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Windows RT OEMs unveil pricing for Surface wannabes

Wibble
Facepalm

I bet Microsoft are miffed at the Apple pricing!

Now we know how much an iPad Mini is, Apple appear to have pitched it to deliberately undermine the price of the Surface!

Christmas this year is going to be interesting. I bet Santa will be buying shed-loads more iPads than Surfeits.

Popcorn icon please:-)

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Windows 8: An awful lot of change for a single release

Wibble
Facepalm

Every dog has it's day...

That user interface will have it's outing soon. The plebs will have their hands on it and the plebs will speak.

I know my opinions about the UI, I'm really hoping that the rest of the world will concur; it's the GUI that keeps you guessing and rarely shows you what to do. Maybe they translated it to Guessable User Interface?

Down Fido.

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Windows 8 ads hit US screens: Death Metal, exploding laptops

Wibble
Windows

I'm waiting, with popcorn in hand...

I know what I think about the Metrofication of Windows. However, what I think is irrelevant as I'll have to use it to test websites, etc.

What I'm waiting for is the unwashed plebs to get hold of Windows 8 on their non-touch low-end £300 laptop from PC World. Even if they add touch, it'll be interesting.

Let the plebs speak!

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Will you soon be fingering your seven-incher?

Wibble
Paris Hilton

Re: Size Matters!

Was it the sexual inyourendo that made you go blind?

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Experts mull 'kill switch' for stock-wrecking techno-blunders

Wibble
Holmes

How about adding a random number of miliseconds to each transaction settlement, say up to 1000. That'll sort out the gamblers from the genuine trades.

I still think that gambling tax aught to be added to stocks that are held less than, say, 7 days.

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iPhone 5: the fab slab to grab

Wibble
Happy

Article request for El Reg...

Could someone write a review of the best phone packages to get with an *unlocked* smart phone please.

I'd really like to see packages researched for 1 month rolling contracts and 12 month contracts, for all SIMs: SIM, SIM x 10^-6 and SIM x 10^-9

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Windows 8 and you – So, what's next?

Wibble
Headmaster

Re: Appeal to teenagers, dual screen, low spec machines

If WinRT on a tablet is fundamentally like iOS on an iPad, then it's not appropriate for work. Let me expand...

In my daily use with an iPad over the last two and a half years, including taking it as my only device on holiday, I've found it to be invaluable as a communications device. It's great for emails, simple browsing, consulting the calendar, etc.

However, due to it's single-task non-windowed model, it's completely useless at more complex work such as writing an email whilst browsing whilst quoting from a document whilst running a web app whilst checking on other emails, etc. You know, the normal day-to-day business things that people juggle around. Compare that with OSX/Windows where multi-tasking is standard.

The key challenge is that running "Windows" on a tablet, a-la those keyboard/mouseless devices from years ago was an utterly horrible user experience, not least because all the benefits of a iPod-style tablet is missing (zero on time, finger-optimised UI, long battery life, ultra light weight, etc.).

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Wibble
Gimp

Re: Appeal to teenagers, dual screen, low spec machines

We'll have to wait & see whether the unwashed masses agree with you or not.

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Apple iOS 6 review

Wibble
Windows

Re: Going back

Arse. Restored the iPhone to 5.1.1 then tried to recover from the backup... alas this is "incompatible with the old version of the software". I don't have a TM backup to hand, so I'll have to restore it to iOS 6(.6.6) and re-try this later.

Key to this is getting the "iPhone3,1_5.1.1_9B206_Restore.ipsw" file from Apple.

Apple's going off the boil IMHO.

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Wibble

Re: Going back

I've found this link on the Apple site. Wonder how long that will remain!

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Wibble
Unhappy

Re: Going back

How can one 'backgrade'?

Like a prat I updated my iPhone 4 and now really regret it. How can one backgrade to the previous version?

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Win8 tablets may cost MORE than iPads – AND LAPTOPS

Wibble
Holmes

Re: Seriously?!

Could it be a PR puff... get the market screaming about "ridiculous" prices, then announce a lower real price; everybody jumping for joy...

That's the way that Steve Jobs would have done it.

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Microsoft announces Office 2013, Office 365 pricing

Wibble
Mushroom

Re: can think of lots of things I would rather spend $99 on

A pot for Microsoft to piss in.

How much!!! They have got to be taking the piss.

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Microsoft keeps Win Phone 8 under hype-boosting wraps

Wibble
Coat

Local phone chimp?

Is that like a trunk monkey?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee3L9BQQ4Gs

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Apple iPhone 5 hands-on review

Wibble

Who's afraid of Windows 8? Trio leads Microsoft migration pack

Wibble
Windows

Migration costs

For years Microsoft have pushed their broken standards into large organisations in their utterly misguided strategy to keep other browsers out of the enterprise at any cost. This resulted in Microsoft creating the "INcompatibility" mode in IE 7, 8 and 9. This mode continued to support their broken standards and myriad browser bugs. The IE works best culture is so embedded in many large organisations that they would not allow the applications to be tested on standards-compliant browsers as "we're only paying you to develop to our standard desktop build which you cannot install other browsers".

The unintended consequence is the massive cost of refactoring these applications. The developers have cleared off; the budgets are consumed; the cupboard is empty as far as further development is concerned.

Well now the magpies have come home to roost. Updates are upon us. The IT management's strategy which was based largely on thick-client thinking is exposed as being completely flawed. For some reason it's been quite OK to consider User Interface development to be fluffy bollocks, certainly when compared with "real" multi-layered stack development with exciting service bus architecture.

I told you so and you didn't listen. Ner ner ni ner ner.

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Ding dong, the Ping is dead! Apple brings in Facebook for iTunes

Wibble
Windows

I fecking hate Facebook and everything it stands for...

I don't and won't have a FB account and have no interest in finding out which proxy boy band shite is being pushed today.

I do hope that Apple haven't screwed with iTunes too much as it's already a pretty lousy application, particularly if you've a lot of music (none purchased from Apple). Itunes is utterly useless on the iPad, for instance sorting by genre.

Its such a pity there's no better music playing applications for the Mac, iPad and iPhone.

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Microsoft leads from behind on Windows 8

Wibble
Childcatcher

> I worked for a PR company that did Microsoft's work in Australia

== wrote shit for a living.

Has anyone sent you the ticket to the space ship yet? I think you're on the middle one with the marketeers, hairdressers and telephone sanitisers.

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Information is the UI in Windows 8, says design guru

Wibble
Windows

Re: Polluting software with buttons and icons?

Disagree

What would the icon be for that word (singular)?

Or how do you group and sub-group icons, such as File > Open, or Edit > Paste Special > Plain Text?

The problem with your point is that an ICON does not portray a thousand words, it is a pictograms representing one word, not that dissimilar to Chinese characters. The challenge with the Ribbon or Start Menu is that they replace perfectly good words with pictures which have no standard definition, i.e. they are much harder to learn and impossible to read. Therefore one has to sit there scanning each one to try to glean their meaning.

I just feel like I'm wasting my breath arguing UI logic with these Microsoft imbeciles. They really are like arguing with the proverebial pigs; we both get dirty and the pig likes it. And the pig doesn't listen nor give a damn.

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Ballmer predicts 400 MILLION Win 8 Surface and Lumia fumblers

Wibble

Re: I hate the way Microsoft deliberately confuses the market...

Just like iPhone & iPad applications are totally interchangeable. Not.

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Wibble
WTF?

Re: What counts as a tablet?

> That's the problem for developers = develop for w8's 400M devices

Wrong wrong wrong

Each platform is utterly different--tablet, desktop, phone, all completely different THAT is the problem for developers; be it the three different user interfaces, the different presentation metaphors or just plain operating system features, you will need to develop three different versions.

Stop spreading these MIcrosoft-sponsored lies.

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Wibble
Windows

I hate the way Microsoft deliberately confuses the market...

There are many different devices; NT based Windows 8, phone based windows phone, and tablet based Windows RT. Microsoft seems to think that calling them all Windows 8 means they're all the same.

They're not the same thing and never will be.

Lies, damn lies and Microsoft PR bullshit.

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WD touts slimline external HDDs

Wibble
Gimp

500Gb is pretty small

Ooh, look at my little one. Not only is it small on the outside, but it has little capacity either, barely enough for a time machine backup.

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Internet Explorer needs fresh dev infusion for a full recovery

Wibble
WTF?

Re: I actually switched back to IE recently

Good for you.

Would you please be kind and go around and install IE10 on the 100 million other systems which aren't running Windows 8. What's that, you can't?

You obviously don't develop for a living as you wouldn't be using the non-existent development tools. Nor do you support thousands of desktops. Nor use all the myriad other add-ons which the other browsers support. And you're only running W8...

All of these are reasons why IE remains a festering turd of a browser.

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Wibble
Mushroom

It's not cool to bash IE...

We bash IE because it is a festering pile of proprietary bug-ridden crap.

I personally bash IE because I am sick of the amount of extra time it takes to build a website - the cost of which has to be borne by all. IE10, 11, 12 may be more reliable and better support standards, but what of the festering crap that remains? IE7 and IE8 wil last forever as you can't upgrade this on XP.

Those of us who work in the real world are thoroughly sick of Microsoft's shenanigans and don't forgive in a hurry and especially as we're still cleaning up the mess on a daily basis.

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Windows 7 passes XP, Mac OS X passes Vista

Wibble
Headmaster

Mac OS9 --> OSX

Apple's jump from OS9 to OSX was a complete change of operating system, as big a jump as Windows was to NT.

On the other hand, Microsoft's upgrade from Windows 7 to Windows 8 is incremental as far as the desktop is concerned. However they are releasing a completely new OS in the form of Windows RT which runs on a totally different platform, ARM, which they've never supported before, i.e. it's not an upgrade, it's something new.

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Windows Phone 8: What Nokia and Microsoft MUST do

Wibble
Headmaster

Re: another Poorly researched poorly written Nokia / MS bashing article

You're entitled to your opinions.

I thought it was a great article by Andrew. It really did read as if he'd lived with the phones for a while and came up with some very interesting and valid conclusions. It's nice to see an article that stands out from the crowd.

Microsoft have a massive hill -- of their own making -- to climb. This is just the start of some very interesting times for all Smartphone producers.

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Windows 8: Microsoft's tablet-desktop still painful to swallow

Wibble
Coat

There probably is an option to "turn that Metro shit off" but nobody can find it.

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Toshiba pulls out of Windows RT tablet push

Wibble
Headmaster

Wait & see?

A timely and convenient excuse to leave the party and see if it's worth coming back later. Especially after hearing rumours of $200 retail price for the Microsoft proof of concept surface.

How to make a small fortune from tablets... first start with a big one.

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'$199' Surface tablets: So crazy it might work, or just crazy?

Wibble
Gimp

A full-sized slab is a lot more expensive to manufacture than a phone-sized device.

£50 sounds way way way way way way way too cheap; you couldn't even buy the components for that price (less VAT, retailer's profit, shipping costs....)

The benchmark is the iPad. Skimp on components and you're down in the low-quality end of the market, with all the crap Android fondle-slabs. Microsoft want to produce a "quality experience", that means it needs to be *better* than the iPad. That costs money -- exactly the point the author has made.

So unless Microsoft are going to subsidise each surface slab to the tune of £300 each -- which is unsustainable -- the basis of this 'rumour' is just PR FUD, or some fanboi who doesn't understand economics.

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Wibble

Re: PR FUD ALERT *** PR FUD ALERT *** PR FUD ALERT

s / buffing / boffins / g

Bloody iPad spel chekker

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Wibble
Gimp

PR FUD ALERT *** PR FUD ALERT *** PR FUD ALERT

Press release... Microsoft have developed a magic fondle slab that their buffing have grown from a single pubic hair plucked from Ballmer's backside.

Quality costs money, yer cannae change the laws of physics captain!

One definitely cannot change the laws of economics; if Microsoft are really thinking about subsidising their demo slab, it'll cost them their company.

Tosh.

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BBC gives itself a gold in 700Gbit-a-second Olympic vid sprint

Wibble
Windows

Re: Freeview

There's a lot less shite on Freeview than Freesat. And you don't need to nail a pleb dish to the side of one's dwelling.

For the first time ever I would have liked to have had access to all 24 BBC channels, but it's all over now and I haven't enough time to watch Freeview let alone 200+ channels of complete shite on Sky, not to mention paying Murdock hundreds and hundreds of quid for the displeasure.

The BBC should have been mentioned in the opening ceremony. One of the UK's greatest achievements.

BTW why "Team GB and Northern Ireland"? Why not Team UK?

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Lone config file in Mac OS X SIGNALS DEATH OF THE DVD

Wibble
Windows

Security air gap

CD / DVD drives are really useful for moving files across an air-gap network where USB drives are forbidden. They're also easy to shred once done.

Not that Apple give a damn.

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Don't get sued or cuffed on Twitter: Read these top 10 pitfalls

Wibble
Windows

Tweet in haste...

Repent at leisure

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Greens wage war on clean low-carbon renewable energy

Wibble

Geo exporting

I've often wondered why obviously geothermal rich countries such as Iceland don't export electricity. I suppose transporting it is the main challenge.

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Analyst says Surface could hurt Ultrabook, Windows 8 tablets

Wibble
Gimp

Re: Microsoft only have themselves to blame

> 8th version of NT

Errm, not on a tablet it ain't. It'll be the first version of the new Metro tablet which has "been written from the ground up". MS call it artie (RT); that's their first version.

You can't use a plain NT kernel on a tablet for exactly the same reasons you can't use NT on a phone; battery life. This is why iOS has a completely different scheduler that doesn't multi-task in the normal way (time slicing with background applications). This is why Microsoft's original tablets sucked donkey balls; massive lumps of plastic with sod all battery life running applications which were not optimised for tablets (e.g. finger/stylus).

The fact that you claim NT is on its 8th iteration (3.1, 3.5, 3.51, 4, 5, 5.1, 6, 6.1) means you've missed the point and are listening to Microsoft too much; Microsoft want you to think that RT == NT but in reality RT != NT.

On a tablet it's the first iteration (8).

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Wibble
Holmes

Microsoft only have themselves to blame

This pickle Microsoft find themselves in is a direct result of being late to market. They can't set prices; they have to follow. Apple have sewn up the market in setting the leading technology (iPad) and have set the price. Anything near Apple's price will naturally be compared with the market leader (it sounds just like a Golf). If you've low quality offerings, you can only race to the bottom, hence all the cheapo tat running Android.

Producing an equivalent product to the iPad will be difficult as Apple have really sewn up the manufacturing systems with massive economies of scale, not to mention shed loads of lawyers.

Then there's the issue of a version 1 product. The iPad is approaching it's 6th iteration of the underlying software. Unlike Microsoft, Apple still keep the keyboard/window/mouse-centric Mac OSX separate from the tablet-centric iOS. Microsoft are embarking on releasing their first proper tablet OS whilst confusing the world with "it's Windows everywhere", running the risk of damaging their core desktop OS in the process.

It's such fun watching this. It's like watching a playground fight between two bullies.

Need a popcorn icon:-)

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Apple Mac OS X 10.8 Mountain Lion review

Wibble
FAIL

Full screen still broken

Full screen mode hasn't been fixed. If you've multiple monitors -- normal for a laptop -- when you put an application into full screen it 'blanks' the other screen by displaying a rather naff canvas background. Apparently Apple thinks that full screen means "only one application can be seen". So sod you if you've got several monitors (easy with Thunderbolt).

See the Apple website discussion "Dual monitors and fullscreen fiasco, is there a work around?"

https://discussions.apple.com/thread/3196329

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Google asks YouTube commenters to stand up and be counted

Wibble
Gimp

... and the winner is.... moderation

It always will be the ultimate answer to sorting out comments. Look at El Reg; who would possibly want to upset The Moderatrix? I know that we're given a lot more latitude, but I'm sure El Reg would implement mandatory moderation if we all started to get fractious.

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Dell uncloaks trio of muscular mobile workstations

Wibble

Re: Nice i guess but

'Cos you can't lug the thing from client to client.

Some of us work at different locations and need a decent box to drag around. Clearly you don't get out to client's sites.

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Wibble

Re: Keyboard

That's a 'Merkin keyboard.

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4G? Pah! Boffins charge up the dial to 5G data EXTREME-band kit

Wibble

Re: Does anyone remember

MilliBook, MicroBook, NanoBook, PicoBook, FemtoBook...

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HTML 5 gets forked up

Wibble

Re: Amicable my ass...

The W3C have a lot of form here: I'm not even sure if they've ratified the CSS2.1 standards as yet!

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Apple building 'tactical' data center with 'mantrap' doors

Wibble

Re: Isn't this normal?

> weigh you each way

Yeah, that data you've got in that memory stick/hard disc is quite heavy:-)

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Microsoft posts first-ever quarterly loss

Wibble
Angel

Re: the dinosaur is staggering

@AC: 10:41

What's a grown-up doing in here? Get out now before we taunt you some more...

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Bunging apps, files into virtual desktops ain't worth it - Gartner

Wibble

Re: It isn't just about cost you dumb beancounters

Alas it's also about having a load of people having slow response times when there's server troubles. If they had their own machine they could at least be somewhat shielded from overloaded servers.

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Nearly 2 MILLION US Facebook users quit social network

Wibble
Windows

Lies, damn lies...

Rather than measuring accounts in terms of absolute numbers, it would be far more accurate to measure it in terms of account activity; numbers of accounts active on a daily basis; weekly; monthly; quarterly; dead; formerly active... etc.

A lot like Hotmail et al measure their accounts.

That way all the test accounts or one-off accounts could be eliminated. This utter tosh about 900M users is just that; tosh.

Meh

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