* Posts by MJI

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That awful moment when what you thought was a number 1 turned out to be a number 2

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Re: To be fair

I had a lot of welding done on my car last year so needed radio code.

I could not find it, nor remember it then suddely about 1 hour later a number burst into my mind.

I entered it and got the radio.

Announcing the official Reg-approved measure of social distancing: The Osman

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Just told my wife (WFH)

Just read that the standard distance apart is an Osman.

Well he is 6 feet.

Actually 2m.

So one of the best ElReg units as wife got it straight away.

UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson, health secretary Matt Hancock both test positive for COVID-19 coronavirus

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Borris

I hope he is OK despite being useless.

He is a bit of an idiot but better than the twat the US are lumbered with.

But more importantly his stand in is a moron.

There are a few, Grayling, Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaab.

We don't want Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaab in charge.

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Re: Lets hope

You left out a few as

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaab

London court tells Julian Assange: No, coronavirus is not a good reason for you to be let out of prison

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Why should he be extradited to US?

He hasn't ran anyone over and killed them.

The US can go and fuck itself.

Cops charge prankster who 'corona-coughed' on aged officer and had it filmed

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In the UK

People who help everyone and deliver food and the like are coughing all over their own windscreens, just in case.

Yes we have traffic wardens out ticketing people delivering to the house bound, reserve coughs for them.

Eight-core 3.8 GHz CPU. 12 TFLOPS GPU. 1TB NVME SSD. 16GB RAM. Not a half-decent workstation, it's the new Xbox

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Re: I can see a repeat of this generation.

No tractors

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Re: But can it run...

My PS3 could run Crysis.

was cheap on PS Store

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I can see a repeat of this generation.

Comes down to games and what can run them.

My money will be going to the same company as who made my 1982 portable VCR.

Not exactly the kind of housekeeping you want when it means the hotel's server uptime is scrubbed clean

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Re: Vax keeps sucking

The downvotes.

Ah 3 people who have never had to deal with stuff from the ex British now Singapore vacuum manufacturer.

Clogged cyclones, snapping clips, filters clogging and needing regular replacement.

Dyson products suck except their vacuum cleaners is pretty accurate.

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Re: Vax keeps sucking

Unlike a Dyson.

The Reg produces exhibit A1: A UK court IT system running Windows XP

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Re: Maybe don't use Windows?

Upper case because the APIs are done like that

Customers insist on certain environments, otherwise they go to your competitors who do.

In the real world of software your write what people want, since we were late to Windows we lost a few sales despite having better software.

And with big systems running multi million pound industries, and software always treated as the minor party there is not the money to employ vast teams of programmers.

This is just the real world.

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Re: Is this as ususal software related?

Big software systems can take a decade to rebuild, I have been here nearly 30 years and each software version environment has a life of around 15 years.

I am still doing daily development on our WIN32 system which was started quite a long time ago, the DOS16 system was developed from mid 90s to mid 2000s, and used up to about 2010. WIN32 version started when we were running on XP.

I started when the current system was CP/M.

I had to write a majority of both the DOS16 and WIN32 systems

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Is this as ususal software related?

If it won't run on newer, newer is useless.

XP was the last OS SOME of our software could run on, everything newer broke something.

Luckily Vista was so unloved that XP held on lopng enough for the WIN32 rewrite.

But we still find the odd XP and a module from our old DOS software running somewhere in the dark corners of a factory.

(Our DOS16 and WIN32 use same database server)

Come kneel with us at UK's Cathedral, er, Oil Rig of the Canal: Engineering masterpiece Anderton Boat Lift

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Re: One of Severn Wonders

You missed it

SEVERN WONDERS

NOT

SEVEN WONDERS

I saw it straight away as I live a couple of miles from it

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Re: One of Severn Wonders

No they are

The Iron Bridge

Healings Mill

Upper Lode Lock

Gloucester Docks

Gloucester & Sharpness Canal

Severn Tunnel

Hinkley Point (sort of - I needed 7)

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And a few thoughts from above comments.

Old railway lines and canals, I used to love finding them and examining them, seen such as the Coombe Hill canal

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coombe_Hill_Canal

https://www.gloucestershirewildlifetrust.co.uk/nature-reserves/coombe-hill-canal-and-meadows

Droitwich canal pre reopening

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Droitwich_Canal

Always had an interest in Thames and Severn Canal

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thames_and_Severn_Canal

Small streams off the Thames when I was young, explored some with a cheap old canoe (parents had a cabin cruiser) from where we moored.

Old railway lines, like Forest of Dean, managed to get my bike on a couple, but rather too bumpy for a road bike so did not do much, didn't have a traily.

As to unpaved roads, same sort of thing, I just love to be off the beaten track, still finding them, but many are not obvious, and others blocked from traffic, but I now have a 4x4 for ones I am allowed on.

Cornwall, about 25 years ago my parents won some first class train tickets and gave them to us, we went to St Ives. Managed to get to Penzance, Falmouth, Truro, Looe, by train, Newquay was closed so still need to do that branch.

Helston was really really annoying as some idiot closed the line so could not go there.

We travelled down behind a 47, through Cornwall in 158s and branches were ran by a right mix, Looe was the GWR150 117 set. Home by HST.

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Very interesting

I find things like this fascinating.

Thanks for the article.

As Australia is gripped by bog roll shortage, tabloid says: Here, fill your dunny with us

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Re: Am I over-sharing ?

They say that invisible particles of crap land on your toothbrush just when you flush the pan in the usual way

Close the seat first

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Re: Am I missing something ?

We have two toilets, one upstairs one downstairs.

I managed fine a few weeks ago with epic bottom squirty problems.

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Re: Am I missing something ?

I have started abusing them, calling them dirty bastards, they look very sheepish.

If security say anything.

"That dirty bastard didn't wash his hands after using the toilet, and now he is going to walk around the supermarket touching food people eat. People are going to eat his pee or poo."

If they tried to hit me I would not hesitate to break their kneecaps. (Stamp on them).

Microsoft's Cortana turns its back on consumers as skills are stripped from Windows 10

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Re: Cortana

Mark 2 as well as the Capri had rear cartsprings and newer Cortanas had coils.

Surprise! Plans for a Brexit version of the EU's Galileo have been delayed

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It already did!

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Re: Good

Airbus & Boeing - after the 737 Debacle?

Cars - I prefer British cars to Yank cars. I own an early 2000s British made 4x4. My previous cars have been Scottish and pan European (German French and British in one car).

Want to see horrible look at German basic level cars, I had a nice car a big saloon, large EFI engine, lots of nice stuff and it was bottom of range but did not feel it.

German version, no rev counter, small carb engine and no power steering!

If you're serious about browser privacy, you should probably pass on Edge or Yandex, claims Dublin professor

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With Firefox

A recent update removed the search box (now refitted).

But I have the ominous text in the address bar of Search with xxxx or enter address

Where xxxx is current search engine.

How do I get rid of search with as I want seperate boxes?

Samsung will be Putin dreaded Kremlin-approved shovelware on its phones, claims Russia

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Makes a change

From their own shovelware.

Oracle staff say Larry Ellison's fundraiser for Trump is against 'company ethics' – Oracle, ethics... what dimension have we fallen into?

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Re: God we're dumb

That is so vacuumist.

What is wrong with Dyson, Brazier or Grey?

25 years of Delphi and no Oracle in sight: Not a Visual Basic killer but hard to kill

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The saddest thing is....

Most of the tools mentioned are now heading towards end of life. Small teams trying to keep things alive as free to use, original writers retiring or sadly dieing. Or bought up as cash cows.

But I am so glad to have worked through this era, it was a great time.

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Funny how so many of the Clipper tool writers went to Dephi.

I have had exposure to most of the various databases, found bugs in some, I could crash some on demand.

Was a tester for an AS400 database engine, best described as slow.

Just had three different tools up using our data.

Advantage Data Architect (part of server software in Dephi)

My own DBU (multi RDD version recompiled with Alaska XBase++into WIN32 Console)

Our own software in Visual Objects.

If I wanted I could go to an XP PC and load up our last gen software.

All playing nicely.

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Re: OT

Clippers great tricks were, very basic OOP in places. Replacable Database Drivers (If you didn't use Advantage your software was born to corrupt indexes.)

I used to like the VGA mode in 5,3B and managed to make a DOS application pretty usable and good looking even in XP days.

Oh and EVERYONE had Blinker

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Re: C++ != BCPL

Haven't used BCPL for about 20 years

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Re: A great product that is too expensive now..

You are lucky.

I have to get support from ex developers of the system I use.

The current rights owner has retired and refuses to sell.

I will be learning C#

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Re: Why didn't it sweep all?

VB6 was horrid.

We tried it, just horrid.

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Re: not Cool

Actually it was something completely different.

MANY Delphi programmers came from the Clipper world, a big selling MSDOS database handling compiler which could handle a number of databases.

As to the replacement environment there were many.

Number one rules was - can my new development environment use the same database?

In most cases yes, but Delphi not straight away.

A large number of Clipper applications used the data formats DBF CDX FPT.

This was supported in a few other environments including Visual Objects and Alaska XBase++, Delphi used Paradox.

HOWEVER serious systems using Clipper used client server systems with Advantage XBase Server, this was a server based NLM handling the data, later on a Windows service and even more recent a Linux versions were added.

When the Advantage wrappers for Delphi appeared it took off. It was one of the bigger DOS escape routes.

I would put its escapee market share as similar to Visual Objects but with more non Clipper programmers on top.

The writers of AXS later ADS also used Delphi themselves.

But with the improvement in hardware specifications making SQL more usable for medium sized systems the need for fast client server ISAM is dropping, also we do not trust SAP with Advantage, SYBASE were fine.

Also all us older Clipper programmers are either retired, or within a decade of retiring, so systems are now moving to more main stream stuff like C.

We are currently benchmarking tools for our post WIN32 world. We took one choice to WIN32, Delphi users took another.

Oh and in the DOS days it was almost open warfare between Clipper and F*x developers.

Judge Vulcan-nerve pinches JEDI deal after Amazon forks out $42m to pause Microsoft's military machinations

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Re: It was the end of history....

B5, Star Trek, Star Wars, Firefly.

Lots mentioned.

Seen bits of all, but still favourite is Trek.

I liked Firefly but the film ending upset me (Wash).

Wars, prequels, and the latest films seem odd.

Now when will ElReg channel a few other series?

And what will they be?

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Don't you mean Donald Bankrupt?

Aw, look. The UK is still trying really hard to be the 'safest place to be online in the world'

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Re: OFCOM

Block them

It's a Bing thing: Microsoft drops plans to shove unloved search engine down throats of unsuspecting enterprises

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Re: Questions II?

A German tin plate toy manufacturer.

Hear, hear: The first to invent idiot-cancelling headphones gets my cash

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Re: Not a lot of people know this ..

Say you have two car lengths at about 30 and someone dives in the gap, leaving about 3m either end maximum.

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Re: Not a lot of people know this ..

Free space in front of car.

When a car invades it becomes my crumple zone.

A lot of people drive crumple zones.

I would rather not have to replace my bumper, I care more about that than the crumple zone which barged in front.

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Re: Selective attention

My hearing is a bit duff.

I cannot bear being interrupted, it starts me stuttering (and I don't stutter) and breaks train of thought.

Two people talking at once, I do not even TRY to work out as to me it is a wall of noise.

I actually have to concentrate to listen to people.

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Last time I traveled first class

Was a long time ago.

Operator was called BR and the power cars still had Valentas.

But no mobiles, it was great.

EU tells UK: Cut the BS, sign here, and you can have access to Galileo sat's secure service

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Re: foot, shot.

Made an error. Nm correct not NM.

Shift was slow being released.

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Re: foot, shot.

Imperial and Metric

I use both

Miles for distance, HP for car power, but NM for torque, fuel in litres but quick conv to gallons for consumption.

DIY all mm and m, none of this cm or inch nonsense.

Use kg most for weight except people weight when stones, converting stones to pounds is easy

10 stone x 6.35 = 63.5kg, 63.5 x 2.2 = 140 pound, I do not know how many pounds in a stone, some even teen number I think.

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Re: Were we not told...

I think (as in I have a recollection but am not sure) that pre-Thatcher Tory governments supported ailing industries

Rolls Royce during RB211 development

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Re: "Star Trek is better than Star Wars"

Yes it is.

Sorry I grew up with Star Trek and we had a first generation transistor colour TV in 73 or 74.

Pretty sure my dad bought it for the opening of colour at our local TX

Fed-up air safety bods ban A350 pilots from enjoying cockpit coffees

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Is tea safe?

That is more important.

Bada Bing, bada bork: Windows 10 is not happy, and Microsoft's search engine has something to do with it

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Used it once WTF, never again

I never knew because I do not use it, nor the menu, they are too weird. I wanted to reboot new PC, no obvious button, so added one.

Windows Key R is all you need.

mspaint

notepad

regedit

services.msc

shutdown /r

these work

Most importantly

CMD

Now I can use it

Find a file C: DIR name.ext /s /p

How easy is that?

Still trying to get open with working properly though, keeps on about a store.

Very little helps: Tesco flashes ancient Windows desktop on Scan-As-You-Shop device

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We chat to the checkout operators.

Be nice to them, they are people too.

Ever wondered what Microsoft really thought about the iPad? Ex-Windows boss spills beans

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Re: Windows 8

The centreing of the titles was bad enough.

So used to top left.