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Clive Harris
Big Brother

Wartime story

Reminds me of a story my father once told me about his wartime experiences. He was a young draughtsman, fresh out of college, doing "secret stuff" for the govennment. One day he was told to collect his draughting tools and accompany a soldier to a secret location. Then he was ushered into a room with armed guards at the door, and told to make full engineering drawings of the "thing" in the room. After finishing, he had to hand the drawings to one of the guards and then forget that the incident had ever occurred (on pain of death).

He described the "thing" to me as being a bit like a typewriter, but incorporating a series of numbered wheels. Even in the 1980's he was nervous about talking about it.

Clive Harris
Flame

Smart meter safety in Australia

They're rolling out (compulsary) smart electricity meters here in Australia and they keep catching fire due to dodgy installation. Now that's definitely harmful to your health!

Clive Harris
Happy

Map and compass!

Learn to navigate with a map and compass. They never break down and could save your life one day.

I went off GPS after a bad experience flying a light aircraft to a small island off the coast of Australia. About 30 miles out to sea the (aircraft-grade) GPS packed up on me without warning. The ADF (radio-nav) had already died and radar cover is virtually useless in those parts, so I was left with just a map and the aircraft's compass, surrounded by an awfully big ocean. Fortunately I knew how to use them, and found the island, and its airfield, without difficulty.

Don't rely on modern gadgets. You never know when they'll let you down.

Clive Harris

Dr Haywood Floyd had a newspad

If you read the book, which came out soon after the movie, there's an episode where Dr Floyd (the scientist who gives the talk on the moonbase) is reading his newspad whilst on the shuttle flight to the moon. He is described as subscribing to many of the news services, so he's having to pay to see the content.

Clive Harris

He has my sympathy

I was caught in a similar situation at Heathrow a couple of years ago. I'd had too many cups of coffee while waiting to board and then, after boarding, the aeroplane got stuck in a very long queue waiting to take off (nearly 45 minutes).

Fortunately, my seat was next to the toilets. I unfastened my seatbelt, dashed to the cubicle and locked the door before the stewardess could react. Within a minute I was back in my seat, buckled in and feeling relieved but rather embarrassed (everyone was watching me). The aeroplane had moved forward about 10 feet in the meantime.

The stewardess gave me a dirty look but decided not to make a fuss. That was Qantas. Perhaps they expect that sort of thing from Australians.

Clive Harris
Happy

Plural of "Prius"

It's at times like this when you need to know the plural of "Prius". Apparently, it's "Priori".

Clive Harris

"Swiss Cheese" model

Aircraft safety is managed through a "Swiss Cheese" model. You accept that every layer of safety, however carefully implemented, will have holes in it, like a slice of Swiss cheese. You can't catch them all, so you add layer after layer, making the cheese thicker, to minimise the chance of any of the holes going right through.

There are procedures in place to minimise the use of mobile phones (one layer), systems to (hopefully) shield the aircraft systems from the mobile phones (another layer), backup procedures in case an aircraft system fails (another layer) and so on. Removing one layer will not necessarily cause a disaster - it just eats into the safety margin. However, if one of the other layers is already compromised (a tired technician forgot to secure some shielding, or a sleepy pilot didn't respond to an alarm), then you've got the makings of an accident.

Clive Harris
Thumb Up

Captain goes down with the ship.

Sad, but true. That's how it should be, and it's what they teach (or should teach) at flying school. In an emergency, the commander is always the last one off, and, if that means "going down with the ship", then so be it. If he'd jumped, then, firstly, it's possible that some of the passengers might not have had time to get out. Secondly, the burning wreckage could have travelled a lot further before coming down. As it was, it came down in a field, with no other loss of life.

Having said that, it still takes a lot of courage to do what's required when the crunch comes. We should salute a hero who did his duty to the end. "Greater love has no man ...etc etc". You know the rest.

Clive Harris
Happy

My own experience...

...taking my daughter for a ride in a light aircraft and waiting for take-off clearance at a busy airport.

Me: "Control Tower. Piper Cherokee Papa Delta Echo is ready for take-off"

Tower: "Papa Delta Echo you are BEEPBEEPBEEP BUZZBUZZ CRACKLE WHIRR"

Me: "Control tower, Papa Delta Echo. Say again"

Tower (distinctly annoyed): "Papa Delta BEEPBEEP BUZZBUZZBUZZ, please expedite."

At that point, I glanced at my daughter in the passenger seat, to see her having a vital "heart-to-heart" conversation with her boyfriend on her mobile. I shouted to her to stow the darn thing.

Me: "Control tower, Papa Delta Echo. Sorry, getting interference. Say again".

Tower (extremely annoyed): "Papa Delta Echo BEEP BUZZZZZZZZ ... for immediate, repeat immediate take-off."

Me: "OK I think that's a clearance". Takes off.

Clive Harris
Linux

Modelsim

The interesting thing is that demo copies of the cheap windows version of Modelsim (Modelsim PE) and, (so I'm told) cracked versions, work perfectly on Linux using Wine or Codeweavers. It actually runs a lot faster than under windows. Apparently the only part which doesn't work is the licence manager.

This probably explains their unwillingness to release an official Linux version. It would run almost as fast as the Windows version of their very expensive flagship product Modelsim SE, thereby undercutting its market.

Clive Harris
Linux

Linux penetration in the office

Perhaps my like of work is not typical (electronic design), but the Linux penetration where I currently work is around 20%-25%. At my last job I would estimate it around 10% to 15%.

Linux usage seems to be concentrated mostly amongst the software people, probably because a lot of the hardware design tools are still difficult or expensive to run in anything except windows. For example, the cheapest Linux version of Modelsim (an FPGA design tool) is about three times the price of the cheapest Windows version (but about 10 times faster). There doesn't seem to be a Linux version of Altium yet (a circuit design tool that I use a lot). This is a pity, because Altium tends to be quite brutal in the way it treats the computer, crashing several times a day when driven hard, and usually bringing Windows down with it. I think it would run much better under a decent "industrial-strength" OS like Linux. I'm currently trying to persuade my boss to let me try it in a Virtual Machine under Ubuntu, so only the VM goes down and I don't waste half the morning trying to recover the lost work from the latest crash.

Clive Harris

It's crazy

I first arrived in Australia about 11 years ago, having just sold a very nice house in leafy Surrey (a victim of IR35), and started looking for somewhere to live in Australia. It turned out that, since I was buying my first house in Australia, I qualified for a " first home buyer's grant". Around $7000 in those days, although it later went up to $14000. If I'd been smarter, I could have got a second grant for my father, who emigrated with us.

Last year, to combat the recession, the government gave all taxpayers a $900 handout to spend as we chose. Most people got an imported plasma TV with it, which probably helped the economies of Taiwan and Korea a lot.

All this probably explains our 48% income tax rate.

Clive Harris

@Graham Bartlett

Yes, I agree with all you said. The engineering challenge is enormous, with a lot of complex, subtle problems. It reminds me a bit of the early development of the jet engine - simple in concept, but fiendishly difficult to get right, yet with the bonus that, when you have got it right, you end up with a massive improvement over the earlier technology. I'm told that the first prototype Prius, when first demonstrated to the Toyota top brass, rolled about 100 yards and then locked solid! The algorithm which balanced power flow between the two electric motors went into some sort of loop, something which the computer simulations hadn't predicted.

There is also the fear of, and resistance to, anything new and unfamiliar. I was told that the first Japanese-spec Prius had to have significant changes made for the USA market to give it more familiar-sounding engine noises, with some resulting loss of efficiency. Americans didn't like an engine whose revs were computer-controlled and bore little relationship to the actual road speed. A lot of work was put into making it sound like a "normal" car. (Something which an engineer probably wouldn't think of).

That hybrid explorer sounds a bit like the Lexus RX400H which my wife recently bought (second-hand). Basically an uprated Prius powertrain with an extra 90HP electric motor bolted onto the rear axle. It's a neat way of getting 4WD without needing a prop shaft or any sort of front/rear drive splitter. It basically works as front-wheel-drive at light loads and then engages the rear axle when needed. She won't let me drive it, but she seems to like it. I doubt if she'll ever take it off-road, but it looks reasonably capable if she did. Also, apparently Top Gear hated it, so it must be good!

Clive Harris

Not really

Ok, but it's still more complicated than a conventional transmission, and a lot more complicated than the Toyota system.

I think that the thing about the Toyota system is that, although it's mechanically simple, it's difficult to get it right. Apparently Toyota spend an enormous amount of time and money in doing that - and then patented it to the hilt (Understandably, to stop anyone else freeloading off their hard work). That's probably part of the reason Toyota's hybrids have a price premium (although it's starting to come down now) - they want to cover their R&D costs.

One criticism of the Toyota system is that the driving experience is unfamiliar, until you get used to it, which frightens off some people. (Things like engine sound, throttle response etc). The latest Prius seems to have been fitted with a fake "gearstick" to make things look more familiar (a bit silly, in my opinion).

I've heard about Honda's battery problems, but I don't think the use of Lithium Ion will solve them. This technology has an inherently short life, with wearout issues which are very difficult to overcome (they decay even when they're not being used). The alkaline technology used by Toyota is basically an environmentally-friendly development of the old NiFe/NiCd cell system (without the cadmium). These batteries last almost indefinitely when treated properly. I've had thirty-year-old NiFe cells still working OK. A big part of Toyota's work was getting that bit right, so the batteries could achieve their required lifetime. I'm hearing reports of batteries still going strong at 500000km and failure rates below 0.01%, so they seem to have succeeded there.

I've heard stories that some American company has a patent on environmentally-friendly alkaline batteries above 10 amp-hour. Apparently they're refusing to make any, or to licence anyone else to make them (an example of the broken US patent system). If it's true, it could help expain the preference for Lithium Ion, in spite of its problems.

Clive Harris

Toyota hybrid system complex?

I keep hearing this quoted, but I don't see how you come up with the idea that Toyota's hybrid system is complex. Sure, it's difficult to understand how it works, but, mechanically, it's just about the simplest transmission of any car currently made. It consists of a simple epicyclic gear mechanism (essentially a basic differential) plus two brushless electric motors, and that's about it. The clever bit is in the electronics that controls it. It doesn't actually have a "gearbox" as such, so all the complex and wear-prone bits like clutches, gear selectors, brake bands, etc are omitted. (Reverse is selected by cross-phasing the two motors) It also swallows up the functions of the alternator and starter motor, so that's another two bits you don't need to worry about.

This Honda system seems to be an electric motor bolted onto a conventional transmission, which must make it more complicated, with a lot more bits to go wrong.

Clive Harris
Pint

I once managed to get Guinness on prescription

It was about 30 years ago and I was in hospital recovering from a bad road accident (ironically caused by a drunk driver). I needed a "high-calorie, high-carbohydrate, high-iron, high-calcium" diet to build up body mass and get the bones to set quickly. They also needed to get my guts working again. I was prescribed Guinness and cheesecake on the NHS. I doubt if they do that sort of thing nowadays.

Clive Harris
Alert

Tesla Roadster for Australia (at twice the US price)

And in a breaking piece of news, it's just been announced that the Tesla Roadster electric supercar is about to be launched in Australia. It's quoted at $206000 plus on-the-road costs. That's about twice the price of the US model. Part of that is the "luxury car" tax, and part of it is the cost of modifying it to meet the peculiar Australian type approval requirements. But a 100% markup???

http://theage.drive.com.au/motor-news/its-electric-from-0-to-100-kmh-in-4-seconds-20110110-19l4i.html

Clive Harris

Markups by "official importers"

From what I've heard, the "official importers" are a large part of the problem. I've had this discussion several times with shopkeepers who sell mostly imported goods. The story is that they are forced to buy through these "official" sources who charge a massive markup for their services.

In one case, on a visit to England, I bought a pair of reasonably good handmade shoes for 80 pounds (around AU$125) - not cheap, but not exorbitant. A few months later, I took them to my local specialist shoe shop in Melbourne to get the heels fixed. He immediately remarked on my "$500 shoes", and asked where I had got them from. When I told him what I'd paid, he almost cried. He was paying much more than that wholesale. I immediately asked him why he didn't bypass the wholesaler and buy direct - he'd make a good profit even if he paid retail prices. His reply was that he wasn't allowed to. He'd be put out of business if he got caught, and so would the supplier who sold to him. Apparently, the manufacturers appoint a legally-enforcible "official distribution channel" for each country they export to, which must be used.

I had a similar experience with engine spares. I needed a new magneto for a small American-made agricultural engine (Briggs & Stratton). The best price I could get here was around $200. I got the part from an American online supplier for $30 plus $30 shipping. I then went back to my local shop to ask why they didn't use this supplier, and I got the same story. If they were caught, they'd be stripped of their dealership rights and forbidden to sell anything carrying the Briggs & Stratton logo (basically, just about all Australian agricultural equipment). The risk was too great.

This is not the only problem. In many cases Australia imposes stringent type-approval rules, which are deliberately kept out of step with the rest of the world (mostly to protect the local manufacturers - who are largely non-existent). This partly explains why imported cars in Australia are so late arriving and so expensive - it's not worth the manufacturers' efforts to make a special "Australian" version of everything.

However, I think a start could be made by outlawing the draconian practices of the manufacturers with their "official importer" rules, and their penalties for trying to bypass them.

Clive Harris

Taking wads of fake cash across the border. Legally!

Reminds me of an incident early in my career - late 70's or early 80's - when a colleague had to explain to French customs why he was carrying a suitcase full of fake banknotes into Orly Airport.

We were working for a company making banknote sorting machines (DeLaRue), and the machines were marketed on their ability to detect fakes.

The Bank of England keeps stocks of banknotes in most of the world's currencies, both genuine and forged, for reference purposes, and the company had an arrangement with them to borrow these for calibration purposes.

We had just sold a machine to a French bank and the engineer was flying over to commission it. As per our usual arrangements, he called in to the BoE to collect the mixture of real and fake banknotes kept for this purpose. He then phoned his contact in Paris to arrange a lift from the airport.

Unfortunately, the call was overheard and reported to the French police. As a result, he was arrested as soon as he landed. The customs officer asked him what was in the suitcase and he replies, quite truthfully "Forged banknotes".

He spent a couple of days in the cells before it was all sorted out and they managed to convince the police that, in this case, it was actually quite legal to be carrying forged money around!

Clive Harris
Linux

Linux kernel port?

I'm sure we could port the Linux kernel to it with a bit of effort.

Clive Harris

How do you prove slander?

How could I prove it? Two people contacted me after receiving these calls, but neither wanted to get involved. In the end, the two solicitors (mine and the agency's) just exchanged a few nasty letters, ran up some big bills and then called it quits.

I suppose, if I wanted to be nasty, I could name the agency, seeing as I'm now safely out of reach of UK libel laws, but it seems a bit pointless after all this time. Besides, I doubt if they're still in business, if that's how they treated their customers. I know my client company (who received one of their phone calls) stopped doing business with them after that.

Clive Harris
Unhappy

As a victim of...

As a victim of a frivolous libel suit, I'm all in favour of anything which weakens these stupid laws. The case never stood a chance, but it still cost me a lot of time, money and worry to defend myself.

The case itself? Well, a job agency offered me a contract extension, which I turned down (for various reasons). They retaliated by phoning everyone I might want to work for, spreading rumours about me in an attempt to make me unemployable. When I found out and complained, they declared my complaint letter to be libellous and sent their lawyers after me. (Apparently, their phone calls were not libellous, because they were not written down).

That was ten years ago, but I still have painful memories.

Clive Harris
Happy

It's your fault, you're just not cool enough

http://www.ubersoft.net/comic/hd/2010/06/wait-clique

Clive Harris
Flame

A fatal 38°C?

If you think that's fatal, you'd better not visit Australia. I don't think those police officers would last long here in Melbourne, Last summer I recorded 48°C one afternoon, and it was in the high 30's all week.. Now that's HOT. By the way, we didn't have air con in our house (Air con is for wimps).

Flames because... well, if you've experienced an Australian summer, you'd understand.

Clive Harris
Happy

"Do not join with the circuits of life"

I saw the above warning on a Chinese-made generator a while ago. I thought it was very poetic, something Confucius might have said.

The best safety warning I ever saw was in England, on an electricity sub-station:-

"Danger, medium voltage"

Clive Harris
Happy

Darwin award?

Well, someone's got to ask!

Did he do enough damage to himself to qualify for a Darwin award?

(i.e.did he remove himself from the gene pool?)

Clive Harris

Re. So, look...

<< isn't this what every private light-aircraft pilot is trained to do, even if only informally -- look for an open stretch of highway? >>

I'm not sure what they teach where you come from, but, over here in Australia that's the last place you'd try to land. Virtually all highways here are surrounded by overhead power and telephone lines. You (usually) won't survive hitting one of those.

I was taught to NEVER try landing on a highway. Much better a field, park, golf course or even a large backyard. You'll bend the aeroplane, but you've a fair chance of walking (or staggering) away. I've even heard of people surviving landing in a tree!

Clive Harris

Re: Battery life and replacement cost please

The current Prius battery carries an 8-year warranty, which was recently back-dated to cars bought earlier, and is expected to last much longer than that. According to my local Toyota dealer, no-one has yet succeded in wearing one out - even in laboratory tests.

Clive Harris
Happy

They wanted to call it Loathsome Longhorn...

but Microsoft beat them to it!

Clive Harris
Black Helicopters

Engine + Avionics for $20K?

They're allowing $20K for the engine and avionics! That's a bit optimistic. It wouldn't even cover the 1000hr overhaul for a standard Lycoming aero-engine. Last year someone at our flying club dinged the prop of a Cherokee in a heavy landing. The engine repairs alone came to $28K.

(Black helicopter because their engines are even more expensive!)

Clive Harris

Prius transmission

>>The Prius is horribly compromised and over complicated.<<

Sounds like someone doesn't have a clue how the Prius transmission actually works.

Do a Google on "Hybrid Synergy" if you want to get the details, but it's actually extremely simple and efficient - far simpler than the simplest manual gearbox in fact. That's probably what accounts for its legendary reliability and durability.

It has no clutch or torque converter. The gears are constantly meshed, so there are no brake bands, synchromesh or any other gear-changing mechanism. In fact there's no actual gearbox as such, unless you regard a differential as being a gearbox (in which case a normal car has two gear boxes).

The hybrid synergy transmission just consists of a simple differential mechanism surrounded by some very clever electronics. It an example of brilliant engineering - simple but very effective, with very little to go wrong. It combines the efficiency of a mechanical gearbox at high speeds with the high torque and continuously variable characteristics of an electric transmission at low speeds.

Also, can we stop the nonsense about battery durability. Toyota have just retrospectively increased the battery warranty to 8 years/160000KM. (I had a letter from them about it last week). How many other major car components have a warranty like that?

Clive Harris
Alien

Hoax theory - I don't think so

A few years ago I worked with a colleague who had been in the team at one of the Australian tracking stations. When I put the "Hoax theory" to him, he remarked that he had been responsible for aiming the dish himself. They pointed the dish in the right direction and received the expected data.

They picked up signals all the way to the moon, and they picked up signals all the way back again. Also, for several months afterwards, they also picked up signals from the stuff they left on the moon. His conclusion was that SOMETHING definitely went to the moon, SOMETHING definitely came back again and SOMETHING definitely stayed there. He commented that faking what he saw would have been a lot more expensive and difficult than doing it for real.

By the way, the Parkes dish is absolutely HUGE. I've stood next to it. You could build a small housing estate on it. I shouldn't think they would have had much trouble picking up a signal from the moon with that thing.

Of course, my colleague could just be part of the big conspiracy. Then again, so could I!

Clive Harris
Flame

"My computer is posessed by the Devil"

A few years back I had a frantic phone call from a lady . Her computer had become "possessed by the Devil" and could I come round right away, preferably with a priest. When I got there (without a priest), she demonstrated the problem. It was running Red Hat (version 8, I think) and the machine was in a darkened room with only the screen for illumination. About 10 minutes after switching it on, the screen suddenly darkened and then slowly lit up again with a display of flames. Slowly a large evil-looking head arose from the flames, with a sinister grin (it was also smoking a pipe, but I didn't notice that till later).

It was, of course, the "xflame" screen saver, but it gave me quite a shock, particularly in that darkened room. I can well understand an inexperienced and superstitious user assuming the worst. The exorcism consisted of deleting xflame from the list of screensavers. I decided not to worry her with stories about the daemons and zombies that habitually inhabit Linux/Unix boxes. After that, I removed xflame on all the linux boxes I commissioned, to prevent further callouts.

On a different note, a few weeks ago my daughter called me to say that "the internet was broken" and her mouse had "gone retarded". It eventually turned out she had let her pet rabbit loose in the room and it had acquired a taste for PVC. The ethernet cable was bitten clean through and the mouse cable had a series of tooth marks in it. I made her pay for the new mouse.

Xflames, of course

Clive Harris
Happy

TMS9900's and PDP11's

I can remember designing for the TMS9900 around 1980 - it was my first job out of university. I had to design both the hardware and the software - in those days, you were expected to be competent in both. The equipment we were designing was an industrial control system. Originally it was powered by a Texas 990 mini-computer, but we built out own CPU boards as soon as we could get hold of the 9900 chips - a big, expensive 64-pin chip in a white ceramic package.

They had a totally eccentric architecture, apparently deliberately designed to make them totally incompatible with everyone else's products. Once you started down the TI path, it was extremely difficult to switch to anything else. The address bus was numbered back-to-front (or was it the data bus - I can't remember now) and the peripheral chips would only work with the TI CPU's. They had the weird feature of keeping all the registers in RAM, apart from a single pointer register, so you could do a "context switch" (jumping to a different program), simply by changing that register. The theory was, apparently, that the speed of RAM was increasing so fast that the external RAM-based registers would soon be faster than internal ones. Later on we went to the cheaper TMS9981 and then the 9995, which was, I think, the end of the line for that range. The 9995 was a good processor, but it's non-standard architecture counted against it and it never really caught on.

Later, we designed a system which had two PDP11's working as intelligent disk drives (coupled to the infamous 300Mb disk packs) and a rack full of AMD bit-slice processors doing all the number-crunching - all controlled by a 6809! It was a data compression system using discrete-cosine transforms and was used by a big publishing house (Time-Life, I think), to send their pages by satellite to all the different printing presses. I think the FBI later bought one for storing fingerprints!

Happy days! Electronics isn't nearly such fun now.

Clive Harris
Happy

Prius Batteries

Actually the Prius battery comprises 168 cells, not 228 (that was the old Mk1 Prius). They're 1.2V Nickel-Metal-Hydride cells, arranged as 28 separate 6-cell batteries. The idea was that they could be re-furbished by replacing individual batteries, although, in practice, the batteries proved so reliable that no-one bothers to do it. The battery has a maximum current output of around 250A and is about the size of a slab of beer. (For non-Aussies, a "slab" is a standard shrink-wrapped pack of beer cans, containing about enough beer to keep an Australian going for one footy match, i.e. 24 cans)

A Lithium-Ion cell would have a much higher voltage than Nickel-Metal Hydride, so the battery would have fewer cells. However, I doubt whether they could attain the required durability and reliability. Alkaline-type rechargeable batteries (i.e. Nickel-Iron, Nickel-Cadmium, Nickel-Metal-Hydride etc) are renowned for durability if they're well looked-after - I've seem some 30-year-old batteries still going strong. I've never managed to get more than 3-4 years out of Lithium-ion batteries, though.

Clive Harris
Happy

Well, I'm happy

I've just got my Prius back from the repair yard, where it was being fixed after some moron ran into the back of me (he didn't see the road works).

So, no more waiting for slow, overcrowded, over-priced trains. No more being ferried around in the obsolete motorised dinosaurs that everyone else is driving. Even the sight of that disgusting Renault abortion doesn't spoil my happiness.

Clive Harris
Thumb Up

Can anyone name a sports car with FWD?

Mini Cooper?

I mean the real 1960's Cooper, not the more recent ersatz German one.

Pretty impressive in its day.

Clive Harris
Thumb Up

Hybrid vehicle definition

It seems that, at least in California, any car with two power sources can be classed as a hybrid, and claim all the privileges that go with it. Have a look at this website.

http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/street-legal-jet-powered-vw-beetle

The owner added a jet engine to his VW beetle... and then managed to get it classified as a street-legal hybrid!

I think it could probably give my Prius a run for its money, and it's a good answer to tailgaters, but I could probably beat him on fuel economy.

Clive Harris
Unhappy

Fled the country in 2000

When IR35 was first proposed, a small band of us got together to convince the government that they were making a disastrous mistake. For over a year we campaigned, petitioned parliament, paid for expert studies, tried to inform the press, tried to make the professional institutions understand what was going on ... everything we could think of. I had my face plastered over the newspapers several times. It soon became obvious we were talking to a brick wall. Repeated sham "consultations" with government officials (primarily the cronies of "Red" Dawn Primerola), in which our representatives were invited to make presentations to parliament and then shut out of the very meetings we were invited to. It became clear that this was not an honest exercise in closing a tax loophole, but blatent class warfare.

The end came for me when my MP told me that, basically, I was being punished for having prospered under Margaret Thatcher. He also warned me that, being so conspicuous, I was a prime target for a revenge attack from Red Dawn and her gang. He advised me to flee the country while I had the chance. I closed my business (which had been contributing a fortune in tax to the Revenue), sold the house and took my family to Australia.

Many thousands of others took the same advice. The "Brain Drain" resumed in earnest, and the best and brightest of Britain's engineers and IT specialists took their talents overseas. (It's debatable as to whether I was part of the "Brain Drain" or the "Freak Leak")

I wonder if anyone will know for sure how much damage was done to Britain by that act of vindictive stupidity. Even now, I keep bumping into new "IR35 refugees" over here in Australia - I met another one only last week.

I briefly visit the UK on holiday last year. It's a very pretty country, but I don't belong there now. The country's leaders said loudly and clearly that my kind are not wanted there, and the voters confirmed their verdict at the next election. I don't think I'll return. It's not my country any more.

Clive Harris
Joke

Carby ice?

When will the pilots admit that they forgot to engage their carburettor heaters?

Explanation for non-flyboys: Every student pilot has it dinned into him from the start of basic training - always switch on carby heat as you begin your final descent, to stop the carburettor(s) icing up.

Clive Harris
Thumb Up

@ brainwrong

<<Ice is more dense than aviation fuel, so will not float on the surface, out of harms way>>

The trouble is that doesn't happen with jet fuel (Avtur). The water content tends to stay suspended in the fuel, causing it to thicken as it freezes. Unlike petrol (Avgas), where the water generally sinks to the bottom and can be caught in the various sumps and drain points in the fuel system. From my experience, checking out an Avgas-fueled aircraft that's been standing in the rain for a few days, you generally find traces of water in a least one of the drain points. I haven't flown jets, but I think the pre-flight checks include draining a fuel sample and mixing it with a special water-detecting paste.

Interestingly, the original Boeing 707 was intended to run on petrol, for this reason. However, improvements in fuel refining led to a decision to use kerosene, which has a higher energy content.

Clive Harris
Happy

Re: What, no Toyota Prius insults?

Keep it up. .. but you were supposed to be insulting my Prius, not my zero-turn lawnmower! I have to admit though, you described the performance of the lawnmower pretty well!

Clive Harris
Flame

What, no Toyota Prius insults?

Surely this is the ideal opportunity to make some more wildly inaccurate, bigoted criticisms of the Toyota Prius. Where are they?

Please, I need to get another second-hand Prius soon and these constant criticisms help to drive the second-hand price down to something I can afford.

Clive Harris
Pirate

Transmission?!

<<For a further refinement, do away with the steering rack! Let each wheel steer independently, and control the steering by varying the relative speeds of the motors on each side: the car will turn towards whichever side is moving more slowly.>>

That's how you control a "zero-turn" ride-on mower. Anyone who's tried driving one would understand why it's a BAD IDEA. As soon as one of the driven wheels slips, or it's transmission fails, the whole thing swerves violently and uncontrollably to that side. Even at 10MPH it's terrifying. Since buying the thing last year, I've driven it into a ditch after hitting a patch of mud, and then walloped the side of my car with it when a throttle return spring fell off while I was parking it.

Clive Harris
IT Angle

Interesting story about origin of Narnia books

There's an interesting story about the first Narnia book "The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe". The inside cover always carries a dedication to "Lucy Barfield", who was the daughter of Lewis' solicitor, Owen Barfield. The book and the dedication were a gift to Owen after he had got Lewis out of some serious legal strife caused by his extreme generosity, coupled with financial cluelessness.

Lewis never had much idea about money and, when his books started to sell, he gave all the money away - reasoning that he should be able to live on his salary as a university lecturer. He never kept records and it never occurred to him that the taxman might need to get involved. After quite a few years, the inland revenue finally caught up with him and, since he'd given all the money away, with no records of who he's given it to, he was in a lot of trouble. In one of his books he described a visit to the tax office and his encounter with "that loathsome creature behind the counter".

Barfield eventually got him out of the mess and, apparently, wouldn't accept any payment. The book was Lewis' way of thanking him. Truly a most remarkable man.

No IT angle whatsoever. Lewis hated technology and never even worked out how to drive a car, but still very interesting.

Clive Harris

Prius at Bonneville

There's an interesting website (I can't remember the URL right now), describing the adventures of a Prius at the Bonneville speed trials, a couple of years back. The team bypassed the governor (which limits it to 105MPH) and locked the differential. They also modified the tyres and suspension to cope with the surface, but the engine and transmission were otherwise normal. I can't remember the exact speed they recorded, but it was slightly over 134MPH on the final run (that's around 216KPH).

Considering the market for the Prius is officially dead, I think the million plus sales recorded are quite interesting. I wonder how many they'd sell if the market wasn't dead?

Have I finally had the last word on this topic? - Or will someone else add something? Watch this spot!

Clive Harris

How to get 120HP from a 76HP engine

OK, There have been some fair comments made, and the concept behind the hybrid transmission is difficult to grasp. I seem to have unwittingly become an unofficial spokesman for the hybrid "religion", so I'll try to explain the technology. I assume that Register readers are technically literate and of above average intelligence, so I'll now explain how to bend the laws of physics without actually breaking them.

The first thing to get straight is that the Hybrid-vs-Diesel argument is a red herring or, as we say over here, a complete Furphy (look up the origin of that phrase of you want). The hybrid concept is a type of TRANSMISSION, not a type of ENGINE. It just happens to be simpler to attach it to a petrol engine than to a Diesel engine, for various technical reasons which I won't go into. Its main feature is that it makes it possible to have a peak power much greater than the available engine power. Thus most hybrid cars have much better performance than their raw engine power would seem to suggest. Over here in Australia the 1.5 litre Prius is reckoned to have about the same performance as a typical 2.5-3.0 litre Aussie car.

Also, in the Toyota system, it acts as a very efficient automatic transmission which has an infinitely variable gear ratio with very few moving parts. The Toyota "Hybrid Synergy" system is very clever (I wish I'd thought of it), but very simple mechanically. It just consists of a simple epicyclic gear mechanism (basically a type of differential) coupled to two electric motor/generators. The clever part is in the electronics. By controlling the power feed between the two motor/generators and the battery, any gear ratio can be selected from full forward through neutral to reverse, all without any mechanical gear changing. Also, over most of the speed range, most of the engine power is going through the highly efficient gear mechanism, rather than through the less efficient generator -> motor route. Unfortunately, Toyota protected the essentials of the idea very effectively with a series of patents, which is why none of the other manufacturers can use it (although I believe GM is negotiating a licence deal with them)

To explain the concept more thoroughly, I'll now quote from a blog entry I wrote in one of the Australian newspapers. This particular quotation was made in response to a suggestion that hybrid cars were "cheating" by storing vast amounts of energy in the battery where it couldn't easily be measured. Here goes: First the quotation and then my reply

>> Given that the energy stored in the battery can only come from energy from the fuel burnt in the engine (or braking) it would only be fair to compare a Prius' fuel economy with other cars, starting with an EMPTY battery. I suspect that this does not occur so the figures we see are 'artificial'.>>

No Paul. You've misunderstood the hybrid concept. The energy stored in the battery is tiny - a few spoonfuls of petrol at most. Its purpose is to provide a buffer between the energy output of the engine and the (constantly varying) energy demand made by the driver. This allow the engine to always work at or near its most efficient point.

Let me explain. The efficiency of a petrol engine varies enormously, depending on speed, throttle setting, temperature and several other factors. At its best it's reasonably good - around 30%, or a bit higher for the Prius, which runs an "Atkinson" cycle. This is achieved with a wide-open throttle at low revs - in other words, when it's labouring. At its worst, when idling in traffic, its efficiency is zero - it's burning petrol and going nowhere. Unfortunately, a labouring engine gives a rotten driving experience and we spend far too much time in traffic jams.

The trouble with a normal car is that the engine is the only source of motive power, so it has to be sized to provide the maximum power you'll ever need, even though you may only need that much power for a few seconds every day. Most of the time you're using less than 10% of that power, which means the engine is working in a very inefficient part of its operating range. Also, the engine speed is tied to the road speed, through the gearbox. Even the best gearbox can't keep the engine at its most efficient speed over much of that range.

The hybrid concept is to size the engine according to the average power demand (plus a decent safety margin), and then use the battery plus electric motor to smooth out the peaks.

The fact is that, in most cars, you can't apply peak power for more than about 10-15 seconds, or you'd be breaking the speed limit. The battery only needs to cope with that short-term peak, plus a safety margin to cope with unusual conditions such as steep hills.

The result is that the petrol engine can be made much smaller and lighter. Moreover, since it's controlled by the on-board computer, it's always run close to its most efficient point (It's not directly connected to the wheels). For example, when going downhill or decelerating, it is often stopped altogether (Also, the surplus power is collected and put back in the battery, rather than heating up the brakes). Similarly, when crawling through traffic jams, it's just run for a few seconds every few minutes to keep the battery topped up. By the way, the heating and air-con are driven from an on-board three-phase power bus, just like in a building. All this is done automatically. You don't need to think about it - just drive it.

The overall effect is that, although all the power comes ultimately from the petrol engine, the engine is always running at or near the point where it gives the best efficiency and least exhaust emissions. In contrast, a normal car engine spends most of its time a long way away from that point.

Clive Harris
Happy

How do you like it cooked?

<<If Clive whatisname can really get an equivalent of 66 UK MPG out of a Prius in normal driving, I will eat my own left leg.>>

Sure - how would you like it cooked? With fries? Ketchup?

I have to keep records for the taxman, so my side of the deal should be easy.

I find the rabid hatred of hybrids quite interesting, but I suppose it's inevitable from someone who's invested heavily in an obsolete technology and who can't admit they're wrong.

Some of the replies seem to be coming from people who are using their cars to compensate for other, more personal, problems. I would have thought those pills we're constantly being offered on the internet would be cheaper and more effective. As for me, when I need an adrenalin rush, I drive the Prius down to the local flying club and hire out a Piper Cherokee for the afternoon. Top speed, quite legal, of around 180MPH (VNE = 160Knot IAS, to be exact), very noisy, horribly expensive to run, and terribly bad for the environment (high-octane leaded petrol at 38litres/hr) - well, I reckon the environment owes me something.

By the way, I passed a BMW320 on the way to work this morning. I didn't get a very good view - he couldn't keep up with me - but, from what I could see, it had less useful passenger space than me.

Clive Harris
Happy

Various comments

<< But balanced against that is the huge complexity of that technology,>>

Actually, the Prius is mechanically much simpler than a normal car - no gearbox, no torque converter, no clutch - just a "power-splitting device", which is basically a simple differential mechanism. The complexity is in the electronics.

<<the costs, and the difficulty of recycling much of the battery waste>>

The battery generally lasts at least as long as a normal car engine, if not more. There are plenty around with 250000 miles on the clock, doing taxi duty. It doesn't contain anything particularly nasty - no lead, cadmium, lithium, heavy metals, (plutonium?), sulphuric acid or anything like that. It can also be refurbished by swapping out any dud cells, but there aren't enough wearing out (if any) to make that worthwhile yet.

By the way, I thought everyone knew by now about that story about the "highly polluting nickel mine" supplying batteries for the Prius. It was just an exercise in creative writing by a student. It has no factual basis whatsoever. The mine does actually exist, but it was cleaned up many years ago, long before they started making the Prius.

The story about the Prius using more energy than a Hummer was just a wind-up. Surely no-one seriously believes that .. do they?

Regarding the other aspects of manufacturing the Prius, it has a slightly higher "embedded energy" than an equivalent "normal" car, due to the use of light-weight materials, but the difference is recouped within around 10000-15000 miles. The real figures are widely available, I suggest you look them up.

<<It sounds like you're from the US, which means your gallon is about 1.2 x bigger than the unit we use in the UK>>

No, I was talking about the real full-size four-and-a-half-litre imperial gallon - do the maths and check.

Clive Harris
Happy

Real-world fuel consumption

>> My BMW 320d is giving me a nice 60+ mpg thanks, it's also a lot faster than a Prius =].<<

Real-world fuel consumption? Or something plucked from a sales brochure, measured under totally unrealistic laboratory conditions? The manufacturer's quoted figure is 6.0l/100km, which is approximately 47MPG, (or about 7.9l/100Km in town) so I have good cause to doubt your figures.

Show me some real-world figures if you want me to believe you. Here are my figures, measured over about 2 1/2 years of daily commuting:

Distance covered: 80694 km (50370.8 miles)

Fuel used: 4041.31 litres

(Measured from 23/01/06 to 15/07/08)

(I'm an engineer, so I like to measure things and get precise figures)

As for speed, I would suggest that both cars have precisely the same top speed (which was 70MPH in the UK, last time I was there) - unless you have some disposition to ignore speed limits.

You may reach that speed slightly earlier, although if your car is anything like the Mercedes diesel I used to own (one of the first turbo-charged common-rail jobs), I doubt if there's much in it. The 400nm of torque from the Prius (available at zero RPM) gives a surprisingly rapid take-off. The main limitation is tyre traction - flooring the gas pedal at the traffic lights usually results in an embarrassing wheelspin.

Also, what are your fuel consumption and exhaust emission figures like when you're sitting stationary in a traffic jam, in sweltering heat with the air-con on full? The figures for the Prius are precisely zero - its climate control is driven from an internal 200V 3-phase bus.

By the way, what's the price of Diesel like in the UK now? Over here in Australia it's around 30% more than petrol, courtesy of the Asian boom in construction and air travel. (Diesel is made from the same stuff as jet fuel)

Of course, the ideal solution would be a Diesel hybrid, combining the best of both technologies, but there are real technical problems with that combination, which have not yet been overcome (Diesels react badly when constantly started and stopped - a necessary feature of a practical hybrid system)

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