613 posts • joined 6 Mar 2009
Re:"Haven't you seen the film Conspiracy Theory?`", etc...
If I'd had a bottle of plonk on a very warm sticky day, (well in UK terms), that's the sort of thing I'd say. Actually I have had a bottle over the day, and still haven't said anything that silly here - well as far as I know. It's been a hot sticky day, and I've had a bottle of plonk. (cheap South American if you are wondering. Sort of dark red with industrial chemical undertones and probably originally premium tanker shipped to Germany for bottling and general distribution throughout the EU and other foreign climes).
Re: " have never understood this apps criticism."
Analogy :- "You cooked a meal, but it never turned out how you or your dinner guests wanted. However this microwave substitute goo is just fine because both you and your guests actually don't know or care what is actually required as long as you can slurp it down with a spoon - until you come to the porcelain throne of your expectations"
(Fairly sure there are loads of mixed metaphors in there - bit like Windows 8.x).
Re: "The tories want to redefine human rights ..."
Ermm, this was an all party vote. They are doing it for your benefit!, (errm IGMC).
Re: On the subject of HDMI...
"Any experts in Register land that might have a solution or at least a handle on what the issue is?"
Stan O'Neal knows the answer.
Re: Can't see the gray area here
"Is it generally just technical or IT fields where it's considered "acceptable" that an employer tries to decide where an employee may work afterwards"
In UK the contract is generally with the Ltd. company, rather than the person who is actually doing the work, (even if that person is the only employee of the Ltd. company). If said person claims employee rights they will fall foul of IR35 gubbins. Perfectly acceptable to put a restriction against the Ltd. side, (in fact that's good because it an indicator that they arn't an employee for tax purposes)
Re: unsuitable for countries that follow the Muslim faith...
Since when couldn't they eat lettuce?
Re: "You could at least be sure that Han shot first with Quentin at the helm."
I very sure that Han shot first having seen it at the cinema at the time and also having the last unmolested pseudo widescreen VHS release in my possession.
Re: "....level of accuracy you had in a phone from about 3 years ago."
Not sure that's the problem. Both GPS & GLONASS need terrestrial base stations to achieve that accuracy. From my reading of the article it seems the GLONASS lot arn't being given the ability to use or piggy back off the terrestrial part by using the already established GPS transmitters. Early 90's GPS was rubbish until the fixed point base stations were set up to negate the errors intentionally set in on the free to air signal.
Re: "What is Peter Norton doing these days?"
I suspect kicking back, doing what us mortals just dream/wish about if we could have gone there & done that and come out with a big wodge of dosh without all the takeover political mismanagement rubbish. Nice to see someone go low profile for once.
In what way, (other than GUI), does Powershell actually suck?
I haven't had anything overly problematic with anything I needed to do in it. Is this just a troll question or is there something fundamentally wrong with it which I need to know about, just in case?
Re: Would have been a lot cheaper
Cheaper to who? They seemed to have done quite well out of dumping staff, fiddling with the dubious markets & general mismanagement. Might have got a bit of bad publicity, but that didn't really have any consequences - obviously apart from a big government bail out(*)
(*) but that really didn't cost them anything.
I like IT!!!!
You can go balls deep into to an area you know nothing about, (initially), and come out with congratulations & money. It also let's you have quite a lot of time off to follow other interests. The cycle tends to be in my experience around about five years, so no point in going for a mortgage, just suck it up in the downtime - which is going to be significant, and use cash for the up times. So:-
a) Don't make plans.
b) Have other interests which can keep you occupied
c) Scan for those 'little' gigs which actually are interesting and worthwhile and make you happy to do them. (This is quite important because it shines through in the interviews).
d) All HR departments are run with f**kwits.
(Fairly sure this isn't is how it should be done, but it can be done).
Re: Apparently not. They're still using AOL...
Loads of small companies still use it because they got suckered in during the 90's and can't be bothered to get proper hosting and new e-mail addresses because of the perceived disruption and cost of changing letter headings and informing clients about the new address. I'm not saying this is ideal, it's just the way things are.
Re: "They should not allowed any control etc."
Ummm, well it's their money, so I suspect they will have a significant say in it's development in the future. It's nice to see some proper backing for something which is quite important. If there is a problem with that someone could always fork it
Re: " what is the sales pitch?"
Printer ink and IP(*). Well that is what I was informed when contracting with them, circa 2K - although it might be different now. However they did have a large legal department in the same area as the R&D bods back then.
(*) Yes, HP - even though they are not that bad in the context of things, really did send their R&D staff to sunny climes, so they could 'think' of tech spins on on the then current tech, and get the legal bods to start the protection process. (Round corners don't have anything on them).
re:= "Performance tweaks and power savings – what's not to like?"
Well the V4 was cheap but wasn't very nice and "reviewers" thought that was "ok". It was just the people who got one who complained - but that's plebs for you.
(Yes I know that this isn't anything like the V4 tech - or in fact the very good M4, but they did go there, so it's worth bringing up for early adopters to note that they might have problems as there has been a history - and storage is quite important).
Re: "Microsoft makes OSes. Let them do what they do."
I think that is a bit simplistic. Microsoft do make 'OSes' and also applications to run on those 'OSes'. They also spend quite a lot of money to "ensure"(*) the former & latter are the go to products for any organisation with the money to pay for their products and services.
(*) Where "ensure" can be read as you want and is purely a subjective term.
Re: " R Brooks and M Clifford"
Fairly sure they have it coming though. (whatever "have it coming" can be subjectively perceived as).
Re: "For the love of god give us this DPI on desktop displays!!!!"
You didn't get the memo about "everything important is now being done in a coffee shop" then?
It's a good point, however 8.1 does seem to have some weird problems when it comes to internal security settings for TIFKAM. My 8.1 upgrade went totally smoothly when it was released, however back in January all the TIFKAM stuff just stopped working, (including the store). Having searched the net for appropriate solutions and none of them worked, (MS site being somewhat useless - because everything works from their point of view or they say just do a clean install because your setup is not our problem)
The solution was to download the system internals process monitor. Start a monitoring run - filtering just registry accesses. Then start a TIFKAM application which wasn't running, (store first). Stop the monitor as soon as the TIFKAM app failed and look through the logs for all the 'DENIED ACCESS' events. Then manually change the access rights on those registry settings which were being denied. Repeat for the rest of the apps. Took pigging ages, (but wasn't willing to give up/do a reinstall because I like the machine the way it is).
Not entirely sure you can do an inplace install from XP to Win7!
You can do an inplace install from XP->Vista->Win7. However I would love to be proved wrong, and if so maybe someone can write an article on how to do an inplace install from XP straight to Windows 7.
The thing is...
now they allow the TIFKAM apps to reside in the desktop space, (abet when launched going full screen), it does allow the pleb user to see how utterly crap they are in comparison to existing applications - with the disadvantage, from MS's point of view, when saying that "it's a different paradigm so you should expect them to be less functional and basically rubbish because the "technology" hasn't matured".(paraphrased - but you know what I mean).
Re : "Love Google? Thank the first dot-com bubble"
Ermm, I suspect that the only reason Google got the foot hold was because back in the day they provided a very plain search screen with good results. As opposed to Excite - the big player at the time - which filled their initial search page with adverts - (Their search wasn't actually worse, just filled with junk adverts). This was actually a problem when most of us were on dial-up. The thing is that Google in current times hasn't really learned from that lesson and is actually salting the results with crappy ad's.
Re: "Now what happened to Kylix on Linux ? About time someone tried again."
http://www.lazarus.freepascal.org/ should fill your void.
Re: I always said I didn't "get" Twitter
Don't they already have the money? Anything that follows is just lip service to the "investors" to show they are doing something. Doesn't actually matter what they are doing, just something.
$1,205 and $2,069 is between £720 & £1200 per box, (real money). I suspect this is a bit high in the context of a 10,000 PC environment if they are basically being used as dumb terminals. However for a smaller setup it's not that much out of the way. Basically you'd quote that, then the client says "I can buy a new machine for cheaper than that", then you say "Yes you can", then they say "Can you transfer our applications and data across to it?", you say no problem it will take "this" much time - depending on setup. The off shot of which with new PC & transfer of data and applications across, it is probably going to be between £720 & £1200 - probably more because they'll want some old application which they really need and don't want the newer version because it looks weird.
Re :- Lock down and look sharp, it's the hackers' game now"
Errrm, it always was the "hacker's" game. MS didn't provide anything during their "support" period which wasn't retrospective to something found by someone else - and then only grudgingly.
Re :-Windows XP still has 27 per cent market share on its deathbed
That would be interesting.
Not related but also interesting is that on the wikimedia statistics page, XP/Server 2003 only account for about 8% of the hits in the "Breakdown per OS version, non mobile" space for February.
Re: "The final episode of Reg-favourite TV show The IT Crowd is leading this year's.....
.... BAFTA nominations with four nods"
Does it? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure?
Re:- "I won't believe it until I can see it and check it for myself"
What will you be checking it against?
Re - "We are all gonna DIE ! ! !"
yep, that is a true statement. But, more importantly, why won't anybody think of the children?
Re:- How about "Active Desktop"? Oh, no - that was a different nightmare.
Indeed or how about just a "sidebar.exe" type thing like? (e.g. just split out the whole explorer.exe into different modules which us users can switch on/off to our hearts content. But that's just madness!!!!! MADNESS I tell ya!)(*))
(*) Wish I was a designer and "actual" programmer at a main stream company with the conversational and political skills/influence to see my ideas released to the world at large. But I don't - just a crappy contractor A/P with no influence at all in the scheme of things. [Sad Face - but not really]
It would be nice if those live tile thingies could be placed on the desktop, using
some sort technology to be named later. But obviously that would just be madness - especially if you allowed designs other than squares or rectangles. However if that technology was invented I think they should be called Wadgets or maybe Gidgets.
I got it,
but I never have bought anything from them. Weird.
Re: "Real computer companies do weeks of QA to test their designs, etc."
Ok not going to the whole what hardware works type thing because this is a software thread. So lets put the whole "Real computer companies do weeks of QA to test their designs and tweak them to make carefully chosen kit work properly.", to a simple test from a software perspective.
1) Which company in recent times, (let's say 10 years), has had multiple published problems with loading/importing data in various formats into their consumer level products because of coding issues, (e.g. - buffer overflow,etc.), which have allowed executable code to be run from malformed data?
2) Which company in recent times, (let's say 10 years), has fixed said issue on a problem in hindsight, but hasn't the intelligence to say to themselves, (and that's all the the fuckwits there), "Oh lets audit the rest of our loading/import code to see if there is a problem."?
3) Which company in very recent times, (let's say 1 month), has identified a potential problem with loading fucking RTF files?
4) Which company in recent times, (let's say 10 years), has basically screwed up whatever goodwill they scavenged from developers/support type bods from the past.
I mean HOW?, do these people get into the managerial/directorial positions they get themselves into? Is there a book somewhere which all numbwits have access to as a part of their education? - which the rest of us don't get.
An e-mail client?
(ignore if WSUS offline includes the Windows Essentials stuff)
Also Paint.Net & Notepad++
Re: No, this doesn't undermine Einstein
@ James Micallef - Re :- "I saw it the same way as synchronising 2 clocks and taking them to different places. The hands on both clocks are instantaneously mirroring one another but no information is being transferred between the 2."
Didn't Mr E also have something to say about clock hands when the clocks were taken to different places?
This article does come over...
as a "praising via faint damning" promo piece. Is that what was intended?
So is this....
a) Don't trust those people off the telly type thing? (They got where they are from scamming people).
b) A schadenfreude type thing? i.e. those people on the telly have done something which isn't working, so lets gather around and point at them - because they were on the telly.
c) Some journo type thing? i.e. someone just wanting to earn some pennies for their mortgage?
Re :- " I assume the records were finally destroyed when the building was redeveloped"
Developers seem quite efficient at that. Look at the old Coulsdon Cane Hill looney bin site. C) says "Nope you can't knock down that listed bit", D) says "Ahhhh! sad face", then big fire on listed bit, C) says "ok do what you want".
(In no way am I implying that C & D had anything to do with it - just a time lined observation).
Assuming the other comments are taken on board,
(i.e. WSUS offline ISO, etc), take either a USB DVD drive and/or a spare IDE DVD drive & cable with you. Always useful when the one in the box is fubar/not working to specification.
If I had a pound for the times I've gone somewhere and the DVD/CD drive has been used once in about five years and has basically stopped working over that time, I'd have a few more pounds than I do now.
That's all I have to say on the matter.
Yeh! a game review which doesn't mention Titanfall...
Re: Family Guy
Agree. It'll be interesting to see what happens to Family Guy & American Dad - they are the only things I watch on Three. However as most of the funny references in those programmes probably arn't picked up by the target audience because of their age, it could probably be slotted to four.
Re: Vocational training?
re :- "There are probably good jobs that could be given to prisoners but surely modern day call centre slavery is not one of them?"
Those weird colonials don't think that, (which is probably where the idea came from) :-
Re :- "chilli chutney sandwich service"
Paris - because!
Re: Re "Actually, I like CSV best."
Wow! got a down vote. I assume from someone who hasn't been data mangling for some time. So the conversation goes:-
M - "Right the client is sending something in CSV"
Y - "Umm, how is that CSV formed?"
M - "I'ts' CSV!"
Y - "Yes, but CSV isn't a standard. We can't assume our current CSV code works on whatever they give us"
M - "Why not?"
Y - "Because CSV isn't a standard"
M - "So just make our code work with their provided CSV"
Y - "No problem, We'll put someone on it as soon as we have their CSV"
M - "But it's a CSV"
Y - "Yes, but CSV isn't a standard"...
Re "Actually, I like CSV best."
Which standard of CSV would that be?
Re: OTT? (but what does "OTT" stand for in this article)
Adult TISWAS with tits and balloons. Balloons because it's like a big bubble and tits because that's what it will go up like.
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