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7 posts • joined 1 May 2007

BMW helps nail 105mph V-sign biker

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What the?

How on earth did they get his registration number then? The article implies he was dissin' a front facing camera (i've, err...done the same myself on occasion so I'd *really* like to know ;)

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Terminator kill-bots to be run by system called 'Skynet'

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it's so sad

I don't know what's sadder, the binary above or the fact that I bothered to translate it :(

Ah well..

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Half a million kids' DNA on UK police database

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re:At the age of 16, your criminal record gets wiped

You reckon? Think again. This is a good example of why we shouldn't trust what these people say - it isn't worth the constitution it's written on.

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MoD to publish secret UFO files

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Government vs Military

Whilst I agree with the above comment about the ineptitude of Governments, it is well within the realms of possibility that the military can cover something up - after all they keep secrets about stuff all the time - they probably even have a special department like "Keepers of the Secrets that we don't want nobody's Peepers to peep".......err or something.

Anyway, the truth is never 'out there', it's always 'in here' :P

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Orange doles out an IOU to Christian pareidolians

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eh? what?

Everyone seems to be missing the point here.

WTF does "pareidolians" mean?

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'Rally my inflated ego', declares Nicolas Sarkozy

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"French TV subtitler"

If that's the same as a "translator" then he is within his rights to translate the real meaning of the phrase, regardless of the actual words used. <humour>Seems to me like the French have lost their famous sense of humour </humour>

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Study: Idiots may cause data-center apocalypse

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Two birds - one stone = happy bunnies

They should build all datacenters with swimming pools on the roof (away from the microwave dishes). Not only would this be an ideal heat-sink it would also provide something to do at lunch when you're 10 miles from the nearest pub.

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