Bruno Mars on standby : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkf9nV1NEeE

And in the backend, the NSA pre-pop mugshots, you know, 'just in case'

Let's launch a neodymium magnet satellite built with thrusters which are designed to guide it (and anything stuck to it) into the atmosphere in 2 years time.

Bagsy it lands in my back garden so I can claim the scrap

it was channeling the spirit of a Vel Satis

oh no, there's this really dangerous thing that's in a place you didn't think of

And the thing you thought was dangerous isn't

We can help you fix that and only for a medium amount of money

still lamenting http://www.sagetv.com/

I wrote to my MP outlining why it's a ridiculous piece for the government to be cocking about with

(I even persisted in the consultation piece even though it was a disaster)

I got a 'won't someone think of the children' reply, seems to be the common response in all things from this government, how could anyone possibly not want to protect children from nasty things.

In other news I saw a report about a parent having to skip meals just so they could put a bowl of soup in front of their child due to cost of living overtaking salaries

Won't someone think of the children

Fucking government is the shits

20 grand for a cardboard box with a potato in it

priceless

it continues

YaY, more pissing money up the wall by the incumbent government

Good Times

New Machine comes into the house

Remove all the crud, patch to latest everything

create to-the-metal disk image on home file server across network

set up weekly scheduled backup to home file server across network

give to whoeveritisthatneedsit

/out

for(;P("\n"),R--;P("|"))for(e=C;e--;P("_"+(*u++/8)%2))P("| "+(*u/4)%2);

Happy Days

as ever

3D added nothing but a headache

willing to bet

that something as simple as dialectizer breaks this let alone getting technical

If I was a corrie fan

I'd be happy to drop £5 into an online wallet at ITV and then burn though it against PPV as long as me fiver didn't expire and that I knew there was more stuff in the pipeline soon

ICO

The ICO has an implementation of this live right now

www.ico.gov.uk

See how nice it looks? /sarcasm

See how it fails gracefully when you click Continue without ticking the box /sarcasm

I like a bit of sarcasm

i think the ICO are doing us a favour by showing how crud it is, shame they dont sell stuff or carry advertising

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start

good, cos I'm frikken sweltering

Another load of crap from people who are clueless

Puts netcard into promiscuous mode, goes to jail

Makes website drop a cookie, goes to jail

Does a cartoon of a tiger and a laaaydeeey, goes to jail

I hope someone, somewhere is writing a list

ah right,

http://www.findaproperty.com/crimefacts.aspx?edid=00&salerent=0&areaid=1373

Yeah, swearing, that's the fucking priority aint it

ah, found them...

www.barnsley.towntalk.co.uk/news/d/19708/is-it-fair-to-fine-people-for-swearing/#list_comments

I was lost

The Hasty Pudding Cipher ?

wtf is an HPC ?

Echelon

First rule of Stoneghost, don't talk about Stoneghost

It's blatantly obvious

that any mechanism that can be implimented will immediately be bypassed by 14 year old boys in their bedroom on a PC that their parents think is 'safe'.

The knowledge of how to (offshore VPN a connection) will immediately be shared and passed around to lots and lots of other 14 year old and younger and the whole mechanism will be rendered redundant withing 2 weeks.

The only people left being filtered will be the parents, who should have known better in the first place

I'd suggest contracting a VPN in the Ukraine, or using Tor

People who think this kind of filtering is a good idea are damning themselves to having to learn about stuff they've got no hope of understanding if they think they can stop little Johnny from looking at porn with ISP filtering

Well...

I guess it's only a matter of time until The Register gets a Stig-a-like

Cars are boring

Well,

this can only end well

RM Machines

ah, the 380z ... Have RM updated anything since then?

errmmm

I don't like it when you draw the mouse down from the searchbox (where you left it to do some typing) and mouseover the related searches (by accident) changing the list of products you were heading for.

gakk