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Beer in SPAAAACE! London Pride soars to 28,000m

Juan Inamillion

Result

I just firkin love the idea of a bunch of people firstly coming up with the idea - probably as a result of imbibing said ale - then - when sober - actually following through.

If ever there was a 'Turing Test' for humanity surely it would be based on something as improbable as this.

More please.

/Mines the Dark Star, (the Pride's off at the moment...)

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Plucky Rockall adventurer prepares to leave islet

Juan Inamillion

Re: Brit adventurer?

Have you ever been in a serious storm at sea? You can tie things down as much as you like but if the elements want to rip it away there's very little to stop it. You really have no idea of the power until you're in the middle of it...shitting yourself....

I'd say the 60 day goal was a target rather than an objective (pedant alert), probably ambitious knowing the records were well short of that, but you can't blame someone for not trying!

All in all I think I'd say 'If you can do better mate...'

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PICS ON GROUND: Cabbies PARALYZE London in Uber rebellion

Juan Inamillion

Sadly London is unique

And historically speaking, held to ransom by black cabs. I've lived here for nearly 40 years and I've learned to avoid using black cabs whenever possible. Yes, there are a lot of nice cab drivers out there, but I cannot stand the back-breaking discomfort of those older cabs, plus getting thrown around, not being able to see through the misted up windows...

That's even before we talk about the cost. For me the killer blow was the rise in fares after 20.00, Boris's Big Idea to get more cabs out and about in the evening. Can someone explain the logic?

Quite honestly I've never had a problem with a mini cab driver, with or without satnav. Strange I note some down votes on Addison Lee, personally never once had a problem. Clean, recent model cars or MPV's, clean well-dressed and pleasant drivers. GLH is another excellent London-wide company.

As several others here have said, the cabbies have seriously shot themselves in both feet by this action, but the real problem is that it's London's problem and the law needs to be changed. There's plenty of room for all these cabs and the black cabs would still have the advantage of kerbside hailing.

I signed up to Zipcar (car club) about 2 years ago. Totally brilliant, I've rented several. On one occasion I rented a car to pick someone up from Kings Cross to bring back to Chelsea. 1.5 hours - it cost me £9.00. No contest as far as I'm concerned!! Another time delivering 3 computers round west london, took 3 hours - £18.00. No congestion charge, fuel included.

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Entirely new trojan quietly wheeled into black hat forums

Juan Inamillion
Happy

Kudos

"original password-pinching botnet badassery"

Made my Friday.... Cheers!

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Apple, Beats and fools with money who trust celeb endorsements

Juan Inamillion

If you are into giggling at the absolute drivel written by most HiFi ‘experts’, you’ll love these -

If you are into giggling at the absolute drivel written by most HiFi ‘experts’, you’ll love these -

http://tinyurl.com/3b3yrd

http://tinyurl.com/qapubg6

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OpenSSL Heartbleed: Bloody nose for open-source bleeding hearts

Juan Inamillion

This explains it

As ever xkcd....

http://tinyurl.com/odn4d

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Apple to flush '£37bn' down the bog if it doesn't flog cheapo slabtops

Juan Inamillion

Same old same old

Every so often over the years an 'analyst' has come along and said "Apple needs to produce a cheap computer/laptop/whatever to dominate the lower end of the market". Apple have always said (to my knowledge) that they're not interested in knocking out cheap products.

I think a look at Apple's product line and bottom line over the years tells the whole story really.

The 'analyst' is obviously a twunt.

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Gov cheerleader Sajid Javid gets nod from PM to park in Miller's spot

Juan Inamillion

Re: Don't recognise him at all.

A remarkably well observed summation.

Collect an up vote.

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Apple asks judge to axe ebook price-fixing watchdog

Juan Inamillion

Re: Apple are not being unreasonable.

"I choose to read my eBooks on a Kindle, yet I was being forced to pay more because of Apple and their price-fixing cartel buddies."

There fixed that for you.

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Billionaire dumps Apple stock because Steve Jobs was 'really awful' guy

Juan Inamillion

Breathtaking

"His mere distaste for Jobs is not the main reason for his divestment of his Apple shares. In fact, if Jobs were still around – he died two years ago last Saturday – Robertson would forgive his faults and stay invested in the iDevice maker.

"I think if he were still there, I'd still be in it," Robertson said of his investment in Apple. "I think he's one of the great geniuses of the world.""

Absolutely breathtaking hypocrisy.

Still, what else should we expect? Everyone seems to have forgotten that share dealing arose to provide pooled capital to finance a company in it's ventures. Needless to say this somewhat altruistic notion has been turned on it's head by the likes of Robertson and his ilk, who simply see the market as a gambling machine to make money (and lots of it).

Scumbags, the lot of them.

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Apple's new non-feline Mac operating system, OS X Mavericks, ready to go

Juan Inamillion

I'll wait...

...until they bring out OSX Scunthorpe...

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OK, so we paid a bill late, but did BT have to do this?

Juan Inamillion

Re: How to make a big company pay their debts on time

I don't think so, in my experience it's always the bean counters who hold things up. Speaking with the actual client (or rep) usually reveals that they thought the invoice has been paid.

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Juan Inamillion

Re: How to make a big company pay their debts on time

A friend of mine in the music business (he ran a studio) used this method against Sony UK. I can't remember the size of the invoice - about £1,000 I think - He delivered the statutory notice and carefully pointed out that if they still didn't pay he had lawyers ready to ensure they cease trading.... Worked a treat!

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The Solar System's second-largest volcano found hiding on Earth

Juan Inamillion

Re: Named by Sasha Barron-Cohen?

Bugger - beat me to it..

:-)

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'Unreliable, shambolic' ... a top CompSci prof slams Serco's UK crim tag tech

Juan Inamillion

No no they have systems in place..

...to ensure complete reliability and the strongest possible oversight of the whole process by their knowledgable and efficient employees.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-14705328

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Happy 50th birthday, Compact Cassette: How it struck a chord for millions

Juan Inamillion

Being away a lot I had a machine programmed to record John Peel's show. When I got home I'd edit it down to another one.... Oh happy days indeed.

(yes I realise editing John Peel is tantamount to sacrilege but he did play some strange stuff at times...)

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Juan Inamillion

Re: Anyone else remember

I think autocorrect got in there - you meant 'preceding'.

One thing you missed was that by winding the tape back it reduced the print through after storage.

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Juan Inamillion

Re: Fascinating article

Or why you still see the spewed remains of a cassette round many a traffic light even today....

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Marissa Mayer causes controversy after KEEPING HER KIT ON

Juan Inamillion

Good grief...

What a lot of hot air being blown about here about a CEO worth around $300m posing in a rather interesting way for a STYLE magazine. Photoshopped or not - who the f**k cares! Would you rather see Donald Trump?

Here's another CEO in an arguably stylish photo, although I'll freely admit that I prefer Marissa's...

http://archive.aweber.com/woceosinsider/N7GJo/h/CEO_Insider_Your_Weekly.htm

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1953: How Quatermass switched Britons from TV royalty to TV sci-fi

Juan Inamillion

That stirred the memory gland

I started watching that clip and realised I could remember most of it....

And hiding behind the sofa watching 'Pit'... seriously scary...

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Jobs' 'incredibly stupid' prattlings prove ebook price-fix plot, claim Feds

Juan Inamillion

Publishers

The fact that they rolled over doesn't really mean anything. Given the costs of litigation it's only corps like Apple who have deep enough pockets to take the guvmint on.

No conspiracy theory but I'd imagine there were more than a few frantic phone calls between the publishers CEO's wondering who was going to blink first. The book trade (especially here in the UK) is totally at the mercy of retailers, the ultimate losers being the authors of course. The agency model at least seems to have the possible advantage of a bit more money getting back to the publishers and thereby (yes, yes I know...) the authors.

It's going to be a really interesting case. If Apple wins what are the publishers going to do?

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Now beaming live from Pyongyang: NORKSCASTS!

Juan Inamillion
Coat

*cough*

Errm... I was somewhat disappointed to find the article referred to 'North Korea'. Back when I lived in Oz the word 'norks' was attributed to what later became Bulgarian Air Bags.

Did I miss something?

/with the jazz mag

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'Catastrophic failure' of 3D-printed gun in Oz Police test

Juan Inamillion
Alien

Never mind Eadon...

...Whatever happened to manfrommars...?

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Phones for the elderly: Testers wanted for senior service

Juan Inamillion

Well...

My stepmother, at 92, is as bright as a button and most certainly neither 'thick' nor dribbling, however even she struggles with some of the menu intricacies of her mobile phone (incidentally, the third one after the first two were sold to her by over zealous salesmen...). Most of us under 60 (I'm not but then I'm special...) know about clicking on buttons relating to what's on the screen and understanding how those menu commands change according to what mode you're in. But that's because we've grown up with that technology.

I was once in a phone shop (god know's why, appalling places...) and I witnessed a very agitated chap of about 40-45 loudly saying to an assistant "I just want a phone to make phone calls!" And every time the assistant tried to show him some whizz bang model he got angrier and angrier.

I work in IT but I understand his (and the elderlies) point. It is highly offensive to suggest that they should all be able to cope. It precludes a lot of people who JUST DON'T WANT TO. It's called freedom of thought and choice.

I think it's a great idea and I wish him luck.

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Review: Western Digital Sentinel DX4000

Juan Inamillion

@Tom 38

That sounds interesting... How about knocking up an article for El Reg on the nuts and bolts of how to do it?

Lots of levels of competence on these forums....

/

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Opportunity rover stuck in standby mode after Martian blackout

Juan Inamillion

Re: Best xkcd ever

So sad!!!

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Flexible flywheel offers cheap energy storage

Juan Inamillion
Coat

Re: You want to know if it'll work?@Mike Richards

Trainspotters on El Reg!

Fantastic.

(Actually I'm always envious of people who can keep all that information in their heads).

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Hard luck lads, todger size DOES matter: Official

Juan Inamillion
Coat

Well as a friend said to me...

'enough for two hands and a chicken to perch on' did ok for him....

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Young model ruthlessly fingers upskirt iPad petshop pervert

Juan Inamillion
Joke

Pictures...

...or it didn't .... Oh wait....

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New Zealand court hands out second peppercorn downloading penalty

Juan Inamillion
Joke

Solidarity

"Every computer user in New Zealand should install a Bit Torrent client, whether they intend to use it or not. Call it a gesture of solidarity."

"I'm Spartacus!"

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Jammy b*stards: Admen flog chocolate bars with 'Wi-Fi-free' zones

Juan Inamillion
WTF?

FFS

"Calm down dear, it's only a commercial!"

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Worst broadband notspots in the UK named and shamed

Juan Inamillion
FAIL

And in other news

I've just got back from a client in Medmenham near Marlow in Bucks - about 35 miles from central London. She moved there 5 years ago and can still only get dial-up!

Oh BT have promised her (and all the other villagers) that it will change one day... The only change came about 6 months ago when BT (on a support call!) swore that she HAD broadband and that she obviously didn't have it connected up right. They even sent a new router....

After plugging it in and talking to BT support again they finally admitted that she DIDN'T have broadband.

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Juan Inamillion

Re: Luxury!

Double pah! Try using a 300 baud acoustic coupler in a phone box at the side of a busy road in order to get an important document off via Telecom Gold - first proper email service in the UK as I recall. .. (not that I do very much...)

Oh the joys of someone putting a cup down a bit hard on your desk just as you're about to finish 30 minutes 'online'.....

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Naked intruder cracks one off in Florida rampage drama

Juan Inamillion
Coat

Re: "a little more careful murdering people under the Stand Your Ground law "

'I think I'd sleep a little easier with a gun in a safe by my bed...'

"Psst! There's someone in the house!"

"I'll get my gun from the safe.... right 24, left 15, right 32... oh wait errr... what was it again?"

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Mobes, web filth 'PORNIFYING' our kids, warns top Labour MP

Juan Inamillion

Where have I heard this before?

"Girls have to dress modestly and constantly fight off these pornified yet blameless predators."

Hmm... For a minute there I thought I was in Afghanistan....

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Pubic louse falls victim to eager Brazilian strippers

Juan Inamillion
Coat

Alternative way to get of them

Is to stand in a bath with a bit of water and sand in it, then when they come down for a drink you step out of the bath and pull the plug....

/hair shirt on the left please...

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Japanese cops cuff cat carrying remote control virus

Juan Inamillion
Coat

Re: Is this the precursor for a new type of "cat flu"??

*cough* Pedant alert...

It's 'duct' tape - as in originally used on air-conditioning ducts. In the film and music industry it's 'gaffers' tape, as in the gaffer was the electrician in charge (I think this is right) of the tape.

Of course, as an ex-roadie I knew that duct/gaffers tape has a light side and a dark side and holds the universe together...

/keys on the belt...

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US military nails 'best ever' Microsoft deal, brags size does matter

Juan Inamillion
Coat

Re: Military using windows

Sorry just have to....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UbtcmjfKa8

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Traffic app Waze 'turned down Apple's $400m, wants $750m' - report

Juan Inamillion

Why re-invent the wheel? If the work is already half done by someone else what's wrong with buying them up? It's what businesses do.

Also, as has already been pointed out here, there's the question of <spit> patents.

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Juan Inamillion

Re: doesn’t always give you the best route to a destination

I'd welcome any satnav that could show a route bypassing the Hanger Lane Gyratory/Ealing Common clusterfuck going south on the N. Circ toward Kew Bridge/A3.

And yes I know about cutting through Harlesden, Wood Lane to Shepherds Bush/Putney.... No dice son.

Not that I'm being specific....

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Microsoft says Google trying to undermine Windows Phone

Juan Inamillion

Re: Be careful who you engage with anti-competitive allegations

.."corporate-level felonious bellendery..."

Upvote just for that. Thanks!

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Ever had to register to buy online - and been PELTED with SPAM?

Juan Inamillion

Re: johnlewis.com

Hmm.. that's the first complaint of John Lewis I've ever seen. Their customer service is generally reckoned to be well above average. Did you trying contacting their customer service?

(No I'm not associated with JL in any way, just curious as I know an awful lot of people who use them.)

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Yes, hundreds upon hundreds of websites CAN all be wrong

Juan Inamillion
Trollface

Re: Open Source

Troll alert.

Or maybe just a twunt.

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BT ordered to pay £95m to rivals it overcharged for FIVE years

Juan Inamillion

Re: What have BT done to upset El Reg?

Absolutely spot on. I went through all those scenarios on behalf of clients. They have a sales force that could sell fridges to Eskimos and a support force that couldn't wire up a 13 amp plug properly.

For the past year or so a client of mine has been battling (with my help) to get her dodgy, intermittent broadband sorted. We changed ADSL modems 4 times, routers 3 times, spent hours monitoring and performing speed tests. In the end, with the help of Zen Internet, we managed to present a prima facie case that the physical line must be the problem. They STILL said that if they send a bloke out and it's not their problem, they'll charge £250. So the next day blokey comes out to check... and finds no less then SEVEN faults on the line.... ffs.

This is not a one off story by the way....

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Thunderbirds, Captain Scarlet creator Gerry Anderson dies at 83

Juan Inamillion
Happy

Ah yes...

and then there's the spoof version by Pete and Dud which I saw for the very first time this vey day... <sigh>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=OmvrFg-EhmI

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Osborne stumps up £20m of your cash for wiggly wonder stuff graphene

Juan Inamillion
WTF?

Errm...

What is this 'wearable computers' schtick? Am I missing something? Why would one want a wearable computer.

The aerospace angle yes, I get that...

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A year on the run: El Reg tracks 2012’s techno-fugitives

Juan Inamillion
Stop

Damn right

"...deported in a cruel and unusual manner: an economy class flight on American Airlines."

That is all.

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Parliament to unleash barrage of criticism on Snoopers' Charter

Juan Inamillion

Re: The security services obviously have a need to spy on us en masse

" Govt Interception Modernisation Programme"

GIMP??

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Musos blast US copyright bods: 'ARTISTS MAKE LOUSY SLAVES!'

Juan Inamillion

Re: What is there to cherish

Hmm... Never mind the language, this is Michelle Shocked.

I'd say you have no experience or concept of how a musician/songwriter is supposed to make a living. The very first step is to sign a publishing contract, in which you immediately give up 50% of your income to the publishers. It's only 50% because it's illegal for the publishers to demand more....

It's downhill from there...

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Police use 24/7 power grid recordings to spot doctored audio

Juan Inamillion

Re: Frank Zappa - Dynamo Hum!

Legend.

That is all.

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