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Mobile coverage on trains really is pants

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Re: Hogwart's Express

Wrong. King's Cross was used for filming, but not in Platform 9/10/11 (as that's effectively an extension to the rest of the station), it was on the other more eastern platforms. The exterior shots was of St Pancras, though.

However, when J K Rowling mentioned King's Cross in the books, she was actually imagining Euston's platforms.

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One Windows? How does that work... and WTF is a Universal App?

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Then don't enable it. And stop complaining.

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Payment security vastly improved when you DON'T ENTER your BANK DETAILS

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This is the feature that Apple Pay implements? It's a version of Visa's implementation?

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Microsoft vs the long arm of US law: Straight outta Dublin

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The Irish aren't going to kick up a stink because it doesn't involve them. Understandably, Microsoft (Corporation) are livid at the complete nonsense and are doing nothing. The judge isn't getting anywhere with judgement that is unenforceable.

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Microsoft Corporation can't do anything though, because Microsoft Ireland are bound by Irish (and EU) laws. The judge is therefore a total idiot in not understanding that.

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Data is held by Microsoft Ireland. It's a separate company in the same way that any other company is separate, albeit ultimately owned by Microsoft Corporation. Judge cannot force Microsoft Corporation to make Microsoft Ireland give them the data in the exact same way you can't force one company to make another company in a completely different jurisdiction to give them data. The judge cannot make Microsoft Ireland do anything. The judge is an idiot.

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Man, its smartphones are SQUARE. But will BlackBerry make a comeback with them?

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Oh God, yet another grid of icons.

YAWN.

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Credit card cutting flaw could have killed EVERY AD on Twitter

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You can "promote" your Tweet for a fee.

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Hackers-for-hire raided 300 banks, corporates for TWELVE YEARS

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Re: Welcome to the UK

Doh!

They're probably legit - lots of companies use marketing companies or marketing IT systems that run campaigns behind alternative domains.

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THREE QUARTERS of Android mobes open to web page spy bug

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Re: I can't actually remember the last time I purposely used the Android Browser

Because they aren't user-agent sniffing, that's why. They're fully responsive-designed sites.

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Payment security bods: Nice pay-by-bonk (hint: NO ONE uses it) on iPhone 6, Apple

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I'm just hoping that this will mean that if Apple Pay will be available in the UK next year, Google Wallet will also appear at the same time.

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China is now 99.8% sure you're you, thanks to world's-best facial recognition wares

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Minority Report... gets closer...

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China: You, Microsoft. Office-Windows 'compatibility'. You have 20 days to explain

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Sounds like a shakedown...

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Google flushes out users of old browsers by serving up CLUNKY, AGED version of search

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Re: Chrome cam

There is an installer for Chromium

http://commondatastorage.googleapis.com/chromium-browser-snapshots/index.html?prefix=Win/

This is a folder of regular builds of the browser.

Go into the folder with the largest update and download the mini_installer.exe file.

You should check back in here often as new builds are dropped in here regularly.

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EE fails to apologise for HUGE T-Mobile outage that hit Brits on Friday

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This was very very very annoying for me, as I was on T-Mobile and get up to go to work at 7am - about the same time it decided to go tits-up.

I'm probably going to move to another provider when my contract is up in the middle of 2015. This is not the only reason - part of the reason is because the 3G connection in London (and in particular at the station I commute to) is totally useless. It's a pity, cos I actually have a special plan that is very lucrative but it's not really lucrative when I can't actually use it properly.

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Rejoice, Windows fans: Stable 64-bit Chromium drops for Win 7 and 8

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Re: Google Chrome 64 bit stable isn't stable...

You didn't need to close down all those 32-bit chrome.exe processes - just exiting Chrome via the system tray icon would have done.

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Re: In all the possible ways Mozilla are mindlessly following everything Googly...

What market wants 32-bit plugins? In fact seeing as the general trend is going towards not having plugins at all (and instead using extensions) plugins are becoming very irrelevant.

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Re: whats Chromium?

It's the original (i.e. stock) version. Chrome is Google's special build of this.

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Déjà vu: Virgin Media jacks up broadband prices

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Re: I'm not surprised they are increasing their prices

Ha! They do the same to me too, because the previous owner had Virgin Media.

In my house, it hits the mat and bounces straight into the (recycle) bin.

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Boffins propose security shim for Android

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Re: Or

Don't see why not - Microsoft introduced UAC at a time when development processes was very entrenched (coding the application to write anywhere willy nilly, etc.). We've all seemed to have grown accustomed to it now, as developers now tend to write applications that write to proper areas (user area, etc.). Maybe it'll be the same with Android when developers realise that people can turn off permissions at will?

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Popular password protection programs p0wnable

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Re: Sharing schmaring

Well... don't share. Nothing is stopping you.

For everyone else that wants sharing, they have that option.

Honestly, I don't know why people complain about features that don't affect them.

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Windows 7, XP and even Vista GAIN market share again

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Re: History repeating

Actually YOU don't get it.

The only reason why people were content with XP was simply inertia brought on by the totally once-in-a-lifetime gestation period of Vista (through the period when it was Longhorn and after that was scrapped).

Even so, Vista was necessary in order to move people onto new designs and features that Microsoft intended. Having Vista effectively "skipped" by releasing the next version of Windows after XP around the time of Windows 7 instead of when Vista shipped wouldn't have changed the supposed backlash.

Of course Windows "9" will be more readily accepted, they would have one OS' worth of experience with the new technologies introduced with Windows 8, in the same way Windows 7 was more accepted compared to Vista.

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Google Glass faces UK cinema ban: Heaven forbid someone films you crying in a rom-com

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There doesn't need to be a separate statement referring to Google Glass and similar - they already use the "ban on recording equipment" statement that covers everything past and present.

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It's a Doddle: Amazon inks train station parcel deal with Network Rail

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Re: And for us country bumpkins

Yeah, I'm sure the thieves will like to steal my box of nappies, or box of Hot Liquid Seasoning, etc.

Idiot.

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Re: "If I could pick up my packages from the station when almost home that would be excellent."

>>"As opposed to picking them up from your front doorstep? You know...the one attached to your house."

Yeah, great idea to leave my valuable parcels on the front doorstep where anyone can simply take it. Or maybe I want to use it that same day and not piss around trying to use it in the evening after work? Idiot.

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Re: Sounds brilliant.

>>"So I pay a delivery fee to Amazon...for shipping company X to deliver a package to a train station...so I can therefore take time out of my commute home at the end of the day...to stop and pick up said package...and then carry it home myself...along with my briefcase...and laptop bag...and top coat...etc...etc..."

It's another delivery option for those that need it, you idiot.

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Bored yet? Now there's ANOTHER OpenSSL fork – it's from Google

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No issue from me regarding forking OpenSSL - it's not as if OpenSSL is the only SSL implementation out there anyway.

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Google, Microsoft to add remote KILL switch to phones

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Re: Really?

My phone cost £400+

So I couldn't care less about your £89 cheapo phone.

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Re: And what's the real subtext here...?

>>Isn't it likely that the "durggies" (if that's who's doing this) are just going to steal something else instead? In which case we've just moved the problem elsewhere.

Cool so let's keep the smartphones as unsecure as possible in order to attract thieves to that and not other objects.

*facepalm*

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Microsoft to let customers know where Office 365 is going

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Re: Please stop swallowing this cloud hype in articles

Er... Office 365 is the name of the SUBSCRIPTION. The subscription that gives you access to the latest version of a local-install of Office.

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DANGER MOUSE is back ... and he isn't half a GLASSHOLE

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>> I had to show them how to use the dial phone, because they simply didn't have a clue. Never encountered one before. They were actually amazed at seeing the rotors go round. "How the flippin' heck does that work?" I was asked.

Man, I must be old :(

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YouView loses YourView trademark fight, may have to pick new name

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Re: Huh?

>>Apple (record label) vs Apple (brand image consultancy) (both using the fruit as a logo)

>>No precedents at all then.

Yes, thanks for providing two excellent examples of one company who had to kowtow to the other regarding trademarks. The VAX one someone's already explained. With regards to Apple, Apple Inc was taken to court multiple times by Apple Corp regarding the name, several agreements were signed, which Apple Corp has used to subsequently go to court to get Apple Inc to stick to their side of the bargain. Apple Corp could have very easily simply stopped Apple Inc from using "Apple" full stop, as was their legal right.

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TIME TRAVELLERS needed to secure Windows 7

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Re: 11 SP1 by another name

> If they had actually called it by its true name - Service Pack 1

Wrong. It's called "Windows 8.1 Update".

Whether it's a good name is not the point, the fact is that that's what it's called.

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London commuter hell will soon include 'one card to rule them all'

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Re: Are oyster cards identifiable ?

Visitor Oyster Cards are exactly the same as normal Oyster cards except you pay less of a deposit on it and you can't put any Travelcard fare on it. You can get a normal Oyster card without having to register it - you just can't put more than a 7-day travelcard fare on it

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TalkTalk whips BT with riding crop over sport fibs in telly ad

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Re: The Watchdog is wrong too

And through the BT Sport app in conjunction with a Chromecast.

It doesn't matter though, as the watchdog wasn't wrong - the point still stands - BT didn't make it clear enough and it's for THIS reason why the watchdog came down on BT and their ad.

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Apple is KILLING OFF BONKING, cries mobe research dude

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It's a pity. I used it for the first time a few weeks ago, despite having a credit card with NFC for yeaaaars. I used it at Westfield London's Coca-cola machine, was kinda good to pay for it and not have to put in a PIN.

The one thing I really want is Google Wallet here in the UK, so that I can attach all my cards to it and then just use my mobile.

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Londoners urged to cut landlines and take up wireless broadband

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LOL this isn't exactly revolutionary - they've just used the same tech as is used in dongles but put it in a router.

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New 'Windows-8.1-with-Bing': How's it different from Windows 8.1?

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Windows 8.1 with Bing is simply the normal Windows 8.1 edition with Bing set as default, so to OEMs they won't be able to customise it with a different search engine (and other options) as they may have done before.

In return they (after signing an agreement) get to offer it on devices less than 9" while paying little to nothing, compared to what they would normally have to pay to include Windows 8.1 on devices.

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Google's driverless car: It'll just block our roads. It's the WORST

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Re: Real issues

This would have been worked out yeeeears before by the relevant authorities (government, car industry, the likes of Google, etc.) before driverless cars are even thought about being let loose on the streets even on a temporary "test" status. YOU don't need to worry about that, the industry will do that.

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"We’re told by the G-drive gushers from Mountain View that road trains or platoons of driverless cars will use roads more efficiently because they’ll be able to drive more closely together than human-controlled vehicles. Right. So you’re driving along at 60mph and come across a slower platoon of some twenty vehicles moving at 55mph. You overtake them, noticing there’s no gap between each car in the platoon that’s large enough to let you in, and then you come up to the exit ramp you need to take but can’t get onto it because the platoon prevents you passing though it."

Good point, but think about it - how does sat navs (even ones going back from the last decade) do when you miss your turning? They reroute. It'll clearly be the same here.

"The cars use GPS to locate themselves, with more precise location data provided by the LIDAR and other sensors. Sensor input is received and processed, we understand, by a quad-core x86 processor using a modified version of Ubuntu Linux.

What happens when the GPS data is unavailable, as with a long tunnel? Does the car get lost?"

Again, what do sat navs do in tunnels? Use "Dead Reckoning" - it already knows it's in a tunnel because the map data is already in it's system, so it simply judges where it is by the current speed via GPS just before it went into the tunnel (which will be far far easier in a car because it will be able to rely on the car's speedometer directly and not on the speed upon entering the tunnel).

So good points, but took me not even a second to work out, so Google's engineers would have clearly already thought of this.

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GM reveals how much you'll pay to turn your car into a rolling 4G LTE Wi-Fi hotspot

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Not sure of the point of this - after all your phones will have their own data connection and is anyone going to want to desperately need connection in their cars in order to have connectivity with the outside world (and if so, why didn't they buy the 3G/4G tablet version instead)?

It's only really worth putting in the car if the car's electronics itself is making use of this, surely?

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You'll hate Google's experimental Chrome UI, but so will phishers

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Re: Anti-phishing could be done in other ways

The domain is ALREADY in bold.

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Microsoft: You know we said NO MORE XP PATCHES? Well ...

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Re: Stick to your guns: Stop supporting XP

MSE is a product and not to do with XP at all. That can and will follow a totally different support schedule to XP, or it could coincidentally follow the same schedule as XP (as IE did).

It isn't doing the latter, so get over it.

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WRONG. That would only be right if that millions paid covered that one patch for that one specific product which happened to be the patch that was released.

Clearly it isn't, and clearly there's a ton of patches for XP that are and will be continually created specifically for the people who paid for it.

This specific patch is just one that was freely released at Microsoft's discretion - the rest (of which there will be many for XP this month) won't be.

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Re: Poor decision

Nope. It was one patch to address one specific problem in a specific product (IE) that coincidentally ended it's free support a few weeks ago. It's hardly a rip-off because there'll be a ton of security updates for XP from now till (potentially according to the paid-for contracts) next year, just only for the people who paid for it.

So calm down.

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Re: Maybe for IE?

That's exactly what is happening. They aren't going to release any more patches for XP - but this one was specifically for IE and totally at their discretion - don't expect to see specific XP patches (for free, that is).

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Firefox, is that you? Version 29 looks rather like a certain shiny rival

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Actually it's based on Blink, which was forked from WebKit a while ago.

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Windows XP is finally DEAD, right? Er, not quite. Here's what to do if you're stuck with it

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Re: This comment is totall Bullsh--!

Oh those hardware running with embedded chips? Not running XP - running XP embedded, which is STILL supported for free.

In any case, there WILL be patches for XP after today, but you'll have to pay for the Microsoft staff to fix the specific problem now.

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Gr8, it's the new M8! Ideal for that celebrity funeral selfie

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Re: Getting closer

Time to get real and get a proper mobile - you wouldn't have any problems if you actually took your head out of the clouds and got a current-gen HTC mobile.

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Satisfy my scroll: El Reg gets claws on Windows 8.1 spring update

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"And the Start screen retains a button that does a quite baffling miniaturisation. I’m not sure why."

It's for the people who have very long Start screens - you can go from one end to another without having to swipe so many times.

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