* Posts by J.G.Harston

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Your app deleted all my files. And my wallpaper too!

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Re: Concepts are hard to understand

Years'n'years ago (ok, the 00s), I set up a small suite of shared computers. They were shared with the same logon, so to prevent them being trashed into unusability by multiple users dopping crap everywhere, I did the computer equivalent of shared office furniture - on power on, the USER\Desktop folder was deleted and recreated from a pre-configured DEFAULT\Desktop folder with a shortcut link to a folder of user directories.

Of course, piles of complaints about files disappearing. Somebody on site disabled the startup setup, resulting in exactly what I expected, the desktop full of dozens of different people's crap, and all the links to applications lost amongst the crowd. Oh well, if they *like* working in a pigsty, that's their life.

File suffixes: Who needs them? Well, this guy did

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If I'm reading correctly, the problem is the human was seeing "configure.txt" in in the filer window, so typed "configure.txt" in the script, but on running the script it found that the file "configure.txt" did not exist, becase the file was actually called "configure.txt.txt".

If the human had entered "configure.txt.txt" in the script, then yes it would have found the file called "configure.txt.txt". The problem all boiled down to what the Windows filer was telling the human being what the file was called. The filer was lying.

Real-time software? How about real-time patching?

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Re: Site Acceptance Test

The problem with trying to map a flat projection on curved ground. ;)

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Re: Site Acceptance Test

Ah! DHSS. :)

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Re: Site Acceptance Test

In 12 years of field work, I've only once had the chance of "enjoy somewhere nice". Three days' work at Sellafield. Security required about an hour's vetting on entry and exit to site. With careful timing I managed three hours hiking over Hardknott Pass on my last day between leaving the site and driving through the night to get home.

Make assistive driving safe: Eliminate pedestrians

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That's the problem. Towns aren't planned, they grow over dozens of centuries.

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Re: Tesla

If you advertise it as an "autopilot", then it's an autopilot. Switch on, leave it to it. Not a driving assistance. Don't they have trade description laws in the States? If not, I have a 10kg gold bar to sell you. Don't let it's dull grey colour mislead you, I'm advertising it as a gold bar.

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....straight into the oncoming traffic that they can't see.

As per earlier poster: WTH did they get their license?

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Re: On foot, on crutches, in wheelchairs

Yes in the UK. You travel on the left in the UK, have you never observed the outside world?

You should read Section 8 of the Unix User's Manual

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Re: % in email addresses?

Somewhere I've still got my university sweatshirt with uk.ac.stir.cs printed on it. :)

My first two real paid jobs involved nursing and configuring sendmail, with some bits of rewriting as well. Usefully, I came from a background of having written a sendmail program* for networked Beebs five years earlier. :)

*And an instant messaging system**

**And a distributed information browsing system***

***And a multi-user networked gaming system****

****Youngsters today, think they invented everything....

Arm's $66bn sale to Nvidia is off: Deal collapses after world's competition regulators raise concerns

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If SoftBank floats ARM I might buy a couple of shares, for old time's sake.

To err is human. To really tmux things up requires an engineer

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Re: Step outside

The Windows filer has 'Delete' and 'Rename' right next to each other, so so easily mis-selected.

Edit: I had to fire up the A5000 and check why this has never been a problem with RISC OS. In the filer Delete and Rename are next to each other, but for Rename you go into another submenu, so you would never be accidently clicking on the main menu entry unless you were actively targetting the Delete option. In Windows both Delete and Rename have to be selected in the same menu, making a few pixels mis-aiming disasterous.

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Re: If it is easy to colour a screen - just do it!

Similarly, if I log on as Admin all the desktop background is plastered with ADMIN ADMIN ADMIN ADMIN ADMIN..... along with the garish colour scheme.

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You had people patiently queuing up to scream? Typical British. :)

Privacy is for paedophiles, UK government seems to be saying while spending £500k demonising online chat encryption

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Re: Nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide....

Yeah, and stop calling the witch Maggie, it just makes her sound nice and cuddly.....

No, I've not read the screen. Your software must be rubbish

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Re: As we have found out so many times over so many late nights-

If a job involved driving you wouldn't employ somebody who couldn't drive would you? If a job required you to dig holes you wouldn't employ somebody who couldn't use a spade. If a job involved being able to read you wouldn't employ somebody who couldn't read. So why do companies employ people who are incapable of using a computer for jobs that require you to use a computer?

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Re: Users, no matter how long they might use an application, never mind their instructions

I had somebody trying to walk me through setting something up over the phone for something. He had a weird accent and it took some repeating to work out he was saying "press C then TAB key" Eh? It sounded like "pressy thent abkey". What? Ah!!!! He means "type CONFIG" !!!!!!

GAARGH!!!!

If you want me to enter a ****ing configure command, ****ing well tell me to enter a ****ing configure command.

Taekwindow: Time to make your middle mouse button earn its keep

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So, they're catching up with RISC OS. Have they implemented Adjust-Scroll Arrow to scroll in the opposite direction yet?

Nothing to scoff at: Crisps and nuts biz KP Snacks smacked in ransomware hack attack

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STOP using Windooze for mission critical tasks!!!

CardioView doesn't work on Linux.

INRStar doesn't work on Linux.

Sullivan Cuff doesn't work on Linux.

UroDiary doesn't work on Linux.

accuRx doesn't work on Linux.

CardioLink doesn't work on Linux.

Crescendo doesn't work on Linux.

DigiScript doesn't work on Linux.

EasyLog doesn't work on Linux.

EMIS doesn't work on Linux.

SystemOne doesn't work on Linux.

JayEx doesn't work on Linux.

MicroLife doesn't work on Linux.

ECGViewer doesn't work on Linux.

ScriptSwitch doesn't work on Linux.

SpaceLab doesn't work on Linux.

Spirometry doesn't work on Linux.

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Re: Windoze security as service

Reporting from the coal face, another issue is too much software is badly written and requires the user to have Admin permissions to run, or requires Admin to allow another user to run it, or to see the test equipment plugged into it.

Doing the recent Win10 rollout, way too much required hours on the phone to the supplier for them to remote in and flick some switch somewhere. For Every Single Bloody Machine.

America's EARN IT Act attacking Section 230 is back – and once again threatening the internet, critics say

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Are they also going to prosecute The Postal Service because people can write naughty letters? Are they going to prosecute Bic because people can write with pens? Are they going to prosecute Kimberly-Clerk because Knockers Weeky is printed on paper? Are they going to prosecute BICC because they make wire that electrons carrying pr0n travel along? Are they going to prosecute Nokia because anybody can stuff a camera down their undercrackers and press GO?

Brocade wrongly sacked award-winning salesman who depended on company insurance for cancer treatment

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Re: A timely reminder

We don't have an A&E, we have a minor injuries unit - which is exactly where you go with things like crab bites and sprained ankles. The A&E is 30 miles away.

When forgetting to set a password for root is the least of your woes

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And it's also in /etc so it's specifically not in $PATH$ so you have to explicitly type the complete absolute path.

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Re: The BBC Master....

It's not "near pemanent" and it doesn't bork it. All it does it reset the CMOS configuration settings, so it actually un-borks it.

Bouncing cheques or a bouncy landing? All in a day's work for the expert pilot

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Re: Serial to VGA? All you need is an adapter!

I had somebody strenuously insist to me that he didn't need to follow internet standards because they were "requests".

Toaster-friendly alternative web protocol Gemini attracts criticism for becoming exclusive clique

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Re: Simplicity

Can I donate you a handful of apostophes.

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Why should I pay for that security option? Hijacking only happens to planes

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Re: Would they ever...

Worryingly, this reminds me of an incident a few decades ago. I was at work, just going into a meeting, and got a phone call from my wife.

Wife: Why haven't you paid the electricity bills, we've been cut off!

Me: Why did you let them into the house?

Wife: Let who into the house?

Me: The people from the electricity company!

Wife: What people from the electricity company?

Me: The. People. From. The. Electricity. Company. Who. Cut. Off. Our. Electricity!

Wife: What people from the electricity company?

Me: DidYouLetAnybodyIntoTheHouseToCutOffTheElectricity?

Wife: No.

Me: Then. How. The. Hell. Did. They. Cut. Off. Our. Electricity???

Wife: Well, I just assumed they did....

Me: HOW?????!!!!! *NEVER* let anybody into the house claiming to be *ANYTHING*!

As you can infer, it was just a local substation fault, and the power came on a few minutes later, but wifey assumed that no leccy = power company had broken into house and removed supply, and if neccessary, SHE WOULD HAVE LET THEM.

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Re: Would they ever...

Worryingly, too many people do only need "I'm here to take your keys" in order to hand them over, no questions asked.

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Would they ever...

(Knock at the door)

Stranger: Please give me your car keys.

PA: Sure, here you are.

Arm rages against the insecure chip machine with new Morello architecture

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Re: Its a trade-off

That's exactly what I was pondering. They've re-invented segmentation registers. It even pre-dates the 80x86, the memory mapping in the PDP11 does it, with the Morello improvement of not being fixed sizes.

'Please download in Microsoft Excel': Meet the tech set to monitor IT performance across central UK government

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My version of Excel doesn't have a download function. I typically use Firefox for that. Is Office following the emacs paradigm? "Everything eventually becomes an email client."

COVID-19 was a generational opportunity for change at work – and corporate blew it

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There's pre-existing arrangements where the taxman pays that.

Epoch-alypse now: BBC iPlayer flaunts 2038 cutoff date, gives infrastructure game away

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Re: Do I feel old?

Takes ages to move it back/forward an hour twice a year.

Software guy smashes through the Somebody Else's Problem field to save the day

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I once had to drive 2 x 150 miles to pack some dead IT kit in a box to be collected by the scrappies, because the shop staff "weren't allowed to deal with IT kit".

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Re: I recognise the story

I had the Cable TV people randomly drill through the floor and straight through a power line - directly in line with the socket on the wall indicating a power line was there.

Spruce up your CV or just bin it? Survey finds recruiters are considering alternatives

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Re: A CV can be a useful starting point

An upvote for shd. I do geneological research as a hobby. That has spilt out into my coding as I've written stuff that allows me to take terse typed notes from documents in the limited time available to have them in my physical possession, and later on expand them into full, neatly processed documents later.

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Murfield, Lily; 3 Burngreave Yard, Church Street, Whitby, EDJJ-33.

I too got roped into becoming Treasurer for a local society after the last one "ahem" need to hand it over. One afternoon's training by the Chamber of Commerce 25 years ago came in very handy - paying for it was the only thing the Job Centre ever did of any good for me.

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I've said many times before, if you haven't already been coding for several years before university, having picked it up yourself, you're totally unsuited to it and there's nothing university can do about it.

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Re: Coding is not the end

"Coding interviews miss the point."

Can they code in a crap development environment on somebody else's computer without their own tools and their own setup?

The majority of my knowledge isn't in my head, it's in my computer. That's the entire point of humans inventing storage systems.

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"We throw 90% of CVs in the bin. If the candidate isn't lucky enough to be in the 10%, we don't want them."

Not looking forward to a greyscale 2022? Then look back to the past in 64 colours

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Over Christmas I've been working on some RT11 PDP11 code. :) 64 colours? Pah! black, white and bright.

A fifth of England's NHS trusts are mostly paper-based as they grapple with COVID backlog, warn MPs

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Re: "improve productivity in an organisation severely short of staff"

Or, go down the route that GP surgeries do. GP practices are all individual private businesses, each of them choses how to function and what equipment to use. Individually they chose their own clinical software systems, and a healthy *working* ecosystem has developed to provide that clinical software, often written by GPs for GPs, so they know what they want and what to provide. None of it imposed from on high by some ivory tower dwellers.

Nothing's working, and I've checked everything, so it must be YOUR fault

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I had a colleague quit to do supermarket shelf stacking.

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There's also misuse of the word "delete" instead of "remove". I can't remember the exact example, but something like: I want to remove this shortcut to this application. "Do you want to delete AppName?" Err... no of course not, I just want to delete the shortcut.

I've just checked this PC: it now says "This will only delete the shortcut to AppName. Do you want to delete the shortcut to AppName?" Much better.

ObWhich: a personal annoyance is Star Trek holodecks: "Computer, delete Troy character!" No!!!!! You might want that character again in the future, why throw away all those thousands of hours of work????

RISC-V CTO: We won't dictate chip design like Arm and x86

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Re: … The interview demonstrates little grasp....

That's endemic with the confusion thrown around when using the term "tech". Earlier this week there was a news item on the radio about "tech" skills shortages:

Interviewer: So, you will be training people in coding and programming?

Interviewee: Yes, we train people to be IT technicians, front line support, tech support....

ARRGH!G!OUI!^V!)*&V% ^!(V )*&( $! (&£ (

A time when cabling was not so much 'structured' than 'survival of the fittest'

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Re: Was there no conduit?

UK electric regs forbid bashing holes in walls directly above or alongside any outlet, or within (mumble) of horizontal and vertical corners. Similarly, the sparks are required to run cables only within those lines. So, the electrics is all complianty installed, it's the drill-wielder who's operating non-compliantly. *He* is the one who is *required* to assume all verticals and horizontals are forbidden areas and is *required* to not drill through them - even if in reality there is no cable there. See link.

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Re: Don't mix power tools and alcohol

I thought a backhoe was specifically the tool on the back of the digger, not the vehicle itself. 'cos it's got a scoop on the front as well as a hoe on the back, and it's attached to the back. Wiki appears to agree with me: "a digging bucket on the end of a two-part articulated arm. It is typically mounted on the back of a tractor or front loader"

Edit: ah, and it's *back*hoe as the digging action is backwards towards the vehicle instead of forwards pushing away from the vehicle. As in the term as used in gardening, backhoeing, when you dig towards (backwards) yourself.

You've stolen the antiglare shield on that monitor you've fixed – they say the screen is completely unreadable now

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Re: IBM ATs are "liquid" proof

When I did a Windows 7 rollout back in 2014 a huge number of the sites I went to had such gravity-bending monsters. This being GP surgeries, one day I stood on some scales holding one - it was a third of my weight!

To this day I'm sure that's what knackered the suspension in my car, loading them in and taking tham back to the stores for disposal.

Who you gonna call? Premium numbers, but a not-so-premium service

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Re: Wrong number

That's not an 0208 xxx xxxx, it's an 020(smashes space bar very hard)8xxx xxxx number.

Wi-Fi not working? It's time to consult the lovely people on those fine Linux forums

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Re: "first read the fine forum thread until the end"

In many contracts I've had I find I end up spending the first week re-writing what technical documentation they have, translating it into actual human language. Things like translating "oh, Bob knows how to do that, y'know, the chap we've just fired" into "A: form user name from initials+surname, B: create user in AD (Start->Admin->User Admin), if clash increment digit at end C: create email account on server web interface C1: go to ((url)) C2: log in as email admin (your initials + admin, eg fsadmin) etc.

Stuff that after a few goes you know automatically, but clear enough that my replacement knows how to go through it, and you can use it as the record of actually completing the process. Form user name: write it here. Create user, tick. Create email account, tick. etc. Get interupted. Come back. Know where you left off.

It's your Loki day: The Reg takes Elementary OS Jólnir for a quick test drive

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The article doesn't seem to be reviewing an OS, it seems to be reviewing a desktop.