Posts by hugh
60 posts • joined Tuesday 1st May 2007 14:02 GMT
Who'd have thought, the reality distortion field
is written in Javascript.
the queues were short
because Starbucks wouldn't let their baristas have the time off.
It'll all be over by Christmas
yeah, right.
Prior Art
I hope GCHQ have patented the design.
Casting...
Crispin Glover surely?
Big Trak
I bought my four year old (ok, myself) a brand new Big Trak at the weekend.
Its a very basic introduction to programming (a program is little more than forward 1, left 15, shoot 5 times with one goto per 16 statement program) but its programming nerveless.
He's got it pretty much figured out already.
Next stop the trailer for beer delivery then onto Lego Mindworks.
Picture rendered on a Mac.
nuff said.
Every story of this kind should include this clip.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CW0DUg63lqU
Posted in Apple injunction startles Samsung
I'm really keen on getting one now.
just because Steve says I can't.
See you jimmy!
Way to re-enforce a stereotype lads.
Damm right
the catholic church is no place for heterosexual adult sexual activity !
but you can roll it in glitter
3d glitter.
Posted in Amazon jumps the gun on free clouds
but only in the US
they must be having problems with the English version.
Posted in Ex-PM blocked Steve Jobs knighthood
Cool Aid
“Apple has been the only major global company to create stunning consumer products because it has always taken design as the key component of everything it has produced. No other CEO has consistently shown such a commitment.”
Bloody hell, this MP must have drowned in the cool aid. I don't think Apples Marketing/Reality Distortion Engineers at their most magical would try to pull that one off.
Having left parliament and the expenses, he must be skint and in desperate, desperate need of a free iPad.
I left Orange to get away from this BS
....
Not got a text though.
its running (albeit needs work) already on the desire
the Nexus One
the Droids
even the the HD2
Unstable people ?
that would be the CIA then.
I like blinking I do
> I was initially sceptical about e-ink, until I tried it. I can read a Kindle for hours without any eye >strain, whereas I can barely manage 30 minutes on an LCD before I'm rubbing my eyes and >blinking.
Try blinking every few seconds.
@Tigra 07
Spotify?
And so it goes
Every Jeremy Hunt MP policy regarding BBC (c) News International.
And one more thing...
Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around the eyes, look into my eyes. [click] There is no signal drop.
No one mentions his sister Fanny any more.
(c) Frank Skinner
An Apple user cooked his dinner in the microwave?
Is it safe to cook tofu salads like that?
We'd still have a deficit
he'd just get someone to reprogram how the deficit was calculated
Posted in EU boffins aim to reinvent the hard disk
They'd be better off not bothering
and focusing their efforts on SSD.
@trev
so what you're saying is that bloggers are wannabe journos?
Who knows if hes a journalist?
Is Steve is implying bloggers aint journos?
Thats going to piss of 99.999% of the fanatics.
Apollo 13
The developers should be made to watch Apollo 13.
Boy those guys counted amps.
Whilst power management in Android is an issue, this is nothing compared to the storm of complaints that will come about when Iphone OS4 is released.
Posted in Adobe gives up on the iPhone
Wusses
they should pull Photoshop off the Mac as well.
if only just for a laugh.
no con trails
pretty.
@cambeltonian
GPS level accuracy as long as the user doesnt move once he's switched cell.
and its back....
Aperture ?
Whoop de doo. Second dissapointment in as many weeks. They're on a roll.
And. Their store sofware must be pretty useless if they need to bring it down to add a product.
Posted in Google Nexus One caught on camera
Roy Batty was one of his contacts....
that wont help with the Dick case.
inmates in brightly coloured clothes forced to dance agains their will
they've ripped off the Cebu Prison guys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Xx4tszZ-DE&feature=related
the backlog
is probably all child porn cases. a triage tool will be simply looking through the filesystem hashing as it goes and checking the hashes against a database.
All fine and good as long as the hash databases are current, the files are not encrypted or in a format that the software doesnt understand, if not then stuff is going to get through.
ED209
ED209 shows how the next season of 'The Apprentice' should work.
ED209 lives!
You have twenty seconds to comply.
The cake is a lie
This is a triumph, I'm makeing a note here, great success.
Posted in HTC Hero comes with Adobe Flash
more interestingly
he used a multitouch type gesture to zoom in and out.
steve wont like that
Posted in Facebook eliminates parts of Wales
they're not the only ones.
according to Wolfram Alpha Wales is in the midlands 9 miles from Rotherham.
Someone should burn down their holiday homes.
Posted in BBC goes live... over Wi-Fi
Not working on Android
"Your device appears to be unable to support this service"
Posted in Taliban man loves his iPhone
its not a great leap
from one fundamentalist religion to another.
