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* Posts by Booty003

13 posts • joined 26 Mar 2009

Bendy, but hangs loose too: Lenovo Yoga Tablet 2 10-inch Android tab

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"as silky smooth as warm massage oil running off the back of an oriental courtesan"

- That will make me smile for the rest of the week; Cheers!!

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NASA's Opportunity rover celebrates 10 years on Mars with a FILTHY selfie

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I love reading stories like this, I personally find they lift the soul in what we can achieve when brilliant minds work together. Outstanding effort by all concerned. I hope there are many years left in the old fella trundling around out there.

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Stand back, everyone! Dragons' Den ace HAS FOUND THE CLOUD

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aaarrrgggghhhhh.......

Genesis Communications/Outsourcery....... had the pleasure of dealing with these many years ago......

I would rather wrestle a lion whilst naked and then have my broken and shredded corpse thrown into the deepest pit of Hades ready for Satan himself to subject me to an eternity of dry anal fisting than go anywhere near this company or any of its bastardised offspring again......

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Spies in the sky: The leaps and bounds from balloons to spook sats

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Re: SR-71 some planes are so cool

SR-71... I recently bought the Century Wings 1/72 diecast model of this - AMAZING!!!

I still need to get myself down to Duxford but will leave the wife and kids at home as I would get exactly the same reaction from them! Definitely a blokes only day out.

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Peter Moore: IT consultant, Iraq hostage - Part Two

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Very good and interesting article,

But I can't help but spare a thought for the four guys who never made it home from this incident.

Jason Swindlehurst, Jason Creswell, Alec Maclachlan, Alan McMenemy.

Rest In Peace guys.

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McAfee founder claims police framing him for murder

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Ah, Belize. Memories of superb diving, cheap booze, cheap cigars and Rauls Rose Garden..... ;-)

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Crack GCHQ's code and become the next James Bond

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Nearly chocked own my tongue reading that.....

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Unlock your iPhone, miss your messages

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@ AC 12:48 GMT

"you MS'tard". Genius.

That is all.....

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'Metal muscle' memory-alloy robot flapper bat shown off

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FAIL

WTF?

"chiropterthopter" I dont *think* I am a thickie but..........

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Police force eBay scammer to cough up ill-gotten gains

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@ Camilla, Surely a Wind Up....?

Nobody can seriously be THAT Twatish.....?

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English vocab poised to hit 1m words

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Bollocks

Rogers Profanisaurus is the only book of words any of us need......

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Can't get a job? Try plastic surgery

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@Steve Sherlock

You just made me snort out a bit of snot.

Top one.

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BMW driver follows satnav to edge of cliff

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Ace

Fuckin LOVE IT.

Cock.

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