor of bar

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Close but no cigar

It's a seriously nice looking piece of kit, and those suspected features (noise cancelling second mic?!) look very nice as well!

Shame it'll run a version of Mac OSX, and be handcuffed to iTunes and the Apple mafia... Android or Palm for me it remains then thanks!

Omegle invites you to show world+Facebook your bewbs

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Someone who seemingly doesn't have any children either

Can I just say that as a parent, and hopefully a responsible one, I'm getting a bit tired of all the preaching on here from all those who obviously haven't got any themselves, and think that they're like ventriloquists dummies (or pets) you can keep locked in boxes, and will do exactly what you tell them all the time when you do let them out..

Now there is a lot of common sense spoken here as well, but please those of you who've yet to experience the wonders of parenthood, especially the teenage years, have some consideration of the reality of being able to guide, but not have 24/7 control of what are essentially autonomous human beings.

Labour shock pledge: 16.8-meg broadband for ALL by 2012!

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Better quality copper

Funny you should mention the "up to..." claims of the ISPs. When I signed up for broadband at my current address maybe 4 years ago I was getting something around 2Mbps. Now, one router upgrade later (to an ADSL+ compatible one) plus it's relocation to next to the master phone socket, and I now get a rock-solid 8Mbps - without the weekly reboots once required!

I'm guessing a lot of that has to be down to improvements at the exchange end by the ISP (the same one by the way - LLU as well *NOT* BT!).

Apple's iPad - the device for execs who create nothing

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Clarifying that 'brain'

A good manager is worth his/her weight in gold (or maybe shares?). However a bad one is worth his/her weight is something a lot smellier :-(

Sadly too many who can't hack it at the coal face end up as 'brains'...

Crucial RealSSD C300 256GB Sata 3 SSD

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Not just about speed

Personally it's not just the peformance improvement that would tempt me to put an SSD in my lappy, it's the power consumption drop, and the improvement in battery life. Has anyone done any useful testing around how much more runtime you might expect to gain replacing an HD with an SSD..?

MS sees Windows 7 leap, but XP workhorse refuses to die

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Win7: some way to go yet

I've been running 7 on my two main systems since last August. Whilst there a fair bit I like about the OS, and find XP to feel 'old' when I go back to it (kept the dual boot just in case ;-), Windows 7 *is* flaky - I've had to rebuild the laptop once, and intend to do the same with the desktop soon, for shutdown hangs and/or bluescreens.

Of course XP has had years of service packs and patches to get to it's level of stability, but until Win7 is similar I can see a lot of businesses giving it a wide berth.

Woman finds Romanian living in shed

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Her name is Tilly

That tells you enough to know she probably also has someone to do her garden for her, hence why she doesn't get down to said shed often enough.

Darling confirms telephone line tax

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WTF?

Location location

Ok so some yokel/rich twat CHOOSES to live in the sticks. So I (urban dweller) have to subsidise his/her Internet connection?

Bloody hell do they want us to come and drop off their shopping as well??

Biometric harvest network can handle just 700k a year

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Yeah but...

The PO (or PO Counters as it possibly is doing the tendering?) have to balance the business case with the possible PR backlash if they're seen as tentacles of an unpopular ID grab!

Unsure of how the wider public currently view this who fuck-up (we know how Reg readers do!), but I can't see a spooky photo-cum-fingerprinting booth taking up space in the village PO being very welcome...

Teen's mobe loaded with X-rated smut

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Not everyone's a porn monkey

Ok, so probably most of the people who read this use t'Internet for what it's meant for (Google Avenue Q ;-) but there is a sizeable majority of people who have yet to discover the wonders of recordings of other people having sex!

Dont' laugh at them because they lives aren't ruled by their libidoes...

Waledac botnet 'decimated' by MS takedown

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Recycling

Didn't we have this rather pointless debate a year or three ago on here??? Pedants: please use the search function and amuse yourselves there.

Man gets 30 months in prison for taping nude sportscaster

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WTF?

Erm... NO!

If you can't distinguish between nekkid pictures of people who consent for your pleasure, and someone who's had their personal privacy grossly invaded, then you deserve a spell in a cell yourself.

The freak STALKED the woman to a number of locations, and arranged spy cameras - this was totally planned and pre-meditated! That *IS* one creepy guy...

Body of James Brown disappears from family tomb

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Maybe his management...

...saw that creepy Elvis tour thing (band playing live with Elvis on screen "singing" along) and thought maybe they could send The Godfather Of Soul back out on the road again too!

OCZ's low price Onyx SSD

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Not to mention the benefit to battery life...

...when you do away with all that old fashioned motorised spinning disc and rotor arm stuff.

Mozilla gives passive-aggressive missive to pre-Firefox 3.6 hold-outs

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FAIL

No mouse gestures?! Really??!

I use these ALL THE TIME (to Opera-fy my 'Fox), so if these are gone then sorry no 3.6 for me either!

Was thinking of installing that this weekend too... :-(

Zero* welcome for 200 Welsh TV shows - in Wales

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Modern multi-lingualism?

I watched a welsh language chat show a while back whilst visit a relative who now lives in North Wales (we're both English). I was fascinated by the totally natural way the presenters and interviewees were switching between welsh and english languages, often mid-sentence. It mightily impressed (sadly mono-lingual) me!

So perhaps the low viewing figures really just reflect the fact that modern welsh speakers are perfectly comfortable in both languages, and just watch whatever they deem is 'good'?

Kentucky woman breastfeeds sheriff's deputy

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Since she's lactating

...is there any information on the current welfare of the "lucky' child(ren)??

Gulag awaits Russian Olympic trainers

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WTF?

Blame game(s)

So it's all the coaches' fault, not the people actually doing the competing, is it?

Microsoft finally debuts Euro-choose-a-browser screen

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Do what??

Yeah, I'm sure the hardware manufacturers love the idea of selling bare kit then having to field call after call from poor users trying to install operating systems!

They PREFER a single OS choice as it makes their lives easier, they get to sell turnkey systems, and even make a bit on the side bundling guff no-one really wants but might be persuaded to buy anyway...

Computer Engineer Barbie coming soon to a toy store near you

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Occasionally useful

Apart from the car, the last time I used mine was when I phoned my mum for instructions whilst cooking (and no not beans on toast)!

Red Dwarf's Kryten exposes iPhone number

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Don't be daft!

The arrival of Kryten, the changing of the team dynamic with the extra character, and the way they all started to gel as performers, heralded the golden age of RD (Series 3 to 6 of course).

John Mayer tweets remorse over Playboy interview

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Well done!

Can I just say I'm impressed that so far there have been no comments on the size, shape, consistency, or easy availability, of the Moderatrix's buns??!

So may I be the first :-D

Huawei E5 Wi-Fi/3G modem

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Home connection without the landline

I know someone with no landline (rented house/BT 12 month rip-off!), two laptops, and two separate USB dongles and price plans.

This widget would neatly halve that (apart from the initial purchase cost).

BT rolls back the night

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08xx's??

Better still, show those two fingers and use www.SayNoTo0870.com to get free calls wherever you can!

What do you call the iPad in Arabic?

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My arch-nemisis

I should point out was Nogbad The Bad! Dunno if he's arabic but he is a bit 'swarthy' looking!

Austrian army cans Benny Hill recruitment ad

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Cutbacks?

Are those paintball guns the soldiers are brandishing in the intro silohuettes?!

UK.gov unmoved by Internet Explorer 6 security concerns

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Politician-speak

What they really mean is "we haven't got anywhere near the time or budget to contemplate testing, certifying, redeveloping, and moving ALL our systems en-masse from IE6.

The wonders of single supplier lock-in (which was what the corporate browser market had at the start of this millenium).

Apple video shows Flashed iPad

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Go Apple!

Since Flash is the bane of modern web browsing, even a small stand against the tide should be welcomed, even a rather Canute-ish one!

California school pulls 'oral sex' dictionary

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Careful with that education mom and pop!

Don't want your kids to end up knowing a lot more, and perhaps not growing up to be as ignorant or reactionary, as you are...!

Entire UK will be on ID database sometime in next 3 millennia

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Mugs

If - ok when - the Tory Boys get their turn on the merry go round in May, and then cancel the whole thing, will all the pillocks who got an ID card get a refund?

Windows plagued by 17-year-old privilege escalation bug

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Bedtime soon?

Can all the children bickering about how much better 'their' operating system is (like it's yours anyway, like any of you ever actually contributed any code to any of them, in fact how many of you never even paid for them?) please go away and watch CBeebies or Nick Junior until your mum tells you to get your jammies on and get to bed?

Then perhaps the adults can just get on with reading a grown up website with a grown up comment section.

IE6 exposed as Google China malware unpicked

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Your turn next

Please knock it off with all the smugness non-IE users... there WILL be an exploit for your favourite browser along sooner or later, never fear. I don't think malware authors are particularly fussed about politics, they just wanna steal stuff.

For the record I use FF 3.5 (mainly), IE8 (occasionally), Opera 10 (almost as much as FF), and IE6/7 at work ('cos that's all they have).

US Global Hawks capture Haiti destruction

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I guess it makes a change...

...for US drones to be taking pictures of things that have been destroyed by something other than themselves!

Fem-rage shocker: Woman zaps ex-boyf with pink taser

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Every cloud

Just think if she hadn't bought a Taser she might just've gotten herself a nice little handgun and shot someone instead...

HP loses massive DWP contract

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Not quite

It was a couple of GPO techies targetting the wrong machines, 5 years ago, and processes were (unsurprisingly!) tightened up a lot afterwards!

But hey you could of course judge the whole billion pound contract on one that one incident if you really wanted to be objective, yeah.

Judging from this comments page there are a lot of ex and current DWP EDSers who read the Reg... ;-)

NASA's nuclear Mars tank gets improved cooker mod

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Stop!

Does anyone else feel it's wrong to be sending a vehicle to another world powered by hazardous material (which will still be so for many many years after the vehicle has ceased to be useful), which includes plans to kill alien lifeforms, even if they are only microscopic ones??!

Or is it just 'cos I watched The Day The Earth Stood Still (the Michael Rennie original natch) on DVD yesterday instead of getting to work through the snow..? ;-)

Roboplane tech can deal with air-traffic control directly

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100% replacement

My worry isn't so much how well software can fly an aircraft under normal circumstances (=amazingly well), but those rare conditions when having a pair of eyes, ears, and an alert brain to respond to the unexpected can be the difference between a near-miss and a collision??!

U2 frontman bitchslapped by TalkTalk

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Pint

Is the music industry dying??

If so does that mean we won't have to suffer the yearly twats and morons shoutfest they call the BRITS anymore?!

Acer uncloaks next-gen Atom netbook

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Chip architecture

Are these new Atoms 32-bit of x64 (what Microsoft amusingly dubs AMD64)?