* Posts by Joseph Benning

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'Let me use poo-flinging Roman siege engine against burglars'

Joseph Benning
Coat

Too big for the cannon??

“She’s 54 now and far too big to fit into the cannon,”

Bet that went down like a sack of chicken sh1t with her indoors!

Mines the one with the bird muck down the back.