* Posts by Test Man

1162 publicly visible posts • joined 1 May 2007

Ten stars of CES 2013: Who made the biggest splash?

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Wrap-around mobiles. You know what that means? A mobile phone with no buttons or bezels - that's what I want to see!

Kill that Java plugin now! New 0-day exploit running wild online

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Re: Photobox

Easy - uninstall Java, then use one of the other methods to upload photos (http://www.photobox.co.uk/my/album/upload/ftp). Fortunately, Photobox isn't stupid to rely on one method that relies on a dodgy plugin so you are free to continue using it.

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After the last scare, I removed Java from all my PCs (except I had to put it back on my PC as PS3 Media Player needed it).

Not once have I ever needed to install it again. Not once have I come across a website that needed it. And I surf a ton of varied websites every day.

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Re: Banks and Government

Which bank or government sites?

Name one, with URL.

Serious question.

I bet they use Javascript, which IS NOT Java.

Is this possibly the worst broadband in the world?

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This is why for me if I'm looking to buy a house I check the broadband availability. If it's appalling, that area is off my list.

Mozilla to Adobe: PDFs don't need no more steenking plugins

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What happens if it comes across an encrypted document? Will it still respect the permissions? And embedded documents? Forms?

Forget 3D: 13,000 UK homes still watch TV in black and white

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Re: That many?!

Like someone has already said, there's little correlation between the type of licence and the type of TV. In other words, there could very easily be a large chunk of black and white licence owners who actually have colour TVs.

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Re: TV Licensing: Brain dead

There's a simple way to stop them from visiting - declare that you don't have a TV on the form. Don't merely say it to the licensing officer, actually formally write it down on the official form and send it to them. They may come once to make sure but otherwise that's it.

I don't understand why people think that by ignoring it it will all go away. Be proactive!

The licensing officer was 100% wrong and was probably trying to trick your mother into paying something, but if you get it formally down in writing the TV licensing authorities can't do shit.

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Re: Rip off

So you don't watch broadcast TV but you pay them anyway?

You mug.

Considering they can't do anything as they are not allowed in your house (they're not the police), you don't need to worry at all. All you do is send them a form saying you have no TV. Problem solved. Once every two or three years they'll visit or send a letter but that is it. Don't pay it if you don't have to.

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I'm about 25 miles from the Crystal Palace transmitter. No problems with either analogue (before the switchoff) or digital.

That said, if you're 30 miles away, you tried pointing your outside aerial at a different transmitter? If you are in the south of Hertfordshire, there should be one nearer Cambridge to point to.

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Freeview boxes will have RF sockets, like every other piece of broadcast equipment (like Sky boxes).

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Re: WTF?

There's nothing special about it - it was a slip of the keyboard for whoever wrote it. Any black & white TV won't have DVB tuners in so, like DVB-tuner-less colour TVs, they'll need a Freeview box - any Freeview box. No special box for black-and-white TVs will be needed, as long as they have the usual RF "aerial" socket.

There is no such thing as a digital signal, it's all broadcast using the exact same UHF channels as analogue - the box merely interprets the "1s and 0s" to make up the picture.

Don't shoot the Windows Live Messenger, cry IM users

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Re: Knock on effects?

Outlook Express only uses the built-into-XP Windows Messenger client, which is a different client from MSN/Windows Live Messenger, if you let it.

There's an option within Outlook Express to use Windows Messenger with Outlook on the first page (4th option down I think) - deselect it and voila! In fact by installing XP SP3 and also update Windows Messenger (the latest version is 5.1), you probably won't get the option but you also won't have the problem.

Essentially Outlook Express automatically launching the Windows Messenger process hasn't been applicable for aaaaaages now.

Launching the client is also totally different from actually signing in. The Messenger Service that the Windows Messenger/MSN Messenger/Windows Live Messenger clients connect to is being disbanded, so all it will do to the clients is stop them from logging in, not stop them from working.

John McAfee the Belize spymaster uncovers 'ricin, terrorist plots'

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He's full of it - if he REALLY was doing all that, he wouldn't need to spout it all to anyone that would listen.

'Holey code, Batman!' Microsoft to patch 12 vulns on Tuesday

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Re: Microsoft Fixes

"They went half-way to this with "XP Mode" in Vista and 7 with further free virtualization of XP via downloadable stuff."

Not really. That was just simple virtualisation, of the type that had been available for years already. AND 7 still ran virtually all old software anyway.

Apple loses round to Amazon in 'App Store' name dispute

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Re: I wouldn't mind....

They reckoned that by calling it "App Store" implied some sort of connection even on another device. I can sort of see what they mean, but I think the term is too generic anyway.

Open-source attack dog enters Ballmer's inner ring

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Re: Libre/Open Office?

"Yes, I know a lot of the fault can be laid at MS feet for not publishing the file spec for their document files, but that doesn't change the end result."

...?

Except they did? Internally Office Open XML files are just a load of XML files, with other bits and pieces, zipped up. The specs are standardised by three bodies.

MEGAGRAPH: 1983's UK home computer chart toppers

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Spectrums were still rubbish *controversial*

Windows Media Center EPG has SWITCHED OFF, wail Euro users

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If you mean remove it along with other not-really-used-much stuff to make Windows 8 cheaper for most people that can't be bothered with it, then I'm all for it.

People who need that stuff can still pay and download it, they'll be paying a similar or less price than they did for previous versions of Windows with it included.

Instagram back-pedals in face of user outrage

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Re: I don't believe them.

MUG. That could equally apply to any site, including The Register.

Just put the tin foil hat down now.

Microsoft 'surprised' by Google Gmail 'winter cleaning'

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Re: At least google only throw out features, MS threw out my accounts!

Next time read the terms and conditions, one of which is the need to log in at least once every so often. If you can't even read, let alone factor in one simple task into your tracking licence scheme, then you really should step away and leave it to someone more competant.

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Re: i have to use outlook.com

"I think he means he's using EAS on a mobile client, and the push is killing battery, which sounds more plausible but maybe it's app specific - definitely need more info."

No, he means he's using Outlook.com on his Android tablet. Outlook.com is an app. And a really poor repaint of the Hotmail app that somehow manages to add battery-depleting features to it.

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Re: I agree gmail sucks now.

"It is annoying Outlook 2013 cannot do Exchange Activesync to the version Google uses."

I'm pretty sure Outlook 2013 DOES use Exchange ActiveSync protocol - it's earlier versions that don't.

BT broadband goes TITSUP - cripples Scots, Geordies, Northern Irish

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Re: Plusnet are owned by BT?

So in other words:

Ferrari vs Fiat - different designers, different tooling, different parts etc

Plusnet v BT - different infrastructure (bar the fact that they both run over BT Wholesale lines), different procedures, different everything.

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Re: BT Openreach do the "last mile" between exchange and punter

You sure?

I'm pretty sure that BT Openreach are the ones that maintain the entire physical connection, whereas BT Wholesale are the ones that sell/lease the various services that operate over these connections wholesale to retail ISPs, etc.

So basically if there was a problem between the ISP and the exchange, BT Openworld would be the guys to fix it, same if there was a problem between the exchange and your home.

Google maps app is BACK on iPhones, fanbois spared death

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Re: Ooh, voice-guided turn by turn nav?

"There has been speculation that Google weren't able to update their map app as frequently as they'd like when it was embedded in iOS - I think this app goes some way to support that theory."

Speculation from misguided souls - Google have nothing to do with the development of the Maps app and never have done, the current version, prior version and in fact ALL versions of the Maps app has been developed by Apple. Google merely provided the Maps tiles via the third party API that they make available to all developers.

Exactly the same with YouTube as well.

Londoners can bonk their way to work without Oyster cards TODAY

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You lot are nuts

All this complaining about cards and "no I won't carry around another bit of plastic" or "bad idea" or whatever - it's a CHOICE! Now you have a choice of using a credit card, which for some people is great as they either don't have an Oyster or don't want to carry one round or find it easier to just use what they already have. No one has to switch! Choice is better!

Half of all app store revenue goes to just 25 developers

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Re: re: How is "pay to win" any different to stuffing arcade machines full of coins?

cyborg - speak for yourself, I was quite good at arcade games and could beat it on 1 set of lives! :p

Start the clock! Public sector web MUST be disabled-friendly by 2015

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Re: Driving licences?

How would they know if they can apply, what the rules are, etc. if they can't access the website in the first place?

In other words, of course we need web accessibility measures.

Forget fluorescents, plastic lighting strips coming out next year

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Taylor 1 - I had an energy-saving bulb that lasted through two house moves (so was in three houses). A conventional bulb would be lucky to last a few months. Definitely did save money in my case.

Office 2013 now on sale for business customers

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Re: Another "fresh bottle of bubbly"

Who cares?

Stick with 2003 - no one is forcing you to move.

However, that doesn't mean companies must simply stand still. 2013 is available and if people want it, they'll get it.

No one really cares about you and your mates sticking to 2003. Congratulations *slowclap*

Microsoft braces for Surface RT feedback storm

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Re: "People get it, and like it."

How do you like your tinfoil hat?

Calm down and take a breather.

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Re: hmmm nothing conclusive but ballmer is still mad.

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To be fair, shut down is as easy as it's always been - change default for power button, then simply press the power button. No going through menus has ever been needed since Windows 95.

Apple manufacturers: ARRGH, pesky iThings are impossible to make

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Re: "Low yield rate"

Isn't this also part of the reason why one of the console's CPU design deliberately made use of only three cores instead of four? If there was an error with one core, they can still use it, hence increasing yield.

Ten weird Chinese mobile phones

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Re: Is it wrong...

Watch phone - FINALLY I can imitate my fave show ever even further! Next: integrate a phone into the dashboard then download some sort of bar equaliser widget that works with incoming phone calls...

Spaniards Joyn together to hunt and kill the Skype monster

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Is this similar to what T-Mobile are currently offering? I seem to remember getting an e-mail from them about some VoIP client.

Ten technology FAILS

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Re: BOB...

Yep, the "Navigator". I (my dad) bought one. 4MB "beast" with CD drive... for £1500! What mugs we were!

85% of Windows 8 users wield the desktop on day one

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Re: Redmond has logged ...

"spies on you" in exactly the same way Vista and 7 did.

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Re: So far...

To "close" Modern UI/Windows Store apps, you drag from the top and flick towards the bottom.

Google mingles Drive and Gmail for 10GB attachments

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"Your move, Hotmail and Yahoo!"

We can leave out Hotmail in the subheading for a start - I'm sure Hotmail (or should I say Outlook.com) already does this.

Microsoft Office 2013 heads for the cloud but fails to soar

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So I'm reading the review - first page mentions how Office doesn't look much like Windows 7 or 8. Not a total criticism, but Office hasn't been styled after a particular OS design for quite some time. We can go back to Office for Windows 3.x as the last version that "matched" the OS design - Office 95 had title bar gradients, Office 97, 2000 and 2003 had non-standard design elements that didn't match any version of Windows at the time of release, 2007 looked quite different and 2010 again looks different!

So in reality, it shouldn't come as a surprise that 2013 doesn't use the design cues from Windows 7 or 8.

Oprah Winfrey tweets her love of Surface – from her iPad

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Who cares really though? I can tweet my love for Windows using an Apple Mac. Big deal. Instead of over-thinking it, the simplest explanation is usually the correct one - she just so happened to have an iPad in her hand and tweeted from that.

Thought you'd escaped Twitter? Think again as Twits get email button

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Can you repeat that but this time in English?

UK digital terrestrial TV turns 14 today

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Re: Freeview radio - whats the point?

boltar

And also to pick up on Anonymous Coward's point - funnily enough I also own a radio. It's embedded in the exact same amp as what is used to pick up the audio from the TV. However, guess which one I use... that's right, the TV!

For one, being digital there's more radio stations on the TV and I'm already using it for TV broadcasts, so it's trivial to also use it for radio broadcasts.

And no, I'm not going to buy a DAB radio to connect to the amp or even replace the amp with one that has DAB embedded in it just to listen to the same digital radio stations I can already listen to now via Freeview.

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Re: Freeview radio - whats the point?

"Freeview radio - whats the point?"

Pretty much everyone has worked out that it's easier to listen to the radio on a TV than on an actual radio, especially when you have the TV hooked up to your amplifier.

It is the likes of digital radio through Freeview, satellite, etc. that is making DAB not as relevant as it should be - clearly a lot of people are finding it easier to listen to digital radio via the TV instead of paying hundreds of pounds on a DAB stereo.

New Microsoft Windows chief 'shocked' by Sinofsky defenestration

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"Still in a bit of a shock"

That could easily mean she's shocked at Sinofsky leaving. In fact it's vague so The Register somehow determining that she's referring to her appointment therefore clearly was sudden is classic "The Sun" article misleading territory.

In other words, there's no real consensus (on any supposed doubt on his "orderly" leaving) resulting from a vague Facebook post.

Windows boss Steve Sinofsky exits Microsoft

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"Just another misguided attempt by Microsoft to copy a more successful company: Apple."

Yeah, cos no other company has people who leave. *facepalm*

The GPL self-destruct mechanism that is killing Linux

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Re: Hmmm.

A bit like a lot of other articles. No conspiracy here, but nice one trying to make out that there might be.

Apple's 'inaccurate statements and FALSE INNUENDO'

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Re: Admission of guilt?

Nah, they'll just say that they removed it as it didn't have the desired effect, or that it didn't work on specific setups, or something equally slippery. Just removing code isn't an admission of any sort of guilt.