* Posts by Mike Flex

292 posts • joined 6 Mar 2009

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Google dumps ISP email support. Virgin Media takes ball, stomps home

Mike Flex

Re: Can't wait

"The service was better before google and has been a pain since google took over."

Indeed, but this talk of integrating third party email solutions suggests we're not getting Blueyonder email back.

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PC sales go OFF A CLIFF to under 300 million a year

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Re: WTF?

"Despite the extremely loudly publicised free "upgrade"? Fawn on, Gartner."

Yes, despite the upgrade offer. People, especially ordinary, non-Reg reading people, are quite likely to want to avoid the hassle of:

- performing an OS upgrade (with the risk of everything going pear-shaped if the automation fails),

- sorting out any drivers or bundled software that stop working under Win 10,

- having to use Win 8 whilst waiting for the upgrade.

Once you know Win 10 is on its way, it's easier to carry on with your existing kit a bit longer, let the vendors sort out the integration issues and buy something that does what you want when you buy it.

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Enjoying the Spring? Microsoft has 13 ways to fix that

Mike Flex

Re: Windows 10 will be updated like a Linux distribution

" Linux needs no reboot after applying the patches unless you update the kernel itself."

As almost every time I get an Ubuntu update a new kernel turns up there's no difference for me between Ubuntu and Windows in the number of reboots required.

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Apple to devs: Watch out, don't make the Watch into a, well, a watch

Mike Flex

Re: Rolex Explorer II

"Couldn't you just move your watch arm a bit ?"

It's common for watch collectors to have more self-winding watches than available wrists.

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The Apple Watch: THROBBING STRAP-ON with a knurled knob

Mike Flex

Get thee to an optician

"...the first screen after setup animates hundreds of swirling particles; it’s vertiginous, like staring at the Pleiades."

If you find the Pleiades look like a vertiginous cloud of swirling particles I suggest you get to an optician. Or a doctor.

"There are alarms and stopwatches and timers, handier than on your phone."

As, indeed, there are on my £23 Casio watch. As a bonus it has a 5 year battery life and doesn't look like it should only be worn by a 1980s gym bunny.

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USA is home to largest number of data perves, study finds

Mike Flex

Re: Umm. They found dumbasses?

"Excel spreadsheet on TOR.

And... You're going to open a *known* virus vector on your pc after downloading what is very clearly labelled "illegal" material in that format?"

You might choose not to open it in Excel, and certainly not in anything with macro execution enabled.

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Mature mainframe madness prints Mandlebrot fractal in TWELVE MINUTES

Mike Flex

Re: Not Dot Matrix...

"1401 had a 1403 chain printer."

Indeed. It's even shown in the blogpost linked from the article. More details of the 1403 on Wikipedia.

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Woman caught on CCTV performing drunken BJ blew right to privacy

Mike Flex

Re: sigh!

"And this is what passes for 'entertainment' on Channel 4 these days?"

Regrettably so. In the Flex household this sort of stuff is referred to as a caring, sharing, freak show. Add a thin layer of social commentary and you can apparently serve up any amount of bad behaviour from the less fortunate in society. And to think we look down on Hogarth's contemporaries for going along to laugh at the inmates at Bedlam.

Or perhaps you have an intimate medical problem you're too embarrassed to see your GP about? Why not expose your suppurating nads to the whole nation on one of C4's medical shows? The freakier the better.

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Improved Apple Watches won't get more expensive? Hmmm

Mike Flex

Re: @just a thought

"There are a surprisingly large number of 'inflation' indices."

...866 results

Hmm, is there an index measuring how fast the number of inflation indices is growing?

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How many Androids does it take to change a light bulb?

Mike Flex

the dreaded dingy CFL

Well, now we have dingy LED lamps. The brightest available from my local DIY emporium is only rated at 50 W equivalent, which is rather less than the 100 or 150 W incandescent lamps I used to use in my living room.

That's before you start arseing around getting the lamp to work with your phone, which will pretty much rule these products out for normal people.

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TERROR in SPACE: ISS 'Nauts end panic by switching computer off and on again

Mike Flex

Re: This SO reminded me of 2001: A Space Odyssey...

"...when HAL9000 "detected" a fault in the AR-35 module,"

AE-35

Standards are slipping.

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Comet Lovejoy's greenish glow visible with naked eye this weekend

Mike Flex

Re: > much better view of it with a telescope or good pair of binoculars.

"Just come in from comet watching using a 10x42 monocular. Fuzzy monochrome ball"

Yup, that's what I saw with 7 x 50 binoculars on the edge of a town (hence not a dark sky). Still, my first comet.

Parky out though, -1 deg C with the wind chill according to my Met Office app.

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Mock choc shock: 3D candy printer is good news for sweet-toothed swingbellies

Mike Flex

"How does it taste? Not good, if the current standards of what Hershey euphemistically calls chocolate here in the US. The firm describes it as "edible," which doesn't inspire confidence."

To be fair, 'edible' would be an improvement on over-the-counter Hershey's.

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Nothing illegal to see here: Tribunal says TEMPORA spying is OK

Mike Flex

Re: btrower The gloves are off

If you're going to quote Article 8 of the ECHR, quote the whole thing, not just the bits you agree with. Here's the part you omitted:

"2. There shall be no interference by a public authority with the exercise of this right except such as is in accordance with the law and is necessary in a democratic society in the interests of national security, public safety or the economic well-being of the country, for the prevention of disorder or crime, for the protection of health or morals, or for the protection of the rights and freedoms of others."

Looks like the IPT decided GCHQ was working within the limits of that paragraph. Whilst your US and Canadian examples aren't relevant to the UK I see they don't offer unlimited privacy either, and nor does the UN UDHR article 12.

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Go festive this year with Christmas carols, baby Jesus and CLITORAL STIMULATORS

Mike Flex

"while sticking very real broom handles up their arses in private"

Followed by a trip to A&E to remove said handle. "Oh, I was just getting ready for bed when I spotted some dust but unfortunately tripped when cleaning it up."

If you're in A&E and need to borrow a pen check if it's come from the "removed items" drawer.

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Police in U-turn as 'shop a gun-owner' hotline is scrapped

Mike Flex

Tough.

From the article:

"Presumably the anxiety caused by all these "you vill report zer koncernz to us or else!" orders from the police should now be reported for their consideration?"

If someone can't cope with the responsibility of looking after firearms properly then they shouldn't keep firearms.

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That's PROFESSOR Woz to you from now on, young whippersnapper

Mike Flex

The Dr Chau Chak Wing building...

... looks as though it's supported on a Wing and a prayer.

Ivy, anyone?

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Apple tool: Buying an iPhone in a carpark? Find out if it's STOLEN

Mike Flex

Duh

"Buying an iPhone in a carpark? Find out if it's STOLEN

Check IMEI number? Bloke said not to open box until he leaves"

Yup, it's stolen. No need to faff around with a website.

Cash only, no credit cards? Well, strike me down with a feather.

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Internet Transit price falls slowing: Telegeography

Mike Flex

Re: huh

"*Disclaimer - Im not even sure what a Transit price is."

Is it just me who was expecting to read about the cost of Ford vans?

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PROOF the Apple iPhone 6 rumor mill hype-gasm has reached its logical conclusion

Mike Flex

"an annual silly season of iPhone rumors and speculation"

That would be the season lasting from January to December presumably.

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OMG, sorry about 'poor comms' on Facebook secret emoto-meddle tests. Laters!

Mike Flex

Re: I lie to them

" I have an "internet birthday"

Yup. Unless I have a real-life legal relationship with an organisation (e.g. financial) I'm as young as the Unix epoch.

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It's a Doddle: Amazon inks train station parcel deal with Network Rail

Mike Flex

Re: Collectplus?

"Ebuyer are you listening? Do not ever again "upgrade" me from paid for next day delivery that works, to "free, next day" delivery "

Ebuyer? "Free, next day" delivery?

Well, I certainly got that impression from the sales page (next morning, even) but on arriving at the checkout page it was 'free' OR 'next day' delivery. Free was 5 days. 5 working days, that is, so actually 7 days. (I was threatened with 9 days for my last order, placed on a Friday afternoon, but it did turn up in 7 days.)

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Top 10 tech essentials for the festival season

Mike Flex

Eh?

"SanDisk's Connect Wireless Media Drive is a neat alternative and can stream to eight devices and has an 8-hour battery life. "

To my mind the 'festival season' is in 6 months time but for people who do want to shell out several hundred quid to sit in a mudbath and listen to live pop music isn't it rather defeating the point to take your own music with you?

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Supermodel Lily Cole: 'I got a little bit upset by that Register article'

Mike Flex

Apparently "javadevguy" wishes:

that NESTA would bung me £200k to build my website. I am to do something socially useful. #somethingelse

I'm glad he's planning to do something useful with our money.

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Silent, spacious and... well, insipid: Citroën's electric C-Zero car

Mike Flex
Boffin

180Nm of torque – that translates to 65bhp and 133 lb/ft in old money

Er, no. 133 lb.ft or, more usually in the UK, ft.lb but not lb/ft.

(Strictly, its lbf.ft or ft.lbf.)

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World's first ever Nobel Prize winning integrated circuit to be auctioned

Mike Flex

Re: Operation?

"According to widikepia it's a a single-transistor oscillator with a distributed RC feedback. Shame that I don't have any use for that ;)"

You mean it's not a ... 7400!?!

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Rubber-glove time: Italy to probe TripAdvisor over 'fake reviews'

Mike Flex

Re: Patterns

"I would ignore complaints about slow servivce when made by an american reviewer, since americans expect to have all three courses thrown at them in 20 minutes,"

Looking for restaurants in a mostly harmless suburb of Amsterdam I found one American reviewer state that "of course, you couldn't expect any service in Europe".

Perhaps she should have stayed at home and stuck with the sort of 'restaurant' where the staff follow up any interaction with an enquiry as to whether you would like fries with that?

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Google Glass GOES GLAM, grabs Gap guru

Mike Flex

Re: Techies and Everyone Else?

"Hipster bars seem to be the ones banning glass."

"Glass" buyers are hardly going to be found in any other type of bar, are they?

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Middle England's allotments become metric battlefield

Mike Flex

Re: Who are these clods?

"I started school in the 1950s and I was never taught about poles – inches, feet, yards and miles were all we needed. "

They were listed on the back of your log tables.

HTH

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GitHub probes worker's claims of hostile, sexist office culture

Mike Flex

Re: Yawn

"And why did no one notice or care about all this code erasing?"

Lost code? If only they had access to a software revision control system.

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GRAV WAVE TSUNAMI boffinry BONANZA – the aftershock of the universe's Big Bang

Mike Flex
Facepalm

"This is something that's not just a home run, but a grand slam," said Marc Kamionkowski"

Is that a good thing, or a bad thing? Really, it would be handy if alien tongues were translated into proper English. I'm left not knowing if this discovery is the dog's danglies, or his dinner.

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New Forum Wishlist - but read roadmap first

Mike Flex

Where's Wally?

Now that el Reg is working on on a New York - Paris - Peckham basis it would be handy to have some indication, e.g. a national flag, of which office was filing a story rather than having to memorise where each Reg correspondent is based or wading through an article trying to find out whether or not it is relevant. For example in this article I need to read down to the third paragraph to discover that this story relates to the other side of the world.

I note the earlier unwillingness to let us commentards display goatse avatars but it would also be handy if we could opt in to display national flags which would help even out cross-cultural surprises.

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'Mommy got me an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000 for Xmas!' South Park: Stick of Truth

Mike Flex

"Am I alone..."

No, but you're not likely to find many South Park sceptics in the middle of a South Park game review thread.

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SPACE VID: Watch JUMBO ASTEROID 2000 EM26 buzzing Earth

Mike Flex

Re: Today? Today where?

"I thought I was on GMT. What the heck is UTC?"

UTC is what we are currently on in the UK. The BBC persists in incorrectly calling it GMT.

UTC is derived from atomic clocks. GMT is derived from astronomical observations. These days atomic clocks are more stable than the rotation of the Earth so UTC is tweaked to keep it close to GMT, by adding or subtracting leap-seconds.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coordinated_Universal_Time

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenwich_Mean_Time

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Mike Flex

Re: Today? Today where?

"Which is a shame really because I genuinely don't know if I've missed it or not (I'm in the UK)."

Yes and No.

The live broadcast was last night (2 am UK time overnight between 17 and 18th Feb) so you missed that.

However the telescope that was supposed to be used was frozen and the programme was strung together from recordings of earlier events and computer simulations. So, no, you didn't miss a live event 'cause it didn't happen. The video on the article page is a recording of the 2am broadcast so you can check what you didn't miss.

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NSA: It's TRUE, we grab 200 MILLION of your text messages A DAY globally

Mike Flex

Re: Even if it were effective...

"puts through a 'Right to Arm Bears' act..."

Hunting would be a lot more sporting if the bears could shoot back.

Grizzly? Well, pretty ticked off, and its got an M16.

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Is your IT department too tough on users?

Mike Flex

""I deleted the Windows directory, because Windows was already installed and now the PC won't boot. What do I do?." is the email leader."

So you schedule a network re-image of their PC and cackle evilly as the data they weren't supposed to store on their C: drive gets zapped.

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Coca Cola slurps millions of MAC addresses

Mike Flex

Re: Thirsty! @ Gordon 10

"What recent Christian festival have we just been through"

Still going through, if you don't mind. The 12 days of Christmas end on 6th Jan. (At least for Western Christians. Orthodox ones start on 7th Jan.)

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Parents can hide abortion, contraception advice from kids, thanks to BT's SEX-ED web block

Mike Flex

Re: Surely this is endangering children?

""FUCK MUMSNET"

I think someone already did."

I trust they had their penis beaker for afterwards.

(What do you mean you haven't heard of it. It's an IT site, use Google.)

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IT bods: Windows XP, we WON'T leave you. Migrate? Chuh! As if...

Mike Flex

Why should we be in a rush to move off XP?

Some of us only moved to XP in summer 2010, when extended support for Win 2000 ended. That's not even 4 years use out of XP.

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Nominet seeks royal approval for pisspoor .uk domain name push

Mike Flex

Re: You're missing the point.

"The point of this article is..."

Thanks for the summary and the link to the actual announcement.

The Reg article seems to be too full of sark to get round to telling us what the story is.

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Brit inventors' GRAVITY POWERED LIGHT ships out after just 1 year

Mike Flex

Re: Nice idea

"never mind the pressurised mantle lamps"

Oh, you definitely should mind the pressurised mantle lamps. You need to turn them on at arm's length with your head tipped back.

Why? Because if you didn't get the pre-heating just right the little b*gg*rs will shoot out burning paraffin to, ooh, arms length. So a LED light you can turn on without barbequing your head is a handy thing to have.

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Microsoft 'cautiously optimistic' about Christmas sales

Mike Flex

"a surprisingly large number of Macbooks"

Long battery life and small size (for 11" screen versions) = handy for train.

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Radio amateurs fret over G.fast interference

Mike Flex

Re: Talking about leaky house drop cables ...

"Early installations were somewhat 'ad hoc' being made before any standards had really been laid down. Often house drops were simply spaded in under lawn turf."

Early installations, eh? I think you'll find that's still how VerminMedia does drops.

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XBOX ONE owners rage as HDMI SNAFU 'judders' Brit and Euro tellies

Mike Flex

"I thought Britain was in Europe. I am moving soon to London..."

Hmm, your move to London is going to be a bit of an extended learning experience.

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Google shows off scanned-in Gettysburg Address drafts

Mike Flex

a new nation, conceived in Liberty...

The founding fathers had the idea in a London department store?

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No woman, no drive: Saddo hackers lob Android nasty at Saudi women's rights campaign

Mike Flex

"there is a split infinitive on line 33 of your posting"

The fact that the posting extends to (at least) 33 lines is a bigger problem.

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