* Posts by MJI

6873 publicly visible posts • joined 5 Mar 2009

Clarke's Third Law: Any sufficiently advanced techie is indistinguishable from magic

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Re: a GUI in the office was a dim and distant dream.

So confusing, I have a VAX 4000 (vacuum) in the garage.

Different VAX, but still makes me laugh.

Talking about vacuums mention the computers.

Talk about computers mention the Vacuums.

And even some same model numbers.

And I live near a hotbed of vacuum manufacturers (OK two).

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Re: Light sensors!

"Umatics - used dozens of optical sensors"

Probably why they moved to magnetic for their domestic recorders.

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Re: Light sensors!

My VCRs were more posh they used magnetic sensors.

How do you feel about single-use plastics? OK, interesting. Now tell us your views on surprise Windows updates

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visit to outpatients was late

Got in to room, IT problems, MS on blue message on screen.

Just what you need.

Money talks as Chinese chip foundries lure TSMC staff with massive salaries to fix the Middle Kingdom's tech gap

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Re: More blowback from Trump's epic mishandling of foreign affairs

I have always thought that if Putin was really friendly with Europe and US he would have a lot of friends.

I would love to visit (esp St. Petersburg).

Instead he wants to piss everyone else off.

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Re: Nonsense

He is crooked so I expect that the huge amount of votes his rivals get will again be translated into him winning.

Look what he is doing to their equivalent of RM!

Apple's at it again: Things go pear-shaped for meal planner app after iGiant opposes logo

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Re: Assholes...

Needs Paul to go after then for pretending to be him.

Imagine the disappointment the kids felt when Paul O'Grady turned out to be Tim Apple.

We've reached the endgame: Bezos 'in talks' to turn shuttered department stores into Amazon warehouses

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I didn't realish Yankish was so different.

I THINK I understand this article.

Is it something about Amazon buying old shopping arcades?

WTF is a realtor.

First alligators, then dogs, now Basil Fawlty is trying to standardise social distancing measures

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But but

The standard unit for this is an Osman.

Geneticists throw hands in the air, change gene naming rules to finally stop Microsoft Excel eating their data

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Re: Time to be pedantic

This IT literate person knows to not use Excel for data handling.

I use database tools, I KNOW what it will do and not screw up my data.

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Re: I must be missing something...

I hate Excel it just breaks data by default.

Customer gets an EDI file does a small mod to a piece of text then saves.

Item codes with leading zeros, gone, long barcode numbers changed completely.

Importing prices for customer 016, does a tidy in Excel, now customer 16.

I use CSVED and Notepad++ as Excel will make me swear.

Finally NEVER open a DBF with it and save, it will not save in that format but completely change it.

I remember the telling off of the custoomer who did it and the trawls through backups.

Does almost as such damage as crypto worms.

Aviation regulator outlines fixes that will get the 737 MAX flying again

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Wikipedia has a 737 A320 diagram

https://en.wikipedia.org/api/rest_v1/page/graph/png/Competition_between_Airbus_and_Boeing/0/2141a8a102a4abd12ff2d9483a2e5813efef47ad.png

The graph resembles the flight curve (RIP)

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Time for Saxon to rewrite their song

The post is required, and must contain letters.

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Where is the 3rd AOT sensor?

If none still faulty

'I'm telling you, I haven't got an iPad!' – Sent from my iPad

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Re: Which is why I always turn off email sigs...

Many years ago when built I used to use my PC spec as sent from, was at the time a good processor and HDDs.

Stuff Ipad I have a quad core CPU and terabytes of HDD

BT: 'Because of the existing underlying supply of the 4G equipment, most of our 5G (NSA) so far is with Huawei'

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Re: BR

No but don't knock the project by Terry Miller

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Re: BR

HST - most power cars are around the 10,000,000 mile mark

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BR

I never had any issues with them.

Interesting to see that the best passenger trains in service are BR designed and built.

AI assistants work perfectly in the UK – unless you're from Cardiff, Glasgow, Liverpool, Birmingham, Belfast...

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Regional accents

I have great difficulties with some north east accents, went as far as once getting someone to write it down.

Another difficulty is mispronoucing vowls.

Seen one TV person every vowl was o as in got, so plont.

Some NI every vowl is i

My accent consists of replacing missing Rs on ends of some words.

Google allowed to remember search results to news articles it was asked to forget. Good

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Re: Why I love the Right to be Forgotten

This is an interesting view.

We do forget real people.

And that RTBF should work for this.

Butterfingers who don't bother with phone cases, rejoice: New Gorilla Glass 'Victus' tipped to survive 6ft drops

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Never had a problem until recently

Even the back is glass.

So slippery as well, like a bar of soap.

UKIP blackmail, data breach sueball allegations were groundless, rules High Court

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Re: "you don't deserve pity but we give you're [sic] choice"

I remember all the unsolicited rubbish.

Worst election choice ever for the two main parties.

A pile of D and E (And a U for Chris Failing) team vs allotment Grandad.

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Re: Standard are slipping...

I thought they had folded?

Brexity McBrexitface had bogged off to form Brexit party.

Last I heard was about someone called Dick Braine, you just couldn't make it up.

Bill Gates debunks 'coronavirus vaccine is my 5G mind control microchip implant' conspiracy theory

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Come down entirely to what you want to do.

Have a lot of DOS software XP is newest you can go.*

* Full screen 16 bit sub systems, WIN16 support

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It is post Gates/Ballmer Windows I struggle with.

XP was worked on by Gates, the biggest issue with it was the file dialogue not remembers I NEED details.

So the high point of Windows was Gates period.

He was a proper techie as well.

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Re: Both in the news - Gates vs Drumph

"Drumpf was the family name before it was changed to T-rump"

Oh well he is still a Suralan* tried to be.

* Now Lord Sugar of Amstrad.

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You have it worng, Covid 19 is spread by Musks Starlink satellites and to protect yourself put a plastic bag over your head and cable tie it around the neck.

Don't worry feeling faint is normal.

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Both in the news - Gates vs Drumph

One of them is as many times richer than the other as they are cleverer.

One of them is doing a lot of good.

One of them is a serial liar.

One of them is well respected for their charitable work.

One of them is known for their shady business practices.

Nokia 5310: Retro feature phone shamelessly panders to nostalgia, but is charming enough to be forgiven

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Re: Facebook App

Funny but I don't use headsets with phones and we recently redid our bathroom. Have you been spying via my wifes faecesbook account?

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Facebook App

That is my deal breaker.

I can't stand baked in apps.

Here's why your Samsung Blu-ray player bricked itself: It downloaded an XML config file that broke the firmware

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Re: Not for me

I have been inflected with a work Samsung mobile, it is the bossiest phone ever.

It has its own priorities which do not include answering the phone.

Next one better be base Android!

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The only Samsung things I liked were.....

Their HDDs (now sold off) and their SSDs.

Not keen on their consumer stuff at all.

Oh sure, we'll just make a tiny little change in every source file without letting anyone know. What could go wrong?

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Re: Amarillo.....

Am I the only person who would like to kidnap Tony Christie. Put him into a car in Chicago and tell him to drive 1270 miles and then he should be there.

Privacy Shield binned after EU court rules transatlantic data protection arrangements 'inadequate'

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Re: Standard contractual clauses

As the waffling buffoon loves the orange moron so much I think we are screwed.

Fuck you Johnson.

UK government marks 'at least' £115m for new Brexit systems against backdrop of chequered IT project history in customs and border control

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Re: The positives

Do we even know the rules for visiting the eu next year?

Our most EU visiting coworker goes a lot, and put absolutley no thought into this.

He is already moaning that it will cost him more, then gets annoyed when reminded he wanted it.

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Re: The positives

If your customers used to only be in one of the 31 countries of the EEA + Switzerland (as is the case for about 150,000 UK businesses) then trading with all your customers outside of the UK will become a lot more challenging. A chunk of them might consider giving up on selling to people outside the UK altogether.

Or move your business to the Republic of Ireland and give up selling to the UK.

And yes if I was in that situation I would, Ireland is a lovely place. East coast has some nice beaches and is just in TV aerial range of the UK for the BBC.

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Re: The positives

I think a lot of small businesses will just say stuff it and not bother.

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Re: Brexit is coming

Don't blame me I voted remain.

I am not doing anything to help it, the leavers made the mess, they can fix it!

Just why should victims of this mistake help? It would be the same as people in the US having to support trump in his aims even if they are in the opposition.

Google employs people to invent colours – and they think their work improves your wellbeing

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The lack of u triggers me

It makes the words like it difficult to pronounce.

And people wonder why I am saying it oddly.

So yank colour is pronouced like "coll or" not "colour".

And yes I need a big pile of classes and headers to correct all the spelling errors.

Heir-to-Concorde demo model to debut in October

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Re: Concorde

AFAIK only one of the hotter EE Lightnings was able to catch it. So not even all Lightnings just one of the better ones.

Had a look same Lightning intercepted a U2 and has reached 88,000 feet

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Re: Starship? Reheat

From what I have read the locals around Heathrow did not mind Concorde noise as it gave them a chance to go and see it.

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US Cities

Would be better off with HSR not SST.

US needs to see the French solution, or our 40 year old solution.

Cornish drinkers catch a different kind of buzz as pub installs electric fence at bar

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Only commenting here because

Our local Tesco is out of Rattler.

C&C only one missing, yes but my cider!

It's handbags at dawn: America to hit France with 25% tariffs on luxuries over digital tax on US tech titans

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Re: Local sellers can't avoid much taxes

Trying to work out if Stepford wife or Stockhold syndrome.

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Bpris underwear

He was recently, blue underpants.

Better get Grandpa off Windows 7 because zero-day bug in Zoom allows remote code execution on vintage OS

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Pity that Windows stopped at 7

Because anything newer just isn;t

Keep it Together, Microsoft: New mode for vid-chat app Teams reminds everyone why Zoom rules the roost

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Teams on phone

Well this is horrid.

Getting used at work and I have found the following problems

Audio calls

1) Cannot use like a phone, ear keeps pressing things.

2) Answer button often tries to hide when you want to use it.

3) IP Phone and real phone still ring.

And very difficult to muliple use eg see text on PC and sound via phone.

i HATE it!

Microsoft takes tweaking tongs to Windows 10's Start Menu once again

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Re: Clearly I've missed something but

Supermarkets moving stuff. At their own peril!

I found Tescos had moved some stuff but no worries I found it at Sainsburies.

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Work PC

Is inflicted with this mess.

Luckily managed to learn most dialog names like services.msc and the .cpls

Not yet found shut down button, but I just restart anyway with shutdown /r

Most thing is the grey 2D UI, is total shite compared to 98/NT/2000/XP and all.

The Moon certainly ain't made of cheese but it may be made of more metal than previously thought, sensor shows

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Metal

From the coin slot operated cookers?