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* Posts by Liam Thom

82 posts • joined Monday 2nd February 2009 20:46 GMT

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Liam Thom
Happy

Servers

You can diss Linux all you like, but half the Internet runs very well on it.

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Joke

Comment

I like the way you put the "comment" section at the bottom half of the page so that we know which half you have presented an opinion on and which half you have recreated without any bias or spin whatsoever.

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Re: Good on 'em

WTF? Breeding cattle for slaughter in no way excludes people from caring about their animals' welfare. You ruined a good point about transportation by showing your bigotry.

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Re: Units and comparisons...

And speeds should be in knots. km/h is not metric and is an abomination. If you must use metric then m/s would be correct.

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Flame

It's not a fucking gas station.

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Re: 60mph

Apologies - force 10.

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WTF?

60mph

The only reason why a 60mph wind had any publicity is because it landed over a very populated part of the USA. There is nothing exceptional about a force 11 hitting land just the reaction to it in the media.

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Stop

iGoogle

They are killing that too. And that is really useful.

Not going to miss Google Reader - Thunderbird does the same job. Not fair for those that do use it though.

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FAIL

Foreign muck

Serves people right for not buying British.

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Stop

Frying of testicles

Does it come with aluminium gooly protection?

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Shame the sun didn't come out

Or is London always covered in cloud?

Good effort otherwise.

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Mushroom

Good to see...

...El Reg is prepared to write bollocks on both side of the argument.

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Unhappy

Login

Little bit of a bugette in the password section.

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Hydrogen

If everybody is driving round in cars powered by hydrogen fuel cells then it doesn't matter what time of day the electricity is generated, it can be used to create hydrogen.

If.

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Thumb Up

I want it

and I want it now.

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WTF?

All been done before.

Auberon Waugh proposed something similar years ago for tabloid newspapers.

He called it the Nipple Tax.

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Boffin

Global cooling

I hope the global warming fanatics are right. I am terrified the world might get colder.

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Could be useful

All this needs is some device that pulls the paper taut and presents it to the user in a vertical format.

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Joke

Deleted Facebook

If they have actually managed to delete a Facebook account then these guys are good. That's degree level stuff.

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Alert

Trust

"but we'll trust the NCDC to have made the appropriate adjustments."

Why would we do that?

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Coat

Not good enough

We clearly have a lot of catching up to do with the USA.

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Meh

Quantal Quetzal

Really?

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FAIL

Crack down on this evil....

Something must be done about all these sodding pop-ups warning us about the bleeding obvious.

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Re: Bloody annoying

Session parameters in a URL? Why would you use such a clumbsy tool when you could use an (almost) universally accecpted method of dropping a harmless text file on a user's computer?

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Megaphone

No shit Sherlock

You wouldn't expect them to publish the truth given that anybody over the mental age of 6 can see this floatation was hugely over-valued.

Wonder if they will all end up like Alan Stamford.

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Stop

Behaving like Jonny Foreignor

Glad to see we are taking the same policy towards stupid European legislation as all the other victims of the EU - by basically ignoring it.

Liam Thom

Re: Err...

Anybody that says writing HTML from scratch isn't coding is just splitting hairs. Just because HTML is easy doesn't make it not code. You have to teach HTML before you can teach PHP or ASP anyway.

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FAIL

Friends Reunited

Facebook is the very definition of a financial bubble. It is overpriced, has tiny margins and its value is based on the expectation of continuing rapid future growth. I can see the share offering being a resounding success for six months and then a lot of investors realising they have bought vouchers for magic beans.

The internet is littered with failed social networks and even if Facebook is not one of them it is almost inconceivable that it will ever be producing enough profit to justify a £100bn capitalisation.

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FAIL

Impressive

Searched for "web designers isle of wight" and got the Yell page for jewellers as the only result. They may need to tweak their algorithms just a fraction.

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WTF?

Good to know...

...our taxes continue to well spent.

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Mushroom

It's on the interwebs...

... so it must be true.

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Big Brother

Do I look bovvered?

Am very relaxed about Google harvesting this information. It makes Android satellite navigation one of the best at finding your position. And I do not broadcast my wi-fi name anyway.

However they would have much better publicity about the database of SSIDs if they hadn't "accidentally" sucked up all the internet data in the process. That was really naughty.

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Meh

Congratulations

...on ticking a box.

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Unhappy

I said God Damn!

God damn the pusher man.

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WTF?

Emperor's new clothes etc

Is there anything new that you couldn't do with tables 15 years ago? Or are they not cool enough?

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Stop

In its defence...

DAB good, FM good.

They are both working side by side now. Lots of choice. Why bugger it up and turn off the FM signal and deprecate a billion transistors? Let's just keep it as it is with FM filling the gaps and DAB providing a much better service where it is available.

The only change needed is extending the range of BBC stations on DAB.

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So not GoDaddy's fault then

Big boy done it and run away.

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Coat

ITV?

Are they still going?

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Boffin

What, all of them?

You want him to delete all the sans-serif fonts?

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Megaphone

The beta is so fantastic...

...I switched to Mint.

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Unhappy

frickin laser?

No "frickin laser" today? The Register is getting serious.

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FAIL

However...

The electric cars you mention in the end of the article are the saviour of uncertain electricity production because, together with some cunning electronics, they allow batteries to be charged when there is a force 5. As long as people don't press the "I need to charge my car now and bugger the squirrels" button.

Also the whole point of a national grid is that you even power out over the whole country. It would be a very large high pressure system that stopped all wind in all of the United Kingdom including the off-shore wind farms.

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Badgers

Yes cars

Works very well in cars. Works well in houses too. And outside. No wi-fi needed.

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Stop

Freetard retard.

Didn't like Unity so went back to Gnome...

... with no clock and no entry signs for battery, Bluetooth and Wi-fi. And no icon to log out so I can go back to Unity.

Must not install beta versions. Must not install beta versions. etc.

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FAIL

It will be no good.

By the law of every second Microsoft OS is a turd, this one will be a turd.

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FAIL

I for one...

... think the studies quoted in the article are bunkum. If you keep the old software and hardware then you don't need to train people which has to be cheaper than new licenses, new boxes of chips and 10 days of Powerpoint presentations to teach people about the Office Ribbon.

Does the ecological effects of all this throwing away of perfectly good kit not get a mention?

Surely reconditioning and reformatting have to be the best way forward. Recession or otherwise. Do it for the polar bears.

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End of an era, etc

And then they can put the Space Shuttle in a museum next to the Harrier and Concorde and any other cutting edge technologies that have been discontinued and not replaced.

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Joke

Wait for it

Do you think they can do anything about the one dimensional acting?

Actually the CGI was a bit clunky. Bit of a remix can't hurt.

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WTF?

How big?

Quote: since the average Web page size is 1.3 MB

That's just wrong. According to Google in May last year it was 320kB.

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FAIL

They're doomed...

...until they don't let the likes of HTC put their Interfaces over those boring squares.

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