15 posts • joined 28 Feb 2009
The Girl in the Fireplace
has to be one of the best IMHO, and I'm an old fart who's been watching since the Patrick Troughton days. I too am surprised that it's not in the top 10.
Wait until the government introduces a driving test, road tax, mandatory insurance and an annual MOT for bikes; that'll cause uproar!
As for me, I'll laugh everywhere I go in my large, environmentally-unfriendly car.
Paris because she's a bike.
I'm sure the poor bloke was quite 'armless.
Stop pushing, I'm going...
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I would have thought Apple's lawyers would be Dewey Fleeceham and Howe. The name fits.
The one with the iPhone in the pocket please...
In my day we came out of uni and worked for a pittance as a trainee operator or programmer for a year. No doubt this little madam wants the college to find her a senior role despite her having no experience whatsoever?
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I think someone's taking the piss.
No coat needed, it's turning warmer.
God be praised!
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Ho-hum. Just the crock of shit we would expect from a government advisory board. I'll let the other 6,999,999 explain why.
Paris, because more than 7m have downloaded her movie.
Frankly, the thought that the US military are using Windoze for anything that requires extra security gives me the creeps.
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So there was a loud scream from the woman? What about the man FFS? Didn't he yell too?
Paris, because she'd watch out for reversing vans.
May I be the first to say...
...that castrating someone with a stun gun sounds like a load of bollocks.
OK, I'm going, don't push.
If he'd failed to stop he'd be a front-runner for the next round of Darwin Awards.
Under and over...
Being lucky enough to live in the ancient town of Stamford in Lincolnshire, I see foreign-registered HGVs crossing our architectural gem of a bridge over the River Welland every day. They are taking a sat-nav generated route to the A1. The weight restriction on this bridge is 7.5 tonnes, and it's only a matter of time before two of these twats cross the bridge together and the whole lot will collapse into the river.
I downloaded a recent beta release of IE8, and it was so slow as to be almost unusable and way slower than all the other mainstream browsers.
They must have a new definition of "faster".
Don't worry. They'll find a way to tax our bollox off for the 'leccy.
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