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96 posts • joined Monday 27th April 2009 12:20 GMT

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C Yates
Trollface

Re: Obviously!

Do not feed the trolls!

C Yates
Happy

I wonder what they would name a true IE6 fix...

uninstall.exe? :)

C Yates
Happy

Indeed...

It's the first time I've ever heard of anything like this occuring. :)

C Yates

BSc, MIT, BTEC, CCNA, DVLA, TLA and lord of the known universe

C Yates
Happy

Re: This

Good on you!

There's always Apple! They never impinge on anyone's priv... oh wait!

Still, there is Microsoft, THEY never imp.... oh wait!

Look on the bright side, at least when Google do it, it's mostly for free =)

C Yates
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Re: Better late than never ?

Well said; one of the reasons (naive as they are) for getting a bloody Mac in the first place!

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Re: Sir

I agree with you Mr Spoon, alas when it came to voting not even Jar Jar Binks, the introduction of midichlorians (thereby dispelling the magic) or annoying Anakin shouting "yippieeeee" could tip the scales against the utter piece of shite that was Highlander 2.

At least Star Wars had a semi-decent plot which the original trilogy could follow on from... But it might come a close second :P

C Yates
Happy

Pretty good for an ex-lorry driver!

This guy has done slightly-well for himself :)

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Re: Preview pics on an LCD screen has a patent?

"I thought there was a "non-obvious" requirement?"

Presumably Apple couldn't patent being a bunch of w*nkers then...

C Yates
Trollface

Maybe they'e copying Apple?

Imagine how good all this would look on Apple's new Mountain Yak OS (TM) :D

C Yates

While I don't disagree

Wouldn't giving it back to her lessen the impact of his message?

Couldn't she see it as "daddy having his joke" and not learn anything from it?

C Yates
Pint

Amen

Plus pretty much the only time she will learn these lessons are when something like this happens.

C Yates
Black Helicopters

You only saw him shoot the laptop...

It had its lid down, it was carefully placed on the grass.

If it had been me, I would have stripped the major components prior to the shooting - who's to say he didn't? He certainly had the knowhow, enough time and he did plan it all out...

C Yates
Happy

@ Lee

I couldn't agree with you more (though you could have just written that into one paragraph *snigger* =P)

I myself have 3 CV's; each customised for the different fields I'm applying for.

All irrelevant crap, GCSE grades have gone byebye because they're now irrelevant and I actually need the space! I agree with a lot of the folks here, page one is the "impact" page, the one I try to make count.

To the OP of this mini-thread: you just carry on with your 9 page effort, you're making it much easier for me even though you're doubtlessly better equipped for the job =P"

C Yates
Happy

Normal for Norfolk :)

This kinda reminds me of the Norfolk woman who had "Do not resucsitate" tattooed to her chest and "PTO" on her back :)

(http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-14802369)

Password tattoos anyone? :D

C Yates
Black Helicopters

Couldn't agree more!

You're far better people than me in allowing people free access. I think my wireless network is the only one bothering to use any encryption in my street.

I've even warned some of the neighbours about this sorta thing only to have them shrug!

I suppose the silver lining is in that anyone wanting to get upto something will leave my connection alone as it's easier to access SKY181 or [insert_easily_researchable_router_model_with_default_admin_passwords] down the road... *shrug* =)

C Yates
Happy

I may be bald...

But I'm furtile =D

*suggestive wiggle*

C Yates
Troll

You fool!

Unless we read about it we can't disapprove! :)

C Yates
Happy

Beat me to it!!

Not literally :D

C Yates
Pint

Black ops reminds me a lot of COD5: World at war

There's this whole feeling of it being the 'halfway' thing before the next good COD game comes out... kinda like what Vista was to 7. But I guess this is what happens when you try to goad your dev's into rushing a new version out each year to milk the franchise - it lacks love.

There're a lot of good features; I like not instantly dying everytime some git summons a helicopter for instance - a good nerf for those who don't dedicate their whole life to learning everything about the game just to enjoy it. The whole game just seems to lack polish for me...

C Yates
Happy

You shouldn't let it put you off...

If you think like this you'll never experience anything :)

As long as you're sensible, you should be fine.

(Why do you need to put in your address or phone number if the people already know you!?)

C Yates
FAIL

@Mr Coward

Part of the 'standards' process involves considering the users or "freetards" as you so colourfully describe them. (See your own link.)

Perhaps you yourself should think yourself before spouting off.

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RE: Do you really think...

"None of you freetards have picked up on the fact the h.264 is *the* industry standard"

And now there's going to be a new one which we don't have to pay for.

This is how standards are made you moron.

C Yates
Happy

Re: Re: So, so jaded.

Am I the only one getting slightly turned on by that comment?

In retrospect I should have probably posted anon :)

C Yates
Happy

maybe the hackers are wonwry?

couldn't resist =)

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Happy

To be fair...

She only wanted a go on his joystick =)

C Yates
Troll

Points for trolling =)

So shameless :D

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RE KarlTH

It's like Tom 35 says, we don't have any choice - management demand that level of access.

Plus much of our infrastructure is old and we cannot afford to replace it in the current climate, so whilst the likes of the AV is new the hardware it runs on could use an update.

It comes down to the age-old battle between security and usability.

Are you one of the "idiots" who puts that much crap into builds that NOBODY can use it?

C Yates
Grenade

They discover this NOW!?

Anyone would think they NEVER have to use a machine with an AV installed!

We have Kasp installed at our place and it does exactly what it says on the tin... while at the same time making the machine run like an utter dog.

Like the article says, most people end up disabling it, which has been the reason for the last four outbreaks...

morons!

C Yates

D3 to be out at the end of 2011 apparently...

The Chinese general manager of Blizzard apparently lost his job over the leak too...

http://www.geekosystem.com/blizzard-leak-titan/

C Yates
Welcome

I absolutely agree!

You've just named about every mainstream overbloated piece of crap there is going!

(I don't WANT reader to do anything other than open PDF's, if I did I would use reader pro FFS)

Thank god for QT and Adobe Reader lite builds.

C Yates
Happy

where do I sign up? =)

and? =)

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Happy

*snigger*

=D

C Yates
Megaphone

It's a bit of fun!

Lighten up for christ's sake!

C Yates
Happy

Do I get a cookie? :D

I chose to do C++ =D

But then again, I'm employed :)

C Yates
Gates Halo

The only thing that would make me willingly upgrade...

... would be if they actually lowered the mimumum spec of the hardware it had to run on.

If they could make it look good and run fast without needing more than 256MB of RAM (on a P3? :) I'd be willing to give it a go =)

C Yates
Happy

Spaceballs ftw!

What's your password??

1... 2... 3... 4...

1234? that's the sort of password an IDIOT would have on his matched luggage!

=D

C Yates
Happy

Are you serial? =D

Couldn't resist ^_^

With you 100% on the toolbar thing though - I believe apps that install their own toolbars result result in a lengthy jail term and some knuckle breaking...

C Yates
Alert

*facepalm*

There's always one... =)

C Yates

btw

flapdoodle!? O_o

C Yates
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Pure quality!!! =D

Thanks to AC for that link - brightened up a horrible day.

I must quote this for those of you not bothered to follow the link:

"The planned "ultra-mosque" will be a staggering 5,600ft tall – more than five times higher than the tallest building on Earth – and will be capped with an immense dome of highly-polished solid gold, carefully positioned to bounce sunlight directly toward the pavement, where it will blind pedestrians and fry small dogs. The main structure will be delimited by 600 minarets, each shaped like an upraised middle finger, and housing a powerful amplifier: when synchronised, their combined sonic might will be capable of relaying the muezzin's call to prayer at such deafening volume, it will be clearly audible in the Afghan mountains, where thousands of terrorists are poised to celebrate by running around with scarves over their faces, firing AK-47s into the sky and yelling whatever the foreign word for "victory" is."

ROFL ^^

C Yates
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Too true (@BenR)

Recently a member of our staff had her purse nicked. Said member was able to get CCTV footage from the petrol station, yet the police were unable to use it because it wasn't in a format that they recognised.

All it took was the download of a trial edition of the software the cctv system used (identified by googling the file extension) and lo and behold I had the footage within an hour.

Oddly enough they didn't catch the guy =P

C Yates

Blame the hackers!

At the end of the day the two up on manslaughter charges didn't write the virus, okay they were negligent (and it cost lives), but it should really be whatever hacking group who face the charges.

Maybe if they tracked more of the lil bastards down it'd put them off...

C Yates
Happy

iPlayer Grabber

Brilliant app for mac users (sorry everyone else, I'm not trying to be a git on purpose :P), saves files as mp4!

C Yates
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Too true!

It's the age-old battle between security and usability, and as ever the best way is a balanced approach.

Not looking forward to the start of a new school term with kiddywinks who STILL use an entire sentence as their password (30chars +), then asking for a reset despite being told to use something sensible.

(Though it is quite amusing to watch their red faces when you delete that extra space they'd added after their username in the login box...)

C Yates
Happy

You forgot the raptor pit and the crocodile on a rope!

=D

C Yates
Troll

You're either a troll or a moron...

Idiot.

C Yates
Unhappy

"You smell and you have no friends."

*sniffle* =.(

C Yates
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"it promptly got in touch with Google"

*snigger*

C Yates
Happy

I saw your reply and thought of this...

http://xkcd.com/323/

Quality =)

C Yates
FAIL

That's all very well... (@Steve and all his wonderful mates)

but realID was bugged from the off allowing people to get your details through addons (you had to setup parental controls to opt out properly).

Reading some of the things that went on (and laughing), I'm glad they're not gonna go through with it.

(source: http://www.geekosystem.com/blizzard-real-id-what-weve-learned/)

I prefer my "real-life" friends to stay in real-life personally, just because you want the whole world and his dog to know you're on a raid and should be called Steve doesn't mean everyone else wants to.

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