Is it worse than the story about a wizard from Hogwarts improving the de-icing ability of rock-salt by saying some funny words and sprinkling it with homeopathic water?
Posts by BristolBachelor
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Bagged salad contained decomposed AVIAN CORPSE
Samsung pulls Galaxy Tab Android 3.2 update
US student to fill heavens with Sprites
I suppose that it's possible, with about the same probability of you throwing a brick up in the air and taking out an airplane. (throwing while standing under a parked plane doesn't count!)
These things will be released at a lower altitude than sats normally orbit (hence why they won't last long)
Enormous orbiting solar raygun power plants touted
The plan I saw had the beam hitting the earth with about 1kW/M², which is about the same as the power from the sun (in countries other than the UK where it is cloudy instead). The advantage over pure solar power on the ground was 24hour power, except for 70 minutes eclipses during the equinoxes, and better efficiency of the beam receiving equipment.
The orbital slots were on the GEO belt. The gaps between sats up there is still big enough that we could fit a few of these in there. Plus it hasn't been said anywhere, but taking a miserly 4-16kW of the juice to run a few bent-pipe TV relays won't really hurt the power generation of the satellite. In fact, selling payload space might help pay for the things.
LHC results may solve riddle of how universe can exist
Probably, yes.
Here where we are now, everything is matter, and here too, all the isomers are right-handed.
However over there (points); everything is anti-matter and the isomers are left-handed. Probably the aliens are also silicon based, although sure as eggs, James T. Kirk will get it away with one of them.
NASA working on nuclear rocket for manned Mars trips
At the risk of more downvotes (wtf?). The problem with setting up production on the moon, is that all the equipment to mine, refine and manufacture has a LOT of mass. You would need to be building a hell of a lot up there for it to be less mass sending all that equipment, rather than just launching a few rockets to Mars.
Of course, if we start building ships on the scale of Star Trek, then the moon makes more sense.
Tell us Anonymous Coward; how long is this economic crisis going to last? How long is it since the last one?
Does than mean all projects longer than this period should NEVER happen, because who knows; there might be an economic crisis along any moment!
Also, as has already been said; the money spent on this is nothing in comparison to other things. Instead, go and annoy your elected representative about how much money is spent in your name on WAR.
Dud Mars probe's explosion will spare Earth's cities
It is a sad state of afairs that a lot of their tech has just wasted away sitting around outside :( In it's day, it did fly, and automatically too, up and back by itself.
If they had caught the capitalism virus sooner, they could've sold all the stuff to museums to be displayed and looked after like the US shuttles. (There is a reasonably well conserved Soyuz in the space museum in Leicester by the way)
The thing is that most of the probe is actually the spacecraft to leave orbit and then fly all the way to Mars and then generate the required power for the experiments and communicate with Earth.
You would have to duplicate all of this for each probe you sent, and it is probably significant. It is a bit like saying instead of flying 220 people on a single Airbus A321, you want to fly them in batches of 10; the plane is so much of what you actually fly that it doesn't make that much sense.
When pieces come down to Earth, it is usually because they were absolutely HUGE before they entered the atmosphere (think MIR), or becuase they are made out of materials that survive the very high temperatures /stresses of re-entry (e.g. spherical titanium tanks, aluminimum-silicon-carbide structures, etc.)
The Russians will know what materials they used, and what sort of size they are. On top of that, some of the larger pieces may well end up smaller once the fuel starts reacting. If they say that it is very unlikely that anything will reach the ground it may be true. (Just because WMD were not found, not everything is a lie :)
Europe is about to build some; European Data Relay Satellite (EDRS) http://www.esa.int/esaTE/SEM5GGKTYRF_index_0.html. I think the final configuration has 2 in Geo orbit. One is a dedicated sat, and the other 1 is a payload on a commercial communication sat. With this they should have almost continuous coverage of most of the Earth.
However, these will be designed to work with small terminals built into specific satellites, using specific laser (& RF?) wavelengths, and these terminals will need to be steered to point at the EDRSs. I don't think that it would be worth adding a terminal like this to something that is only supposed to be in orbit for a few days.
Welsh factions clash over .cymru and .wales bids
My home is bugged ... with temp sensors to save me cash
LED "bulbs"
I recently found an LED GU10 "bulb" that would fit into my ceiling fan*/light and could be operated by the control in the fan (normal ones either blow-up or flash even when off). It looks quite nice, and is made by Philips so should be good. but costs 45€ WTF!!!
*Yes ceiling fan because in the summer it costs a lot less to operate than air-con (see; I'm green!)
NEWSFLASH: Chips cheaper than disks
Brian, that is very true. However I stopped using tape for backup when it took a cabinet of tapes to backup a small server (I can't afford the latest LTO), so I now use HDDs for backup. HDDs are fine for backup because they are relatively reliable.
Now if you change everything to SSD, with unknown reliabilities and failure rates quoted that they cannot have tested because they don't have enough time, how reliable are your backups? Especially when some of the problems are down to a small firmware change that effectively resets all the testing hours for MTBF to zero.
iOS upgrade swells iPhone battery-suckage grief
Apple applies to patent a SIM you can't remove
Possibly the upset is people just looking at the surface of this and seeing it as a SIM just without the connector (read the post above!).
Then people think that it is a bit cheeky to apply to patent that.
Then people think that the US patent office will just grant the patent (and would even allow you to patent "the removal of waste from the body by shitting", and allow some patent troll to sue the crap out of everybody)
SIM cards
I thought that really the SIM is just your private key to sign authentication packets to send to the network. The SIM holds that key and also does the signing so that the phone never needs to know the key and thus makes it more secure.
Now from a GSM standpoint, I don't see anything magic about the phone doing the signing itself, and the phone being told the key. The network sends the phone a request to authenticate itself, and receives a packet which it decodes as correct; job done.
Of course this means that the user can't just stick their SIM in another phone, and it also means that they can't just stick different SIM in this phone. It is probably for this flexibility that the GSM spec demands removable SIMs (although it doesn't work, becuase lots of phones refuse any SIM except 1 network).
If I could trust Apple, this would be great. In theory, I could have a number of contracts all loaded into my phone; UK, Spanish, Japanese, work, personal, etc. The phone could register on all the networks and receive calls from all of them, and I could tell it which one to use for outgoing calls/data.
Fusion boffins crack shreddy eddy plasma puzzle
"Sadly, so far these doughnut "tokamaks" have always required more power to run than they can generate."
That is because none have been fitted with any generation equipment! Also very few (or only JET) have run with deuterium which is required for this type of fusion. Also the loses tend to increase with the surface area, but power generation increases with volume, so with ITAR being bigger, the efficiency will be higher.
I thought that JET has actually had some short periods where the power generated by fusion within the plasma was more than the input power.
European boffins on voyage of discovery to the Earth's core
Another new Russian nuclear powerplant comes online
Mobile scaremongers want warning stickers on EVERYTHING
US.gov: We aren't hiding any space aliens
Is Apple nobbling iPhones to avoid more patent misery?
Yes, it fscking well does, and you CAN'T turn it off, and if you just type in the text you want, it will keep changing it. It doesn't give you the option to change a word to what it thinks; it changes it with an option to change it back to what you typed. Gets on my tits no end; another example of Apple deciding what I want for me, whether it is or not :(
Generally the IOS UI is pretty good, but IMHO the on-screen keyboard is bloody horrible; even the one on my Nokia 770 which is god knows how old is better.
Results in on why life, the universe and everything exists
UK to big brands: Get off our Facebook, mate!
Hong Kongers fight for right to stand in line for iPhone 4S
UK Border Force chief walks in passport checks row
Russian probe engines crap out on way to Mars
Upcoming EU data law will make Europe tricky for Facebook
Will it work?
I'll be impressed if they actually make this stick.
Imagine that Facebook adds a new screen when people login telling them that they have to accept the terms and conditions before they can continue. Ideally they would make their T&Cs about 2000 paragraphs, and in a window about 30 chars wide by 10 lines.
How many Facebookers are going to say no? What would the law have achieved?
Now, if they have to ask you every single time they want to give away / sell your data, maybe people will get fed up with it (although obviously it will be "Europe's fault!), but probably Facebook will still make it a requirement to use thier system, so people will still say yes.
Honda upgrades humanoid robot to SERVE BEER
Serving beer is not that difficult; there's a bar in Tokyo where there are is a Macaque monkey that can serve you. I also saw Asimo when I was there; the demo was very impressive, but do they still have to put those little marker dots down on the floor before-hand?
I've also seen a home-built beer serving "robot" although it was basically just a catapult built into a fridge; let your beer settle before opeing!
Best Buy UK spent £200m on failed megastores
WTF ?
"As a result, Best Buy has paid $1.3bn for CPW's share in the joint venture."
"Taylor said that from "start to finish", the overall investment was "circa £100m each in terms of ourselves and Best Buy that we've sunk into the opportunity"."
That's not a bad return on investment by CPW; £100m in $1.3bn out! Their shareholders should be very happy. As for Best Buy however, WTF?
Best Buy to shutter all UK megastores
@AC 16:43
"I take it you switch to Japanese or Chinese quite a lot when talking about technical stuff. "
Actually I find it midly humerous that when I've been with groups of Japanese people discussing technical things, they say things like: (Appologies to Jasper Carrot)
Wikki-wikki wikkkki wikki-wikki HARDDISK wikki wikki-wikki TRANSISTOR wikki-wikki wikki....
Apple expels serial hacker for publishing iPhone exploit
Men most likely to friend dodgy Facebook strangers
Compact Disc death foretold for 2012
@Mike Dimmick
"Are there any music stores left that use DRM? Amazon and iTunes now just include a tracking ID in the metadata, linked to the purchaser's account on their system, so it's possible to track a leaked file to who leaked it. The music is completely unencrypted, though, so will play on anything (that's licenced for the format) and no matter how many copies have been made."
My wife buys her music from iTunes. It won't play on the digital TV, nor on the digital set-top in the other room, nor the MP3 player in the office (although it plays fine on her iPod and her Mac). When transfering her iTunes from her old computer to her new one, it moaned like hell and she had to talk to Apple help to get it sorted because it had been authorised too many times, and she couldn't play any of the recent stuff anymore (and in fact even lost it off her iPod).
Meanwhile, I keep taking CDs off the shelf and playing them in various HiFis and the car, no problems. Also the CDs I've ripped play on everything, including her Mac and iPod. Oh and I also have a lot of CDs (even from this year/last year) that don't appear on iTunes / Amazon / MS database of CDs.
Hear hear
Don't get me wrong; I think it's good that the music business has finally woken up to the fact that a lot of people just want to click "buy" on their iPod and buy a digital download, and that they now allow it instead of forcing people to torrents.
However, I don't think I'll be paying for any digital downloads, thanks. There are those who like the hassle, especially trying to play their tunes after re-installing their PC from a backup and being told that they are not authorised. I'll stick to CDs.
If the labels kill CDs and force me to download, then maybe I might, but I certainly won't pay for crippled downloads, so would probably download without paying. (If you don't sell what people want to buy, they won't buy it)
Greens threaten to sue over solar power cash slash
Solar in Spain
In Spain now all new properties have to have solar water heating (yes that means blocks of flats with hundreds of units on the roof!). They probably take a lot less resources to make, don't require any feed-in and are probably cheaper and more useful to the new home-owners than PV panels.
Before you say yeah well it's a lot hotter here; we had our first snow here last Friday; about 6", just north of Madrid, and I haven't really seen the sun much in a week.
As it happens I also like PV panels a lot. 100% of the power for our space systems come from solar...
Data-matching won't help much with electoral registration
Pointless? That depends on why you want a database listing everyone old enough to vote.
If it's to send them voting forms; then yes pointless as you have said. (In fact it's not just that people can easily add themselves to the register, it's hard to not; they keep bugging you, sending people to your house to fill out the form etc.)
If you want a list of everyone who is old enough to vote (and pay taxes, etc.), then maybe not pointless...
UK Home Sec: 'I authorised biometric bypass pilot'
I am also confused.
"May said an independent inquiry would determine why controls were relaxed"
But then at the end of the article, it says:
"Immigration minister Damian Green said that 5,200 UK Border Agency staff would be cut, with the total number of guards reduced to 18,000 by 2015...."
Is this the result of the inquiry already (much quicker than normal!). The problem was caused by not having enough people to check and guard the border, and hence it wasn't?
Or are they saying that they have to stop checking people at times of high demand because they can't cope, oh and by the way, we are reducing the number of people.
Gallery mulls 'damage' after cleaner scrubs modern art
I assume that the downvote is because you should've said that loss should be calculated as "negative". i.e. it is now improved compared to how it was before.
I'm not quite sure what to make of this: "one of the most talented German artists of his generation". If he sold a puddle to someone for $1.1, perhaps they missed out the word "con", otherwise a very sad state of affairs.
The only icon I could think of was the wet floor one...